[Comprehensive] Intermittent complacency

It was a fact that Sakamoto Tatsuma didn't dare to see Sakata Gintoki, but Lou Bei didn't know why.

Obviously both of them have the surname Saka, right?

Lou Bei was the only person left in the whole hot spring pool, holding an egg in one hand, silently watching the three people and one dog coming in.

Kagura was the first to react, and walked in casually, not caring about the defense between men and women, "So it's Abei-san, bring me a hot spring egg! No, one may not be enough!"

"Idiot Kagura, you just know how to eat..." muttered softly, Yinshi walked in lazily, "Ah~ah~ Takahashi-san is really emotional, unexpectedly come to soak in the hot spring at this time, there are more than [-] skewers of Hijikata Did you not care about you? Or did you say that you were forcibly fired for being too lazy recently?"

"...If your eyes don't light up when you say this, I can barely believe that you are sympathizing with me instead of taking pleasure in my misfortune." He mumbled out a sentence, Lou Bei rolled his eyes, and handed the egg in his hand to Miss Kagura asked, "Would you like some Shinpachi?"

"Ah? Hi! Thank you Takahashi-san!"

"I heard that your name is Bai Yasha?" Lou Bei suddenly spoke after staring at the silver-haired curly hair for a while.

"Pfft—cough cough cough cough!!!" After an earth-shattering cough, Sakata Yinshi turned to look at him with red rabbit eyes, as if looking at something strange, "What are you talking about?"

Lou Bei was expressionless, "Are you Bai Yasha?"

"No! You've got the wrong person!" Sakata Gintoki turned his face away from him.

"..."

"I'm Inuyasha! I'm the man who wants to conquer Kikyo and Sesshomaru!!!" Sakata Gintoki suddenly clenched his fists and shouted, pretending to be One Piece.

Lou Bei: "...You pretend I didn't say anything."

After thinking about it, in fact, he has already answered himself, hasn't he?Sitting silently in the soup for a while, he said again, "Why did you call it that name...whether it's Sakata Kintoki or Shiroyasha, don't you think... they all look like knockoffs?"

"Hey, hey, is this a personal attack, okay?" Sakata Gintoki growled, "Did I offend you by calling Sakata Gintoki?! Your name is Takahashi Kita, right? Why aren't you Takahashi South Takahashi East?" Takahashi West! Is my name so strange? Really..."

After finishing speaking, Sakata Gintoki suddenly realized that there was no response.

Could it be that I said too much?I felt a little awkward, so I couldn't help but turned around to look at Lou Bei, only to find that the guy was frowning with a serious face, "You're right."

"Huh?" Yin Shi was stunned.

"There is really someone named Takahashi Minami [1."

"..."

"By the way, I kind of like her."

"……she?"

"Could it be your illegitimate daughter, Abei-san, Alu?" Kagura licked his lips and said with a bite of an egg.

Shinpachi suddenly became confused, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What are you talking about, Kagura-chan!! How could Abei-san have an illegitimate daughter!" At the end, his voice became smaller and smaller, and he looked at the that man.

Lou Bei felt tired, "..."

I don't ask anymore.He surrendered with his eyes.

Sakata Gintoki gave him a sneering sideways look, you're only at this level.

Well, well, you look good.Lou Bei was helpless.

... Sakata Gintoki avoids the last look, what the hell is going on, I seem to be spoiled! !

I am a straight man!Blue sky above your head!

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The silver-haired man looked at him coldly, "Today you will either die or I will live! Come on! Let's fight!"

The black-haired man was helpless, "First of all, it is a possibility for you to die or live for me. How did your teacher teach you? Besides, don't you think it's right for us to fight? Silver Hour Britney."

"...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Pure man! Don't call me that name anymore!! I'll beat you to death! Takahashi Kita, are you with Takushi-kun and Mr. Okita? Wu, that guy has learned badly?!"

The black-haired man sneered, "Oh, it's not bad, why don't you try it yourself?" As he said that, he attacked the silver-haired man mercilessly with his fist, hitting the silver-haired man's stomach.

The latter was startled, and immediately avoided it, but was caught off guard by the fierceness brought by the fist, and took two steps back in pain, "Let's fight without saying anything! Ah Yin, am I such a good talker?! Today I will let you see what it means to be someone beyond a human being!"

The black-haired man sneered, "Yo, Yinshi is also so good at talking, but...it's not your turn to teach me." Before the words finished, more fierce attacks followed one after another, making people dizzy.

The silver-haired man's breath changed, and he said, "It seems that it's time to show you my true face, Ah Yin!"

"I am waiting."

With one hand holding down the opponent's leg that was about to sneak attack, the black-haired man grinned and bumped his head violently.

"Fuck!!! Takahashi Kita, are you crazy?!"

Looking at the big "ko" on the screen, Sakata Gintoki threw the electric handle angrily.

Lou Bei glanced at him lightly, "Yo, what's the matter? Don't admit defeat?"

"Hey, hey, you have the nerve to say it?! Tell me honestly, did you secretly change the game program! Why do you attack with your head? Hey! Do you think this is some kind of iron head skill?! I don't accept it!"

"Hold on." Lou Bei grabbed the strawberry sundae at the side with one hand, took a big bite and put it in his mouth, "Anyway, I won."

"Ayin, I've never seen anyone more shameless than me..." Silver hair with natural curly hair opened his dead fish eyes and said numbly, "Gaoqiaobei, spit it out for me! This is my strawberry sundae!" Do not eat!"

"Are you a primary school student? What happened to eating your strawberry sundae?!" Lou Bei complained expressionlessly, then put down the glass of sundae that he had almost eaten up in disgust. "Are you still coming?"

Fighting games are basically a no-go for men of every age group.

Hearing what he said, Natural Juan immediately became interested, "Come on! Keep going!"

Lou Bei pursed his lips and smiled. Sure enough, it was the right choice to come to Wanshiya. He escaped from Hijikata Toshiro's grin. Okita Sougo also expressed his support for this. He should say anything that can be against the deputy chief of Hijikata. He was very enthusiastic and supportive.

Just as the two of them were fighting fiercely, there was a sudden heavy knock on the door.

Since Kagura and Shinpachi were not there, the two looked at each other, "Who is going?"

The next second, the door opened automatically, and a huge white figure walked in.

The whole body is white, like a quilt, and only the pair of big light bulb-like eyes and yellow duckbill can make people remember him.

Standing next to this guy was a man wearing a bamboo hat, with long hair, whose face could not be seen clearly.

Lou Bei cast a puzzled look at Sakata Yinshi, who narrowed his red rabbit eyes, stood up suddenly and threw himself at the bamboo hat, "The wig!!!! It's you!"

"It's not a wig! It's Gui!" The man who was attacked by Yinshi immediately retorted. After avoiding the attack, he took off his bamboo hat, his delicate face was full of seriousness, "How many times have I said Yinshi don't call me that! Let Elizabeth That's bad to hear."

"What a nice wig." Sakata Gintoki shrugged, "Elizabeth? Who?"

The man named Wig immediately had red eyes and threw himself on the big guy beside him, "Oh! Elizabeth! My new friend, come and say hello!"

The guy who didn't know if it was a penguin or a duck immediately obeyed the master's words, and held up a big wooden sign beside him, which said, "I am Elizabeth. It's the first time we meet, please take care of me."

"..." Sakata Gintoki's eyes were dead.

Lou Bei: "Can't he talk?"

"Yes!" the wig said seriously, "but don't look at him like this, Elizabeth is my favorite pet!"

"Don't lie! You only have this one pet, hey!" Natural Juan roared.

The wig brushed his black hair straight, and said with a blank expression, "So what, it's better than Yinshi raising a nest of old people!"

"...Wait! Who are you calling an old man! Kagura and Shinbaji? Cut...Although it's really annoying, but Ah Yin, I'm still quite...Huh??? Who do you think is old! Give the wig to Ah Yin, and I’ll make it clear! Otherwise, I’ll hack you to death!”

The wig scorned the face, "Huh."

Lou Bei looked at Sakata Yin with a stupid look in his eyes, as if he was calling him an idiot.

"Hey, I'm talking about you guys!" There was a bright red crossroads on the forehead, Gintoki Sakata gritted his teeth, "Enough! What's the matter with you coming with a wig! Why are you standing on the united front without knowing each other..."

The wig squinted his eyes, ignored him and turned to look at Loubei instead, "Hi, I'm Gui Xiaotaro, it's Gui not a wig, please take care of me when we meet for the first time, by the way, I like to eat soba noodles."

Watching him make a fist with one hand and tap the palm of the other, Lou Bei was taken aback for a moment, and said in confusion, "...Hello wig, I'm Takahashi Bei, this is... let me treat you to soba noodles mean?"

Sakata Gintoki covered his face, couldn't bear to watch it any longer, "That's what he meant, hey..."

"No!" Katsura Kotaro said seriously, "I'm not Gintoki! Although I like soba noodles, I never force others to like me! Although Takahashi-san is a very good person, if you say I won’t blame you if you don’t invite me to eat!” As he spoke, he made a heartbroken look, although there was still no expression on his face.

"..." Lou Bei was taken aback for a while, this thinker's brain is a little too fast?And, don't issue cards to people casually, hey!You still want me to treat you to soba noodles!How dare you have a face!

Sakata Gintoki seemed to have expected this situation a long time ago, sitting on the sofa with arms folded and cross-legged, with a face full of "I knew this would happen", and then gloated unkindly after Lou Bei cast a "help" look , "How about, Takahashi-san, you do it for him?"

Lou Bei: ...

Wig Gui: star eyes.

"Very good, I'll make it for you." Lou Bei gritted his teeth, stood up and walked towards the kitchen, "I'll do it well, so please enjoy it too, be sure to finish eating~"

For a long while, Wig and Yinshi looked at the soba noodles and a glass of green drink in front of them and fell silent.

The soba noodles look like they are well-made. There are some with soup and some with cold noodles. They are very chewy, and the soup there is also very thick and delicious.

But... that glass of green liquid? ? ?

"This is my special drink for your health. Speaking of it, I learned it from a friend a long, long time ago, and I haven't had a chance to make it."

"...Why no chance?"

"Because there is no suitable person~" Laughing.

Wig and Yinshi looked at each other, gulped down their saliva, and Wig took the lead to pick up the cup, and poured the liquid into his mouth tremblingly. In the next second, there was a "poof" in the shape of a fountain, all of which spewed out, and then poured it immediately. He couldn't stand up and foamed at the mouth.

Sakata Yinshi was stunned, swallowed, his voice was hoarse, "...what is that?"

A certain person grinned and showed his white teeth, and his smile was extraordinarily ghostly.

"It's nothing, it's just 'dry juice'."

———Is this also called nothing? ? ! ! !go to hell!