[Comprehensive] Intermittent complacency

Mom said that ninjas should learn to assassinate.

——What’s the matter if you read out the big move! ?

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In the Edo period, there was such a title as ninja. In fact, as early as the Asuka period, there were "shinōbin" and "scouts" when they worked as spies. It was not until the Edo period that the term "ninja" was officially established. .

Most of them wear black clothes and black trousers, hiding in the dark, carrying out dangerous tasks such as assassination surveillance and obtaining intelligence.

So shouldn't the ninja and so on be a secret move! ?

He should be thankful that Sakata Gintoki Amway gave him the Hokage o. He didn't expect to come here one day, and he was able to hold back the twitching corners of his mouth every time he used ninjutsu after he was mentally prepared.

"The technique of fire escape and plain burning."

The flames burst out out of thin air, and rushed towards the trees in front of them ferociously. Everyone felt a scorching heat, and the dense forest in front of them was completely burned.

The captain of the dark troop patted Loubei on the shoulder, "Good job, Bi Fang!"

Lou Bei's face behind the mask twitched slightly, but he said modestly, "It's still far away, captain!"

"In this way, I can rest assured that you and Hei Xue will go on missions, and go to the teacher to receive the first mission!"

Loubei's first Anbu mission was with two other people, besides his roommate and landlord Kakashi, and a man who looked like a passer-by.

Yes, passer-by.

Lou Bei collectively referred to the characters he hadn't seen in the book as "Passerby A", so that when he introduced himself as "Hejing", Lou Bei blatantly ignored them.

Kakashi dragged himself lazily and took out the scroll he got from Anbu's boss, "Ah, this time the mission is assassination, the target mission is Minamoto Minamoto, the left minister of the Kingdom of Water."

The voice from behind the mask was muffled, and someone deliberately lowered his voice, which made it even more strange.

Lou Bei nodded, "When are you leaving?"

"Of course it is now."

Anbu will not go out on a mission like a ninja who takes care of the emotional and physical strength of the children. With the ninja as protection, it is naturally much safer, and they will not accept such things as "assassination" at all. A-level s-level tasks.

Lou Bei scratched his hair helplessly. The mask on his face made him uncomfortable. When he tried to take it off, Kakashi gave him a glaring look. Who knows how he found out that the guy only had one eye.

The distance from the Land of Fire to the Land of Water is not too short. The Land of Water is not the same as the other countries. It is the only island country. The island has plenty of water vapor all year round and is somewhat foggy. Therefore, its Ninja Village is naturally called Fog hidden ninja village.

In addition to traveling with feet, he also needs to take a boat. When he heard this, a certain man who was not afraid of anything suddenly stopped in his tracks.

He Jing was stunned for a moment, then said cautiously, "Bi Fang, what's wrong?"

Kakashi also stopped and looked at Lou Bei, even though his eyes were light, there was a hint of concern.

The voice from the air was a bit strange, "Want... to take a boat?"

He Jing nodded, "Yes, we must take a boat to go to the Land of Water."

Lou Bei: ... qaq, can I refuse.

On the side of the pier, he cautiously glanced at the small boat that could only hold four people, and swallowed.

That's right, he has been on a boat before, but it was a big boat, and the waves were not obvious, and this small boat... my God, it will definitely kill me!absolute!

Kakashi leaned over, narrowed his eyes and approached his face, his sky-high white hair brushed Loubei's forehead, a little itchy, "What? Are you afraid?"

The corner of his mouth twitched, "I'm afraid of a ghost! Hurry up! Don't waste time!"

He Jing: ...Who was that person who was dumb just now! ?

The boatman smiled and waved at them, as if he had seen ninjas and Anbu a lot, "Guests, do you want to cross the river?"

Kazui responded, jumped into the boat first, and Kakashi boarded the boat next, turning his head to look at the only person on the shore.

Lou Bei scolded Gu Niang in his heart, and stepped into the boat with a heartbeat.

As soon as the boatman pushed the pole, the boat fluttered away from the river bank. He smiled while supporting himself, "Don't worry, my skills are very good! The boat will definitely not capsize!"

Is your technique limited to not turning over? !Lou Bei complained inwardly, his face was green and white, it doesn't mean your boat won't rock!

Isn't it embarrassing to say something like seasick? !

So with a sullen face, he quietly listened to the conversation of several people, and even Kakashi who was on the side glanced at him several times.

"Haha, we have a lot of special products in the land of water! You can tell by looking at these aquatic products, they are delicious and very fresh. There is always fog here, but it is because there is too much water vapor."

The boatman patted his chest proudly, because of his movement, the boat shook again.

Lou Bei's face darkened, and he quickly lifted the mask. Kazui and Kakashi looked at him in surprise. The former was curious about his behavior, while the latter was surprised that his true colors were suddenly revealed.

Soon he knew why.

"vomit------"

"Ah! Bi Fang, don't spit on me!!! Hey!"

"vomit----"

"=皮=Takahashi Kita! Hey, you've affected me! Hey..."

"Ouch—if you don't vomit on you, do you want to vomit into the mask?!"

"...qaq" So that's what you came up with!

Kazui froze pitifully on the spot, looking like a poor man whose mind was injured by xxoo, Kakashi couldn't stand it anymore, coughed lightly and said, "Why don't you take off your clothes...?" It's really bad!

He didn't say the last sentence, because he was afraid that the child would run away on the spot.

Kakashi glanced at the man who was wiping his mouth with his coat, his face twitched, "Hey, are you okay?"

Lou Bei glanced at the two of them angrily, and rolled his eyes indifferently, "I just said I won't take the boat!"

"Hey, hey, hey! You all said that I am the real victim, okay?!" He Jing stormed over.

"Well, don't worry about the details Xiaohejing, I have revealed my true colors in front of you. After seeing such a handsome face, can you calm down your anger a little? Hmm?"

"...You are too shameless."

The boatman watched from the side with a smile, and he didn’t mind the guests doing some strange [beep——] things on the boat, but when he got to the shore, he said, “Please settle the bill, 3 yuan.”

"What?!——" Kakashi stared wide-eyed, "Why don't you grab it!"

"This is the labor fee. Besides, the guest, do you think the boat doesn't need to be cleaned regularly?" As he spoke, he glanced at Loubei and his [beep——].

Lou Bei: ... qaq

Tearfully handing over the fee for a C-level task, Lou Bei glanced pitifully at his wallet, when did he live so poorly qaq still rely on selling labor and color (...) in exchange for wages? !

Thinking about being by Kuroro's side back then, he was the hero among the heroes!There is nothing under one person and above ten thousand! ?Ah, no, it is above ten thousand people!He's never down there (???)

Kakashi glanced at him and sneered, "Don't forget that I still have my rent, and you need to pay for Hei's clothes."

As soon as the words fell, He Jing cooperated with him and made an aggrieved look.

Lou Bei felt aggrieved, and smashed He Jing's head with the hand holding the mask. After hearing the latter's scream, he put the mask on his face as if nothing had happened.

"Let's go, I want to eat fish."

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"Go over there, you're squeezing me!"

"Are you fat like a pig!? You can't see such a big place?!"

"Well, I'm fat, so you have to make room for me."

"...Are you sorry?"

"Also, your foot is on my clothes, those are the clothes that the third generation made for me!"

"Takahashi Kita, don't lie! It's obviously Anbu's work uniform, okay!?"

"...Senior, don't talk to Bi Fang! Besides, we will expose qaq" and I can't even pretend that I didn't hear Bi Fang's name, hey!You have pity on me!

Kakashi sneered, "It has been exposed."

Pushing away the man pressing on him with one hand, the white-haired ninja made a mark and disappeared in place.

Lou Bei was stunned, turned to look at He Jing, "He just abandoned us and left?!"

He Jingxin nodded, with tears streaming down his face, "Yes...you finally found out!" He glanced at the suddenly lit lights in the mansion, and heard people shouting and ordering, "Hey, Withdraw?"

Lou Bei pursed his lips, and glanced at the mission target unwillingly, "It's okay to solve it now..."

"Don't say you didn't find someone protecting him, it looks like he's an A-level ninja!" He Jing said softly, and after pulling Lou Bei, he formed a seal and disappeared on the roof.

After returning to the hotel, Loubei broke into Kakashi's room.

"What are you doing!?" The white-haired ninja was so frightened that he rolled up from the bed.

Don't blame him for making a fuss, the three of them live in separate rooms for this mission, because it is not a difficult assassination mission, and there is no need to monitor, so naturally they live separately, no need to watch the night, it is a relatively easy task.

The breath was about to spray on his face, Kakashi frowned and pushed him, the man's eyes widened, and the slender phoenix eyes instantly turned into round almond eyes, looking... a little cute.

"I can't sleep alone."

"..."

"I'm skin hungry and have to sleep with someone else!"

... deceitful.

Kakashi bumped his forehead to an intersection, and touched his back teeth. He knew that this person must be deceiving, but he just couldn't bear to refuse. Looking into those eyes, he felt that if he refused, he would have deep feelings. guilt.

"You said..." Takahashi Kita's breath lingered on the tip of Kakashi's nose, "You revealed my name to him today."

Feeling that the man froze, Lou Bei laughed, "What should I do? The task will not be completed."

Kakashi choked, "No, his level is still far behind..."

"But for exposing the secrets of my teammates like this, Kakashi-san, do you think you should compensate me?"

The poor white-haired ninja didn't know what "black belly" was at this time, so he nodded with a stiff neck.

In the next second, people and blankets all flew out and fell heavily on the ground.

Kakashi gritted his teeth and got up, "Hey! Takahashi Kita!"

"Ah~ I'm wronged that you helped me keep watch at night. They said that I can't sleep because no one is there." The guy lay on his bed majesticly, waved his hands like a fool, and turned over to go to sleep.

The string in his head snapped, and Kakashi rushed towards the figure, trying to regain his own bed, but was hooked by the man's neck, "Sleep."

Kakashi: ......

"Tsk, it's not like I haven't slept like this before. Why are you shy?"

What he said makes sense, how should I refute it? ? ?