My Doraemon Boyfriend

The night sky was as black as Bao Zheng's face.

When Qiao Zhengxi woke up, he found his stomach growling and protesting.The surrounding area is pitch-black, only the dim moonlight shines in from the window, bringing a dim glimmer.

With one hand on the wall, Qiao Zhengxi fumbled to stand up, his legs were a little numb, probably because he had been lying down for too long.

Sitting with his back against the wall, Qiao Zhengxi looked at the faint moon outside the window while rubbing his hungry stomach, pouted and complained in aggrieved way: "Why didn't you come to me, that idiot Su Han? Do you want to starve to death or take the opportunity?" Get rid of me? I hate it..."

So what the hell is going on here?

While rubbing his hungry stomach, Qiao Zhengxi recalled what happened to Le Tiantian in the bathroom.

After Qiao Zhengxi went to the toilet, he washed his hands at the sink, and refused to return to his seat for a long time.He didn't want to see Su Han smiling courteously at others.

Just as he was dawdling at the sink, a white and bookish man in a navy blue robe walked in. The man stopped beside Qiao Zhengxi, with his hands folded around his chest, looking at him coldly .

"Uncle, what are you looking at?" Qiao Zhengxi, who was stared at by the man, couldn't help asking. He raised his big hairy head, and his black agate eyes were filled with displeasure.

"Uncle?" The man's voice raised a few times, which seemed a bit unbelievable, but the emotion was over for a while, and the next second he recovered his iceberg face, and then said expressionlessly: "Quickly say, Who is your adulterer?"

"……"adulterer?

Qiao Zhengxi's face was black, and he rolled his eyes wordlessly.Did he encounter the legendary mental illness?I'm afraid this man's brain was eaten by a dog.

After turning off the tap, Qiao Zhengxi took out a tissue, wiped his hands and walked out.He felt that he should stay away from this kind of person, so as not to lower his IQ.

"What's wrong? Is there something wrong? Why didn't you answer my question?" The man stretched out his hand to block Qiao Zhengxi, and asked solemnly.

Qiao Zhengxi looked up at him arrogantly, squeezed his small voice and waved his orchid finger and said, "My family is still a girl with yellow flowers~"

……

For an instant, even the air was silent.It seemed that a few crows flew overhead.

An uncle who had gone to the toilet was so frightened by this scene that he ran away without washing his hands.The expression on his face is clearly "ma's mental retardation".

"Are you satisfied now?" Qiao Zhengxi glanced at him with disgust.Turn around and leave.

"No." The man said sharply, and stretched out his hand to lead Qiao Zhengxi up, "You are obviously a man, how could you be a girl with yellow flowers? You are lying!"

Suddenly being suspended, Qiao Zhengxi was angry and kicked around in the air, shouting: "You crazy, put me down!"

"Don't let go, unless you tell me where the adulterer is?" The man was very persistent.

Hearing this, Qiao Zhengxi was defeated. He lowered his head and stopped struggling.At this moment, there is only one monologue in his heart: who on earth revealed this psychosis!

At this moment, a man came in, saw this scene, and said with a sneer, "Why did you make a move when you didn't agree with each other?"

Qiao Zhengxi raised his head in surprise, he thought he could escape that crazy clutch, but he didn't expect to lie here as soon as he woke up.

What about the basic trust between people?What about the one who promised to help me escape the sea of ​​suffering?

Qiao Zhengxi felt heartbroken just thinking about it, and shook his head with a tragic expression.

He raised his head and looked around. It was pitch black and he couldn't see anything. Qiao Zhengxi couldn't judge where he was, and he didn't know what time it was. Of course, he guessed that it should be midnight, after all, it was really dark. It's the same as Bao Zheng's face.

"Oh." Qiao Zhengxi sighed again.It would be a lie to say that you are not afraid, but if it comes, let it be.Anyway, crying and shouting won't do any good, so it's better to save some energy and plan how to get from here.

And the most important thing is that Qiao Zhengxi vaguely felt that this scene was very familiar, as if he had experienced it many times, so he didn't feel too scared in his heart, so he just entered a dark room once.

Anyway, Qiao Dabao comforted himself like this.

Sometimes, Qiao Zhengxi is a brave kid who is not afraid of death.So many ordinary people feel that they should be afraid, but he doesn't feel much.This may also be caused by the environment. After all, not everyone will stage a kidnapping case that was outrageous in the [-]s and [-]s from time to time.Others do not have this blessing.

Just as Qiao Zhengxi was thinking wildly, the closed iron door was slowly opened, and the rusty iron door made a screeching sound.It's like the way the murderer was staged in the movie Saw.

snapped.The lights are turned on.

The blinding lights suddenly came on, and Qiao Zhengxi hurriedly covered his eyes.

"Are you awake?" A male voice was speaking, the voice was low and hoarse, a bit like the voice of recovering from a cold.

After his eyes got used to the brightness, Qiao Zhengxi took off his hand, but what he saw was a man wearing a clown mask.The masked man was very thin and tall, 1.8 meters tall, and looked like a bamboo pole covered with clothes from a distance.

Seeing him for the first time, Qiao Zhengxi couldn't help asking: "Uncle, how long have you had nothing to eat? You are as thin as a paper man."

A few black lines slid down the masked man's forehead.The brain circuit of this child is different from that of ordinary people.Shouldn't the normal way to open it be to cry and beg for mercy?

Could it be that the way he played was not right? !Impossible, that's how it's done in movies...

"Die!" Suddenly the masked man was slapped heavily on the head from behind, and another man wearing a black mask came out.The man in the black mask is a bit burly and not tall, but he looks more like a leader.

"Boss." The masked man glanced at him aggrievedly, with a slightly aggrieved tone.

"Get out." The black-masked man replied simply and rudely.He looked like a rough guy.

"Okay." The masked man moved out step by step.

"Why did you arrest me?" Qiao Zhengxi asked. Could it be that he is worth tens of millions?Hee hee that would be great.Now he has the wallet to support that little bitch Su Han.

"You boy, just stay with me obediently. Stop making those weird ideas, and be careful that I will interrupt your dog legs!" The black mask ignored Qiao Zhengxi's words and warned fiercely.

"Uncle, you are a dog leg, you are as thick as a mountain." Qiao Zhengxi also retorted without admitting defeat.

"Damn it, stop talking nonsense with me. Believe it or not, I'll slap you." The black-masked man said angrily.He took a few steps forward, pinched Qiao Zhengxi's chin roughly, and said threateningly, "Be careful, I'll throw you out to feed the sharks."

"Wow, I'm so scared~" Sticking out his tongue, swinging his hands, making a gesture of foaming at the mouth, Qiao Zhengxi pretended to be very scared and said, but his sarcasm was clearly revealed in those black and white eyes.

"Aren't you afraid?" The black masked man narrowed his eyes.

"I'm sorry, I'm really not afraid." Qiao Zhengxi pursed his lips and smiled slightly. "First of all, as a hostage, you must ensure my personal safety. If something happens to me, it's not easy for you to report to the higher authorities. Secondly, I think you You won't hurt me, and you don't have the right to hurt me."

"Heh." The black-masked man sneered, and let go of Qiao Zhengxi's restraint, "You're pretty smart, interesting, you're a lot of fun."

Qiao Zhengxi smoothed his collar, straightened his chest, raised his chin, and said proudly: "That is."

He didn't have much eyesight to get around in society, although it is said that he lives by his face.

"Then you stay here, unless your cleverness can help you get out of here, otherwise you will be starved for three or four days, I see what you can do." After finishing speaking, the black masked man went out, By the way, the door is closed.

After seeing him go out, Qiao Zhengxi's proud expression suddenly changed to mourning. He rubbed his hungry belly and sighed.

He remembered that Joe's father said, you can't show your pity in front of the bad guys, they will only bully you, not pity you.

……

After a while, the door was opened again.The psychopath that Qiao Zhengxi met in the toilet finally appeared today.This time he was no longer wearing the navy blue robe, but a plain blue robe.

The crazy man has long, long hair with a hairpin tied up, just like those men in ancient costumes in TV dramas.

But the neuropathy is not bad, the palm-sized face is white and clean, the eyes are neither big nor small but very piercing, really looks like a scholar.

However, when Qiao Zhengxi saw that it was him, he didn't even bother to roll his eyes, and closed them directly, as if he didn't want to talk to him.He won't forget who brought him here.

The neurotic man walked up to Qiao Zhengxi with a box of instant noodles, bent down and put it on the ground, kicked Qiao Zhengxi lightly, and said, "Eat."

Qiao Zhengxi opened his eyes, glanced at the instant noodles, and then at the psychotic man, picked up the instant noodles and ate them without saying a word.

If you don't eat what you have, you'd be an idiot.

There is no need to pretend to be lofty in front of life.

After watching him eat noodles, the psychotic man walked out again.But they are not closed.Just when Qiao Zhengxi was curious, he came in with a bamboo stool...

Qiao Zhengxi looked terrified.He... he won't ask the stupid question of who the adulterer is again, will he? !Oh my god, Qiao Dabao is kind.

Sure enough, after the psychopath sat down in front of Qiao Zhengxi, the first thing he said was: "Tell me where the adulterer is when you're full."

……

Apart from the black lines all over his face, Qiao Zhengxi couldn't find any words to describe his feelings at the moment. He really seriously doubted this human brain!bag!have!sick!

Qiao Zhengxi deliberately slowed down the speed of eating noodles, he didn't want to talk to idiots.

But no matter how slow a bowl of noodles is, it will take one day to finish eating.Besides, under the watchful eyes of the crazy man, Qiao Zhengxi's scalp was numb after eating instant noodles for the first time.

Putting down the box, Qiao Zhengxi rushed in front of the psychotic man and said, "Let me repeat that I have no adulterer!"

"Impossible!" The psychopath was very determined.

"Why is it impossible? If I say no, there will be no!"

"Yes." No matter how bad Qiao Zhengxi's tone was, the psychotic man answered calmly and affirmatively.

"Okay, let's have it if you say so." Qiao Zhengxi shrugged helplessly.

"Then tell me where he is?"

"You're dead." Qiao Zhengxi leaned against the wall and replied weakly.

"Oh." After a while, the psychopath replied.

Qiao Zhengxi was not calm now, he looked at him in disbelief, but this guy didn't continue to question him.He couldn't believe it was real anymore.

I reached out and pinched myself, oh my god, it hurts.That said, it's true.Oh my god, the crazy man didn't ask any more questions. Qiao Zhengxi suddenly became very happy and couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" The psychotic man looked at him strangely.In his eyes, this child is really strange. Is the thinking of modern people so strange?

"No." Qiao Zhengxi immediately fell silent, looking at him defensively, for fear that he might ask him some weird questions again.

But the mental patient didn't say anything, just looked at him very quietly.His piercing eyes shone brightly in the dark night.

Just when Qiao Zhengxi was so suspicious of life by him, he spoke:

"Can you tell me something about your modern times?"

Your modern affairs? !

Excuseme?Are you from ancient times?