[Comprehensive] Intermittent complacency

In addition to pink eye disease, rabbit eyes also have Uchiha.

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"Did you know that Anbu has a newcomer recently?"

After several months of running-in, Lou Bei became more and more used to this kind of life. When he had tasks, he would get a little busy. When he had nothing to do, he would either train or stay at home. This kind of life made him miss the nine-to-five life inexplicably.

But in the end, the profession of ninja did not disappoint him, and Lou Bei was able to persevere and continue. A life that was too peaceful always needed a little adjustment, and every member of Anbu was murdered by a man because of this.

In the end, Kakashi couldn't see someone's hooliganism and asked him to stop, and the rest barely escaped.

Just like the gossip man in front of him, after Lou Bei took off his mask and flirted with him, he followed Lou Bei like a little wife.

"Who?" Lou Bei lay lazily on the sofa, with his feet up, staring at Kakashi who was sitting beside him reading a book.

"Our younger brother who is standing still!" The man named He Tian's eyes glowed.

Speaking of this name, at that time Lou Bei commented that if he sells jade, he will definitely make a steady profit without losing money. Look how good the name is!

"Abei, it is immoral to discriminate against other people's names." Kakashi sighed helplessly.

"Okay, I don't laugh, I just gossip about the name a little bit."

Kakashi 囧, is this different from ridicule! ?

Seeing Kakashi pricking up his ears to listen, Lou Bei smiled and said, "I don't know, which Shisui?"

Wada was surprised, "Takahashi, haven't you heard of his name!? Impossible!"

"I only know that there are relatively few beauties in Anbu, not enough to see."

"...Zhishui is a man."

Lou Bei's eyes widened, "What's your name?"

Kakashi said helplessly, "Abei, don't show that your education level is low."

"..." I don't have the same knowledge as you!

Wada: "You really don't know! Shisui, Uchiha Shisui, is that Uchiha!"

Uchiha...

The long memory was awakened, Lou Bei frowned and thought for a long time, and suddenly realized, "Ah! Rabbit eyes!"

Kakashi: "..."

Hotan: "..."

It's really hard for you to think about it for so long.

Lou Bei rubbed his chin, "I said why this name is so familiar, it turned out to be Uchiha." It was the Uchiha whose brother and brother fell in love with each other and slaughtered the entire family by mistake or premeditated, he remembered!

At that time, when I was reading manga, I still felt that the Uchiha family’s rabbit’s eyes were tasteless, hurting the enemy one thousand and self-defeating eight hundred, but I didn’t expect the real person to let me meet it.

"Shunshen Shisui is a genius of the Uchiha family! Although he is from a separate family, he entered the Anbe early on, and he is very good in both taijutsu and ninjutsu!" Wada sighed, "Speaking of it, he seems very I opened my eyes a long time ago, and it caused a commotion in Konoha!"

Lou Bei said "Huh?"

"That's right! But it has pushed our young master Itachi so hard, tsk tsk, what a pity..."

Lou Bei nodded, and pondered for a while, "So, who is the younger brother you're talking about?"

"It's Master Itachi! He's also a genius!"

"Genius is worthless these days." Lou Bei seemed to be sighing, and the corner of his eyes glanced at Hetian, "Hey, how do you know so much?"

Kakashi put down the book and looked at him, "It can't be some spy from Anbu."

"Hey! The conscience of heaven and earth! I am the one you watched growing up, Kakashi-senpai!" Wada frowned.

"I'm not that old, thank you!" Rolling his eyes at the sky, Kakashi sighed, and pulled down the forehead so that his left eye was tightly covered.

Lou Bei glanced at him, didn't say anything, and turned his gaze back to Hetian, "So what if Anbu is here, is there a shortage of geniuses here?"

"That's what I said." Wada nodded in agreement, and then put on a mysterious eight-year-old face, "I said Takahashi, don't you think there is some conspiracy behind this? Both Uchihas have entered Anbu Yo!"

Kakashi narrowed his eyes, smashed the book on top of Wada's head, heard him yell "Ouch", and said with a smile, "I already smell your gossip."

Lou Bei raised his index finger and shook, "Wrong, the smell on his body is the sour smell of love."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow.

Lou Bei grinned, pinched He Tian's ears, "Tell me, why are you the little red next door?"

Wada: ... Takahashi Kita, your ability to fabricate facts is getting stronger and stronger qaq

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The news of Uchiha Itachi's arrival caused a bit of a commotion. For the Anbu staff, it was just an extra companion. To them, the title of genius actually carried some teasing meaning in it. .

But for high-level personnel, it is different.

Lou Bei couldn't help applauding Hetian's sharpness. He looks like a carefree guy, but he can always point out the most critical point. It's really scary.

Sure enough, newcomers always have to pass Kakashi's level. When Danzo called Kakashi to examine Uchiha Itachi, he also asked, by the way, if he would like to enter the "root".

As the name suggests, "root" is a special team of Anbu, which can be said to be a small Anbu team established by Danzo Shimura alone, and it is naturally full of extremely elite figures.

Kakashi's exposed eyes bent, "Let's forget it, leader, I'm too lazy, maybe I can't adapt to the style there..."

Danzo stared at him for a long while before reluctantly nodding his head. To be honest, Kakashi and Sandai's relationship is so good that he looks like a **** by his side, and he really feels worried.

"Did the old man let you get rooted?" Seeing the white-haired ninja come in from the door, Lou Bei glanced at his state and sneered.

Kakashi was surprised, "How did you see that?"

"I told you earlier that I was born with supernatural powers and could predict the future."

"...Two-second disease, go to the doctor as soon as possible."

With pursed lips, Lou Bei put down "Intimate Heaven" in his hand, and glanced up and down, "It seems that he refused, but Danzo didn't make things difficult for you, it's really amazing."

"Is that the point?"

"Well, how about Uchiha Itachi?"

Kakashi half-lyed beside Lou Bei with his eyes closed, the leather sofa creaked loudly, "As expected of the Uchiha family."

Lou Bei smiled, "The evaluation is quite high."

"It's the expression of neither crying nor smiling that makes me unhappy."

"Are you ashamed to talk about him? Most of his face has been covered, and he is always exposed." Lou Bei rolled his eyes, "I heard that the Uchiha family has good genes, is it true?"

Kakashi glanced at him, "That's right, are you interested? He's much younger than you, an old cow eats tender grass?"

"Maybe it's a good suggestion." Lou Bei replied calmly.

Kakashi looked at the expressionless face, and suddenly wanted to spray him with soda.

What happened that night before was ignored by the two of them in unanimous agreement.

After Kakashi blurted out the words "You are sick", he regretted it. He had a faint idea in his heart, but he couldn't ask it out.

Between men and men... He only listened to his father chatting with his uncle, and talked about it as a peripheral conversation, but all these years, there is no such person around him.

He doesn't know what it is. When everyone is heterosexual, you, a homosexual, appearing in this underdeveloped generation can only be the one who is treated with weird eyes.

Just like the phrase "You are sick" that Kakashi said, it hits right.

This is the disease?

After Lou Bei asked back, Kakashi remained silent, and he himself realized that something wrong was about to happen, so he simply kept silent.

The matter is so nothing, how to live or how to live.

If there is something more between Kakashi and Lou Bei, something is missing.

Just finished discussing Uchiha Itachi's gossip, when the person appeared in front of him the next day, Kakashi still couldn't help but blush from embarrassment, fortunately there was a mask blocking it.

Uchiha Shisui hooked the neck of a short black-haired boy, and waved at Kakashi with a smile, "Yo, Kakashi, long time no see haha!"

"Yo, Zhishui."

Lou Bei tilted his head behind him, Zhishui?Uchiha Shisui?

"Do you know?"

Kakashi glanced at him, and withdrew his greeting hand, "Anbu's Shisui was gone for a while, he was on a mission when you came in, so it's normal that we haven't met."

Uchiha Shisui poked his head curiously, met Loubei's eyes, and after a moment of stunned, he smiled friendlyly, "Oh, Kakashi, where did you find such a kawaii junior!"

You just die...

After glancing at him lightly, Kakashi scratched his hair, "Well, this is Kita Takahashi, my current partner."

"Current roommate." Lou Bei interjected, "Takahashi Bei, joined Anbu for 4 months and 21 days. Nice to meet you, senior."

"Ahahaha, so I'm a newcomer to Anbe, no wonder I haven't seen you before!" Uchiha Shisui laughed, stretched out his hand and patted Loubei's shoulder familiarly, "Study hard! Kakashi is a rare talent." senior!"

Hearing this, Kakashi couldn't help interrupting him, with a weird voice, "Shisui, you... have you misunderstood something?"

"Eh—? Isn't it a junior? Why don't you take care of me?"

"...He is already a Jnin, and obviously he doesn't need it."

Lou Bei: Hehe, Wo feels that Wo's status as "Gong" has been questioned.

"Hahaha, this is not important!" Shisui felt embarrassed, and pushed the person beside him forward, "Itachi Uchiha! My lovely brother! This is the junior who really needs to be taken care of!"

The boy with facial paralysis glanced at the two of them with pitch-black eyes, and the two-day deep law lines on his lips added [-]% to his pretentious face, "Kakashi-senpai, Takahashi-senpai, I am Uchiha Itachi .”

The voice is also cold. The people of the Uchiha family are proud and arrogant. They never say a lot of advice. They only believe in strength.

Lou Bei and Kakashi looked at each other, and had a general understanding of this newcomer.

Lou Bei shrugged, "Let's go, to celebrate our boat-like friendship, let's all eat loofah together! — Ah, by the way, Kakashi treats you!"

Kakashi:? ? ? ?Why!

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Uchiha Itachi (doesn't understand): Why is friendship like a boat?

Lou Bei (Innocence): It’s convenient to flip it up┑(￣Д￣)┍