Bamboo Horse Conspiracy

With all his strength, he grabbed Jun Xuan's abdominal muscles abruptly.

[Look at you still pretending to be like me! 】

[Song Yuan, when did you become smarter? 】Jun Xuan was not angry, but the stomach area really made Song Yuan attack hard, so he slightly frowned his pretty eyebrows.

Without waiting for Song Yuan to blow his hair, he continued, "You have escaped now, and you will be punished to stand in the same way when you go back. Write a self-criticism, why not go out with me." 】

【Where are you going? 】

[Just follow me. 】

Jun Xuan pulled Song Yuan and walked towards the door, Song Yuan was puzzled, it was still in class time, and the guard was still guarding, how dare this guy Jun Xuan go out in a fair manner?

[Uncle Jiang, we have something urgent to go out at home? 】

[There is something urgent at home, so go out quickly. 】The doorman, the old uncle, looked at Junxuan with concern. Who made this handsome gentleman, and he has some relationship with the school leaders at home.

【it is good. 】

Song Yuan and Jun Xuan strutted out under Uncle Jiang's gaze, and Song Yuan's fingers gently pinched the back of Jun Xuan's hand.The pinch was heavy, and he felt a little distressed, but not pinching was not enough to vent his inner dissatisfaction.

So, Jun Xuan felt Song Yuan gently tickling the back of his hand.

【Why are we going out? ] After walking a long way, Song Yuan asked in doubt.

[To meet some of my classmates from the United States. 】

【Why did I go there? 】Song Yuan stopped in his tracks, unwilling to go forward, 【My spoken English is not good, it would be embarrassing to go anywhere together, just to set off your tall image of young master Junxuan, right?Asshole, you did it on purpose, didn't you? 】

[Yes, I did it on purpose. 】Jun Xuan pulled Song Yuan closer, let the idiot bump into his arms without defense,【I purposely let them see how handsome my Song Yuan is.Don't worry, they are all Chinese.Who said that students in the United States must be Americans. 】

Just the word 'handsome' has already greatly satisfied Song Yuan, 【Okay, let's go. 】

After taking the bus for half an hour, the two arrived at a small restaurant.

Seeing that Song Yuan was somewhat puzzled, Jun Xuan explained, 【They want to eat some special dishes, and the dishes from this small place are delicious. 】

After entering the corner inside, Song Yuan saw Junxuan's five friends. Their temperament and dress were similar to those of ordinary students, but they were a little more ruffian.

Song Yuan was enthusiastic when he saw people, and he became acquainted after a while, and he also got a general idea of ​​the origins of these five people.

[Song Yuan, Jun Xuan always told us that you are good-looking, but we didn't believe it at first, but now we see the real person and realize that you are indeed good-looking. 】

When Song Yuan heard it, his face became wrinkled with a smile,【He really said that about me? 】

[That's right, no wonder he doesn't look for a girlfriend, because he has such a good-looking childhood sweetheart by his side. 】One person continued.

The creases on Song Yuan's face gradually flattened, and the tips of his ears gradually became rosy.

【You can't miss Song Yuan. 】Jun Xuan secretly held Song Yuan's hand from under the table, smiling.

[Well, you are protecting your wife. If we missed you, we would have missed you a long time ago. ] One of them laughed and said, 【A friend's wife can't be bullied. 】

Only then did Song Yuan realize that these people knew about his relationship with Junxuan. Now that he was with Junxuan, he wasn't afraid that these friends would know about it. It was just that he felt a lump in his heart when he heard about "protecting his wife". How about becoming this guy's wife?

But these accounts are hard to talk about outside, so I will discuss them with Junxuan when I get home.

Song Yuan was planning to go home and fight with Junxuan in his heart, and the five friends of Junxuan chatted non-stop, [Junxuan, we are the ones who are most dedicated to you. I like Song Yuan, it has been more than ten years, and it still hasn't changed.It's not bad if it can last for three months with us.You said, if Song Yuan doesn't like men, he likes women, you may have to wait for many years. 】

Song Yuan stopped talking, Jun Xuan liked him for more than ten years, and it started when he was a child. How could I remember that this guy always bullied me when I was young, and when I recalled it, I blurted out, [Jun Xuan, you have known that you like people since you were young , You developed too early. 】

Song Yuan opened his eyes wide, looking at Jun Xuan suspiciously.

The five people next to him looked at each other. Shouldn't Song Yuan be moved by Jun Xuan's liking for him? Why did he focus on 'premature'?

[Yeah, I am very precocious. 】Jun Xuan smiled, and leaned closer to Song Yuan's ear,【especially the bottom. 】

Song Yuan realized what Jun Xuan meant after he paused for two seconds. He shook off Jun Xuan's hand, biting his back molars, thinking in his heart that sooner or later he would counterattack this person.

Several people gathered together for lunch, went to karaoke in the afternoon, and had dinner again. Finally, when it was evening and proposed to go to the bar, Song Yuan's eyes lit up.He played very happily all day today, and of course he didn't want to miss the evening's activities.

But before he happily went with them, Jun Xuan carried him back by the collar, saying that the two of them had something to do and they would not go together.

Song Yuan walked back sullenly, cocked his head, and resolutely ignored Jun Xuan. This guy saw that he and his friends were having fun, and became jealous, so he stopped letting himself play.

Jun Xuan went to hold Song Yuan's hand, and Song Yuan quickly put it in his pocket.

Jun Xuan withdrew his hand, 【Do you know where they are going? 】

[The bar.Didn't I say it, you are an idiot. 】

[Minors are not allowed to enter that place. 】

[Aren't they also minors? ] Song Yuan retorted.

[They went there to find women, don't you want to go there too? 】

Song Yuan stopped talking, and Jun Xuan continued, 【I actually didn't want to bring you here to meet them, but after all, they are related to my family's business.Song Yuan, I just want to hide you in my pocket. I carry it alone, and no one can see you. 】

Song Yuan blushed when he heard such affectionate words, but he said, [I've become smaller and hid in your pocket, what should I do if you pinched me to death with your fingers? 】

[Stupid, why am I willing to crush you to death? 】

[Why can't you bear it? ] Song Yuan suddenly remembered that he didn't write the test paper, 【You knew that I didn't write the test paper, so why are you willing to punish me? 】

【Didn't I come out to accompany you? 】

[Is it the same nature? 】

[You think the teacher is a vegetarian, I can go to the medical room for a day, they should know about our skipping class in a short while. 】

[Then you still...? 】 Song Yuan was completely puzzled.

[How can I not skip a class in high school? 】

Song Yuan was ashamed for this reason, this guy has done so many things, just to satisfy his desire to skip class, but why drag me down, I am a good student.

Chapter 36

Song Yuan sat on the chair with one hand resting on his chin, thinking hard about how he could bravely make a counterattack, this kind of feeling felt a bit unrequited love.

When the noisy man saw him, he couldn't help being gossipy, and leaned into Song Yuan's ear to gloat, 【Song Yuan, do you still like Su Biruo? 】

【ah? 】 Song Yuan was in a daze, and didn't pay attention to what the noisy man said.

But in the eyes of Noisy Man, it looks like a sad look of being abandoned, and he can't help but sympathize with Song Yuan. He is also a handsome guy after all, why he likes to hang himself on a tree.

He patted Song Yuan on the shoulder, and said clearly, 【I know that Su Biruo has found another boyfriend now, but her boyfriend is not as handsome or tall as you, but he has more money than you. 】

Song Yuan finally understood what the Noisy Man said, and he didn't care who Su Biruo was looking for, but as soon as Su Biruo's name was mentioned, he remembered that she had taken a fancy to the fact that Jun Xuan had dumped her.

Although I have established a relationship with Junxuan now, this kind of thing is related to the dignity of a man.

So, Song Yuan patted the noisy man on the shoulder with his big hand, as if they were good buddies, [Brother, who do you think is more handsome, Jun Xuan or me? 】

Noisy Man looked at Junxuan, then at Song Yuan in front of him, he felt that both of them were handsome, but narcissistically felt that they were a little less handsome than himself.Knowing that he was not satisfied with what he said, Song Yuan would definitely get angry, so he said out of conscience, 【You are handsome. 】

[Which one is stronger, more fierce, me or him? 】

[You are fierce. 】

[Then why do those girls like to surround him? ] Song Yuan glanced at Jun Xuan's direction, and another girl was holding her homework book and went to ask about her homework shyly.

[Uh,] The noisy man choked suddenly, [Because, uh, it's because they have bad eyesight and don't know how to appreciate it.They don't even like a handsome man like me. 】

Looking at the oily pimple on the noisy man's forehead, Song Yuan deeply felt that the word 'handsome' was ruined, but he didn't feel wronged at all when he put it on himself, and he felt better immediately.

Song Yuan withdrew his hand on the noisy man's shoulder, and wanted to ignore the huge pimple, but he had endured it for several months, and the pimple not only didn't go away, but it was getting worse, [You Why is the 'tumor' on the head still not healed? 】

【What' tumor'? 】

Song Yuan pointed to his forehead, 【Malignant tumor. 】

The noisy man was already worried about this acne to death, but when Ben Songyuan said it so blindly, his face turned green immediately, full of embarrassment, and said, [It's late, it's hopeless. ], turned his head and looked at Song Yuan's smooth and fair face, envious and jealous, 【Song Yuan, how do you take care of your face? Why is it smoother these days than before? 】

[Take care of me, I'm a big man, not a woman. 】

The noisy man responded repeatedly, but he was thinking in his heart that he had heard that sleeping with other people would improve his skin. This is true for women, but it also works for men.But Song Yuan broke up with Miss Su for a long time, so the effect could be lasting.It seems that I have to find a woman to try it for a while.

When the class bell rang, Song Yuan and Jun Xuan had already exchanged eye contact for several rounds.

After understanding the meaning in each other's eyes, Song Yuan stared, 【What were you whispering to that girl just now? 】

[Teach her to do her homework. 】

[What are you doing so close? 】

【Song Yuan, are you jealous? ] Jun Xuan narrowed his eyes slightly, with a smile on his lips, 【If you are jealous, I will stop teaching those girls. 】

【I am not jealous. 】Song Yuan glanced, and stopped looking at Jun Xuan's triumphant face.

The Chinese teacher cleared his throat, glanced at the people who were most likely to bow their heads, and even saved the step of standing up in class, and suddenly raised his voice, [Bring out the test paper you made at home, let's talk about it. 】

Hearing the 'examination paper', Song Yuan realized that what was lying in his schoolbag was a blank paper.

No matter what, I can't hide it. The Chinese teacher is an old witch with piercing eyes. She likes to walk around the classroom while passing the test papers, and read everyone's test papers by the way.

Song Yuan took advantage of the old witch wandering around in front of him, and used the books piled up high to make up his homework. He only wrote one question before he was caught by the teacher.

【Song Yuan, I'm just talking about multiple-choice questions. You don't need to write so many words. Why is your pen moving all the time? 】

Song Yuan stood up, momentarily at a loss for words.

The old witch walked like flying, called a runaway wild horse, scanned the test paper on the table, her face immediately turned into a purple eggplant, 【Why don't you write?Do you think that if you have good grades, you can do whatever you want? 】

【no. 】

[Then why don't you write? 】

[I, I forgot. 】

It's okay not to say, after finishing speaking, the female teacher's expression has completely become that of Song Yuan who often eats Peking duck, [Go out. 】

Song Yuan stood outside the door and cursed at Jun Xuan countless times in his heart, just when he couldn't find a better word to curse, a person suddenly came beside him.

【Why did you come out too? 】

【Come to accompany you. 】Jun Xuan leaned against the wall, stretched out a hand and flicked Song Yuan's forehead lightly.

【Didn't you finish your fucking homework? ! 】

【yes.I told the old hag that my stomach was not feeling well and I was going to the school hospital to have a look. 】

Song Yuan's anger turned into worry in an instant. He reached out and touched Jun Xuan's stomach, and asked angrily, 【You were fine just now, why did you suddenly feel uncomfortable? 】

【do not know why. 】Jun Xuan showed a bit of pain on his face, he held Song Yuan's hand and couldn't stop stroking it.

Song Yuan, who had been eaten tofu, didn't realize it, imitating the way Wang Xinmei rubbed his stomach before, rubbing Jun Xuan's stomach gently and gently, 【Can you go to the hospital by yourself? 】

【cannot.You go with me. 】

[I am standing still as a punishment. 】Looking at Jun Xuan's increasingly painful expression, Song Yuan softened his heart, 【I will show kindness and accompany you for a while. ] At worst, come back and write a review.

As soon as he walked out of the teaching building, Song Yuan realized that something was wrong. Jun Xuan looked at himself enjoying himself, and the smile on his mouth was not like that of a sick person.

Moreover, the most important thing is that his hand has been touched by this person erotically.

Originally, he was rubbing his stomach well, but Song Yuan suddenly pulled Jun Xuan's abdominal muscles forcefully.

[Look at you still pretending to be like me! 】

[Song Yuan, when did you become smarter? 】Jun Xuan was not angry, but the stomach area really made Song Yuan attack hard, so he slightly frowned his pretty eyebrows.

Without waiting for Song Yuan to blow his hair, he continued, "You have escaped now, and you will be punished to stand in the same way when you go back. Write a self-criticism, why not go out with me." 】

【Where are you going? 】

[Just follow me. 】

Jun Xuan pulled Song Yuan and walked towards the door, Song Yuan was puzzled, it was still in class time, and the guard was still guarding, how dare this guy Jun Xuan go out in a fair manner?

[Uncle Jiang, we have something urgent to go out at home? 】

[There is something urgent at home, so go out quickly. 】The doorman, the old uncle, looked at Junxuan with concern. Who made this handsome gentleman, and he has some relationship with the school leaders at home.

【it is good. 】

Song Yuan and Jun Xuan strutted out under Uncle Jiang's gaze, and Song Yuan's fingers gently pinched the back of Jun Xuan's hand.The pinch was heavy, and he felt a little distressed, but not pinching was not enough to vent his inner dissatisfaction.

So, Jun Xuan felt Song Yuan gently tickling the back of his hand.

【Why are we going out? ] After walking a long way, Song Yuan asked in doubt.

[To meet some of my classmates from the United States. 】

【Why did I go there? 】Song Yuan stopped in his tracks, unwilling to go forward, 【My spoken English is not good, it would be embarrassing to go anywhere together, just to set off your tall image of young master Junxuan, right?Asshole, you did it on purpose, didn't you? 】

[Yes, I did it on purpose. 】Jun Xuan pulled Song Yuan closer, let the idiot bump into his arms without defense,【I purposely let them see how handsome my Song Yuan is.Don't worry, they are all Chinese.Who said that students in the United States must be Americans. 】

Just the word 'handsome' has already greatly satisfied Song Yuan, 【Okay, let's go. 】

After taking the bus for half an hour, the two arrived at a small restaurant.

Seeing that Song Yuan was somewhat puzzled, Jun Xuan explained, 【They want to eat some special dishes, and the dishes from this small place are delicious. 】

After entering the corner inside, Song Yuan saw Junxuan's five friends. Their temperament and dress were similar to those of ordinary students, but they were a little more ruffian.

Song Yuan was enthusiastic when he saw people, and he became acquainted after a while, and he also got a general idea of ​​the origins of these five people.

[Song Yuan, Jun Xuan always told us that you are good-looking, but we didn't believe it at first, but now we see the real person and realize that you are indeed good-looking. 】

When Song Yuan heard it, his face became wrinkled with a smile,【He really said that about me? 】

[That's right, no wonder he doesn't look for a girlfriend, because he has such a good-looking childhood sweetheart by his side. 】One person continued.

The creases on Song Yuan's face gradually flattened, and the tips of his ears gradually became rosy.

【You can't miss Song Yuan. 】Jun Xuan secretly held Song Yuan's hand from under the table, smiling.

[Well, you are protecting your wife. If we missed you, we would have missed you a long time ago. ] One of them laughed and said, 【A friend's wife can't be bullied. 】

Only then did Song Yuan realize that these people knew about his relationship with Junxuan. Now that he was with Junxuan, he wasn't afraid that these friends would know about it. It was just that he felt a lump in his heart when he heard about "protecting his wife". How about becoming this guy's wife?

But these accounts are hard to talk about outside, so I will discuss them with Junxuan when I get home.

Song Yuan was planning to go home and fight with Junxuan in his heart, and the five friends of Junxuan chatted non-stop, [Junxuan, we are the ones who are most dedicated to you. I like Song Yuan, it has been more than ten years, and it still hasn't changed.It's not bad if it can last for three months with us.You said, if Song Yuan doesn't like men, he likes women, you may have to wait for many years. 】

Song Yuan stopped talking, Jun Xuan liked him for more than ten years, and it started when he was a child. How could I remember that this guy always bullied me when I was young, and when I recalled it, I blurted out, [Jun Xuan, you have known that you like people since you were young , You developed too early. 】

Song Yuan opened his eyes wide, looking at Jun Xuan suspiciously.

The five people next to him looked at each other. Shouldn't Song Yuan be moved by Jun Xuan's liking for him? Why did he focus on 'premature'?

[Yeah, I am very precocious. 】Jun Xuan smiled, and leaned closer to Song Yuan's ear,【especially the bottom. 】

Song Yuan realized what Jun Xuan meant after he paused for two seconds. He shook off Jun Xuan's hand, biting his back molars, thinking in his heart that sooner or later he would counterattack this person.

Several people gathered together for lunch, went to karaoke in the afternoon, and had dinner again. Finally, when it was evening and proposed to go to the bar, Song Yuan's eyes lit up.He played very happily all day today, and of course he didn't want to miss the evening's activities.

But before he happily went with them, Jun Xuan carried him back by the collar, saying that the two of them had something to do and they would not go together.

Song Yuan walked back sullenly, cocked his head, and resolutely ignored Jun Xuan. This guy saw that he and his friends were having fun, and became jealous, so he stopped letting himself play.

Jun Xuan went to hold Song Yuan's hand, and Song Yuan quickly put it in his pocket.

Jun Xuan withdrew his hand, 【Do you know where they are going? 】

[The bar.Didn't I say it, you are an idiot. 】

[Minors are not allowed to enter that place. 】

[Aren't they also minors? ] Song Yuan retorted.

[They went there to find women, don't you want to go there too? 】

Song Yuan stopped talking, and Jun Xuan continued, 【I actually didn't want to bring you here to meet them, but after all, they are related to my family's business.Song Yuan, I just want to hide you in my pocket. I carry it alone, and no one can see you. 】

Song Yuan blushed when he heard such affectionate words, but he said, [I've become smaller and hid in your pocket, what should I do if you pinched me to death with your fingers? 】

[Stupid, why am I willing to crush you to death? 】

[Why can't you bear it? ] Song Yuan suddenly remembered that he didn't write the test paper, 【You knew that I didn't write the test paper, so why are you willing to punish me? 】

【Didn't I come out to accompany you? 】

[Is it the same nature? 】

[You think the teacher is a vegetarian, I can go to the medical room for a day, they should know about our skipping class in a short while. 】

[Then you still...? 】 Song Yuan was completely puzzled.

[How can I not skip a class in high school? 】

Song Yuan was ashamed for this reason, this guy has done so many things, just to satisfy his desire to skip class, but why drag me down, I am a good student.

Chapter 37

The two walked back slowly, and after dinner, Jun Xuan grabbed Song Yuan's arm as they walked past a furniture store.

【What's wrong? ] Song Yuan asked.

[You forgot, the curtains in our house were burned. 】

Song Yuan seemed to think that these curtains were similar, when the delivery lady introduced them to them, Song Yuan took a look at Jun Xuan, 【Just buy one, I'm dazzled by these colorful ones. 】

[How about buying this? 】Jun Xuan pointed to a pink lace curtain, full of girlish atmosphere.

[I'm not a woman, so if I buy something pink, I'll just buy this one. 】Song Yuan pointed with his big hand, pointing to a dark blue curtain with dark patterns.

The curtains were packed, and not far from the store, Song Yuan saw the noisy man flirting with a girl.He quickly pulled Jun Xuan into a corridor, and pointed his finger on his lips to signal Jun Xuan not to speak.

Holding his breath and concentrating, he tilted his body, revealing one eye to watch the noisy man's movements.

[Tell me, why don't you like me? 】The noisy man asked.

【Because our personalities don't match. 】The girl took two steps back, shaking off the noisy man's hand that was holding her arm.

[But, we haven't gotten along yet, how do you know that our personalities don't match? 】

【intuition. 】

[Then how about we go everywhere and see if our personalities match up? 】

【no. 】

【Why? 】The noisy man is unrelenting.

The girl finally couldn't help it anymore, [Because you have too many pimples on your face, especially the pimple on your forehead, it's really scary, it's almost like a tumor. 】

The noisy man was petrified, and his heart was severely wounded, which made him unable to recover for a long time. Poor noisy man, before the desire to have sex has even a sign, it is completely useless.

Song Yuan covered his mouth and almost laughed out loud, he didn't expect the noisy man to be quite coquettish, the pimple was like a 'tumor', he didn't expect his own adjective to be used by others.

Because the noisy man hadn't gone far, Song Yuan almost died of laughter.

After he finished laughing and the noisy man left, he turned around and found that Jun Xuan had been staring at him.

【What are you looking at? 】

[You have a lump of bird shit on your head. 】

When Song Yuan touched his head, there was indeed a small lump of white bird feces, sticky on his fingers, and he wiped it on Jun Xuan's clothes in disgust.

Then move forward with peace of mind.

After Song Yuan and Jun Xuan finished installing the curtains at home, they didn't ask someone to repaint the walls and replace a cabinet until Saturday.Although there was only a small change, Song Yuan felt as if he had a new look.

Song Yuan looked at the curtains he had chosen at random, and the more he looked at it, the more pleasing it was to his eyes, and the happier he looked, the happy result was that he thought he hadn't seen Songsong for a long time, and called Songsong to come to Juju.

Su Jin came, and the corresponding Si Yang also followed.

Seeing Song Yuan is like seeing relatives, but Song Yuan doesn't like to see the relatives' family members very much, because Si Yang always cuts off his phone calls.

After the four of them had dinner, while Jun Xuan was washing the dishes, Song Yuan sat next to Su Jin and the two chatted in a low voice.Si Yang wanted to get close to Su Jin, but Song Yuan called out in disgust, 【Sit farther away, I have something to say to Song Song. 】

Si Yang ignored Song Yuan and sat directly next to Su Jin.

Song Yuan watched Su Jin's hand covering Si Yang's hand, and then said softly, 【You'd better move over, I'll talk to Song Yuan for a while. 】

Then Si Yang really sat at the corner, switched channels with the remote control, and deliberately turned up his voice.

Song Yuan was completely shocked.

[How did you make Si Yang listen to you so much? 】

[That's it. ] Su Jin replied innocently.

[It's incredible. 】Song Yuan sighed, 【Why has Jun Xuan never heard what I said. 】

【What did you ask Junxuan to do? 】

【I asked him to wash the toilet. 】

Su Jin, […]

Several black lines appeared on Su Jin's face. The house was often cleaned by housekeepers. After a long while, he asked, 【Why did you ask Junxuan to clean? 】

[Isn't it because the aunt who often comes to our house is sick, Jun Xuan said to get another one, and I said why not just clean it myself.Then Jun Xuan was not happy. 】

Seeing Su Jin looking at him, Song Yuan added, 【Si Yang will definitely listen to you at this time. 】

Su Jin thumped, thinking of Si Yang squatting washing the toilet, she felt a chill, let herself do the housework.

【The matter you asked me last time, how did it go? 】Su Jin changed the subject and thought of Song Yuan asking why he was in pain.

【Well, I already understand. 】The expression on Song Yuan's face was a little unnatural, after all, it's better not to say about his failure in counterattack.

【Are you still in pain? 】Su Jin's small face was flushed, and she asked with some embarrassment.

【Are you still in pain? ] Song Yuan asked rhetorically.

[Uh,] Su Jin lowered her head, her breath was hot when she spoke, [Actually, I think it's pretty good. 】

【Actually, it doesn't hurt too much now. 】 Song Yuan lowered his voice, feeling a little embarrassed.

During this period of time, I don't know if it's the result of my own adaptation, or Junxuan's technique is getting better and better. When I was in bed, I and Junxuan could be said to be in harmony with each other.

[However,] Song Yuan paused, 【Have you tried, um, that, this, er, that's um, the other way around. 】

Su Jin stared at Song Yuan, but she didn't guess what Song Yuan wanted to express for a long time. She looked at Song Yuan with round eyes, full of doubts, 【What the hell are you talking about? 】

【that is. ] Song Yuan rubbed his trouser legs with his fingers, so how can I open my mouth, but I really want to know, 【Have you ever overwhelmed Si Yang? 】

Seeing that Su Jin's face turned red again, Song Yuan lowered his head a little, wishing he could get into the cracks in the ground, then shook his head slightly, 【No. 】

[You never thought about pressing him? ] Now that the first question has been asked, Song Yuan continued to ask without caring.

【have not thought.Why should I press him? ] Glancing at Si Yang, who was a head taller next to him, he thought, he must be able to counterattack.

[Of course, you have to make that guy hurt once. 】

Su Jin saw that Song Yuan's physique was not inferior to Jun Xuan's, and he knew Taekwondo. It is reasonable to say that according to Song Yuan's conditions, it is not impossible to counterattack.However, Song Yuan has been eaten to death since he was a child, and Jun Xuan will know about any tricks, let alone a counterattack, unless Jun Xuan himself agrees.

Of course, Su Jin didn't know whether Song Yuan could not do anything with Jun Xuan's consent.

Su Jin thought over and over again, and felt that it was better to persuade Song Yuan to die, 【Song Yuan, I don't think this kind of thing should be bothered. 】

Originally thought that Su Jin would stand by her side and help her with ideas, but she didn't expect Su Jin to have no thoughts of counterattack. Song Yuan raised his voice when he got excited, [Of course you have to care about it! 】

[What do you care about? 】Jun Xuan just came out after washing the dishes.

[Concern——] Song Yuan's eyes signaled for Su Jin to make a rescue, but Su Jin looked at him with big eyes and small eyes. Song Yuan subconsciously picked his fingers, and then opened his mouth and said, [Careful dog born Female dog or male dog? 】

[Su Jin's dog is about to give birth? ] Jun Xuan asked with a smile.

[Yes, I'm six months pregnant, my belly is so big and tight, isn't it? 】

[Song Yuan, dogs can give birth after two months of pregnancy. 】Su Jin explained with a black face, Song Yuan, you have to be decent when you lie.

【ah? 】Song Yuan rubbed his head, wishing he could strangle himself to death, 【I misremembered, that means she was pregnant for a month, right? 】

[Song Yuan. 】As soon as Su Jin opened his mouth, he saw Song Yuan looking at him fiercely.

[Slack, your dog is very cute, isn't it? 】Before Su Jin came and nodded, Song Yuan turned to look at Junxuan again, 【Their dog is very cute. 】

【Are you cute? 】Jun Xuan stared at his little idiot amusedly, 【How do I remember that his dog is very small, and I didn't hear that he was pregnant. 】

[Song Yuan. 】Su Jin was about to answer again in a low voice, but saw Song Yuan's murderous eyes sent over. Si Yang sat next to him at some point, and squeezed his hand to signal him not to talk anymore.

Su Jin didn't speak, Song Yuan continued to fabricate his lies, 【I can't let you know everything, why did you care about their dog, last time Songsong even sent me a photo of that dog.I said it should be a male dog. 】

【oh?Are you so sure? 】Jun Xuan took two steps closer, sat on the armrest of the sofa next to Song Yuan, and put his hands on Song Yuan's shoulders.

【certainly. 】 Song Yuan nodded firmly.

[However, their domestic dog is a male dog. 】

Chapter 37

The two walked back slowly, and after dinner, Jun Xuan grabbed Song Yuan's arm as they walked past a furniture store.

【What's wrong? ] Song Yuan asked.

[You forgot, the curtains in our house were burned. 】

Song Yuan seemed to think that these curtains were similar, when the delivery lady introduced them to them, Song Yuan took a look at Jun Xuan, 【Just buy one, I'm dazzled by these colorful ones. 】

[How about buying this? 】Jun Xuan pointed to a pink lace curtain, full of girlish atmosphere.

[I'm not a woman, so if I buy something pink, I'll just buy this one. 】Song Yuan pointed with his big hand, pointing to a dark blue curtain with dark patterns.

The curtains were packed, and not far from the store, Song Yuan saw the noisy man flirting with a girl.He quickly pulled Jun Xuan into a corridor, and pointed his finger on his lips to signal Jun Xuan not to speak.

Holding his breath and concentrating, he tilted his body, revealing one eye to watch the noisy man's movements.

[Tell me, why don't you like me? 】The noisy man asked.

【Because our personalities don't match. 】The girl took two steps back, shaking off the noisy man's hand that was holding her arm.

[But, we haven't gotten along yet, how do you know that our personalities don't match? 】

【intuition. 】

[Then how about we go everywhere and see if our personalities match up? 】

【no. 】

【Why? 】The noisy man is unrelenting.

The girl finally couldn't help it anymore, [Because you have too many pimples on your face, especially the pimple on your forehead, it's really scary, it's almost like a tumor. 】

The noisy man was petrified, and his heart was severely wounded, which made him unable to recover for a long time. Poor noisy man, before the desire to have sex has even a sign, it is completely useless.

Song Yuan covered his mouth and almost laughed out loud, he didn't expect the noisy man to be quite coquettish, the pimple was like a 'tumor', he didn't expect his own adjective to be used by others.

Because the noisy man hadn't gone far, Song Yuan almost died of laughter.

After he finished laughing and the noisy man left, he turned around and found that Jun Xuan had been staring at him.

【What are you looking at? 】

[You have a lump of bird shit on your head. 】

When Song Yuan touched his head, there was indeed a small lump of white bird feces, sticky on his fingers, and he wiped it on Jun Xuan's clothes in disgust.

Then move forward with peace of mind.

After Song Yuan and Jun Xuan finished installing the curtains at home, they didn't ask someone to repaint the walls and replace a cabinet until Saturday.Although there was only a small change, Song Yuan felt as if he had a new look.

Song Yuan looked at the curtains he had chosen at random, and the more he looked at it, the more pleasing it was to his eyes, and the happier he looked, the happy result was that he thought he hadn't seen Songsong for a long time, and called Songsong to come to Juju.

Su Jin came, and the corresponding Si Yang also followed.

Seeing Song Yuan is like seeing relatives, but Song Yuan doesn't like to see the relatives' family members very much, because Si Yang always cuts off his phone calls.

After the four of them had dinner, while Jun Xuan was washing the dishes, Song Yuan sat next to Su Jin and the two chatted in a low voice.Si Yang wanted to get close to Su Jin, but Song Yuan called out in disgust, 【Sit farther away, I have something to say to Song Song. 】

Si Yang ignored Song Yuan and sat directly next to Su Jin.

Song Yuan watched Su Jin's hand covering Si Yang's hand, and then said softly, 【You'd better move over, I'll talk to Song Yuan for a while. 】

Then Si Yang really sat at the corner, switched channels with the remote control, and deliberately turned up his voice.