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Chapter 12 Our Promise: Invalid Refund Dead Dad

This was Tang Xia's first time encountering such a difficult case. He asked patiently, "Since when did you feel uncomfortable?"

After the eldest brother sat down, he said annoyedly: "Since last year, at this time last year, I got cholecystitis once. I went for a minor operation and recovered after two months of recuperation. But I don't know why I have such a disease. , the chest was swollen and painful, and the breasts began to grow." The older brother said more and more annoyed, "I really feel so shameful and strange, I am a big man, what do you mean by long breasts? Looking at me with strange eyes, I seem to be some bisexual monster."

Tang Xia poured a glass of water for him, and said comfortingly: "It's nothing, there are many strange diseases, you are not strange. Don't care what others think, you are sick. Have you been to other hospitals before? Do you have any medical records?"

"Look," the elder brother got even angrier when he mentioned it, "I said that I have a problem with hormone secretion, and I have advanced male menopause, stimulated breast enlargement, and I have been given hormone treatment such as testosterone. She said sheepishly: "It's not good either, I'm falling down, I'll stop taking the medicine for a while, and then I'll get better."

Tang Xia nodded and made all the records, "When you touched it yourself, did you find any lumps or hard lumps?" After finishing speaking, Tang Xia felt that the inquiry was not reliable, so he asked seriously: "Do you mind if I check it? I wear gloves."

The elder brother smiled wryly, "I don't mind."

Tang Xia checked through the clothes, and there was no lump or hard lump. According to Chinese medicine, it is not about the blood, but about the breath.

"Do you have any other discomforts? Symptoms that are different from before, such as whether your appetite is good, and your voice and hair have not changed?"

"I don't have a good appetite. After I got this disease, my temper became bad and I lost my temper easily. I didn't feel anything else. I just grew up and it hurts."

After Tang Xia made the records, "I'll cut the pulse."

"...The pulse is stringy and slow. Open your mouth to look at your tongue. The coating is white and thick. Are you thirsty at night? You always want to drink water."

The eldest brother nodded, "Yes, this is related to my disease? It's not edema, right?

"No, edema can't go there." Tang Xia laughed, "Foot Jueyin meridian, veins meridian yin qi, too little abdomen, the stomach belongs to the liver and gallbladder, and the diaphragm is covered with ribs, which are tied to the breast. The ancients treated breast diseases , They all look for the root cause of the disease from the liver and stomach. You have gallbladder disease due to liver depression and spleen deficiency, and the meridians circulate, and spleen deficiency and damp phlegm stagnate the meridians, and then run to the chest." Tang Xia picked up the pen to ponder, and then began to write the prescription, "I Prescribe a traditional Chinese medicine and a hot compress, and call me after you take the medicine for three days and tell me the effect."

The eldest brother looked at Tang Xia's young face, and his heart was still pounding, "So you're not sure if this medicine will work or not?"

Tang Xia smiled, "No doctor dares to tell you that it will work before you take the medicine. If you have a headache and brain fever, I will tell you that the medicine will be effective after taking a few doses, so that you can rest assured. You This disease is really rare, I can only say that I prescribe the right medicine after dialectics, whether it works or not can only be discussed after you take it, it also depends on your physique and whether you follow the doctor's advice."

The eldest brother's face darkened, and he nodded, "Just prescribe me the medicine, and I will definitely take it on time."

His idea is to treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor. He has seen so many doctors, but nothing works.I was able to come to Tang Xia because I heard that he can even cure tumors.He wondered if it was swollen anyway, and if he could get rid of it too.Now that you're here, give it a try.

Tang Xia took the medicine and packed it, and then wrapped a few small packets.Instruct the other party: "One pack a day, take it twice in the morning and evening. I have written how to eat it. Add two bowls of water to the small pack of medicine. When about one bowl is boiled, you wrap the cotton in gauze and soak it in the medicine. Apply it on the chest for half an hour, once a day."

After the other party said to write it down, Tang Xia wrote down her phone number on a piece of paper. When the elder brother left, he was very grateful to Tang Xia. The little doctor made him feel at ease with his hard work.

After sending the patient away, Tang Xia picked up the watermelon he had bitten twice, frowned while eating, "This is an intractable disease, I hope the prescribed medicine will work."

System: Dad, there is no problem with your dialectics, why didn't you tell him that taking medicine would be effective?

Tang Xia threw the melon rind away, and went upstairs to continue taking the watermelon, "Because it's the first time I've seen such a disease, and I'm not [-]% sure, so I can't tell him that this medicine will work."

Tang Xia put the cut watermelon into the tray and carried it downstairs, "You have to know the patient's character and reaction. Some patients have given up hope. At this time, you should tell him that this medicine works. Keep it up." Even if you lie to him, let him not give up hope of life. For some patients, you tell him it works. If it doesn’t work, he will collapse in the next second and don’t want to be treated. You can’t tell him at this time.”

System: It's so esoteric, I don't understand, but I think what Dad said makes sense, Dad is the best, you are Dad, you eat melons, you are the only myth!

Tang Xia seemed to be wrong when she heard the words, "Son, didn't you and the sky and the light before? Why did you become the father, and you ate melons?"

System: Dad is dad, dad is eating melons.

"Okay, as long as you're happy." After eating a few pieces of watermelon, Tang Xia thought about the illness again, "Is this a difficult and miscellaneous disease? Grandpa told me since I was a child that in the profession of Chinese medicine, no matter how strange the disease is, Pathological formations are nothing more than those types. I think it should be effective for him to take medicine."

System: The medicine prescribed by Dad must be fine, give Dad a hug.Stretch out a comforting little paw.jpg

Tang Xia was so moved that she wanted to hug her son, Zai Zai is too sensible, other people's systems are definitely not as cute as his.Tang Xia likes well-behaved, cute and cute children. When the system is considerate and cute, Tang Xia forgets its power to play tantrums and explode, and she really wants to hug and hold her high.

System: Hehehe~ I hope that after his illness is cured, he will give Dad a lot of gratitude points, then we can draw prizes again!

Tang Xia thought for a while, and seriously praised the child: "You are right, the patient has been suffering from this intractable disease for a long time, and it must be very painful. If he is cured, he will definitely provide a high gratitude value, and will introduce More people come to see the doctor." Tang Xia's tone softened, and he said softly: "It would be great to have a few more difficult and miscellaneous diseases. If I can cure one, there will be one less person who suffers."

system:"……"

Seeing that it didn't respond, Tang Xia poked it, "Is it stuck?"

The cute electronic voice suddenly became cold: I felt the host's eagerness to save people, and the side mission was activated. Starting tomorrow, x10 patients with intractable diseases will come one after another!If they are all cured, they will be awarded RMB 5000 and will be drawn three times.Grab the opportunity and become famous in one fell swoop!

"What? What triggered it??" Tang Xia didn't realize it at first. The system never said that there was a side mission.He checked the mission in half-shock, then smiled, "Is there no penalty for failure?"

System: side quests, rewards for success, no punishment for failures, but if your reputation in the outside world is affected, the main quests will be more difficult to complete.

"Don't be afraid, I can wear a small skirt to find fifty men to confess my love to, and find fifty wild fathers for you." The corners of Tang Xia's mouth curled up, and she wanted to tease the child when she was happy, "The most important thing in life is shamelessness."

System: ...you will be beaten to death!

Tang Xia comforted the child, "Don't be afraid, cub, I won't make you an orphan."

The system was teased by Tang Xia without speaking for 3 minutes. Just when Tang Xia thought it would give up struggling, it suddenly popped up in his mind: Who wants a father?Is there anyone who lacks a father and wants a father?I have a father!Sell ​​your father, sell your father!

Seeing the child's irascibility, Tang Xia kindly suggested: "Honey, do you want to ask other systems, is there a father missing? Here it is."

System: Then I will be beaten to death!

Tang Xia poked it, "Son, to be serious, there are very few people with intractable diseases, and I'm at the foot of the mountain, how do you fool the patients?"

The system replied to him angrily: This is a matter for the organization, so you don't have to worry about it!

"Tsk," Tang Xia curled her lips, "son, you were fine just now, why did you become so rude all of a sudden? You can't talk like that, I'm your father. How did you sing that song, my old father, I The most beloved person..."

System: ...Sorry!I was wrong!

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"Okay baby, daddy loves you." Tang Xia didn't dare to tease him anymore, if he provoked it, it would explode again.

You can't leave people in the outpatient clinic, and you don't know when patients will come. Tang Xia either packs meals in the surrounding shops or orders takeaway.In order to prepare for the task starting tomorrow, Tang Xia decided to spend extravagantly tonight, ordering four dishes at one go, eating a big meal and accumulating energy.

As a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine, this is the first time the system has seen a person who eats and drinks a lot at night and doesn't pay attention to health preservation at all. It is already thinking about what it should do to make the host healthier and live longer.

The next morning, Tang Xia woke up early. After breakfast, he went to the billboard shop across the road to buy a small floor-to-ceiling billboard.

The prescription of "Concubines Are Laughing" drawn yesterday and the prescription of "Invincible Imperial Physician Ointment" must be promoted with a more serious brand.Tang Xia felt that the reason why beriberi medicine could not be sold was because it was not conspicuous enough.

This brand is about 1.5 meters high, fluorescent green, and there are colorful lights when it is plugged in at night, which is particularly conspicuous.

Tang Xia wrote on the sign: Ancestral secret recipe for beriberi, invalid refund!

Ancestral secret recipe to treat menstrual pain, menstrual irregularity, irregular menstruation, menstrual disorder and other diseases, invalid refund!

The white paper pasted on the door was replaced by a billboard, and it immediately felt a lot taller.Tang Xia pondered for a while, and then changed the sentence: Invalid triple refund, lying dead father!

After writing it, I read it by myself, and Tang Xia was satisfied. If someone uses it and deliberately says it doesn't work, if you want to renege on the debt, you have to consider whether to swear on your own father.As for his dad, it doesn't matter, Whocares?

Passers-by found this brand and took a look at it. The first reaction was that this medicine is absolutely effective, and their relatives are overwhelmed by it. Most people don't have the courage.

Within a few minutes, someone came to buy athlete's foot cream. In summer, athlete's foot often occurs, and it is too uncomfortable to itch. It is rare for someone to say that it is invalid for a three-fold refund, and even pressured my father. Even tourists who come here to fish and climb mountains want to buy it. A test effect.

Tang Xia looked at the completion rate of the tasks in the system, and the corners of her mouth curled up. The scumbag is still somewhat useful.

After ten o'clock, a car stopped at the door of the outpatient clinic, and three people got off, it should be a family of three, a middle-aged couple, and a young man in his 20s.

The young man opened the door to his family first, and blinked when he saw Tang Xia, "Hello, where's the doctor?"

Tang Xia pointed to herself, "I am."

"You?" The young man was amused, and I am not stupid, you don't lie to me, "You look like this, how can you be a Chinese medicine doctor?"

Tang Xia stood up in shock, what the hell!How can you not be a Chinese medicine doctor when you grow up like this?Personal attacks okay? !

The young man pointed at Tang Xia's face and said with a smile, "Besides, you don't even have a beard or white hair."

Tang Xia curled her lips and asked in dissatisfaction: "Who stipulates that Chinese medicine must be an old man with white hair and a long beard? Learning Chinese medicine also pays attention to understanding!"

The young man shook his head, anyway, that means, you definitely can't.

Tang Xia:! ! !

The system quickly advised: Dad, calm down!He's still a kid...fool!

Tang Xia took a deep breath and sat down. He didn't care about fools.

At this moment, the couple entered the door, and the woman asked politely, "Is Doctor Tang Xia there?"

Tang Xia pointed to herself expressionlessly, "Here."

a family of three:"……"

Tang Xia is heartbroken, what's wrong with your disbelief? !

The uncle was the first to react, and asked politely: "I heard that you have a famous teacher and special research on difficult and miscellaneous diseases. We came here because of your reputation."

It was much more comfortable to hear these words, Tang Xia then stood up, "You are too polite, see a doctor for auntie, come, sit down and talk."

The uncle put a large bag of medical records on Tang Xia's desk, "My wife has had black spots on her body for more than ten years, and the biggest ones are as big as a child's palm, like ghost fingerprints."

"Ghost handprint?" Tang Xia frowned, it was indeed difficult and miscellaneous.

The author has something to say: System: I also want to swear, invalid refund...

Tang Xia: Shut up!You do not want!

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