That day, I picked up an apprentice in Daoxiang Village...

The next day Tang Yu didn't wake up until noon, and he was still the only one in the dormitory. Hearing the growling of his stomach and looking at the empty dormitory, he somehow felt a little desolate...

After sloppy lunch, Tang Yu sat in front of the computer, started the game habitually, and boarded the crooked board.

As soon as it was opened, a series of ding ding ding sounded like a reminder.

Sure enough, it was that guy...

【Moonset】Liger's Dried Fish 20:56:31

Master, I was wrong QA□□Don’t go

[Moonfall] Liger's Dried Fish 20:57:12

Master, are you angry?

【Moonset】Liger's Dried Fish 20:57:57

really down?

【Moonset】Liger's Dried Fish 20:59:02

Hey.

【Moonset】Liger's Dried Fish 21:01:01

Liger, do you want me again? QAQ

【Moonset】Liger's Dried Fish 22:12:31

Master, I miss you so much.

Tang Yu finished reading the chat history with black lines all over his head, why could this guy be so cute even if he lost his skin... He closed the chat box and Tang Yu boarded the game.

He still opened the friend list habitually. The dehydrated fish was not online, and Ye Luo didn't know that autumn was not there. However, Tang Yu turned his eyes away from the words "Boundless Holy Fire" and closed the friend list.

What should I do now?To play a palace?

[Guild] Li Ergou, head of the village: [Fingertips dream lingering] Fingertips, vinegar fish is online.

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish: #What's wrong with scaring?

[Guild] Qingqing Zijin: Sister Fingertip wants the blue appearance of the palace's seven show weapons, and wants you to take her to fight the palace.

[Guild] fingertips dream: because no one in the gang is playing PVE # helpless

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish: What a coincidence, I also just want to go to the palace.I'll see if there is a group, if there is, I will call you.

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish: Don't you go to attack and defend with your fingertips?

[Guild] Fingertips are haunted by dreams: Ah, I don’t want to go today.

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish: Please point me into the group.

[Guild] Dreaming at fingertips: OK.

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish: I'll come right away.

Tang Yu joined the gang, and his fingertips were hanging in a small room. There were three people under the JJC channel. Why are there so few people? Oh, they probably all went to the United Front. Thinking of this, Tang Yu jumped to his fingertips In the room, a beautiful voice of Yu Jie rang out.

"Fish, are you here?"

"Ah."

"..."

"You... wait for me to drive Xiaowaiwai, we don't have to go there."

"it is good."

There was another long silence, and Tang Yu didn't care. After all, he had known Fingertip for so long. In his opinion, Fingertip was the quietest girl he knew in the whole gang, unlike Mu Yuqing who said goodbye to her. Then the queen is not a soft girl like Lihualuo and Qingqing, and she is not as noisy as Guagua. If she insists, she should be the same type of girl as Huakai.

When I was speechless with my fingertips, Ding's secret chat sounded.

[Secret Chat] Boundless Holy Flame: Master

[Secret Chat] The Boundless Flame: Have you had lunch yet?

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: Yes

[Secret Chat] Boundless Holy Flame: Tsk, so indifferent

[Secret Chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: ...

[Secret Chat] The Boundless Holy Flame: It was obvious that my younger brother called me very affectionately yesterday #悲感

[Secret Chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: ...

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: What do you do?

[Secret Chat] Boundless Holy Flame: What is Master doing?

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: Uh, I'm going to write this book.

[Secret Chat] The Boundless Flame: Yes.Go ahead, I will attack and defend.

Tang Yu just breathed a sigh of relief and told himself not to be separated from others because of grievances in the camp, and then saw the gang jump out of the news.

[Guild] Croaking is not a flower: Xiaodai!Xiaodai, let’s open a small Wai Wai back to the gang, Wai Wai, will you rebroadcast it, okay? QAQ

[Guild] Mu Xiaodai: Gua Gua, I'll blow it up when I drive three crooked ones. .

[Guild] Croaking is not a flower: chirping chirping

[Guild] Li Ergou, the head of the village: Quack has completely turned his back. . .Sure enough, the gang is the most cowardly

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish: #scared what happened

[Guild] Croaking is not a flower: I am not very cowardly!This is just yearning for a male god!Longing!Hey you don't understand!

[Guild] Hundred Ghosts at Night: Junior sister is a nympho...

[Guild] Cack is not a flower: Yuyu, we are fighting offense and defense, and the opposite command speaks well, Su ah #油水

[Guild] Croaking is not a flower: What's wrong with the nympho?The nympho eats your rice?Sleeping with your niece?Lick your goddess?

[Guild] Hundred Ghosts of the Night: You are the biggest... I was wrong...

[Guild] Dreaming at the fingertips: Isn't the opposite command one in a million?

[Guild] Li Ergou, head of the village: No, one in a million is not here today.

[Guild] Mu Xiaodai: I heard that I have traveled far away...

[Guild] Croaking is not a flower: Today is the new conductor! ! !Never seen it before! !

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish: Who is it?

[Guild] Croaking is not a flower: a Mingjiao!

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish: ...it can't be the one I thought

[Guild] The fingertips are haunted by dreams: ...it can't be the one who killed me before, right?

[Guild] Village head Li Ergou: Tsk tsk, this synchronization rate

[Guild] Croaking is not a flower: Yuyu, do you still know people from Dark City?

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish: I heard you guys said it.

[Guild] Mu Xiaodai: Today the commander is the gang leader of the dark city, one in a million is not here.

[Guild] Croaking is not a flower: damn it

[Guild] fingertips dream haunting: Fuck

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish: ...

Tang Yu sighed in his heart, "It really is him", while turning on the microphone, he called his fingertips to enter the book, and was about to start typing.

It is generally time-consuming to fight the palace, probably because of the crushing group, everyone is very relaxed, once relaxed, various problems will occur...

Fortunately, the atmosphere of this team is very relaxed, and the team leader is also a girl, who acts cute while directing.

It may be that the atmosphere in Waiwai is too dull, and my fingertips began to find topics intentionally or unintentionally.Tang Yu is also a dull person, and he doesn't know how to get along with girls. According to Two-dimensional, he is a textbook-style herbivorous man. Except for the chatty girls like Gugua and Qingqing, he and the gang Other girls always don't have much communication when getting along... That's why they are mistaken for high-cold guns...

"Yuyu, is the dungeon difficult now?"

"Fortunately, Quantong can basically bring gold groups. Why did you suddenly ask this at your fingertips?"

"My apprentice wants to practice dual cultivation, please ask for him."

"Oh... that's it. Hey, you don't need milk in the next stage here, just stand up and paddle."

"Ah."

The two chatted without saying a word, and the atmosphere was still awkward.

What broke this situation was Xiaoyugan.When he was smoking Xiao Sha for the second time, a "ding" sound in the earphone let Tang Yu know that someone had entered the room.At the same time, a line of yellow words jumped out in the middle of the screen:

Your personal apprentice [Dehydrated Dried Fish] is online.

"Little Yugan~ Yuyu, your apprentice is here."

Hearing the sudden joyful sound from his fingertips, Tang Yu was so frightened that he almost threw the mouse out.Silently cutting to the wrong side, there was an ID of "liger's small dried fish" under the small channel that originally only had himself and his fingertips.

[Guild] Dehydrated small dried fish: I'm here to find a liger.

[Guild] Dehydrated dried fish: what are the liger and fingertips doing?

"We're fighting the palace."

[Guild] Li Ergou, the head of the village: Hey, what are you doing, Xiaoyu?

[Guild] Dehydrated dried fish: No.

[Guild] Dehydrated dried fish: Why don't ligers talk?

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish:...

[Guild] Qingqing Zijin: Here comes the dried fish, so what?╭(╯3╰)╮

[Guild] Dehydrated small dried fish: Liger is so indifferent to me today QAQ

[Guild] Qingqing Zijin: I found out too.Didn't Yuyu tell his younger brother to pounce on him whenever he saw a small dried fish? #scare

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish: ...Fingertip, let me go down with my apprentice and talk about something.

"what?"

Before his fingertips could answer, Tang Yu dragged himself and Xiao Yu to the small locked room below.

"What are you doing?" Tang Yu asked in a serious tone.

After a while, Tang Yu heard the sound of a lighter, followed by a slightly familiar male voice, which was the same as the voice he heard last time when he was typing in the dark dust.

Hey, the apprentice is still the same apprentice, but the taste has changed...it used to be strawberry...he couldn't help but sigh inwardly.

"Aren't you going to take me to fight? Master?"

"...You don't know how to do it yourself?" Tang Yu couldn't help rolling his eyes when he said this.

"No." The other party replied very confidently.

"Can command offense and defense but not fight?"

"You are the master."

"I should kick you out of the division."

"...Since you accept an apprentice, you must take responsibility."

"what?"

"Hey, what on earth do you care about?"

"..."

"Do you mind if I'm a man? Does the apprentice still look at men and women?"

"no……"

"Then... mind if I'm from Dark City?"

"It's not... I don't mind... I just think it's pretty, pretty..." Tang Yu lowered his voice after talking, hey, he should show the majesty of being a master.

"Don't be a dog, be a cat."

"what?"

"...It's okay. Master, take me to play pve!"

"...I'm fighting the palace."

"Hmm, I'll wait for you."

"Then just wait, I'm going up, and I don't know how to run with my fingertips later."

"I'll go up with you."

[Guild] Qingqing Zijin: What happened to Yuyu and Xiaoyugan#Stay

[Guild] fingertips haunted by dreams: he went down two...

[Guild] Qingqing Zijin: Hey, let’s go to the little black house

[Guild] Quak is not a flower: I don’t want to do my daily life, huh.

[Guild] Dehydrated dried fish: Liger and I are fine #欢乐

[Guild] Dehydrated small dried fish: Qingqing, I will accompany you to do your daily work, and the lion and tiger are still writing books.

[Guild] Qingqing Zijin: Okay () okay?

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish:...

Tang Yu actually wanted to say something: Qingqing, you can take him to play.But thousands of words are still just a series of ellipsis.

He finished beating the palace absent-mindedly, it was too dark, not to mention the blue double swords, not even a showy weapon.

"Hey, another week's black CD."

"Take your time, there will always be."

"Yuyu, is that how you comforted yourself when you beat Ben Hei?"

"……Yes."

"Then take me to the palace next week."

"Um, okay."

[Guild] Dehydrated dried fish: The dehydrated dried fish successfully killed a flower in the Valley of the Wicked.

[Guild] Dehydrated dried fish: If the dehydrated dried fish is successfully killed, don't hit me.

[Guild] Qingqing Zijin: Yay!The first kill of dried fish()

[Guild] Croaking is not a flower: doublekill#scared

[Guild] Dehydrated dried fish: The liger has finished the book, take me to the big fight, and the last one-bar mission, and the organ piglet QAQ

"Group me."

Tang Yu felt that his future life might not be as beautiful as he imagined. Why can a big man act cute like nothing happened?Could it be that when you play Lolita, it will automatically become cute?Is it the same curse as losing your IQ once you play yellow chicken?just terrible...

"I'll go to the battle with you too, just so I don't need to call for treatment." Fingertips said and clicked into the group, "Hey, why were you rejected?"

"Huh? The captain is not here."

[Guild] Dehydrated dried fish: The dehydrated dried fish successfully killed Mu Yuqingfeng.

[Guild] Dehydrated dried fish: I'm sorry, I was killing people just now, I thought it was the studio... You can order it again.

"Oh, good. Hey, why did you refuse again..."

[Guild] Dehydrated small dried fish: hand-slip QAQ.

"..."

"Stop making trouble, hurry up and form a team."

[Team] Dehydrated small dried fish: Oh.

[Secret chat] Haunting dreams at fingertips: Yuyu, does your apprentice have any objections to me?

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: ... probably sick.

[Secret Chat] Fingertips are haunted by dreams:...

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: Don't worry about it.

[Secret chat] Fingertips haunt dreams: Did you guys quarrel?

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: No.

[Secret Chat] Fingertips are haunted by dreams: This, something is wrong...

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: It's all right.Don't overthink it.

A map that was haunted by a stinky and shameless monster all night long.When others started attacking and defending, he looked for an npc in Wanhua, and when others finished attacking and defending, he took his apprentice to scan the secret room of Tangmen again and again.

Fingertip also went to attack and defend at night, only Tang Yu and Xiao Yugan were in the crooked.

"Hey, don't fight, don't fight, the boss is going to die..."

"Ah? Can't you kill him?"

"How can you achieve it if you beat it to death... You have to kill it with Gangfeng Dart, back to back."

"Ah, that's it."

"Before the boss is killed, the dice will keep showing numbers. How many numbers are you missing?"

"Let me see, 3 and 6."

"Well, hold those two mobs back."

"Master, are you doing these things every day besides writing books?"

"Well. What else?"

"Master, I haven't done my business running today."

"I'm going to disconnect from the Internet later. Don't expect me to run with you."

"Hey."

"It's so late, Ye Luo hasn't come back... I don't know why he went, and no one answered the phone."

"Huh? Ye Luo doesn't know autumn?"

"Yes."

"You live together?"

"We are in the same dormitory." Tang Yu replied, "Hey, the last fragment came out too. That's okay, the little pig came out together."

"Ah."

Tang Yu stared at the small Paoluo on the computer screen, who synthesized the organ piglet next to him, and fell silent for a long time. The atmosphere was a little strange.Until the other party turned on the microphone again:

"Master, I have something to do, so I will go offline first."

"Well, let's go, I'm going to disconnect from the Internet too."

"Good night, Master."

"Well... late... good night."

Seeing that there were still 3 minutes to go without the internet, Tang Yu turned off the game and Waiwai, and started calling Ye Zhiqiu.

beep...beep...beep...

"Hello?" A strange male voice sounded over the phone, this is not Ye Zhiqiu...

"I'm looking for Ye Zhiqiu, is he there?"

"Oh, you're Qiuqiu's roommate, right? He's drunk and won't be going back to the dormitory tonight."

"Oh, I see...that, you are Tao Yi?"

"Ah, yes."

"There is class tomorrow morning. If he can't come, I will ask for leave for him."

"Then trouble you."

"fine."

After hanging up the phone, Tang Yu went to sleep. It's class tomorrow morning, hey.

The next afternoon, Ye Zhiqiu dragged his luggage back to school with a tired face. Tang Yu had just returned from high math class when he saw Ye Zhiqiu lying on the bed in his clothes.

"You're back, dead fish?" Ye Zhiqiu called without opening his eyes.

"Tsk tsk, you look like you're dying, did you lose your chrysanthemum last night?" Tang Yu jokingly threw the high math book to Ye Zhiqiu.

"Damn it, you can't keep your chrysanthemum. That bastard Tao Yi actually made me drink." Ye Zhiqiu sat up from the bed and threw the book back.

Tang Yu accepted the book with a smile, turned around and moved the chair towards Ye Zhiqiu, and asked gossipingly, "He didn't do anything to you, did he?"

"Does he dare?" Ye Zhiqiu seemed to hum the words from his nose.

"Seriously, Ye Zi, are you straight or curved?" Tang Yu looked curious about the baby.

"I don't know." Ye Zhiqiu snorted, and was about to climb out of bed to turn on the computer, "But Tao Yi must be crooked."

"Nonsense, don't look at how many years he has been chasing you..."

"Then who told him to go to England behind my back?"

"He's on the other side of the ocean and his heart is still with you... No, what's going on with you now? Didn't he run back again?" Tang Yu frowned.

"Who knows about him. If my mother insisted that I pick him up, I wouldn't want to see him."

"Tsk, I regret introducing Huakai to you. Don't ruin other girls."

"I didn't promise to have a relationship with her either..."

"...Weigh it for yourself."

After Tang Yu finished speaking, he turned his chair and turned on the computer. In fact, what he wanted to say was, "Sooner or later you will bend like this."

"I'm not a scumbag. What do you have to worry about? After knowing each other for so many years and sleeping together for so many years, you still don't know my character? You might as well worry about your apprentice."

"..."

The two turned on the computer and started playing the game one after another. Tang Yu first glanced at his friend, um, both accounts of Xiaoyugan were not online, and then started to do daily work.

Tang Yu originally planned to find a random group at night to clear the CD of the beast or chasing the tiger, but just after the battle, someone secreted him.

[Secret Chat] Jian Chunluo Invincible: Yuyu~Yuyu~There are wild beasts chasing tigers tonight, do you want to come?

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: A group of dark dust?

[Secret Chat] Jian Chunluo Invincible: Yes.

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: I don't really want to go to that group...

[Secret Chat] Jian Chunluo Invincible: Why?

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: I don't want to fight tigers today, I just find a group.Let's fight with you next time.

[Secret chat] Jian Chunluo is invincible: Hey, okay QAQ

Looking at the dazzling team advertisements in the world, I don't know which team to join.

At this time, Ye Zhiqiu's voice came from behind.

"Fish, my master is looking for you and asked you to come here."

"Oh, right now."

As soon as Tang Yu stepped into the gang with his front foot, he was immediately dragged into the small room by Yun Yun.

"Yuyu, I heard from my fingertips that there seemed to be something wrong between you and Xiaoyugan yesterday?"

"It's nothing."

"The two dogs say you are abnormal."

"Master, do you also believe Ergou's words?"

"Hehe, tell me, what's the matter? You must be thinking."

"..." Tang Yu was silent for a while, "It's really fine. I, my apprentice and I are doing fine like this now. Mistress, don't worry."

"Hey, didn't I also see you playing alone for so many years..."

"I know, I know, I'll take care of it." Tang Yu said, and suddenly saw the dehydrated dried fish online, and hurriedly said, "Master, I took my apprentice to copy the book. I'll talk about it when I come back."

"go Go."

[Guild] Dehydrated small dried fish: wet#哦

[Association]□□Spring and Autumn: It’s dry#Oh

[Guild] Qingqing Zijin: 233333□□Are you going to laugh at me to death?

[Guild] Quack is not a flower: ah ha ha ha ha ヽ() What the hell is that?

[Guild] Dehydrated small dried fish: ⊙▽⊙

[Guild] Like falling into the clouds: Xiao Yugan is here, just now Yuyu said to take you to book.

[Guild] Dehydrated dried fish: #Poor liger really?

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish: Of course.

[Guild] Drowning sweet and sour fish: Wait, I'll find a group and see what I can do.Do your daily routine first.

At almost eight o'clock in the evening, Tang Yu finally found a wild group from Qinhuangling's Mausoleum. When the two joined the group, the group was only half full.

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: Go over there.

[Secret chat] Dehydrated dried fish: Let's hang up the little crooked one, Master.

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: why #despise

[Secret chat] Dehydrated small dried fish: I am not very good at QAQ, I need your teaching

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: Speak well, don't be cute.

[Secret chat] Dehydrated small dried fish: #Poor liger!

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish:...

[Secret chat] Drowning sweet and sour fish: Come and help me out.

Originally, Tang Yu had a good heart. He thought that since he accepted him as an apprentice, he couldn't just ignore him just because he changed from a girl to a man. So facing this apprentice again, his mentality was also relaxed a lot.

However, what I never expected was that the Emperor Qin's Mausoleum was so beaten that day that the sun, the moon, and the world were dimmed...

It took almost an hour for the group leader to complete the group, and finally the group was full before nine o'clock. Everyone entered the dungeon one after another. Tang Yu glanced at the time and guessed that it should be destroyed before the Internet was disconnected. Ye Zhiqiu behind him is on the battlefield, but who would have thought that they actually entered a pit, a pit that Tanxue fought for more than an hour... At the end of the saintess, the whole regiment lay down for one-third The second person, Tang Yu felt as if his heart was bleeding.

Although the saint was entangled, fortunately the male god didn't have much entanglement, and it was over in one go, but it was almost 11 o'clock when the male god passed, and the Internet was about to be disconnected. Tang Yu thought about it and was going to tell the group leader. While typing, a voice came from the headset:

"Give me the account password, you go to sleep."

"Can you double open?"

"You don't want to shoot special effects weapons, what if they come out?"

"Well, okay. I'll chat with you privately."

As soon as the account password was sent, the network was disconnected here. Tang Yu sighed and got up to wash up. He turned his head and saw Ye Zhiqiu staring at the "You have disconnected from the server" on the screen in a daze, looking at it with some doubts. After a while, Tang Yu noticed that Ye Zhiqiu should be discussing with others in Chengdu Plaza before the disconnection, and seemed to be still chatting with others secretly. When he was about to see who was in the secret chat box, Ye Zhiqiu suddenly turned off the game.

"What are you doing here, fish? You scared me to death."

"You are the one, why are you in a daze?"

"I was thinking about the sparring with someone just now. Didn't you finish the dungeon?"

"I gave the number to my apprentice. There is only one boss left."

"Will she double-open?"

"...Yes, it's okay to lie in the corpse."

"Fish, do you think something is wrong with your apprentice?"

"Huh? What's wrong with him?"

"Don't you think she seems to want to pick you up?"

"Pfft...be careful I spray your face with mouthwash."

"You're disgusting. Tsk tsk, forget it if you don't believe me, just wait and see."

Ye Zhiqiu let out a "tsk", and went directly past Tang Yu to take a shower.

Tang Yu stood there holding his toothbrush in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking.

What Ye Zhiqiu said is completely impossible... But, thinking of the conversation that night, Tang Yu felt a sense of crisis for no reason...