Don't kick your legs, you can save one more time!

Exploding bladder?Tang Xia quickly pulled up a stool and let the other party sit down at the door.Looking at the patient's belly, it was already swollen and sweating profusely.

Tang Xia frowned and asked, "Is it because you can't pass urine?"

The two people next to him were obviously his buddies. They seemed to have drunk a little wine, their faces were flushed, and they smelled of alcohol when they spoke.

"Yes! We went drinking. While drinking, he suddenly said that he couldn't pee in the toilet. At first we thought he was joking."

"Who the hell is joking with you about this kind of thing?" The patient who was held up held his stomach with one hand and stood up while pressing the chair with the other.Sitting is not good, sitting on the stomach is even more uncomfortable. After standing up, he feels his stomach sinking. The feeling of wanting to pee but not being able to pee makes him unable to stand up straight. He can only bend over and clamp his buttocks. I don’t know how uncomfortable What can I do.

This action was really embarrassing. The patient was already blushing, but now his face was even redder like a pig's liver, and he asked Tang Xia anxiously: "Do you have a cure, doctor? If not, I'll call an ambulance to go to the hospital!"

In his opinion, this is an emergency, and Chinese medicine can't cure it at all.

When the other buddy heard this, he immediately pushed him on the seat, the pain caused the young man to scold his mother directly.

"Stop talking. Go to the hospital and let the little nurse insert a urinary catheter for you? I heard people say that this doctor is good at acupuncture. If you ask him to give you two needles, you may urinate."

The patient looked at Doctor Tang with a painful face, and the hand covering his stomach was trembling. He really felt that his stomach was going to explode, "Help!"

Tang Xia pulled his wrist, felt the pulse and comforted him, "It's okay, just sit still, I'll get the needle."

"Are you really going to need a needle?"

Tang Xia said firmly, "Don't worry, I'll let you urinate in 2 minutes."

Everyone who heard this was dubious, Tang Xia didn't say much, took the acupuncture bag from the drawer, opened it, and found that it was densely packed with needles.The young man was even more frightened, "Does it hurt?"

"Hehe." Tang Xia said slowly: "Don't move, I'll be stabbed crooked if you move. Young man, why are you afraid of pain?"

System: Suspicious emotion value +800

+966

+1086

……

The emotional value of fear +3000

+3800

……

Tang Xia gave a "tsk", and his eyes lit up with excitement after picking up the needle. He likes to give acupuncture the most, but usually no one asks him to prick it.I finally caught one today, no matter if you are afraid or not, let's talk about it after piercing it.

Tang Xia narrowed her eyes, "There's an old saying that goes well, if you can't pass the Yinling Spring when you urinate, if you urinate in three miles, it will make you urinate and take off your clothes after a few injections."

Before the buddy could resist, his friend stripped him of his clothes.Tang Xia began to inject acupuncture at Tianhuang, Sihuashang, Xiasanhuang, Jianzhong, Yunbai, Xiaqu, Yinlingquan, Zusanli. The patient hadn't felt any pain yet. Tang Xia's needles had already been inserted. It's over.

Seeing the needle on his body, the buddy was trembling with fright, Tang Xia held his shoulder, "Don't move, count to 20 seconds."

"How can I count the seconds right now?" He just wanted to cry.

Tang Xia smiled, "Then look outside, do you think the Shar Pei at the door looks good?"

The other party was about to cry, and looked at Tang Xia pitifully: "Brother, stop teasing me, I'm afraid."

After finishing these two sentences, the young man suddenly tightened his legs, "No, ouch, I want to pee, I'm going to pee!"

"Hurry up and go to the toilet!" The two buddies wanted to pull the brothers up, but Tang Xia held each other's shoulders again, "Don't move."

"I'm about to pee!"

"It doesn't matter if you urinate here. If you move now, the needle may not be effective. You won't be able to urinate even if you run over."

The young man crossed his legs, "I can't hold back! What kind of needle is this, it works so well!"

Tang Xia still pressed the other party, and said seriously: "You have to hold back, you are strong, you have to have a firm will, and you have iron faith."

The young man was so angry that he almost cried, God damn strong, how can he be strong?Really pee your pants!

Ten seconds later, Tang Xia began to take out the needles. As soon as the last needle was pulled out, the young man stood up and asked while running, "Toilet! Where is the toilet?!"

Tang Xia pointed to the toilet in the corner of the first floor, which was specially used for patients.

That buddy rushed in frantically, before he even had time to close the door, and then he heard the sound of peeing out.

The two young men who came with the patient gave Tang Xia their thumbs up, "Amazing, does your Tang family have a saying called ghost doctor 72 needles?"

"It really works as soon as it is pierced, it's amazing!"

Tang Xia smiled, "It's all rumors from the outside world. How can there be such a naughty saying? The Tang family did pass down 72 needles. Do you want to try it?"

The two of them shook their heads like rattles, and their whole bodies refused.

Tang Xia was slightly sorry.

"Brother, are your ancestors from the Tang Sect? It is the Tang Sect written in the novel, who specializes in using hidden weapons and drugs."

Tang Xia was speechless, "Dude, have you read too many novels?"

The two of them gave Lie Xia a thumbs up again, "Anyway, as far as this acupuncture technique is concerned, there is nothing to say, it's amazing!"

After talking for a while, the friend who came with them hadn't come out yet, so the two went over to have a look worriedly.

"Dezi, are you alright?"

The friend inside did not speak, and the two looked at each other, and went in to have a look, and then Tang Xia heard hahaha laughter, and the patient named Dezi yelled: "Laugh a few times! What's so funny, you two animals !"

Tang Xia followed in confusion, "What's wrong?"

"Don't come in, doctor, get out!" Dezi's voice was immediately suppressed by the laughter of two good friends, and a buddy ran out and told Tang Xia with a smile: "He peed his pants, hehehe~ ~"

Tang Xia actually wanted to laugh, but as a doctor, it was a bit immoral to laugh at this time.What he was laughing at wasn't this buddy peeing his pants, but these two bad friends are too bad, aren't they covering up for friends?

Tang Xia turned cold, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "What's so funny? This is a normal physiological phenomenon! It's pretty good that he can flush into the toilet, and some people urinate right at the door."

Hearing Tang Xia's words, Dezi held his heart and breathed a sigh of relief, "Look, I'm not the most embarrassing one."

The two buddies patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, smiled and said, "Don't worry, we won't tell. I'll buy you a pair of pants."

"Doctor Tang, don't worry, I will be responsible for cleaning the toilet."

"Then thank you all." Tang Xia turned around seriously, and couldn't help laughing at the corner of her mouth. This incident might become a stain and joke in this buddy's life.

After the other party finished everything, Tang Xia cut the pulse of the young man named Dezi again, "Your kidneys are usually not very good, and your prostate is a little inflamed and swollen, which makes it hard to pee. I I will prescribe some medicine for you, pills made of traditional Chinese medicine, and take them for at least a week when you go back. You are not allowed to drink alcohol or eat spicy food while taking the medicine."

Wearing new underpants, Dezi blushed and said embarrassedly: "I see, thank you, Dr. Tang, for saving my life this time!"

The buddy next to me interjected: "And the pain of being intubated is saved, which saves your future."

Tang Xia smiled, "Thank you for your good brother, it's hard enough for the two of you to support you."

Dezi looked at his buddies, and the two of them wanted to have fun again. There must be no words of thanks, only one sentence: "You two play ball!"

The three left cursing at each other, Tang Xia quickly checked the emotional value, the three provided quite a lot, and with the addition of others, it had already risen to 14.

Tang Xia poked at his son again, "Baby, if Dad saves up to 20 consecutive draws, can you draw 20 times and get two free?"

System: No way!

Tang Xia found a pack of green tea from the collection in the cabinet, and after sniffing it, she nodded in satisfaction, and fooled the child with a smile: "Baby, it's not easy for Dad to save twenty times for the lottery. Dad has to work hard to earn a lot of money. Dad wants to support you!"

system:……

"Son, think about it. In order not to let you die with me, and to prevent you from going to the streets with me to wear small skirts, Dad works so hard every day. You are so filial, you will definitely help Dad, right?"

The system was silent for a while: Stop talking, I'll give it to you once!

Tang Xia pretended to be very sad, "I used to give it away once ten times, but this time I only gave it away once twenty times?"

System: The last time I gave it to you was because it was your first ten consecutive draws. With a hard-hearted system like mine, no one else would give it away!

Tang Xia: "This is also the first time for me to draw 20 times in a row!"

System: ...My ear was married to an alien, and I gave birth to an alien ear. This ear is stuffed with green hair, and I can't hear anything.

Tang Xia hates it, this reason is too bad!But he was very pleased to be able to ask for one more time, "Son, didn't you send these three people just now?"

System: No, your reputation for treating intractable diseases has spread, and many people will come to you in the future.

Tang Xia made the tea, sat down and opened the system page, "Have you treated a few intractable diseases you sent?"

System: Including the two treated yesterday, there are six in total.

"Four more." Tang Xia relaxed all over, leaned back on the chair, and took a rest.

After squinting for a while, Tang Xia was woken up by the phone call, and when she opened her eyes, it was Yue Yang calling.

After Tang Xia answered, Yue Yang asked with a smile: "Archangel, are you free tomorrow?"

Tang Xia said lazily, "Is there something wrong?"

"It's what I told you last time. If you are free tomorrow, come and give the puppies a physical examination. There are a hundred of them that need to be vaccinated against rabies."

Tang Xia suddenly felt relieved, "One hundred?!"

"That's right, I'm a breeding base. Some of the good-looking ones are reluctant to sell. I keep them all. Just come and see."

Now that the two are getting acquainted, Tang Xia shouted excitedly: "Boss! Send me the address!"

Yue Yang smiled and said: "Tomorrow I will pick you up. There is no one around this section of the road. I am afraid that you will be kidnapped on the road." "You provide the vaccine yourself. I will pay you what price you sell. The car will pick you up and deliver the vaccine, and I will take care of the lunch at noon."

The corners of Tang Xia's mouth curled up, and she slapped the phone happily, "Thank you boss for taking care of the small business! I kowtow to you!"

Yue Yang: "Fuck! You must have slapped me!"

The next morning, Tang Xia bought the medicines to be used from the system, put them in a suitcase, and wrote a notice on the door: out in the morning, come back in the afternoon, call if necessary.I left my phone number behind.

At eight o'clock, Yue Yang came to pick Tang Xia up in his car. As soon as he got in the car, Tang Xia saw Hutou squatting behind him aggrieved.The Tibetan Mastiff is a large dog with a big head and a wide chin, and looks naive when it is not fierce.Tang Xia wanted to masturbate when she saw the other party, "Tiger-headed baby!"

Hu Tou's first reaction was the same as when they first met, he put his head into Tang Xia's arms with an intoxicated look on his face.

system:? ? ?

"You're so cute!" Tang Xia didn't notice the state of the system, and hugged the big dog's neck and rubbed it again and again. She saw that Yue Yang was well-raised, and the fur on the tiger's head was shiny and smooth.Tang Xia couldn't hold back, and kissed Hutou's forehead several times.

Yue Yang saw this scene as soon as he turned his head, and grinned in disgust, "Tiger head, you are too shameless, look at you, you are so beautiful, you are about to bleed out!"

Tang Xia was amused, "Tiger head is smart, I like this kind of big dog, and cats also need big ones, so they feel good when you hold them."

system:! ! !

Yue Yang was happy, "Come on, I'll take you to see the big cat!"

"Do you really have a cattery?"

Yue Yang smirked, "There is a new land on the road, and there is a private zoo where there is a white lion. Don't you like big cats? That one is big. There seem to be a few cheetahs, which are said to be able to climb trees. handsome."

"Private?" Tang Xia said emotionally, "You're so rich. Most people don't have such financial resources."

Yue Yang stepped on the accelerator with envy and hatred, "I'll buy it if I have money!"

System: anger emotion value +300

Angry mood value +1300

Angry mood value +5000

……

I am angry!very angry!

Tang Xia was terrified, she was fine just now, did she have a firecracker?

System: Love me or it?Is it cute or am I cute?Am I a big baby or is it a big baby? !You hugged it last time, I have endured it for a long time!

In Tang Xia's mind, the system turned into a scar rabbit carrying a knife, slashing at a big tree like crazy: I can kill eight dogs like it with one knife!eight!

Tang Xia subconsciously let go of the hand holding the tiger's head, but she didn't expect the system to be humanized to the point of being jealous and competing for favor.He hurriedly coaxed: "You are my dear, it is another dog, son, let's not masturbate for nothing."

system:……

Suddenly speechless.

Tang Xia took the opportunity to slap the tiger's head again, and continued to fool around, "Look, how fat Yue Yang raised it, look at this Mao Shun, if we don't take advantage of it, we will suffer! Son, hurry up! Slap it bald !"

system:……

Something doesn't feel right.

While fooling the big baby, Tang Xia licked Hutou. In order to "prove" Hutou's low status, he changed the name of Hutou to "little baby."

Yue Yang couldn't stand listening, "You have too much taste brother!"

Tang Xia hehe, what can he do, his son is jealous.

I finally arrived at the private zoo that Yue Yang mentioned, and now it has been surrounded by double-layer fences, with a large distance between the two layers, apparently to prevent contact between animals and people.There are cameras around, and the security work is very good.

Yue Yang stopped the car, "The white lion is raised in this area, it sometimes walks here, luckily I can see it."

The car stopped for a long time, but didn't see the white lion strolling out. Tang Xia felt that the two of them were very stupid, and said helplessly: "Let's go, the security guards are always looking here, they must suspect that we want to steal something."

Yue Yang lowered the car window, "Look quickly! The big cat is out!"

While talking, a black commercial vehicle drove past from the other side, and a big white lion seemed to hear the movement, and trotted to the gate.A hand was stretched out from the car window and waved lightly. The lion stepped back a few steps in a very human way to get out of the way.

Tang Xia lay on the glass and looked over there, and asked in surprise, "It's so obedient! So cute!"

Yue Yang twitched the corner of his mouth, the cuteness of the archangel is indeed different from that of normal people, shouldn't he take a look at the car?Men love cars!This car is fucking expensive!

This private zoo, which is said to be a zoo on the outside, is actually a private manor with an artificial lake and a small villa inside, and the "pets" such as lions and leopards are kept outside.Only because this kind of pets are not allowed to be kept privately, a zoo was set up outside.

A car was parked at the door and did not leave, which naturally attracted the attention of the security personnel.Now that the boss is here, the security guards are naturally more vigilant, so that they frequently look over there.Zhuang Rong was sensitive to the security guard's eyes, and looked over there expressionlessly. Just in time, he saw Tang Xia lying on the car window looking this way.

Under the sun, the corners of Tang Xia's mouth curled up, the smile between his brows and his slightly narrowed eyes were as warm as the morning sun, warm but not dazzling, exactly the same as the boy in his memory who gently protected him in his arms.

After Zhuang Rong watched carefully for two seconds, his pupils shrank suddenly, "Stop!"

The driver didn't know, so he braked quickly, and when he turned around, he found that Zhuang Rong had already opened the door and got out of the car.