I got sucked bald after dressing as a panda cub

Cen Bai shouted at the top of his voice, scolding Star Bandit Dewar.The little milk's voice was almost broken, even though Dewar couldn't understand what he was saying now, but he himself scolded very well.

Dewar was overwhelmed by the drunkenness and the triumph of catching the panda cub, and now he is complacently immersed in the task that he is about to complete the task assigned to him by the Star Thieves Group.

Seeing the panda cubs in the sack getting more and more noisy, Dewar stepped forward to untie the sack, held the cub in one hand, raised him to the same height as himself, and said, "Why are you so noisy? Ugly, I really don't understand why so many people like you cubs. They are obviously not cute!"

But after all, he still stretched out his hand to rua the cub's furry panda head, looked at the black ears with ridges, and pinched them, he suspected that the ears were fake, round and fluffy And as he lifted it up, the panda cub stopped barking, and looked at him with watery eyes, as if he was such a heinous villain.

Dewar made a cut and muttered: "Isn't it so cute?" The panda cub has changed from ugly to not so cute.

Seeing the cub's low spirits, Dewar threw it on the sack, ignored it, sat by the wall with a bottle of wine, and said, "I advise you to stay here until it gets dark or wait until the boss When Ling comes, I will release you and change to another aircraft, don't even think about running away, or this will be your fate."

He threw the wine in his hand against the wall viciously, and the wine splashed everywhere. Fortunately, Cen Bai was far away from splashing on him.

Cen Bai howled in the sack for a long time just now, but no one heard the movement to save him, and this star thief dared to throw the wine bottle on the ground loudly, he must have figured out that the sound insulation here is very good , so when he noticed that the star thief was walking towards him and was about to untie the sack, he decided to rest and recuperate, not to do useless work, and since he was so young, it was easy for him.

So, Cen Bai changed his method. Anyway, he had scolded enough just now, and now he finally came out, using cuteness to influence him, but seeing the posture of Star Bandit mercilessly throwing himself on the sack just now, his cuteness The meter also failed.

But there is still a little bit of effect, because he has changed from ugly to not so cute in the mouth of the star thief.

Cen Bai is very satisfied, and it is worthwhile for him to sell a wave of misery just now.

When Cen Bai was thrown down by the star thief, he rolled over to act as a cushion, plus he was rough-skinned and thick-skinned, so he was fine. After his panda life was guaranteed, he took a closer look at the surrounding environment. It is a wine cellar, and there are bottles and cans of wine everywhere. The smell of this wine should have been stored for a long time.

Cen Bai, a glutton, wanted to drink again, but thinking about what happened this morning, he resisted the urge. After getting drunk, he became even more unconscious. He was sold to outer space and it was over. He would never see his owner again And Ian is cute.

However, he is so cold, the temperature in the wine cellar is very low, there is only one vent, and one lighting lamp, and they are now in the deepest part of the wine cellar, which is convenient for hiding.

Cen Bai took a look at Xing Pirates, and he took another bottle of wine and started to drink. He didn't know if he hadn't drank alcohol in the past few hundred years, or he was nervous to use wine to decompress. Xing Pirates were pouring alcohol into his stomach liquor.

Cen Bai counted the wine bottles at his feet, there were already three or four bottles, which should be what he drank before.

The temperature is getting lower and lower, and the light coming in from the vent is getting darker and darker. Cen Bai estimates that the sun is almost time for dinner.

His stomach also grunted in response to the occasion, cold and hungry, hungry and cold, he is really a poor little guy, people who travel through time eat food and drink spicy food, how come he has become a panda cub and was taken away by others Rua, was spanked, kidnapped and held hostage.

Hey, Cen Bai moaned weakly, so hungry!

He silently got into the sack again, feeling much warmer immediately.

While drinking to keep warm, Dewar watched the panda cub lying pitifully on the sack, grunting from hunger.

The time was coming, and at this time, freezing the panda cub was not worth the loss, so I got up and staggered towards the cub.

He definitely didn't want a hand warmer like the panda cub, he was just worried that the cub would be cold.

Cen Bai watched this terrifying star thief coming towards him reeking of alcohol, he shrank in the sack and hugged his panda head with his paws in fright, Jiojio also shrunk himself into a ball with all his might.

Speaking of Qiuqiu, he remembered, wasn't he captured by the star thief just because he was picking up the ball?

Who would have thought that the imperial prince's bedroom could be unlocked and walked in through the back door openly!

What kind of life did Ian and Si Cong live? Now he is doubting whether he has come to the interstellar age. The technology is not so advanced, the live broadcast equipment can still crash, and the big palace star robbers can directly sneak into the world. .

Cen Bai couldn't help but sighed deeply in his heart. In his lifetime, he also wanted to travel around the stars in an aircraft.

But now his bear life is coming to an end, woo woo woo he is so miserable, he has never eaten any delicacies from the Kaka Empire except drinking pots of milk, and he has never even touched the furry of the Kaka Empire.

Cen Bai felt that the big hand full of alcohol was about to reach out to him, so he decided to give it a go. As a panda, he has a nickname called Iron Eater!

So Nai Ji Nai Ji raised her head and yelled at Xing Dao.

That's right, it's full of momentum!Cen Bai was very satisfied.

But Cen Bai froze in the next second.

Who can tell him that when he howls full of momentum, the voice that comes out is "嘤!"

Cen Bai felt that his face was so embarrassing, he was hugged by those big hands with no love in his life, and stuffed it into his arms as a hand warmer.

Dewar thought the cub was so cute, and seeing that he was about to hold it, he even coquettishly gave him a baby voice, the little voice was really nice.

It turns out that the cubs are all screaming!

Now the more he looks at this cub, the more cute he feels, and he even has the idea of ​​bringing him back to the Star Thieves Group. If he gives such a rare and cute animal to his boss's daughter who likes fur, maybe he will be in it The status of the Star Pirates Group will rise again!

"Hahahahahaha" Dewar fantasized about his brilliant career in the future, and his laughter became more presumptuous. This is a treasure he has caught!

Cen Bai's hair exploded all over his body, and he felt that the star thief Dewar was looking at him with burning eyes, and the hahaha sound full of alcohol was sprayed on his fur, which made the little panda cub who always loves to be clean feel very happy. Very uncomfortable.

Cen Bai couldn't help shaking.

At this moment, Dewar was feeling dizzy and noticed that the cub he was holding was shaking. He thought it was cold, maybe because he had drunk too much wine, and he actually asked the panda cub a stupid question.

He said, "Would you like to drink to warm up? When I take you back to the Star Thief Group, I won't let you freeze again."

After speaking, Dewar also came to his senses, patted his forehead annoyed and said, "I'm really confused by drinking, panda cubs don't seem to be able to drink."

Before he finished speaking, he saw the panda cub on the opposite side resting its chin on its paws, looking like it was thinking, and nodded seriously when it was over.

Dewar:  …

Panda cubs are just like dogs and cats. They can't drink alcohol, so they can only eat cat and dog food. Unexpectedly, panda cubs nodded seriously.

So, I poured a little wine with a small bottle cap and handed it to the panda cub sitting obediently on the wine jar, watching it stick out its pink and tender tongue, and drank the wine little by little. give up.

Cen Bai remembered, yesterday when the clip was broken, he vaguely remembered that he had turned into a human naked, lying naked on the cold floor of the bathroom.

He didn't know if the opportunity for him to become a human had something to do with his drinking, but after hearing what the star thief said just now, he actually thought of taking himself away from the Kaka Empire. He hasn't had enough fun yet, so he doesn't want to leave.

Cen Bai drank three bottles of wine all at once, and gradually felt that his body had begun to heat up. He closed his eyes to feel the changes in his body. He looked as if he had fallen asleep on the outside, but he was very anxious inside. Why? Still don't change shape!

Dewar watched the cub lying on the wine jar as if he was asleep, and felt relieved when he touched it and felt that it was warm all over. So he found a corner and closed his eyes next to the cub to rest his mind. It would be completely dark in half an hour at most, and the time he was waiting for would come.

If Dewar had read the news when he came out today, he wouldn't have such an idea. Panda Zaizai was the one who got an overheated entry because he drank half a bottle of red wine. How could he be drunk with just three bottles of wine.

So, in the silence, there was a "bang", and the sound of the wine jar shattering suddenly sounded. Dewar opened his eyes and saw a wine bottle slowly enlarged in front of his eyes. After a sharp pain, Dewar Yule's head was hit with a big bag and started to bleed. Before he fainted, he saw the person who knocked him out, a young man with a shirtless shirt and a handsome look, closing his eyes, and knocked himself out hard. .

who is he?When did you come in?These two questions became the eternal mystery in Dewar's heart.

Cen Bai put down the wine bottle in his hand shaking his hands, looked at the star thief in front of him who had been knocked unconscious by him, stretched out his hand to check his breath, and found that he was still breathing, so he was relieved.

It's good not to die.

In the next second, Cen Bai began to pick off the clothes of the star thief, and he was still naked.

Cen Bai tried his best to find his feelings just now, and kept hinting to himself that I can change people, I can change people, but I didn't expect to successfully transform him.

But there is only one shortcoming, he is naked once he becomes a human, but fortunately he has quick eyesight and quick hands, he picked up the wine bottle and knocked it on the head of Xingdao.

While putting on clothes, I recalled my actions just now, very handsome, full marks.

Si Ling and Ian almost searched the palace, but they still couldn't find where the cub was caught.

Everyone went back to the original point, Ian's bedroom, and planned to search again.

Si Ling stood at the back door and looked at the empty ground not far away. He always felt that he had forgotten something, so he frowned and said, "Is there anything there before?"

Just after finishing speaking, a flash of light came to Si Ling's mind. Is there an abandoned wine cellar over there?

Then, without waiting for everyone to answer, he ran over here first.

He remembered that there was a wine cellar here, because after Si Cong came to power, he didn't like to drink, and the palace was deserted, so the wine cellar was forgotten after a few years, and he himself hadn't been here for a long time, and he didn't come here for a while. Forget what's here.

Ian is only five years old, and he doesn't know the existence of the wine cellar.

Si Ling took three steps at a time, and quickly ran towards the door of the wine cellar. He had a hunch that the panda cub was here, and Ian behind him also looked confused, not understanding why his uncle suddenly started coming this way, but He also led people to follow.

As soon as Si Ling Yien walked this way, a group of guards followed behind him.

There was a little distance between Si Ling and the crowd. As soon as he opened the door, he was startled by the scene in front of him. Before he could go in, he closed the door again with a "bang".

The roots of my ears started to turn red, and I couldn't believe what I saw.

He saw a thin, fair-skinned young man who was carrying his pants up behind his back, and that man was still showing his white buttocks.

Si Ling had already recognized it from his back. This was Cen Bai who suddenly appeared in his bedroom yesterday!

So the people who followed watched helplessly as the marshal's usually unapproachable face blushed, not even letting go of his neck.

Everyone was at a loss: what happened?

The author has something to say: I am writing at the third watch~