Bamboo Horse Conspiracy

[Song Yuan, why is there a Band-Aid on your neck? What's wrong? 】Song Hui raised his head, watching his family walking awkwardly towards the sofa.

【Allergic. 】Song Yuan said angrily, seeing that Jun Xuan was about to sit over, he said viciously, 【Stay away from me! 】

Song Hui coughed lightly, 【Your father is sitting next to you. 】

【Dad, that's just a mantra. 】

【Yes Yes Yes. 】Song Hui repeatedly responded, 【What's wrong with this neck?Let me see, did you apply the medicine?How do I remember that you never have allergies? 】

[Suddenly, I suddenly became allergic. 】I really don’t know how to lie, when I lie, it’s either full of loopholes or stuttering, Song Yuan subconsciously looked at Junxuan who was sitting far away, and silently shouted in his heart, quickly say a few words for me.

Unexpectedly, Jun Xuan accepted his gaze calmly, then turned his head to greet Jun Zheng, 【Dad, what are you talking about with Uncle Song? 】

[Talk about the lifelong events of you and Song Yuan. 】

Song Yuan's face turned red for a moment, and then suddenly found that his father, Uncle Jun, and Jun Xuan were all looking at him with smiles.

【I, I will not marry Junxuan! 】The words popped out naturally without going through the brain, Song Yuan wished to bite off his tongue, Dad and Uncle Jun didn't ask, it's not self-inflicted.

Jun Zheng laughed out loud at Song Yuan's words, and he asked, "Little Song Yuan, then who do you want to marry?" 】

[I,] Song Yuan looked at Jun Xuan's charming face, but couldn't say a word, I don't want to marry this guy.

[Dad, Uncle Song, neither Song Yuan nor I have graduated from high school yet. 】Jun Xuan continued, feeling happy, is this little idiot so anxious to marry me?

【Well, it's early, Laojun, don't worry about the children's affairs, let them take their time. 】Song Hui said.

【I'm afraid that Song Yuan will be kidnapped by some girl or young man. 】Jun Xuan patted his thigh, how could he lose the daughter-in-law he got.

[Then don't worry,] Song Hui stretched out a hand and scratched in the air, and said solemnly, [My family Song Yuan doesn't want a girl, thanks to your family Junxuan who likes it. 】

When Song Yuan heard this, he became very angry. What does this mean? Dad, is this how you treat your son?I am so charming, how could only Jun Xuan want it?

[Dad, there are many sons in your family who are liked. 】 Song Yuan retorted.

Unexpectedly, Song Hui just glanced at him for a while, and then continued to chat with Jun Zheng, 【Jun Xuan, you and Song Yuan should be on good terms, you have to take care of him when he has a bad temper. 】

【Well, uncle, don't worry. 】

Song Yuan was furious, but there was nothing he could do about it, because his parents had already been subdued by the bastard Jun Xuan.

[Okay, the children have eaten. 】Xia Xueqing came out of the kitchen with a smile on her face.

At the dinner table, Song Yuan noticed that everyone was looking at him with a smile, and suddenly felt weird, especially when his mother saw him kissing.

【Well, what, this braised pork is really delicious. 】Song Yuan showed his big white teeth, trying to divert everyone's attention from him.

[Eat more if it tastes good. 】It was rare for Wang Xinmei to be so gentle to Song Yuan, and she put several pieces of meat into Song Yuan's bowl one after another.

【Mom, you scare me a little. 】 Song Yuan was flattered.

[What are you afraid of, mom won't hit you. 】

Mom, do you hit me less often?You saw me kissing Junxuan just now, your son really thought he would be beaten to death by you.

【Well, then don't keep looking at me. 】

【Okay, okay, mom doesn't look at you.Mom just hopes that you and Xiaoxuan will always be well. 】Wang Xinmei looked at Song Yuan's sluggish face and continued with a smile, 【Mom decided to add another brother to you. 】

Song Yuan had a mouthful of rice in his mouth, and his mother was also pregnant, which really made Jun Xuan's point.

【Um. 】Xia Xueqing said, 【Xinmei and I have already decided that the baby in our stomach is getting married. 】

[What if there are still two boys this time? ] Jun Xuan smiled and raised a question.

[Boys can be together too, aren't you two just together? 】Xia Xueqing replied.

Song Yuan silently chewed the rice in his mouth, what kind of parents are these?Don't you want to inherit the incense and pass on the family line?Oh my god, Lao Tzu's world view has been ruined like this.

Song Yuan lay on his side on the bed at night, biting his fingers, recalling the abnormality of the two families today, accepted himself and Junxuan so happily, and was full of blessings.Could it be that they were all bewitched.No, it must be that kid Jun Xuan who bewitched him.That bastard definitely has it.

Just thinking about the rare tenderness of my mother, the phone rang.

[Hey, little fat pier. 】

[Song, Brother Song Yuan. ] Zhao Xu's voice was full of tears, [ I. . . . . . 】

【You were bullied by your cousin again? 】Little Fatty's haggard face floated in front of his eyes, Jun Xuan also said that his cousin liked Xiaopangdun, why did he like it, and made Xiaopangtun bully cry.It seems that that bastard Jun Xuan also made mistakes sometimes.

【Um. 】

Sure enough, it was what I guessed, [Little Fatty, where are you?I will help you bully me now. 】

【No, no need.I don't want you to kiss him. 】

kiss him?Why did I want to kiss his cousin, Song Yuan didn't come back to his mind, 【What does this mean? 】

【Brother Song Yuan, I originally wanted to save my first kiss to you. ] After Zhao Xu finished speaking, his crying became more serious, [But, today, I really don't know what happened, I, I was doing my homework, so I said something like 'I can't write, I'll ask you', and my cousin came over Hit me.I couldn't beat him again, but for some reason, he actually kissed me. 】

【What? !He kissed you] Song Yuan finally knew what happened, so that cousin really likes Pangdun, but why is Pangdun crying, [this] Song Yuan scratched his head in a bit of a dilemma, [Then why are you crying? Woolen cloth? 】

【I, I don't know why, my heart kept beating uncontrollably after being kissed by him.Brother Song Yuan. 】

Song Yuan remembered that when Jun Xuan came back from the United States to kiss him, he jumped like this uncontrollably, submerged in that guy's kiss unconsciously.

[Little Fatty, you really like your cousin. 】

【Impossible, Brother Song Yuan, I have always liked you and it will not change. 】 Zhao Xu said firmly.

[Uh,] Song Yuan was stunned by this loud confession for a moment, he really couldn't think of what to say to Zhao Xu, so he had to respond wittily, [I can only fight, the old people you mentioned are really a little bit wrong Understand.How about this, whenever you want me to help you beat up your cousin, I will definitely accompany you. 】

After hanging up the phone, Song Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, how could I tell you about these love affairs, I don't even understand what that bastard Jun Xuan likes me.

Song Yuan turned over, continued to bite his fingers, and then suddenly a person lay on his body.You don't need to think about it, you know it's Jun Xuan. He just took a shower, and he smells faintly of shower gel.

【Wife. 】Jun Xuan leaned on the bed with one hand, and pinched Song Yuan's chin with the other, with a provocative expression.

[Who is your wife, bastard. 】Song Yuan tilted his head to the side, seemingly wanting to break free from Jun Xuan's shackles, but in fact he didn't use much strength.

[You are.Parents agree with us. 】

[That's why you are my wife, I am a manly man. 】

[Okay, I'm my wife, then you can come and have a look. 】Jun Xuan carefully looked at Song Yuan's arrogant appearance, while stroking the corner of Song Yuan's mouth with his fingers.

[Old, old, old,] Damn, I can't scream, I really don't have the thick skin of this bastard, [I don't scream. 】

[Wife, little idiot, wife, little idiot. . . . . . 】Jun Xuan said repeatedly, stroking his fingers from the corner of Song Yuan's mouth to his chin, to the earlobe, and then stroking down along the neckline.

[No more calls! 】Song Yuan shouted furiously, his arm suddenly caught Jun Xuan's neck and pressed down, his lips covered his lips.

Hmph, I see what you call it.

Jun Xuan's eyes were full of joy, this little idiot took the rare initiative, and kissed back vigorously, his tongue caught Song Yuan's tongue, and his palm rubbed on Song Yuan's waist.

It's over, I'm about to fall again.

Song Yuan let Jun Xuan kiss and caress him, and couldn't help cursing, 【Asshole. 】

[Wife, it's really exciting for you to scold like this. 】Jun Xuan spoke flirtatious words, Song Yuan blushed and couldn't stop talking.

After they were done, the two of them lay on the bed with their chests pressed against their backs.

Song Yuan was about to fall asleep in a daze, but suddenly remembered something, 【Jun Xuan, Xiao Pangdun's cousin kissed him.The little fat man said that his heart was beating uncontrollably, but the little fat man said he liked Lao Tzu.I am the most confused about this kind of thing, you tell me, what is going on? 】

[Little Fatty likes his cousin, but he hasn't seen his feelings clearly yet. 】

[However, Little Fatty said before that he likes me, just like you like me. 】Song Yuan felt that he was going to be overwhelmed by this kind of emotional matter.

Well, well, in order to save these troublesome things, Lao Tzu will get by with Jun Xuan, and Song Yuan can't help but feel complacent about his great idea.

【That's why Xiaopangdun didn't see his feelings clearly. 】Jun Xuan's lips lightly touched Song Yuan's neck.

[It's itchy, don't do it. 】Song Yuan struggled slightly, but the more he struggled, the more vigorously Jun Xuan kissed, Song Yuan simply ignored it, 【Well, let me ask you, Jun Xuan, why do you like me? 】

【Then why do you like me? 】Jun Xuan asked back.

[I don't like you!Don't be sentimental. 】

I don't like you, I live with you out of trouble, hum.

Jun Xuan didn't continue to question this duplicity idiot, he turned Song Yuan around and faced each other with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

【because. 】Jun Xuan paused, staring meaningfully at Song Yuan's wide-open eyes.

Song Yuan's heart suddenly beat violently, he silently swallowed a mouthful of saliva, waiting for Jun Xuan's answer, the answer he had been waiting for for a long time.

[Because you are an idiot. 】Jun Xuan replied calmly.

[Asshole, you are the fucking idiot! 】

I like Lao Tzu because I am an idiot, and I refuse to accept it.

I want to counterattack.

I want to counterattack.

I want to counterattack!

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