It's not that I want to fall in love [Quick Transmigration]

Zhou You said: "Get out...today it won't work."

Lin Chao gave a "tsk" and said with a smile, "Isn't it possible that the department can't even pay housing subsidies now?"

Zhou Youge opened his hand waving around: "Although you refuse to join the case investigation team, the newly revised No. 70 Eighth Article of the Regulations of the Celestial Master stipulates that when the law enforcement department requests to cooperate with the investigation, the Celestial Master must not shirk and do as much as possible." It may be convenient for the investigators.”

"say clearly."

"The driver Yang Tai had an accident during the last theft and fell from the fifth floor. After waking up, he lost his mind and was sent to the hospital to find out that he had a mental disorder."

Zhou You's seemingly far-fetched explanation made Lin Chao even more confused.

"At that time, the family he was going to steal lived in a young couple..."

"Can you speak human language?" Lin Chao rolled his eyes contemptuously.

Zhou Youhe smiled kindly: "...that husband's name is Chen Gensheng."

"..."

Zhou You walked to the door of the store, dragged the suitcase he brought into the store, nodded and said, "Boss Lin, I may have to interrupt you for a while."

Lin Chao scratched his heart and lungs for that "Chen Gensheng", and the two of them stared at each other for 5 minutes while eating instant noodles.

Zhou You still eats deliciously and drinks spicy.

After finishing eating, he wiped his mouth, and said leisurely: "I'll go to the next door to find out the situation."

Lin Chaodao: "You mean, this case may be related to Brother Chen... Chen Gensheng and the others? But it has been 20 years since Yang Tai's incident, and I have lived here for such a long time, and I don't feel that there is anything wrong next door. You guys Are you thinking too much?"

After he finished talking like a cannonball, Zhou You said: "Go and have a look and you'll know—by the way, the third child still has to look at the store, it's really hard."

Lin Chao put the fork of eating instant noodles on his unkempt head.

A head of oil.

Zhou You swore at him for a while, and when he walked into the hardware store next door, the sun had already passed the mid-heaven position and started to set westward.

Lin Chao poked his head out, looking at a stubble of shadow emerging from under the locust tree.

The ghost did not appear.

Unlike the previous two days when they had an awkward situation, when they saw Lin Chao saying hello to him, he just didn't respond.

This time, even the shadow of the ghost was gone.

Lin Chao cursed in a low voice, thinking that it was nothing to worry about him, turned around and sat down in the shop.I flipped through two pages of the book in boredom, and ran to the door to check again, but there was still no sign.

"Love will not come."

He retracted his head in low spirits and touched his neck.It seems that the feeling of being entangled by Yin Qi last night is still there. In such a hot weather, even if you put your fingers on it, you can't feel the scorching.

"Twisted your neck?"

Zhou You entered the store and saw Lin Chao rubbing his neck in a daze, he laughed loudly and said, "You are so old, and you have osteoporosis?"

Lin Chao glared at him: "What did you find out?"

Zhou You folded his arms, shivered, and muttered, "Chen Gensheng and his wife must be sick...the air conditioner is set to 16 degrees, and it's fine for them to wear two jackets inside. I'm almost freezing."

Lin Chao blew two breaths at him and laughed loudly.

Zhou You stacked his short sleeves on his shoulders, crossed his hands and pressed twice.

"If you don't fight for a day, you will go to the house to expose the tiles."

Seeing that he was about to pounce on him, Lin Chao stuck out a body-binding talisman with his hands.

Zhou You said, "Don't think that I don't know about your tricks." He was not slow at all, and he grabbed Lin Chao's wrist with a twist.

Lin Chao repeatedly said, "Let go of your hand."

Zhou You laughed grimly: "Brother, this is teaching you to respect your teacher."

Lin Chaoshi said: "Second Senior Brother..."

"The word 'two' is gone."

"Brother..."

Satisfied, Zhou You let go of his hand and let go of his junior who was pressed against the wall.The other party gasped twice, his eyes were so bright because of his anger and unwillingness, Zhou You suddenly felt his heart tighten.

Just as he was about to say something, Lin Chao coughed twice and asked, "Didn't find anything next door? You didn't just go to rub the air conditioner for a few minutes and then get out of here?"

Zhou You slowed down, this was the junior he was familiar with.If it was all like before, he might not be able to do it at all...

"Hey."

"Chen Gensheng and the others believe in Buddhism?"

Lin Chao thought for a while, and said, "No way, a few days ago he was eating at the door with his rice bowl, and I could smell the braised pork ribs."

Zhou Youdao: "That's weird. When I entered the store, I said that I was a new clerk from the funeral shop next door, and I came to meet him. But when I walked to the back by the stairs, I saw a hole in the wall. It looks like a Buddha statue. But the light inside the store is not good, so I can’t see what is on display.”

"Master Guan?" Lin Chao guessed, "God of Wealth, it's not surprising that a businessman makes an offering."

Zhou You said with a smile: "Thank you so much. Will my Lord Zhou know Erye Guan?"

"You said that the light is not good enough to see clearly."

"As for Erye Guan's red face, let alone a hardware store, even People's Square can be illuminated."

"..."

Lin Chao opened the book and decided not to continue messing around with Zhou You.Back then, when both of them were studying in the high school attached to the Tianshi Association, this person had no other problems, so he was so in love with him that he had time to argue.

There are several types of grievances. Is there any potential difference in the follow-up mana cultivation between monsters who have matured for 50 years and monsters who have matured for 70 years...

In short, it is the kind of topic that even the most unusual teacher will not ask on the test paper.But Zhou You is very interested in this.

As his roommate, Lin Chao was deeply abused.

The two had been hanging out for a long time, and Lin Chao also summed up a set of experiences.The best way to deal with such shameless and boring people is to ignore them and ignore them.

As soon as he yelled at my ears like a catastrophe, I would not move.

Lin Chao remained calm until the two of them decided to go to bed after washing at night.

"Look clearly, there's only one bed here."

Seeing that one of Zhou You's long legs was covered with a sheet, Lin Chao reminded him coldly.

Zhou You also put the other leg up: "That's it, you plan to put the second one on the ceiling?"

Lin Chao drew a big circle above the bed, and said, "Do you want to show some face? Even if it's enough for two people to sleep, at least let me pick the side first."

Zhou You touched his nose: "You pick."

Lin Chao looked at the position of his two legs, but lay down on the other side helplessly.

Zhou Youdao: "It's still not the same as before."

"It's enough."

"The third..."

"go to bed!"

"Third Lin..."

Lin Chao was overwhelmed by the noise, turned over and faced Zhou You, angrily said, "What's the matter, just tell me."

Zhou You laughed and said, "How long has it been since we two slept in the same bed? Have you been in five years?"

"..."

"I still remember that when you were in the attached middle school, you were too timid. You went out for an internship and killed a leopard demon for the first time. You were terrified by the bloody appearance. When you came back at night, you had to share a bed with me."

"The bed in the dormitory is only that big—speaking of which, the Celestial Masters Association really picks it up badly—if you try to squeeze it in, I'd almost be crushed against the wall."

"You're so close, didn't you notice me—"

Lin Chao covered his mouth and said, "The organization is for you to solve the case, not for you to recall the past, thank you."

Zhou You's eyes curled up.

He stuck out his tongue and licked Lin Chao's palm.

Without further ado, Lin Chao picked up the evil spirit talisman under the pillow, and pressed it on Zhou You's forehead.

Zhou You was ruthlessly pasted with an extremely domineering talisman, and the three souls and seven souls were almost separated from his body in an instant.Fortunately, what he practiced was the authentic celestial master's heart method, which did not conflict with the magic power on the talisman paper, so no tragedy happened.

"Where is the demon! Show up quickly!"

Lin Chao shouted angrily, and stretched out his hand to stick the second evil talisman.

Zhou You couldn't bear it anymore, tore off the blood-red talisman on his forehead, and shouted: "What are you crazy about!"

Lin Chao was taken aback, and the talisman in his hand fluttered to the ground.

"I beg how much effort you spent on these two talismans, just for you to use them like this?! Prodigal stuff!" Zhou You put away the remaining talisman paper and put it back under the pillow.

"You...haven't been possessed by a fetish?"

Zhou Youqi said: "The genitals that can get on my body have not yet been born from the mother's womb."

Lin Chaodao: "They have no mother..."

Zhou You patted his forehead, very regretful.He shouldn't be messing around with this guy.The two of them have been together for so many years, and they have gotten to know each other well. Doesn't he know what kind of person the other person is?

Recalling the feeling of heartbeat during the day again, Zhou You coughed and said, "Third."

"..."

"I heard everything you said the night before the assessment."

"..."

"Didn't you say that you like me and want to be with me, so you can give up going to the Celestial Masters Association to eat official food for me... Seeing that you sacrificed so much for me, I will sacrifice a little too, we can make do chant."

"..."

"Okay, just say a word."

Lin Chao pulled the quilt over his head, covered it, and said, "What happened so many years ago, why are you still mentioning it? Go to sleep!"

Zhou You stared at the bulging packet and smiled helplessly.

"You're not afraid of heatstroke if you're so stuffy."

"I want you to manage."

"If you have prickly heat, you still need me to apply powder."

"roll roll roll."

"You heard what I said earlier."

"..."

"Give you time to think about it, and when the case is over, tell me the answer."

"……it is good."

Lin Chao, who thought he would have a sleepless night, and Zhou You, who thought he would have a sleepless night, soon fell into a deep sleep after they stopped talking.

Zhou You's expression was calm, but Lin Chao's eyes rolled sharply, as if he had fallen into an unusually strange dream.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, Lin Chao woke up suddenly.