Bamboo Horse Conspiracy

In the middle, the tongue twitched intentionally in Song Yuan's mouth, doing the work of passing the chocolate overbearingly and forcefully, almost swallowing the chocolate with difficulty.

Song Yuan's face was flushed red, and he swallowed in embarrassment, which made him wake up with a start. He pushed Jun Xuan away forcefully, panting heavily, and the body fluid mixed with chocolate flowed down the corner of his mouth.

"Bastard, uh-uh-" The word "egg" was still stuck in her throat, but her lips were covered again.The domineering kiss seemed to be abusive, and he was not allowed to escape and resist.The tongue slid over his teeth, licking the upper arm of his mouth, sweeping every place forcefully.

Chapter 8

"Hum--, um-- um--", the word "egg" was still stuck in her throat, but her lips were covered again.The domineering kiss seemed to be abusive, and he was not allowed to escape and resist.His tongue slid over his teeth, licking the roof of his mouth, sweeping every place forcefully.

Song Yuan obviously didn't adapt to such a domineering Junxuan. The moment of astonishment and sluggishness made him forget to resist, and let the slippery tongue entangle himself, it seemed to be temptation, it seemed to be infatuated, and the body fluid was in each other's mouth. The mouth is exchanging, and there is a faint fragrance of chocolate.

Suddenly, his kiss became gentle, biting and licking his upper lip lightly, with pity and pampering, rolling to the corner of his mouth, sticking out his tongue to gently lick away the body fluid left by him.The movements of his hands didn't stop, his slender fingers slid down Song Yuan's thin shoulders, stopped at his waist and slipped into his pajamas, stroking his distinct ribs, what he felt was slippery.The palm continued to explore, lingering on the chest of his chest, it seemed that something was rubbing on Jun Xuan's fingers on his chest, and there was a change slowly, a stream of electric current quickly spread to all limbs, Song Yuan couldn't help moaning With an "ah", I woke up suddenly.

"What are you doing! Bastard."

"Hush." ​​Jun Xuan stretched out the index finger of his right hand and put it on his lips, dissatisfied that Song Yuan interrupted his movements.He leaned down, wanting to kiss those sweet lips again.

"You bastard!" A fist was forcefully swung to Jun Xuan's face, full of anger and disbelief.

Caught off guard, he was hit by that punch, and the pain came from his cheeks sharply. There was a little bloodshot from the corner of his mouth, thinking about the beauty of the lips that had become bright red from the kiss.Wiping the blood from his mouth with his fingers, he said in a nonchalant tone, "What's wrong?"

"What's the matter? You asked me what's the matter? Why did you want to kiss me?" The traces of the drying body fluid at the corner of the mouth became more and more obvious under the bright light.

"Song Yuan, you seem to have misunderstood. I'm not kissing you, I'm just feeding you chocolate." Just chocolate?This feeding method is too unique, no, it's not unique to Jun Xuan, a guy with a human face and a beast heart, but why do I still follow his steps? It's so fucking evil.

"Uh, even if that's the case. Then why do you still want to touch Lao Tzu's chest? It's been a long time, but I finally feel that it's a bit embarrassing to be attacked by a man, or a person I have always hated." and shame.

"Oh, that. Haven't you been practicing taekwondo? I just want to check how you're doing, and you're qualified to have a fight with me."

It turned out that this was the case, Jun Xuan was so insidious, he was always on guard against himself, for fear that he would overtake him one day. (Song Yuan, why did you forget that you were inspected by him in the shower, er, well, on-site inspection is Junxuan's style.) "Why, you suspect that I am not qualified?"

"Well, as far as it is concerned, it is not qualified yet." It is not qualified, the current body is too young, and the time has not yet come.

"Hmph, I will beat you one day, what are you proud of!" I have practiced taekwondo for so long, but I can't practice it for nothing, just wait for you to find your teeth all over the place, hehehe.

"Bah, Song Yuan, you're too aggressive." Jun Xuan touched his cheek, and the pain came immediately, "Go downstairs and get an ice cube to apply to me."

"No, you asked for it yourself." Who told you to feed me chocolate and secretly check my body.

"It's okay not to go, but, if my face is swollen tomorrow and my handsomeness is ruined, Auntie will ask—"

"You!" He clenched his fist again, but let it go again. "Okay, I'll go downstairs to get you ice cubes right away, just wait."

The autumn night is very quiet, the black ink is smeared on the sky, forming a large area of ​​ink painting, and the occasional wind blows, mixed with a touch of warm poetry.

This poetic feeling was completely gone in Junxuan's room, "Here, apply it yourself."

"I want you to apply it to me." A natural tone, a natural expression.

"no!"

"If Auntie asks tomorrow—"

"You, damn it." Angrily, he took a towel wrapped in ice cubes and applied it to Jun Xuan's face, his attitude was extremely perfunctory.

"Hiss—" Song Yuan's rude actions made him feel even more painful, "Song Yuan, take it easy."

After a pause, he exerted even more force, "Why are you talking so much nonsense, why don't you do it yourself."

"I miss Auntie—" Qiao Bian's voice came again leisurely, with a slightly threatening tone clearly revealed.

"You!" He pursed his lips tightly, ripped out a mouthful of bright white teeth, felt depressed in his heart, but the movements of his hands were much gentler.

"Well, that's right." Looking up at Song Yuan who was staring at him, Jun Xuan's tone was full of slyness.

Phew——, a little intolerance will lead to big plans, don't speak, ignore him, silence, silence, silence, silence is golden, Song Yuan warned himself over and over again.

"Song Yuan, move your hand up a little bit."

"Song Yuan, move more lightly."

"Song Yuan, this ice cube is not enough, go down and get it again."

Forbearance, forbearance, forbearance, forbearance, forbearance, forbearance, forbearance.

"Song Yuan, I find your lips are red, really attractive."

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, Song Yuan's anger has already rushed to the top of his head, "Bastard, can you shut up, shut up, if you say another word, I will punch you again. If you want to tell my mother, tell my mother. I am not afraid."

"Well, good." The rare meekness, did not threaten Wang Xinmei, Song Yuan felt a little uncomfortable.Tonight's Jun Xuan was indeed a little abnormal. When did he ever pass normally, but the docile Jun Xuan really made him stunned.

"Well, that's good." Slightly unnatural, she subconsciously slowed down her tone towards Jun Xuan.

For a while, the room became much quieter.One was half leaning on the bed and looking gently at the person who applied his face, and the other was sitting on the edge of the bed holding a towel and gently taking care of the person on the bed.One with a smile in his eyes, handsome and enviable, and the other with soft eyes and a handsome appearance that is admirable.Like a pair of delicate and warm words, the people who originally raised their eyebrows facing each other are surprisingly harmonious at this time.

"Better."

"It still hurts, you can apply it again." In fact, it is much better, but Song Yuan, who is so obedient, really wants to see more.

After a while, Song Yuan asked again patiently: "You, are you feeling better?"

"Bah, it still hurts."

After slipping away again in a few minutes, Song Yuan couldn't bear to ask: "How about it, it's time to get these things done."

"Yeah, but it still hurts."

After another few minutes of drifting away, Song Yuan asked impatiently, "It must be better this time. Huh?"

"It's better, but—"

"Bastard. You can't stop! If it hurts, it will kill you."

Well, there is no word "harmony" in the room at this time.Under Song Yuan's roar, Jun Xuan finally compromised. (Because Song Yuan's obedient appearance is almost appreciated by him.)

It was already late at night when the two finally turned off the lights and fell asleep.Wearing a thin quilt, the two slept together.Thinking about it carefully, it has been three years since the two slept together last time.At that time, Song Yuan and Jun Xuan were still in the fourth grade of elementary school, and Song Yuan's hatred had reached the point of incompatibility.The reason is that Jun Xuan has been ranked No.1 in the class five times in a row. You must know that Song Yuan and Jun Xuan have always been on the same level before. Forgiving.It's fine that my mother at home prefers him, and it's fine that the classmates in school admire him, but it's rare for me to be able to gain some love and attention through my grades, and Jun Xuan has ruthlessly snatched such an opportunity.

No, absolutely not.Song Yuan decided that since he was overwhelmed in studies, he would win back in martial arts.The two meet as soon as possible, and never leave any scars to prevent parents from worrying, this is exactly what Song Yuan thought, as long as Jun Xuan loses, it will be fine, so that his face will be restored.If she hurt him, mom would still have to blame herself.Song Yuan quickly hooked his fist, intending to play a trick to lock Jun Xuan's throat.However, before it could be implemented, Jun Xuan threw him over his shoulder and knocked him to the ground.

Shame, Song Yuan felt that his self-esteem had been severely hurt.Since then, even though Junxuan graciously invited him, tried his best to please him, and tried all kinds of tricks, Song Yuan insisted on ignoring Junxuan, especially not sharing a bed with him.To share a bed with an enemy is simply an insult to Chiguoguo.

But tonight, after a lot of trouble, the two slept in the same bed, Song Yuan completely forgot that he was his enemy, and slept extremely peacefully, falling asleep in a short while.

Hearing the long and steady breathing in his ears, Jun Xuan knew that Song Yuan had fallen asleep.He turned over and gently held Song Yuan in his arms.Stretching out a hand to caress Song Yuan's soft hair, then stroking his eyebrows, his eyes, and his cheeks, they pause at the corners of his lips, and the corners of his mouth slightly grinned.The bright moonlight shrouded the two of them like a layer of mist through the window. Under the moonlight, the eyebrows and eyes of the sleeping person were not as handsome as in the daytime, but much softer.

Leaning down slightly, the kiss was like a dragonfly's touch.Holding the body in his arms tighter, closing his eyes, Jun Xuan also fell asleep peacefully, having a good night's dream.Outside the window, the wind in autumn is also much warmer and more pleasant.

Early in the morning, Song Yuan opened his eyes in a half-dream and half-awake state, and in front of him was a magnified handsome face.Could it be that he was still dreaming, blinking his eyes vigorously, and reconfirmed, how could it still be this face?What was even more frustrating was that I was snuggling into his arms, the guy's arms were still around my waist, this posture was really ambiguous.

"Ah, bastard!" Pushing away the person hugging her with all her might, she sat up in a panic.

"What's wrong?" Jun Xuan rubbed his misty eyes, apparently just woke up from a dream, and his mind is still not clear.

"Bastard, why did you sneak up on me at night?"

Sneak attack?What sneak attack?Jun Xuan looked at Song Yuan in bewilderment, his eyes were still full of sleepiness after waking up.

When did he sneak attack, how did he sneak attack, oh my god, why is this guy pretending to be stupid!

Chapter 9

"Oh? Then tell me how I sneaked up on you." After a while, Jun Xuan had recovered from his sleepy eyes, and asked leisurely, stretching out his left hand to support his head.The messy hair was casually placed on the forehead, giving birth to a kind of casual beauty.

"Did you secretly check my abdominal muscles and arms when I was asleep, and you wanted to be ready to surpass me at any time! Don't you? Don't try to quibble." Uh, Song Yuan seems to have forgotten that Junxuan has always surpassed He, "Damn it, it even created the illusion that I'm sleeping in your arms." (It's not an illusion, Xiao Songyuan, it's true.)

"Hehe" Jun Xuan laughed softly, "Didn't you hurt my right side of the face last night, so I had to sleep on my side. When I turned over, you squeezed into my arms .”

"You, you are talking nonsense! How could I—"

"You don't believe it?" Jun Xuan pointed to a puddle of unknown marks on his pajamas on his chest, "I don't know who left the drool."

Really, Song Yuan felt speechless, and wanted to say something to argue, but Jun Xuan continued: "My arm is almost numb from your pillow. Song Yuan, it seems that you are really serious. I love my arms."

"How could I like your embrace! Your right cheek is injured, can't you sleep on your back? The pillow is numb, you deserve it, it's none of my business."

"Why is it none of your business, if Auntie—"

"Shut up! If I say it's not my business, it's not my business." After speaking, Song Yuan quickly got up, changed his clothes, rushed to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face, unwilling to say another word to Jun Xuan.When the word "Auntie" came out of Junxuan's mouth, he was vigilant that there was nothing good to do, so he avoided it if he could.If you can't provoke him, you can't hide from him.

In the afternoon of this day, Song Yuan hid back to school.When he was lying on the bed at night, he was thinking that if he wanted to do something bad to him, that guy would be able to see through it, so how could he not be seen through when he lied?This morning, as soon as Xia Xueqing saw Jun Xuan's face, she worriedly asked what was wrong.I was so weak that I didn't dare to answer, but the guy said that he accidentally fell off the bed without changing his face.

fell out of bed?Fortunately, he can come up with such a lame reason, and it has not been seen through by his aunt.Hey, a guy with a human face and a beast's heart is a guy with a human face and a beast's heart.A liar himself wants to cover his mouth and smile, but it still makes people believe it.

"Song Yuan, you are smiling for a while, and sighing for a while, what are you doing? You are not in a relationship, are you?" Han Feng asked while staring at the pictures of beauties on his phone.

"Dating? I want to talk about it, but the family rules don't allow it."

"Hey, your family still has family rules, are you still afraid of them?" Qian Ziqi asked with a half-smile and half-doubt.

"I'm not afraid of family rules. I'm just kidding, I don't like people." Song Yuan replied with a guilty conscience, except for the doll girl in the kindergarten who really didn't like anyone, that school belle Li Yaoyao. It's not the type he likes to be extravagant.As for the family rules, his own mother, he is more or less jealous.

Suddenly, as if he remembered something, Song Yuan said, "Li Yun, don't you have a crush on anyone?"

The forgotten Li Yun panicked for a moment, "Ah, what?"

"Song Yuan asked if you have someone you like? I'm also curious." Han Feng continued, keeping his eyes on the pictures of those beauties for a moment.

"How do I remember that Li Yun seemed to say that he had a playmate when he was young, and he liked it very much." Qian Ziqi recalled the conversation a few weeks ago.

"Oh, oh, ah, yes, that girl. I like that girl very much." Li Yun stammered.

Song Yuan couldn't help feeling annoyed at this moment, he promised to help Li Yun keep the secret, but just now he suddenly remembered the phone call from Little Fatty, and asked out of curiosity.Now, Li Yun is dealing with the problem of Han Feng and Qian Ziqi in embarrassment, apparently overwhelmed, the two seem to want to get to the bottom of Li Yun's relationship.

"Li Yun, what is that girl's three-dimensional figure? Is her figure straight?" Han Feng became interested for a moment, and was willing to take his eyes away from the beautiful pictures.

"Li Yun, does that girl really look like a doll? Does that look like Chibi Maruko?" Qian Ziqi also asked with great interest.

"Okay, you guys don't keep asking Li Yun. It would be better to find a girlfriend tomorrow. Han Feng, you are not interested in that Li Yaoyao, if you don't chase after her, I will." Song Yuan Changing the topic in time, Li Yun felt relieved, and quietly gave Song Yuan a grateful look.Song Yuan understood, and chatted with those two again.

"Hey, I'm interested in Li Yaoyao, but people don't like me. I sent a message, gave flowers, bought a movie ticket, but people didn't even look at me."

"..."

The next day, Song Yuan found a free time and quietly asked Li Yun about his girlfriend.Li Yun faltered and talked for a long time without making it clear.But when he showed Song Yuan the photo of his girlfriend, Song Yuan was dumbfounded.

What Li Yun took out was a photo of a little girl, she looked like a doll, with fair skin, big eyes, and a sweet smile.This is no different from the doll girl Song Yuan has always liked.

"Here, is this your girlfriend?"

"Not really, we're just good friends now. She always knew I liked her. Oh, um, you might think I'm fooling you with a picture of a kindergarten kid. It's because she doesn't take pictures very well. A boy in kindergarten said she The photos were ugly, and she rarely had photos afterwards. I only have this one..."

Song Yuan basically didn't hear what Li Yun said later.He called Jun Xuan in a daze, and said, "Damn it, do you know? The doll I always liked turned out to be Li Yun's girlfriend."

"Oh, are you sad then?" asked the other side of the phone slyly.

sad?Are you sad?The first reaction I saw when I saw that photo was that I was shocked. I just wanted to make a phone call to tell someone to soothe my mood, but I didn’t want Junxuan to be the first one I thought of, "No, I’m not sad, I just feel a little strange. It will be Li Yun's girlfriend."

"If you're not sad, it means you don't like that doll." Jun Xuan analyzed slowly.

"I didn't like her in the first place, and I didn't like her since she ignored me in kindergarten." Especially the doll was always clinging to Junxuan at that time.

"Oh? Then do you like me?" In a tone of teasing and seriousness.

I was startled for no reason, and then called out: "I'm crazy enough to like men. It's even more impossible to like you." Angrily hung up the phone and returned to the classroom.

The girl at the same table still kept her head down and didn't speak much. She seemed to be reading something today, and she could hear her slight laughter.Song Yuan hadn't spoken to Guo since the beginning of school, and it was even rarer to hear her laugh.

"Hey, what are you looking at?" Song Yuan asked curiously.

"No, it's nothing." Suddenly looking at her handsome face, she was at a loss for a moment.

Seeing her timid look, Song Yuan felt that it was a crime for him to talk to her, and felt like he was always bullying her. Turning his face, Song Yuan felt that he should not "bully" her like this.

"You, do you want to read it?" Song Yuan was a little surprised, the girl actually pushed the book in front of him on his own initiative.

It turned out to be a comic book, and she was a fan of comics just like Qian Ziqi.Song Yuan was actually not interested in comics, and the girl took the initiative to talk to him once, but he was too embarrassed to refuse.

Randomly flipping through a few pages, I saw a boy in a school uniform bowing his head and kissing a girl with fluttering hair, with some words next to it, "First kiss, it turned out to be so beautiful. First kiss, only for those you like."

The girl at the same table blushed, and Song Yuan asked without thinking: "Kiss, is that so?" He pointed to the cartoon with a puzzled expression.

"Well, that's right." The girl's face turned even redder, and she almost lowered her head to the table.

If this is kissing, then he and Jun Xuan said, "Oh my God, I actually kissed that guy." That was my first kiss.

Song Yuan's words had a huge effect after they were uttered, and they were widely spread. Almost everyone believed that Song Yuan was in love. Some versions said that Song Yuan affectionately called his girlfriend "" That guy", some versions said that Song Yuan had a savage girlfriend, and some versions said that he saw Song Yuan and his girlfriend passionately kissing.

So, Song Yuan was honored to enter the office again, the reason: puppy love.

Chapter 10

When Song Hui arrived at the office, Song Yuan was trying his best to tell the class teacher that he was not in a relationship and everything was a rumor.The homeroom teacher shook his head and said, "Song Yuan, I believe that you are a good student at heart, but you are still young, so you can't delay your future because of puppy love." There was a sincere look in the eyes under the gold-rimmed glasses.

"I'm not in love, no! No!"

"Song Yuan." Song Hui came to Song Yuan who was furiously rebutting, and said to the class teacher, "Teacher, what did Song Yuan do?"

"I didn't do anything wrong!" Song Yuan said unconvinced before the teacher in charge opened his mouth.

"Lao Tzu? You" Lao Tzu "it's me, how do you talk in front of parents and teachers?" Song Hui said to Song Yuan seriously, but his eyes signaled that Song Yuan would take care of himself and talk about anything later.

Only then did Song Yuan shut his mouth, and stood at the desk sullenly without speaking, but he was blaming Jun Xuan in his heart, bastard, it's all your fault, it's all your fault, I have to stand in the office after my kiss is gone.

"Teacher, have you misunderstood something? Although Song Yuan is a little naughty, he probably won't do bad things."

"Mr. Song, I know that Song Yuan is a good boy in essence, but you still need to take care of him. He has been fighting and gambling since he came to school for more than two months, and now he has a puppy love. It seems—" There is no cure, and it is not easy to face the child in front of the parents. The female head teacher who has taught for more than ten years looked at Song Hui and sighed slightly.

fight?gamble?puppy love?This child is really catching up with his own rhythm every minute. Song Hui feels that these facts are normal, but seeing the head teacher worrying about Song Yuan so seriously, he still said seriously: "Teacher , I will educate Song Yuan well." Pulling Song Yuan beside him, he said again: "Song Yuan, admit your mistake quickly, and promise not to make it again next time."

Song Yuan stubbornly refused to speak, Song Hui's eyes turned sharp when he saw this, and Song Yuan said sullenly: "Teacher, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I will never fight or gamble again." (Why didn't you say puppy love? How much did you say? Again, I don’t have puppy love, no puppy love!)

"That's right, Song Yuan, please write a guarantee letter. Mr. Song, please come again." The head teacher raised his eyes and was quite satisfied with Song Yuan's performance.

Walking out of the office a little far away, Song Hui said to Song Yuan: "Song Yuan, you have done a lot of things, fighting, gambling, puppy love, you are almost catching up with my father and me."

"Ah? What do you mean, shouldn't you scold me with a straight face? Also, I got into a fight and gambled, but the puppy love is pure rumor." After that, he muttered, "I want to have a puppy love, That can't be that guy."

"Well, you really don't have a puppy love?"

"No, really not."

"Then why is it that almost everyone in the school says you've fallen in love early?"

"Dad, can't you trust me?"

"..."

After Song Hui left, Song Yuan returned to his former high-spirited appearance.Heh, he thought it was a family inheritance. His father did all kinds of violations of discipline at that time, and even had a vigorous love affair with the school belle.There is only one thing that my father is much better than me, that is, what he did was not discovered, and even my mother didn't know that my father had a relationship with Xiaohua, and always thought she was my father's first love.

But after this incident, Song Yuan's popularity dropped greatly (only for girls). Everyone thought that Song Yuan had a girlfriend, and the good people even talked vividly about how Song Yuan met his girlfriend, what When and where did the kisses take place.

Song Yuan was quite concerned at first, but he found that no matter what he said, no one believed it, and it didn't matter after a long time.

Little Pangdun was unexpectedly concerned about his unfounded love affair, that day when Song Hui had just left, little Pangdun appeared from nowhere, and asked Song Yuan with a pitiful look: "Brother Song Yuan, are you Isn't it true that you're in love?"

"You kid also believe that I'm in love?"

"So, Brother Song Yuan, you're not in a relationship. Really?" Zhao Xu's eyes lit up immediately, and his voice was filled with joy.

"Well, really. I'm not in a relationship, why are you so happy." Song Yuan looked at Zhao Xu's smiling teeth and wondered.

"Well, Brother Song Yuan, I'm afraid that if you have a girlfriend, you will forget about your brother." Zhao Xu returned to his silly look, "There is a saying that a brother is a hand, and a girlfriend is a clothes .”

"Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes."

"Well, yes, Brother Song Yuan, you are right!" Zhao Xu nodded cheerfully.

Later, Su Jin also called Song Yuan. Before Song Yuan explained the cause and effect of the incident clearly, he heard Si Yang's voice: "Okay, Song Yuan is just about you. Don't call the perpetrator." Phone, why are you harassing my little Jin?"

"Songsong belongs to my family, when did it become yours, you—" Dududu, this happens every time, before Song Yuan finished speaking, Si Yang ruthlessly hung up the phone.

Cut it, just hang it up, let Songsong teach you a good lesson next time, Song Yuan secretly said.In fact, Song Yuan was also surprised by Si Yang's prudish face, who didn't respond much to what anyone said, so why did he just listen to Su Jin's words!

Song Yuan couldn't figure it out so he stopped thinking about it. Si Yang was right, the most important thing now is to settle the score with the perpetrator.He dialed Jun Xuan in a hurry, and before he could speak, he said, "Song Yuan, you really fell in love early. Before I told auntie, you acted on your own."

"Asshole! It's not all your fault, I don't have puppy love at all."

"Tell me how I hurt you?"

"You—" Song Yuan suddenly felt that he had nothing to say. Could it be possible to tell that guy that he couldn't help but growl because he remembered the day he kissed him?Besides, the guy would definitely say it wasn't a kiss, it was just a chocolate feed.

"You what? Are you in love with me?" There was a hint of expectation in the voice.

"Get lost! If I like pigs, I won't like you." I don't know if that guy is insane, but the result of every conversation is that he thinks he likes him.Damn, how could I fall in love with a man who is a man, and he is also a man who I have always regarded as a competitor.

After chatting leisurely for a while, accompanied by Jun Xuan's teasing and Song Yuan's roar, Song Yuan hung up the phone again with an angry expression.

On the other end of the phone, Jun Xuan was still holding the phone by his ear, and said slightly bitterly: "Song Yuan, I really hope you like me. What should I do? I should do it more absolutely so that you don't Back off?"

That night, Song Yuan lay on the desk in the dormitory thinking hard about how to write a guarantee letter.After writing the words "Guarantee" in a large piece of paper, there was nothing else.Thinking about him in Song Yuan Elementary School, even if he was not very popular with the teacher, he was one of the best characters anyway. Why did he have to write a guarantee letter? That is not the exclusive right only for troublemakers.

Biting the tip of his pen, Song Yuan tilted his head and asked Han Feng: "Han Feng, how do you write this guarantee letter?"

"How do I know, I haven't written it." He stared at the beauty album without looking up.

"You haven't written a letter of guarantee?" Song Yuan seemed to have discovered a new world.

"Yes, you think I must have written it?" Han Feng raised his head and was a little dissatisfied with Song Yuan's tone.

"Ah, no, no." Song Yuan hurriedly replied, "Have you written about Qian Ziqi?"

"No. Who wrote that stuff."

"What about Li Yun?" Pointing to Li Yun, he scratched his head with the pen, "Forget it, you must have never written it."

There is a kind of book in the world that can make people cry, there is a kind of book that can make people shocked, there is a kind of book that can make people scream excitedly, and there is also a kind of book in the world that can make people depressed and collapsed. ".

After scratching his head, stomping his feet, and biting his pen, Song Yuan finally choked out a few words on the big white paper, "Teacher, I promise I will never fight, gamble or fall in love again."

The next day, in the head teacher's office, the middle-aged female teacher with gold-rimmed glasses read Song Yuan's letter of guarantee seriously and seriously: "Teacher, I promise that I will never fight, gamble, or fall in love again." .” The other teachers around burst into laughter, which made Song Yuan very baffled.

The homeroom teacher put down the "substantial" letter of guarantee, and looked up at Song Yuan: "Song Yuan, isn't your letter of guarantee too simple? Also, you will never fall in love again. The teacher won't let you fall in love early, and you will never fall in love again. You were not made a monk."

"Ah, old——, what I wrote is that I will never fall in love again." Picking up the letter of guarantee, Song Yuan leaned over to take a closer look, oh my god, I really promised to become a monk.

"You can take this letter of guarantee back and write a new one with [-] words. Tomorrow, you will repent in front of the whole class in the class meeting."

"What else to write and read in front of the class?"

Song Yuan felt that his face and image had been completely ruined under the control of this inhuman head teacher.Oh my god, his dignity was shattered to the ground. If Jun Xuan knew it, he would laugh at himself loudly.

What to do, what to do?

Chapter 11

In order to write the letter of guarantee, Song Yuan especially asked the people in the class who often deserted and had poor academic performance to ask for advice, and learned the essence from it.Eloquently wrote a letter of guarantee with sincerity, rich content, clear and fluent, and his seriousness is comparable to his dislike for Junxuan.

When he stepped onto the podium and saw the gloating expressions of the boys and the disappointed expressions of the girls, he broke out in a cold sweat. "Students and teachers, I am sorry for the damage to the image of the class (my image has also been damaged) due to various things... Finally, please rest assured that I will not fight, gamble or fall in love anymore .”

After Song Yuan finished saying that he would never fall in love again, he didn't realize that there was something wrong with what he said, and returned to his seat after a long sigh of relief.The sound below was like a pot exploded, chattering, accompanied by bursts of laughter.The homeroom teacher frowned, and was ashamed of Song Yuan's last sentence "I won't be in a relationship anymore", coughed lightly, and the class became much quieter, "Everyone heard Song Yuan's letter of guarantee, right? I hope everyone can take this as a warning and don’t make such mistakes again. Alright, let’s turn to page 45 of the book and continue the class.”

Song Yuan quietly asked the girl at the same table: "Hey, what are you talking about?"

"Say you won't fall in love again." The girl said in a low voice, tilting her head slightly, her eyes kept looking in the direction of the head teacher for fear of being caught.

"I won't fall in love anymore?" Song Yuan was startled, and thought to himself, could it be that I said just now that he would never fall in love again.Damn, how could this happen, all of this is your fault, yes, Jun Xuan is your fault, if it weren't for you, how could I have such a big embarrassment.

I was cursing someone in my heart, and suddenly my head had an idea, and a plan came up, hehe, you guy made me miserable, how can I let you live so comfortably.

A week later, Song Yuan hooked Li Yun's shoulder, with a sinister smile on his face, "Li Yun, we are good buddies, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes. Song Yuan, if you have something to say, I can't stand you like this." Li Yun flashed aside Song Yuan's arm.

"Since I'm a good buddy, I want you to do me a favor."

"What are you busy with?"

"Lend me your girlfriend for a day."

"What! Well, you are not joking."

"I'm really not joking, buddy, please help me."

Song Yuan was half threatening, half seductive, Li Yun pushed back and forth, but Song Yuan reluctantly agreed, and only said to see if she agreed.He also emphasized again and again that even if he agreed, Song Yuan could not do anything.Song Yuan responded with all his mouth, and his eyes couldn't hide the slyness.

On a Wednesday in December, which happened to be Song Yuanzhen's birthday, he told the head teacher that there was an urgent matter at home, and then took Li Yun's girlfriend on the road to No. [-] Middle School in City A with full confidence.

Speaking of which, Song Yuan never thought that it would be so easy to convince the girl beside him.One day after Li Yuncai told her about it, she went to the [-]th Middle School and found Song Yuan, saying that she had thought about it herself, and thought Song Yuan's proposal was very interesting.Song Yuan suddenly felt that he had found a confidant, but he didn't expect that there were girls who hated Jun Xuan so much.

Sitting on the bus, Song Yuan couldn't help but ask the girl: "Baby, why do you hate Junxuan so much?"

"I'm not called a doll, and no one is called a doll. Song Yuan, you won't tell me, you don't know my name yet