next door neighbor is a tree

I am a tree, a tree from the south, but before I become a tree, I am a human being, an ordinary human being.These sound like incredible things, but now that time-traveling games are prevalent, they are just the talk of others, so there is no surprise.Most of the time I heard it was "Huh?", and then there was no other response.

Even the process of his rebirth was not bloody. After falling down the stairs and falling to his death, being touched to death while playing with a laptop, choking to death eating instant noodles, being mad by the mistress who entered the room, being rushed to the road in the heavy rain and being killed. After being hit by a car...after being baptized in various ways of death, as a human being, he suddenly fell asleep one day, and then——turned into a tree, isn't it so strange?Maybe God wanted him to live a more free life, at least fulfilling his wish of Mi Chong, and staying away from the hustle and bustle of the world.

However, hasn't he introduced his name for so long? Lin Lin, just looking at his name, he knew that the five elements were short of wood and water, and he was very close to the tree.Therefore, it is often nicknamed Linlin, bah bah, how could it be this word, it is Lin Lin.

However, in the eyes of those animals, no!have!appoint!what!district!Don't!And because it will bloom and bear fruit, it is automatically defaulted to be a female.That's right, he is a cherry tree that has grown in the ground for 500 years.However, he does not grow worms, does not grow worms, does not grow worms, important things are said three times.

As for the lifespan of the cherry tree is not very long, and can not grow very high, do not care about these details.I have lived for 500 years, and I have encountered many hellish things, and there is nothing impossible.For the ups and downs of the past 500 years, we must express our gratitude to Mr. Zhangshu, who is a neighbor, for providing the seeds of the camphor tree, which has increased his good character of insect resistance and frost resistance.

Again, don't pay attention to the details. If you live for a long time, you can see everything.It is allowed that a cherry tree can live for 500 years, but it cannot make the neighbor of the camphor tree next door resistant to drought and frost.Why don't you say that before there was a spinosa tree that wanted to die by itself and ran to the temperate zone.

However, this also allowed him to see the highest state of promiscuity, and when he ejaculated, all of them were children and grandchildren, all of them were spores, spores.Wait, I seem to have forgotten another question - this is not his memory, but the memory of the tree before he came here.Sure enough, it was very boring, if it continued, he would forget how to move his body, and took out the tree roots to let the air out.

Seeing that he had a tendency to get up, the newborn litters of foxes jumped on him immediately. It was really hard work. What did they eat to grow up?At this time, we must attack them without hesitation, otherwise they will definitely go to the house in the future, do nothing.

Lin Lin's face immediately sank, don't ask me how a tree can do such a difficult movement. "A litter of vixen has grown to more than a dozen catties, and turned into a big fat man. How can you seduce a man? Even if you draw blood, you can only draw out a tube of yellow fat!"

The two little foxes were frightened and cried immediately, "Mom, Dad! This cherry tree bullied us and said we were too heavy. We really... are so small and slender."

A two-month-old fox weighing more than fifteen catties is such a grand occasion. It must have lost all the fat on its face, and it is completely meat. balls. meat. balls.I can still cry about my slenderness, and this face is big enough.

The ridiculous thing is that this world is full of unreasonable, fussy, troublesome parents. The two red foxes rushed over quickly, rolling up their sleeves and preparing to fight, "You dead cherry tree, how dare you bully me?" Our child, tell you, if you don't apologize, we will pull out all the bark of your tree, believe it or not!"

"Come on, come on, I'll beat you to pieces first." The many branches on Lin Lin's body moved at the same time, pulling towards several foxes, and kept pulling the fruit on their heads, swarming towards them Launch, "Look at my howitzer, you're all screwed today! Ohohoho!"

Just beating the fox family to the point where they run away with their heads in their arms is considered a complete thing.The mood suddenly became much happier, and I felt that the air in the whole world became fresh. This is probably the so-called empathy effect.

Every time, when the protagonist is in a happy mood, it is a sign of something happening. A huge shadow suddenly flies down from the top of his head, keeps approaching him, and finally lands on him!

What kind of fate is this!It's completely evil. That damned object actually broke all his most vulnerable branches in a row.Ah~~~ The seedlings he carefully protected, he wants to open his eyes to see what kind of bastard it is to do such a thing!It is simply making. People. Send. Fingers.

What caught my eye was a delicate face smeared with blood, looking very gentle and easy to deceive.To put it simply, it's like—the white lotus face that is always in a state of being cheated, no, no, no, it's not accurate, is it the predecessor of Guominhao who will always be replaced?It doesn't seem to be very accurate, but it must be easy to bully.Oops, how come I forgot such an important key word, the steamed stuffed bun male supporting role who was tricked, harmed, and killed to feed a tiger, and made the protagonist stand up.

He stretched out a branch and slapped his face several times, absolutely mercilessly.The man woke up with his eyes blindfolded, and groaned, "Ah, what's wrong with me, I feel like I fell from a very high place."

"Of course, boy, you also broke my branch, have you thought of a way to pay for it?" Lin Lin leaned over with a slumped face, this boy would never escape.

His answer was a short scream, and the man fainted. Once again, human beings are really fragile now. If this continues, how can they easily complete the plan to strengthen the country? There are other dreams , are all impossible.

For his better future, Lin Lin didn't hesitate to pour a basin of water over his head. This kind of bastard should just let him wake up properly.

This time the man woke up much shorter, and he didn't scream. He just hugged his chest tightly like a fragile woman, subconsciously defending himself. This kind of man couldn't be more easily deceived. .

For the first time, Lin Lin kindly handed over a branch of his own, and let the man pick the fruit from it to eat.As a tree that insists on practicing, its fruit also has more energy than usual.Therefore, letting him eat this is a gift to this ordinary human being.

No, is this manifesto too mediocre?However, if you don't want to be a boy, let him run quietly on this road.For the courage of love and justice, I am such a noble tree, the whole tree is about to ripple.

The man took a large piece of fruit from his branch in a very rough and rude manner. He was really too rough and rude, and he was uneducated.Forget it, don't worry about it so much because he almost cried like a fool.

The man choked up and swallowed all the cherries in his hand, and touched his mouth, as if he had found the hope of living again. The bright smile he barely showed was really disgusting. "Well, thank you, Shu... Grandpa Shu, can you tell me how to get out from here?"

"Sir, your wording is very inaccurate." Lin Lin said with a bit of gnashing of teeth, "Everyone is called grandpa, and your grandpa is really too much. I am just a tree age The youth stage, youth! In this comparison, I am much younger than you, and the methods of calculating age in our different races are completely different."

Seeing that face with a bun-like curvature, Lin Lin was furious and said directly: "Where else do you want to go? If you eat my fruit, you will be my slave. Starting today Always follow my command."

Without waiting for the man to react, Lin Lin continued: "You have no right to refuse, look at your own wrist, there is already a green mark belonging to me, you can't escape my control. Now, tell me your name, if you don't want to suffer..."