I found a lucky cat

The author has something to say: Shou is a bit squeamish, there are a lot of private settings in this article, the author's logic has been established, if you don't like it, there is still time to click the upper left corner =v=

The column is pre-received for collection, and the next book will be "Internet scams overturned"

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In the last semester of the second year of high school, the two campuses of Wenyang No. [-] Middle School merged, and Qi Zhiyang entered the new class with a mission—to help Fa Xiaoben find his online girlfriend, do it secretly, keep quiet, and don’t scare Fa Xiaoben, who is soft and cute little girlfriend.

I saw the online dating partner who was young, thin and tall, with right-angled shoulders, deep clavicles, raised buttocks and long legs, and a handsome face.

The only shortcoming is probably that the gender is not compatible. The online dating partner is a man, with a height of 187. He can hit three people with one punch.

Qi Zhiyang took a photo and sent it to Xiao: Are you sure this is your girlfriend?

Fa Xiao cried so loudly.

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Fa Xiao Tiantian came to cry at the grave, Qi Zhiyang was so annoyed that he agreed to help Fa Xiao take revenge - a man dressed as a woman pretended to be an online scammer, to deceive the feelings of the big guy who dressed as a woman.

The big guy in women's clothing is his deskmate, named Song Han.

Qi Zhiyang added Ren's WeChat account, saying that he will be safe in the morning and evening, and send warmth regardless of the weather, determined to chase him, and then shake him off severely, in order to avenge the cheating of the tabloid.

Unexpectedly, under the serial offensive, the tablemate was indifferent at all, and even just wanted to roll his eyes. Qi Zhiyang was blocked countless times, and he became more and more frustrated countless times.

One day, he sent out as usual: Brother Han, I really like you, I don’t expect you to be with me right now, I just hope you can give me a chance to pursue you, it’s another day of loving you, okay?

Qi Zhiyang feels comfortable in body and mind when he is disgusted every day.

Not long after, Song Han sent a message, Qi Zhiyang picked up his phone and looked:

"it is good."

...?

Today's plot development seems to be a bit out of order.

Wait, why is this my own tuba? ? ?

Qi Zhiyang: ……………

*Shuangxueba campus essay, Song Han (attack) × Qi Zhiyang (receive)

*Gong is not a scam, there is another secret

It was pitch black at night, and the ink-like rainwater formed a line, hitting the ceiling of the entrance of the underground parking lot, dripping down and merging into the stagnant water.

The parking lot was brightly lit, but the blazing white lights seemed to exude a biting cold, and the small figure in the inconspicuous corner was shivering.It was curled up in a corner, its thick, soft and long fur was completely soaked by the rain, and its body was still stained with a little mud. Its pointed ears drooped behind its head, making it look pitiful, weak, and helpless.

Su Huainian was cold and hungry.

If he knew that opening the barrier would consume all his spiritual energy, making it impossible for him to maintain his human form, he would not have escaped to the human world so simply and neatly.If I had known the miserable situation now, I should have kidnapped a little friend to open the enchantment together.

But now I just feel that my body has been hollowed out, and I feel very weak all over, and I feel strenuous to lift the tip of my tail.

Su Huainian has been Jingui's young master since he was born, and he has never suffered such grievances. He called his parents and elders, and they definitely couldn't hear him through a thick barrier.

Su Huainian sighed silently, feeling very at a loss about his future.

His majestic mythical beast Pixiu—although it has only mutated, and it has nothing to do with Pixiu in terms of appearance—would it be possible to starve to death and freeze to death in this human world?This way of death is too embarrassing, it is better to stay in the clan with peace of mind and let the ancestors tease the hair.

Anyway, I regret it now, I regret it very much.

Su Huainian regretted so much that he scratched the ground, and his sharp nails scratched white marks on the concrete floor.

Damn it!

These were the last words that Su Huai spit on himself before falling asleep.

The shadows of cars coming and going in the parking lot, the bright lights of the cars passing by the low white walls, the sound of cars starting and shutting down, Su Huainian did not sleep soundly.

What really woke him up was the sudden sensation of being in the air.

At first, he thought it was the elders of the clan who came to pay attention to him again. Since he was a child, he had countless experiences of being hugged suddenly while falling asleep. Su Huainian had long been used to this way of waking up, and lost his temper about it. .Just as I was about to go into deep sleep again——

He suddenly thought of a very serious question.

Isn't this fucking human world?Where did the elders of the clan come from?

! !

What the hell!

Su Huainian almost exploded, opened his eyes suddenly, and stretched out his claws reflexively to scratch.Looking at it from the bottom up, it should be very deadly, but the man in front of him seems to have the word "exquisite" engraved on the corner of his jaw, his facial lines are deep and obvious, his nose bridge is straight and straight, his brow bones are relatively high, and he has a more aggressive appearance. , but the man's slightly raised lips and smiling black eyes diluted the hostility, making him look gentle and refined.

Relying on... Relying on being handsome and committing murder!

Su Huainian forgot to show his nails for a moment, and his soft, pink pads slapped the man's face, making a "pop" without any deterrent force.

"..."

Su Huainian unilaterally thought that the atmosphere was very embarrassing for a while. He adhered to the principle of not losing momentum, staring at the man with azure blue eyes and expressionless face.

"Oh." What do you want to do?

A low laugh flowed from the man's pretty lips: "Are all the kittens nowadays like this cute routine?"

"..." You are the only one who is cute, and your whole family is cute!Uncle Pixiu is obviously very angry!You put me down quickly!Su Huainian struggled out of the obsession with masculinity, and bared his white teeth: "Oh!"

But the man didn't take this fierce threat seriously. He glanced around the empty parking lot, doubts appeared on his gentle brows: "The puppet cat... should have an owner, the owner drove away and forgot Did you bring the cat? Or did the cat run away from the house by itself?"

On a certain level, the man's second guess is correct, Su Huainian thought with a blank expression, flicking his tail.The masculinity is extraordinary, and he doesn't look like a Pixiu dealer in his attire, and he doesn't have any malice towards him. After Su Huainian confirmed this, he let the man hold him, and he won't lose a piece of meat after all.

However, the man said in the next second, "I'll take you back to my house."

???

Are all human beings so wild now?When you meet a Pixiu, you want to take it home?Su Huainian suddenly remembered a saying in the family that frightened the young Pixiu: there used to be a Pixiu who came to the human world without authorization, and was recognized by a person, so that person found a Taoist way to lock the Pixiu at home, He asked Pixiu to help him make money every day, and later that person made a lot of money, and Pixiu was squeezed out of nothing.

Su Huainian was so frightened when he was a child that he didn't dare to come to the human world to play without authorization, but later he also learned that this story was simply to scare the ignorant little Pixiu from running around, so as not to cause accidents.

But now it seems... this can't be true, right?

It's over, it's over, it's going to be taken back and squeezed dry!Su Huainian is powerless now, and he can't escape even if he wants to. His blue eyes are full of fear and despair for the dark future.

"I'll give you a bath first, and then help you find the owner."

Just when Su Huainian's short and ordinary life flashed before his eyes, the man's warm and deep voice sounded again, cutting off his too rich inner drama.

"……"Oh.

Su Huainian calmed down a little.

It wasn't until Fu Chenyang took him home and put him in the water that he finally came to his senses again.

……bath? ? ?

Damn, Su Huainian has never been bathed by anyone since he became sensible, let alone a man!

! !Big brother, where are you going? ? ?

Su Huainian struggled desperately to avoid Fu Chenyang's hand, but his limbs were weak due to excessive fatigue, and he was easily controlled by Fu Chenyang.

"Hey, don't make trouble, you'll be clean after you take a shower."

Su Huainian struggled several times to no avail, and finally gave up treatment.

He is not clean anymore!

While blowing the hair, Su Huainian felt sad, but Fu Chenyang was amazed that the cat was not afraid of the hair dryer, but it saved a lot of effort.

The puppet cat had thick hair, and Fu Chenyang had to dry it for nearly an hour without stopping, and then took a comb to comb the cat neatly.

This cat is really beautiful, Fu Chenyang sighed.The mask of the puppet cat is symmetrical, the ears are pink and tender, the outline is surrounded by black borders, and the blue eyes are moist and bright. I don't know if it is Fu Chenyang's illusion. He feels that the cat seems to be wronged... It looks like a big pussy. The cat is a prostitution scene.

The kitten, with its fluffy tail drooping behind it, was lying on its back in the large washbasin and looking at him eagerly, looking sweet and pitiful.

Fu Chenyang posted a notice to find the cat, and temporarily left the cat at home until the owner came to the door.

Picking up the cat was unexpected, it was already ten o'clock in the evening after a lot of tossing, Fu Chenyang had been busy all day, and he hadn't had dinner yet, when he opened the refrigerator, it was empty, only two bottles of hot sauce.

I made a call to ask the assistant to deliver the ingredients, and waited for another half an hour.

"Muppet cats can also be picked up?!" Assistant Xiao He was dumbfounded after hearing the cat's origin, "Brother Yang, where did you pick up the cat? Tell me quickly, I'll build a bed there, and I'll live there from now on Already!"

"You don't need to set up a bed. The location is in the parking lot. You can park there for a while." Fu Chenyang had already finished taking a shower, and the man in loose home clothes looked more gentle. Eggs, knocking on the side of the bowl, "Did you buy cat food and cat bowl?"

"I bought a cat bowl." Xiao He took out a plastic bag from the shopping bag, "but I didn't buy cat food, and now the pet stores are closed. I packed some from my cat's ration, which should last until the cat The master came to the door."

"Okay, you pour some for him."

There was the sizzling sound of eggs being poured into the pan from the kitchen. Xiao He cleaned the cat bowl, poured some cat food into it, and put it in front of the kitten, "Come on, let's cook."

The black-brown cat food in the bowl looked like mouse cakes, and also exuded a strange smell. Su Huainian took two steps back in disgust.

Xiao He coaxed the kitten patiently: "After staying outside for so long, aren't you hungry? Be good, you won't be hungry after eating."

Even if I, Su Huainian, die of starvation today, if I jump from the 21st floor, I won't eat this weird thing!Thinking back to what he ate in the clan and what he ate here, Su Huainian regretted it again.

Xiao He pushed the cat food forward. The strange smell made Su Huainian feel sick, but Xiao He kept pressing on.Su Huainian was forced to the corner of the wall, jumped onto the wooden frame with a vertical leap, used the wooden frame to pass over Xiao He's head, landed firmly on the ground, swished his big fluffy tail, and lay down on the sofa without treating himself as an outsider at all. superior.

"..." Xiao He helplessly shouted towards the kitchen: "Brother Yang, this cat is a bit strange, he doesn't eat cat food!"

"Did he eat too well at the original owner's house?"

Xiao He weighed the appearance of the competition-level puppet cat in front of him, and then glanced at the ground of the high-end apartment under his feet, shedding tears of poverty: "My raccoon cat is easy to feed."

The fried eggs in the kitchen had already begun to smell, filling the entire living room. Su Huainian shrugged his nose and walked to the kitchen with kitten steps.Fu Chenyang was turning the egg powder with a spatula, while the other pot was boiling and bubbling, and the noodles were churning in it.

good smell.

Very fragrant.

This is what Pixiu should eat.

Su Huainian is domineering in the clan, but when he comes to the human world, he is not familiar with his place of life, so he doesn't know if the man in front of him is a person who loves Pixiu.Su Huainian stared at the egg powder in the pot, swallowed, in order to have something to eat tonight, he worked hard!

"Ow."

Su Huainian let out a soft cry, and carefully touched Fu Chenyang's arm with his tender little pad, successfully attracting the man's attention.He put on his most innocent expression, staring at him with his big watery blue eyes.

No one can resist cute things, no matter men or women, as Su Huainian expected, Fu Chenyang smiled with the corners of his lips curled up, "What's wrong?"

Su Huainian lowered his eyes to look at the golden eggs and white noodles in the pot, then looked up at Fu Chenyang, "Oh." I want to eat.

"You don't eat cat food, want to eat this?" Fu Chenyang asked with a smile, he was half joking, but he didn't expect the little cat to nod seriously.

"..." Fu Chenyang was taken aback, and the puppet cat blinked innocently.

"Do you want egg noodles?" He tentatively asked.

Su Huainian nodded firmly: "Oh!"

"..." The cat's original owner's family education is really good, how did he teach the cat to become a smart cat?