I found a lucky cat

After the whole store was full of food and drink, store manager Chen called everyone to clean up the rubbish and went to work as usual.

There seemed to be a faint scent of butter floating in the air. A few kittens were lingering at the front desk, refusing to leave. Su Huainian snatched Ju Zuo, who was occupying the position, and held him in his arms. He glanced at the video that was playing on Mu Xin's phone Video: "What are you looking at?"

"Brother Yang's movie." Mu Xin took off an earphone and handed it to Su Huainian, "Together?"

""Hunting Sheep"?" Su Huainian looked at the familiar picture on the narrow mobile phone screen, and at this moment, a shot of Fu Chenyang happened to pass by. The usually handsome man in ragged clothes leaned against the dirty old wall and gasped. , embarrassing yet handsome, as if she had just been chased by someone.It was the gangster movie that made Fu Chenyang win Best Actor again some time ago.

According to Su Huainian's memory, this plot happened at the beginning of the movie, when the man played by Fu Chenyang was still in trouble with the criminal police.

"Correct."

Before that, Su Huainian actually rewatched this movie countless times, and the plot was memorized backwards, but he still took Mu Xin's earphones.

He considers himself a person who pursues novelty, movies, TV dramas, novels, everything that has a plot after watching it once, and he doesn't want to watch it a second time, but this habit doesn't seem to work on Fu Chenyang.

Mu Xin tapped the screen twice, and the movie continued playing.

The ultra-high-definition picture quality perfectly presents the texture of a movie. Even if the high-definition camera hits his face, Fu Chenyang's face can still be hit. The tired man's black eyes are slightly closed. Walking in the depths of the alley, his shoulders were burdened with an overloaded fate, but his back was still straight.

Such a wild Fu Chenyang is rarely seen in normal times. Su Huainian remembered that he had dragged this picture back and forth countless times tirelessly.

The movie screening was still going on, and the criminal police kept testing the man. The two of them went from being tense to sitting down and talking calmly. Began to believe men's rebuttals and denials of the crime.The criminal police began to run around in search of the truth, but the two ran into walls everywhere. In the end, the criminal police were found harboring suspects and were reported.The man watched from a distance as the criminal policeman was detained for a crime and brought into the police car.When he was desperate, he suddenly got the key clues of the case of the year, and finally his injustice was cleared, the truth came out to the world, the high-ranking real murderer was captured, and the man and the criminal police were acquitted.

After watching the whole movie, Mu Xin still couldn't get enough of it, so she flipped through her mobile phone to read movie reviews on various forums.

Su Huainian was forced to admire them together.

Mu Xin usually reads too many novels, and her reading speed is so fast that she is not at the same level as Su Huainian. When he was still studying the meaning of the "suspect x policeman is not too easy to eat" in the middle of the screen, Mu Xin Xin has exited this page.

"and many more!"

"?"

Su Huainian re-clicked on the "Come and have a drink with me!" post. The post was very long, and it took him a long time to find the paragraph he just read.

"Haven't you finished watching?" Mu Xin asked.

"Yes... no, I don't want to read it." Su Huainian pointed at that sentence, "What is this fork? What is the suspect's fork? Why is it called? Why does the suspect fork the police?"

Su Huainian felt that the culture of the human world was really extensive and profound. He knew all these characters and symbols separately, but when they were combined together, he felt like a fool.

Mu Xin also looked at him in shock.

Su Huainian could see her contempt for him from her eyes: "What, what's wrong?"

"No..." Mu Xin blinked twice, as if she didn't know how to organize her words, "Is your internet speed 2G?"

Su Huainian was silent.

Mu Xin looked at him and laughed: "I don't mean anything else, I'm just shocked that someone doesn't know..."

Su Huainian interrupted her: "What is 2G?"

"..."

Mu Xin was dumbfounded.

The key is that Su Huainian asked very seriously, his face was full of curiosity, he stared at her for a moment, his eyes were full of sincerity.

Mu Xin couldn't believe that there were people in this day and age who didn't know what 2G meant, but Su Huainian's expression was clearly telling her that there was such a kind of bumpkin in this day and age.It’s understandable not to know what “×” means. After all, some people don’t understand this professional term, but it’s a bit too much not to know what “2G” means... After all, even her grandfather knows that 2G internet speed is too slow .

Mu Xin couldn't say a word in her heart, and she passed through thousands of possibilities at once. Some children were banned from the Internet by strict parents since they were young, and some children came from closed mountains and came to big cities alone to work hard, so they were relatively backward... But she didn't show it on the face, and she was old for a while. After the aunt felt sorry for her beautiful brother, she simply explained that 2G is actually a kind of internet speed.

"Then what do the forks and nickles mean?" Su Huainian asked.

"..." Mu Xin sighed in her heart, and said distressedly: "Do you know what cp means?"

Su Huainian nodded. He had heard this term from Shuke, and he had digested it well. After all, he was also the one who formed a CP with Fu Chenyang.

"Then it's easy to explain." Mu Xin said, "The cross means that Brother Yang and this criminal policeman were formed into a CP by netizens. It means that everyone thinks they are very suitable and they look very suitable. .”

Immediately afterwards, Mu Xin found that Su Huainian's face had completely darkened within a second.

It turns out that smiles really disappear so quickly.

"What's wrong with you?" Mu Xin noticed Su Huainian's abnormality.

Su Huainian asked with a sullen face: "Are these CPs from the street? Can anyone form a CP?"

"Not at all."

Su Huainian's complexion improved slightly.

"But it's true. After all, netizens have nothing to do every day. Girls with strong hearts like to create CP for others. Sometimes CP Chaohua is more active than the main character. Let's just talk about Brother Yang, his CP object There are so many, Xu Cha who plays the criminal police is one, and there are Zhu Wenyu, He Mo, Cui Su...there are even more actresses, including Liao Shuhan from our program group, who has also formed a CP with him..."

Mu Xin even counted there with her fingers. Every time a name came out of her mouth, Su Huainian's face became darker, and when he heard it, his face turned black into the bottom of the pot.

Fu Chenyang is a big radish, and he will not let it go if he is an individual!According to Mu Xin, it seems that the whole world has more or less relationship with him. Su Huainian couldn't count how many competitors he had.

How could this man be such a scumbag.

"But netizens sometimes mess around with CPs, otherwise some CPs would be hot and some would be unpopular. CPs are all fans' own YY ​​things, and they are usually very rare. Anyway, public entertainment, everyone's fun The fun is over, don't take it too seriously."

Su Huainian glanced at her.

Mu Xin: "...Why do I feel a murderous look in your eyes? Is it my illusion? Did I say something wrong?"

"No." Su Huainian said, "You are quite right."

Let him see Fu Chenyang's true face clearly.

If it wasn't for Fu Chenyang being so flamboyant, how could so many netizens feel that there was something between him and other people?Thinking back, Fu Chenyang was like this before, and he was caught on the spot with the quotes of a peerless scumbag who "steal food outside and keep him from seeing him every year. If you wipe out the evidence, he will be completely kept in the dark".

Su Huainian wanted to find some reasons for Fu Zhanan to overthrow these remarks, but it was a pity that Fu Zhanan established himself as a gentleman and scum too firmly, and his criminal record was right in front of him, so Su Huainian had to believe that he was wrong.

Su Huainian really wanted to swear, words like "fuck", "fuck you" and "fuck you" were no longer enough to satisfy him. He felt that he needed to update the swearing quotations, and he had already formed a word in his mind, but when the time came He just couldn't say it out of his mouth, it was very uncomfortable if he couldn't go up or down.

Mu Xin: "What do you want to say?"

"There is an English word, I see it often, it seems that the word is also on the keyboard, what is it called..." Su Huainian frowned, "Sleep...sleep...why are you sleeping?"

"shift?"

"That's right, that's it!" Su Huainian suddenly remembered, "Shift, that's it!"

This is it!A word that often appears in Ba Zong's essays, Ba Zong loves to use it when he swears!I have learned it, I have to use such high-quality English words to scold Fu Chenyang, and I can scold people and show my high level of education!

As soon as Fu Chenyang entered the door, he received Su Huainian's cold gaze.He was stunned: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Su Huainian got up with the orange seat in his arms, passed Fu Chenyang, and cursed softly when passing him: "You scum, I misread you, shift!"

"…………"

What is thunder rolling in the sky.

What is inexplicable.

What is lying innocently.

That's it.

Seeing Su Huainian's leaving back, Fu Chenyang asked Mu Xin with question marks in his stomach: "What happened to him?"

Mu Xin didn't hear what Su Huainian said to Fu Chenyang, she shrugged, how would she know?

"..."

Su Huainian released the kidnapped Juzuo, took a bag of cat food from the kitchen, filled the food bowl, then took a needle comb, once again came to Juzuo who happened to pass by, and held him on his lap to comb his hair .

His hands are strong, and he can know a thing or two from Tachibana who keeps meowing but can't escape.

Fu Chenyang thought about the three sentences Su Huainian said to him.The first two sentences seemed to be cursing, Su Huainian was calling him a scumbag and cheated his feelings, this sentence let Fu Chenyang suffer the injustice, but is the last sentence a word?

shift?

What do you mean?

The first two sentences are all swearing, but combined with the last sentence, Fu Chenyang can't quite understand what Su Huainian is talking about.

Fu Chenyang sat next to Su Huainian.As soon as the young man saw him sitting down, he picked up Ju Zuo and made a gesture to leave. Because Ju Zuo was too fat and tonnage, he staggered a bit when he stood up. Fu Chenyang quickly gave him a hand.

Not only did Su Huainian not appreciate it, he quickly withdrew his hand and gave him a hard look: "Don't touch me!"

Fu Chenyang was even more puzzled: "What's wrong with you?"

Su Huainian: "It's none of your business!"

It's over, the subject will give you three signs of the death penalty:

"It's nothing."

"Do not touch me."

"none of your business."

Su Huainian took it all in one go.

Fu Chenyang felt a little danger.

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