My Doraemon Boyfriend

Early in the morning, Su Han was woken up by a knock on the door, got up angrily, and went to open the door without a coat on. He wanted to see which bastard couldn't read, and ran away early Come to disturb people's dreams, he obviously hung up the do not disturb sign last night.

"Who is it?" Opening the door, Su Han asked impatiently, "What is the urgent matter?"

But no one replied to him, because Su Han didn't see anyone at all.

Just as the door was about to close, a soft voice came from behind the door.

"I'm here." A small hand stretched out from behind the door.

It turned out that people were squeezed behind the door.

Su Han was ashamed, and hurriedly pulled out the owner of the little hand. It was a beautiful child with big eyes, fair skin, and flaxen hair. He looked like a young lady.

"Are you alright, kid?" Su Han bent down and looked at the young lady, "What are you doing behind uncle's door? It's dangerous, you know? Go home quickly."

"Obviously you squeezed me behind the door." Xiao Zhengtai pursed her lips and pulled the corner of the pink shirt on her upper body with an aggrieved expression.

"I'm sorry, Uncle didn't see you just now." Su Han had a guilty look on his face, he really couldn't be blamed for this, the little lady was short, so he really couldn't see it.

Hearing his words, Xiao Zhengtai's mouth curled up even more, her big eyes were watery, as if she was about to cry, and she said in a waxy voice, "It's not my fault that my legs are short."

Su Han chuckled, and reached out to touch Xiao Zhengtai's soft hair, "Hey, don't cry, it's okay to have short legs, concentration is the essence."

"..." Xiaozheng was so sad, he looked at Su Han with his mouth pouting.

"Emma, ​​you are so cute." Seeing such a cute little Zhengtai, Su Han's pseudo-girlish heart broke out, and he rubbed the little Zhengtai's chubby cheeks with both hands and refused to let go.

Xiaozheng was so angry, he pulled Suhan's hand hard, and said solemnly: "Scholar can be killed, you can't be humiliated, let go of my face."

Amused by Xiao Zhengtai's serious appearance, Su Han narrowed his eyes at him, and then let him go after a few more slaps, and said happily: "Okay, uncle won't tease you anymore, you hurry back Go home, or your parents will have to worry. Be obedient."

Xiao Zhengtai blinked his big eyes with a confused expression on his face, what kind of nonsense is this person talking about.

Ignoring him, turned around, dragged out a small suitcase from behind the door, and Xiao Zhengtai dragged it swaggeringly into the room from Su Han's side.

"Hey, what are you doing in my house?" Su Han was dumbfounded, what does this kid mean, he even brought a suitcase.

"I'm your boyfriend. I don't live in your house. Whose house will I live in?" Mrs. Xiaozheng threw the suitcase aside, and ran to the sofa with her short legs.

"What?!" Su Han was completely dumbfounded. Did he hear correctly, this little guy who looked less than five years old actually said that he was his boyfriend? !What an international joke.

After closing the door, Su Han went to the sofa, sat on the table, crossed his arms, condescendingly looked down at the young lady who was lying on the sofa comfortably, and jokingly asked: "Since you said you are my boyfriend, Do you know what a boyfriend is?"

Xiao Zhengtai didn't say anything, and just gave Su Han an idiot look.

Su Han 囧, was he despised by this brat just now, this sad world.

"Daughter-in-law, I'm hungry." Yi Gulu sat up from the sofa, laying his hands on Su Han's lap, and the little Zhengtai looked at him pitifully, his big watery eyes blinking non-stop.

"What did you call me just now?" Su Han began to wonder if there was something wrong with his ears, why did he hear Xiao Zhengtai calling his wife.

"Daughter-in-law." Xiao Zhengtai said naturally.

"Damn it, I'm a man, not your wife." Su Han picked up Mrs. Zheng, threw him on the sofa, and prepared to educate him, but what he said next was caught by Mrs. Zheng's innocence. It was blocked back.

"Who stipulates that men can't be with men?"

Su Hanmo, why does he think he can't speak up to this brat.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Xiaozheng got up from the sofa again, lying on Su Han's lap, and continued to blink and pretend to be pitiful: "Daughter-in-law, I'm hungry."

Picking up Mrs. Zheng, she threw him back on the sofa again, "Don't call me my wife." After speaking, he got up and walked to the kitchen.

Xiao Zhengtai looked at Su Han's back and felt a little sad. This person is obviously his wife, so why don't she admit it? Alas, human beings are really troublesome.

When Su Han came out with the milk, he happened to see Xiao Zhengtai shaking his head and sighing deeply. He couldn't help laughing, sat down beside Xiao Zhengtai, and handed the milk to him, "Drink quickly, finish it, I'll send it to you go home."

"Isn't my home here? Where do I go back?" Drinking milk, Xiaozheng looked at Su Han sideways in confusion.

"This is my home, not yours."

"But you are my wife, and I am your boyfriend." Mrs. Xiao Zheng said very seriously.

"Who told you this?" Su Han really wanted to hack that person to death, to teach children what is wrong, to actually teach this, he would die.

"My father."

"What's your father's name? Where's your home?"

Xiaozheng tilted his head and thought for a while, "I don't know."

Su Han was speechless, how could this happen.

"Think about it again. You will always remember what your father's name is?"

"I really don't know." Xiaozheng bit the straw, feeling aggrieved.

"Then you should know where you came from, right?"

"I don't know." Xiao Zhengtai still looked confused.

"Damn it." Su Han was about to go crazy, "Why do you ask three questions and don't know. Are you a fool?"

"You are the fool." Xiaozheng gave him a blank look, then turned his head arrogantly, with his back to him.

Su Han had black lines on his face, forget it, this brat doesn't know anything, let's send him to the police station later.

"Hey, what's your name?" Su Han asked, poking Xiao Zhengtai's back.

"Qiao Zhengxi." Little Zhengtai still turned her back to Su Han, "I know your name is Su Han, and you are 25 years old."

Su Han was shocked, "You...how did you know?"

"Father said that you should know everything about your daughter-in-law." Qiao Zhengxi turned around and looked at Su Han with bright eyes. "Daughter-in-law, I'm still hungry, and I want to eat."

"Don't call me daughter-in-law, do you hear?" Su Han pointed Qiao Zhengxi's forehead with his middle finger, "If you want to eat, you must tell me who your father is, otherwise there will be no food."

"Huh." Qiao Zhengxi pursed his mouth, "I really don't remember, I have already told you what I know. You still bully others, you are a bad person." Saying that, he ran into Su Han's room angrily here, close the door.

"..." Su Han embarrassed.

After thinking about it, I also felt that Qiao Zhengxi's words should not be wrong, because children generally don't lie, maybe he really can't remember anything.

No, wait a minute, if this young lady can't remember anything, then why does he still remember what his father said? There must be something wrong with it.

While Su Han was thinking deeply, the mobile phone in the room rang suddenly. Su Han went to the room, only to find that Xiao Zhengtai had entered his room and locked the door behind him.

"Damn, why does he know my family so well? He even knows where my room is." Su Han was really shocked.

"Open the door, answer the phone." Su Han knocked on the door.

The door was slammed open, Qiao Zhengxi walked out holding Su Han's cell phone, looked at Su Han with some resentment, "Take it."

Taking the mobile phone in one hand and the young lady in the other, Su Han walked to the sofa in the living room and sat down, put the young lady beside him, and warned him not to run around before answering the phone.

"Hey, mom, what are you doing early in the morning?"

"You son of a bitch, didn't I tell you that there is a blind date at ten o'clock today? What time is it now, why haven't you gone yet? You're looking for death, aren't you?" Su Han's mother yelled loudly. Heap, sounds very angry.

"Ah?!" Su Han thought about it, and when he saw it, it was already 09:30, "Mom, since it's so late, can I not go?"

Su Han really doesn't like this kind of blind date, but his mother, who has tried her best to give him a blind date since graduation, looks like a ruthless lover until you find a wife.This made Su Han very sad when he had someone he liked, but he didn't dare to disobey his mother's order, otherwise he didn't know how he died.

Ah, what a sad world it is.

"No!" Su's mother roared, Su Han felt that his ears were going to be blown away, and he took the phone slightly away from his ears, with a melancholy expression on his face.

"Mom, I've met many times, can I not go this time?"

"Try it." Su's mother said threateningly, "This time, the lady from the Wang family is arranged for you. She is well-versed in knowledge, skillful, dignified, and polite. You must meet her."

"..." Su Hanmo, his mother is here again, and every time she says that the other party is like a fairy coming down to earth, but it's just that he has no interest in women at all.

"Okay, okay, I'm going now, I won't tell you."

After hanging up the phone, Su Han felt a little headache when he saw Qiao Zhengxi who was sitting upright with a curious expression on his face.

Where did this brat come from?

"Little devil, you really don't remember where your home is? Who is your father?" Su Han asked again.

Qiao Zhengxi shook his head, touched his empty stomach, pouted his mouth, and said pitifully, "Daughter-in-law, I'm hungry."

"..." Su Han really lost to this guy, seeing how cute he is, he couldn't get angry even if he wanted to.

"Call Uncle, and I'll take you to dinner." Su Han was always tempted by food, but he couldn't believe that this little boy was too unyielding, "Hey, call me and listen."

"daughter in law."

"uncle."

"daughter in law."

"uncle."

"daughter in law."

Su Han didn't speak, and pretended to stare at Qiao Zhengxi angrily, but this little guy ignored him completely, just kept looking at him and blinking.

The two stared at each other like that.

A few minutes later, Su Han got up silently and went to the room to change clothes.

In the first round, Su Han was completely defeated.

"Daughter-in-law, I want to eat pork rib rice." Behind him, Qiao Zhengxi's voice was waxy and soft.

"..." Su Hanmo, he felt that it was very necessary for him to send this brat to the police station, otherwise he would be called a big unmarried man with a child.

However, many years later, when Su Han lay in the rocking chair and recalled that year, what he was most grateful for was that he didn't send this child away.