[Comprehensive] Goddess Event Book

"My lord, is this okay?" Maori handed out a fan leaf.

At noon in summer, the sun is like flowing magma. Wherever it flows, it will be dry and hot to smoke, and it looks slightly distorted.No one likes to go out at this time, not even monsters.

The Token Fusangshin who live behind a small shrine in Shinjuku District, Tokyo obviously have not escaped this conclusion—they will also choose to act in the evening and night during summer, a time when ghost stories are frequently reported.As for the day [What class do you work on?Hi at home!

There is plenty of air-conditioning and plenty of watermelons in the Daihiro room of Honmaru... At this time, even the rigorous and hard-working swordsman like Hasebe, who is pressing and cutting Hasebe, will participate in everyone's entertainment activities.

"Summer is really tough, human beings are really smart." Just went to the kitchen to get a watermelon, and passed the corridor outside. California Qingguang seemed to have died once, hanging himself on the air-conditioning outlet, and the greatest love for human beings. My sincerest admiration for my invention.

"Speaking of which summer accounts for a quarter of the world, think about it this way, air conditioning has saved a quarter of the world!"

Seeing the situation in California, Anna let out a 'huh': "Why don't you add a big refrigerator or something in the big room, it's always a bit inconvenient."

"Don't do this, my lord." Hasebe's eyes slanted, and he looked at California Qingguang with rather unfriendly eyes: "It is said that summer is too dependent on air-conditioning, if there is further connivance by the lord, the swords will be useless ! Look, swords are afraid of heat, isn't that plausible!?"

It's not very plausible, everyone knows it, but after the initial humiliation everyone accepts it well.Even Candlestick Kiri pressed Hasebe's shoulder very calmly: "After we have a human body, we are often closer to humans. Humans will escape the heat, so of course we will."

Anna pursed her lips and smiled, and took the leaf from Maori - this is the leaf used to make a wooden folding fan. After being polished and hollowed out, it was smooth and round, very delicate.Coupled with the exquisite materials used, it is a good thing at first glance.

"Maori did a great job!" Anna praised the short knife, and now the small table in front of her is like a handmade desk, with scissors, files, whetstones, glue, paint... a lot of useful things Useless things.

Anna intends to make a wooden folding fan by hand. It's not that she has leisure time and spends a lot of time making a folding fan with more decoration than reality.In fact, this is a material sent by her master. She said it was a good material found when traveling with an old friend this year, and she sent some to several apprentices.

According to what he said, he took special care of Anna, and other disciples only had the value of being a talisman, but it would be much more generous to Anna——Anna has doubts about the authenticity of this statement, after all, based on past experience Said, her master might be bluffing her, maybe he said that to every apprentice...

Looking at the sunlight outside, Anna exclaimed 'good thing'.Regardless of whether what the master said is true or not, the thing is indeed a good thing - the vintage lightning wood is so suitable for making utensils!

But Anna didn't cherish it because it was a 'good material', or she tried to cherish it, but it didn't work.

She had wanted to make a short sword the size and shape of the lightning strike wood with minimal sanding.In Taoist mana, the magic sword is very useful, and it is an offensive magic weapon, which is one of the things that Anna lacks.

Most of her instruments are not actually attacking.

But this kind of thing is just thinking about it. There are a lot of swords at home. When she tried to polish a dagger, the situation became very bad.From a pragmatic point of view, Anna chose to change direction, so today she has to do manual work... no, it's a matter of making utensils.

The lightning strike wood was cut into thin sheets, and then hollowed out to carve out various runes and characters designed by Anna, and finally cut out the shape of a fan page.Here we must praise the hands of a wave of small short knives, which are very, very stable.Obviously the fan pages were made separately, but after Anna gave a fixed size, they were completely the same when put together, as if they were made by a machine.

Anna fixed the tail of the fan with gold screws. It's not that she is just looking for trouble, and gold is used in this kind of place.It's just that gold has its own special properties, otherwise there wouldn't be a lot of alchemists using it.The material of the fan page and the talisman array are not taken lightly, if it is fixed with ordinary materials, it will not be able to support it.

Finally, the upper part of the fan is connected with fish gut, and a beautiful wooden folding fan is completed.

It's just that Anna's wooden folding fan is one-third smaller than ordinary sandalwood fans, making it even more compact.No matter who saw it, they wouldn't suspect that it was a decoration.

"The rest is the most important thing." Anna inlaid cinnabar stones on the top of the fan, looked at the sky outside, and put down the fan.

The most important thing about making a device is not the manual part in the middle.Some people make this part crooked, but it does not hinder the use.Some people make it as exquisite as a work of art, but what's the use of that, it has no effect at all.

The most important thing is the 'consecration'!

The consecration of the magic weapon is like the finishing touch, only the last touch of 'eyes' can bring the dragon back to life.In the same way, only magical artifacts that have been illuminated are real magical artifacts.

As for the consecration of the magic weapon, there are many ways.The most wonderful thing is to place it in the blessed land of the cave to nourish it. If it is a treasure of heaven, material and earth, it is easy to give birth to a magic weapon of the treasure level.This is obviously something that can be encountered but not obtained, and there are very few people who really own it.

The most common method is to use suitable materials to make magic utensils, and then invite eminent monks or Taoist priests to hold a consecration ceremony. Anna's folding fan is almost in this way.In fact, she will come and consecrate the folding fan herself.And she is already very proficient in this kind of thing, after all, she has grown up since she was a child.

It's just that she didn't know it was real and useful when she was a child, and everything was just following the steps taught by Master.Now that she knows, it still feels very different.

The consecration ceremony pays attention to time, place, and the state of mind of the consecratory host.The current time is not suitable, Anna plans to do it at night when she is not disturbed by others, so she put it aside.

"Hi'er... are you going to get some wine?" Suddenly a drunken tall man entered the room from outside, the air-conditioning made him sigh comfortably, and then he quickly closed his eyes and moved towards Anna's direction .

"My lord!" hugged Anna from behind: "Have you felt the love she has for you!?"

Such a heavy love, Anna felt that she couldn't hold it anymore [Anna's indifferent face

"Ah! Jiro Tachi, let go of your hand, let go of your hand!" Kami Kiyomitsu broke Jiro Tachi's hand, Anna seemed to be unable to breathe!

Everyone helped in the rescue, and the tall Jiro Taidao was pushed down to the ground.

Anna gasped for breath before she slapped her hands: "Wow! The smell of alcohol is so heavy! Has Jiro 'renewed' after his mission last night?"

Not all tasks require Anna to do it herself, as more and more things happen, this becomes impossible.

Generally speaking, the sword goes there once, and if it can be solved once, it will be solved.It needs to use other means, which cannot be done by the sword, and Anna will do it with the assistance of the sword.

Yesterday it was Jiro Tachi and Horikawa Kunihiro who went out on duty. Horikawa could only smile wryly at this: "Mr. Jiro... I can't say anything because it's after the mission."

Anna actually treats Kotori Shrine more like a company. She and Touken Fusangshin are both employees. Since they are employees, they have to be paid.She will distribute the extra mission allowance every month to the swords according to the field work rate. Of course, if you don't have much confidence in financial management, you can deposit the money in an account, and Anna will keep it for you.

If necessary, you can apply for pocket money from Anna.

Daojian Fusangshen is actually not interested in money, but Anna insists so, they will not go against Anna.So they all applied for an account with Anna to enjoy the monthly pocket money from the lord.

Because the government of the time is generous enough, it is enough to be on duty normally.Probably only California Qingguang occasionally asks to work overtime - this fashionable person who likes to dress up immediately fell in love with the activity of 'buying, buying, buying', which is a relatively expensive hobby.

Drinking is not allowed the day before going to work, and it is not allowed to drink while on the job. This is a rule that Anna has set up not long ago-it is entirely for Jiro Tachi.After all, before him, none of the Sword Fusangshen showed any special preference for a certain drink.Not to mention the small short knives, but those knives like Candlestick Kiri and Hasebe that are completely adult-like, that is, they can drink, but they generally don’t drink.

In this case, Anna must have made special regulations because she has too many things to do.

Everything changed when Jiro Tachi was summoned.

At the beginning, she was looking forward to it, after all, this is a magic knife enshrined in the shrine!She noticed it when she summoned the smiling face Qingjiang before.And Smiling Qing Jiang's expertise in dealing with resentful spirits saved Anna a lot of trouble, so that she had more imaginations about Jiro Tachi.

On the day of the summoning, a white light flashed, and before he could see his face clearly, he smelled the smell of alcohol.

"Hello! I'm Jiro Meiren~!...Really~ Let me cooperate with you. Well, anyway, please take care of me from now on~!" The beautiful big sister embraced Anna in her arms.

That's right, Anna thought she was a girl in the dress of an ancient oiran woman!

Up to now, in Anna's cognition, there should be men and women in Token Fusangshen.As for the fact that there are more men, it is because the impression that swords give people is biased towards men.However, there are no absolutes in the world, there is always an impression that is more reminiscent of a woman's sword, right?For example, it was originally a sword used by women.

This impression is the key to determining the gender of the sword, anyway, Anna thinks so.

Although it's bad to be drunk, and it's not good to be so enthusiastic when you first come, but as a rare girl, Anna's eyes are still bright——in Honmaru, where there are all boys, everyone is very polite.But once or twice she would find it inconvenient... It would be nice if there were one or two female companions, she thought so.

"Wow! Is my sister drunk?" Anna put her hand on Jiro Tachi's face with concern, and her body temperature was not the same as normal.

Jiro Taidao was placed between the beds by Anna before, after all, it is a magic sword~ Anna thought so.

The god enshrined in the shed between the beds is actually Anna herself in essence.Dao Jian, who had been born with the consciousness of Fusangshen, knew that he had changed his home...Compared with the Atsuta Jingu Treasure Museum, which is more like a place for exhibitions, it is easier for him to think of the earlier years when he was enshrined.

Maybe not as happy as on the battlefield, but for Jiro Tachi, those are the more indelible years - he is a magic sword, and his nature will make him feel this way, which is also one of his "curse".

Let me serve a certain Lord Gao Tianyuan?What will the grown-up be like?

"Wow! Is sister drunk?" The little human girl's eyes were shining with the sun's streamer, and when she looked up at him, it reminded him of many, many years.Those days when he was enshrined with his eldest brother, those days when he was picked up by his master to fight.

Whether it is the quiet incense in the shrine, or the bloody smell on the battlefield, and the lingering smoke of gunpowder, everything reminds Jiro Tachi.

'God, is this what you believe to be my new master? '

I don't know if it's Touken's nature, but the moment Jiro Tachi saw Anna, he fell in love with her completely and hopelessly - the kind of love that belongs to Touken Fusangshin.

'I hope this time I can be with you for a little longer, and a little longer. '

In the end, Anna understood under all the explanations of Toujian Fusangshen that this is not a young lady, but a 1.9-meter-tall woman in women's clothing.Moreover, there are no such things as swords and swords, girls don't exist, they don't exist!

"Is it really good to tell the master so bluntly?" Kunihiro Horikawa was worried about Anna's depression while cutting up the newly released fruit.Ever since she knew that Touken Fusangshin had no girls, Anna had entered a short period of low ebb.

"It should be nothing, right?" Candlestick cut rice and cooked. According to his understanding of Anna, Anna didn't particularly care about such insignificant things.Even if there will be some disappointment in a short period of time, it will recover quickly.

There was nothing wrong with this, in fact Anna was alive and kicking the next day.

What really started to get tricky was Jiro Tachi's penchant for drinking!

There is wine in the pill, except for the rare use in the kitchen, there are dozens of beers in the refrigerator.In the hot summer, this can be regarded as a regular drink in Honmaru, and Fusangshen, who is an adult image, will occasionally drink a little.

But generally speaking, Fu Sangshen in Honmaru is not very interested in these.So when I buy daily necessities every week, I put a dozen of beer at hand, and sometimes I can't finish it at all.

But everything changed after Jiro Tachi came to Honmaru. He quickly settled the beer for a week, and then even got the idea of ​​using wine for cooking.

After causing a series of problems, Anna learned from the pain and set a new rule-Honmaru would not buy him alcohol, even if she died.But he can earn his own money to buy it. Anyway, he is an adult guy, so he won't be able to completely restrict the lifestyle he decides on his own.

However, it is obviously impossible to let him drink. You cannot drink alcohol the day before work, and there is also a limit to the amount of alcohol you can buy every month.

Yesterday, Jiro Tachi and Horikawa Kunihiro went out to work, and things went smoothly, and Anna didn't mind too much.As for Jiro Tachi being bedridden today, Anna only thought he was catching up on sleep.After all, not every knife is a little angel such as Horikawa Kunihiro, who was busy for half the night last night and was able to get up on time to help with things today.

The sun was high, and Jiro Tachi closed his eyes and walked through most of the room, and finally threw Anna.Anna finally understood that he wasn't catching up on sleep, but was hungover again!

"Jiro, drink less." Anna held her face and pouted in front of her. In front of her was a cantaloupe cut into crescent moons.Ice-cold fruit quenches thirst and hangover, which is obviously more suitable for Jiro Tachi's symptoms.

"Well, it feels good to sober up! So keep drinking!" Jiro Tachi happily finished eating two slices of cantaloupe, then patted Anna's head: "Well, my lord, can you give me this? It's a good appetizer! "

Anna... Anna is so tired. She feels that the character of the girl next door is about to collapse. Now she just wants to pick up the fruit plate and smash it in the face of the 1.9-meter baby.

"Can you sober up?" Anna managed to maintain her composure: "As for the cantaloupe, Xiao Ye and Xiao Tui, can you help my sister eat it?"

The little knives are all little angels, and if Anna told them to eat fruit, they would eat fruit, and there would be absolutely no discount.So Jiro Tachi's appetizers are just his thoughts.

"Hasebe, can I trouble you to supervise Jiro's alcohol abstinence these few days?" Anna asked Hasebe, and only a stern and selfless person like Hasebe can do this kind of thing.

"I worship the Lord, and leave everything to me!"

Once Anna's request was received, Hasebe, who was already full of energy, would only become even more terrifying.Everyone in Honmaru looked pitifully at Jiro Tachi, who still hadn't sobered up. This colleague's luck is really...

"In short, for the sake of a positive and healthy atmosphere in Honmaru, let's set a three-day alcohol-free day every month!" Anna made a final decision, and she has realized that it is unrealistic for Jiro Tachi to quit drinking.Alcohol-free day is probably a day with fewer worries.

No one has a problem with Anna's alcohol-free day except Jiro Tachi, who doesn't drink alcohol anyway.

"Speaking of which, does the magic knife look like this?" Anna felt that all her expectations at the beginning were fed to the dog.

Smiling Qingjiang stood behind Anna, and tied up Anna's loose hair again: "Oh, the master is thinking about this issue—but don't be disappointed, I recognize a magic knife, it's completely different."

"Where is it different?" "Probably bigger."

Smiling Qingjiang can always chat to death quickly if he wants to.Anna doesn't necessarily know what his flirtatious words mean, but the conversation has progressed to this point, and there is always nothing to say.

"That's right, that's it. My elder brother is Taro Tachi, a complete magic sword!" The one who saved the topic was Jiro Tachi, who had come to his senses. With such a coincidence, Anna even suspected that he was pretending to be drunk just now.

"I always feel that Mr. Jiro did something on purpose." Horikawa Kunihiro calmly dropped this topic among his colleagues.

"Why do you do this?" California Qingguang, who studies fashion magazines, is absent-minded, completely unable to figure out the reason for doing so.It's just out of the same friendship that I also mixed in the Shinsengumi, and it's just a conversation.

Oh, that was really touching.

Horikawa Kunihiro is mixing wine koji into the steamed glutinous rice. Anna likes liqueur. Throughout the summer, rum and watermelon are constantly supplied in Honmaru. The knife will regard this sweet and sour little girl's drink as alcohol.

Including Jiro Tachi, who is addicted to alcohol, Anna wants to use this to make him quit drinking, but he refuses.

Horikawa Kunihiro mixed the bibimbap and felt the same: "Probably... probably to attract the master's idea, after all, it seems that the master is always paying attention to Mr. Jiro now."

Horikawa Kunihiro seemed to have said this sentence unintentionally, and after he finished speaking, he picked up the sealed glutinous rice - it is not conducive to fermentation in an air-conditioned room, and this is just right in the corner of the utility room without air conditioning.

A stone stirred up a thousand layers of waves, and what Horikawa Kunihiro said was obviously a thunder on the ground, which revived the spirit of all swords who had been lazy due to the heat.

Hehe, how could there be such a coquettish bitch in Honmaru?

As for Horikawa Kunihiro, he opened the shoji door of Daihiro, and took a look at Jiro Tachi, who didn't know what miserable life he would have in the next few days, hiding his merit and fame.

Uh, Anna saw that the Honmaru swordsmen were all performing their duties. Although there was a little trouble like Jiro Tachi's alcoholism, overall it was very harmonious——It was another day of Honmaru's harmony!

Until one morning, Smiling Qingjiang, who took the newspaper from the mailbox at the gate of the shrine, brought a letter.

"Is the milk here?" The person who picked up the newspaper in the morning would bring the milk by the way, and the ones who wanted to drink the milk were the three short knives and Anna.

"Here we come." Smiling Qingjiang handed the milk glass bottle to Candlestick Cut, and then threw all kinds of newspapers in the center of the tatami.The knives in this pill are more or less old-fashioned, and reading newspapers is a habit that quickly develops.

"Master, there is a letter!"