818 My Strange Netizens
Chapter 18
Snape felt that he must be crazy, otherwise he would never have dared to do such a thing to the Dark Lord.
While thinking, he picked up the herbs he had prepared and threw them into the huge casserole in front of him.
This casserole is so big that it can fit one person.In fact, there was indeed someone cooking in it, and that was the Dark Lord.
Of course, he couldn't find a crucible to brew potions in this faraway land of Country C. After discussing with Lu Li, the result was that Lu Li got him such a big casserole from somewhere.
A special shelf was set up for this huge casserole so that it could be set on fire.
I don't know when, Muggle's development is getting better and better. The natural gas fire that Lu Li bought for him, no matter the size or the switch, it only needs to be turned on lightly, which is very convenient.
I heard that Muggles still have induction cooker or something, but the casserole can't be cooked on the induction cooker, and I couldn't find a matching pot for the induction cooker that can be put in by one person, so I finally chose the current configuration.
When discussing these tools with Lu Li, Snape was very moved by Muggle's current pots and fires. Lu Li told him that as long as he learned how to use a computer, he could see them on the Internet without going out.
Snape: "..."
Snape said that he would not be subdued by these "high technologies" of Muggles, he just felt that these things of Muggles are very convenient in controlling the temperature of the fire.And changing to a different pot is also very helpful in improving the efficacy of the medicine.
As for those strange plants and potion ingredients that are hard to find in the ordinary Muggle world, Lu Li also found them for him through this thing called "Taobao".
_(:з」∠)_Because of express delivery and storage, many of them couldn’t be used, which made him lose his temper. Later, he heard that Lu Li had given bad reviews to those Taobao stores.Then I heard that those stores have been looking for Lu Li to review...
There was an inexplicable feeling in Snape's heart.Although he still doesn't understand things like the Internet and Taobao, his concept of Muggles has indeed changed a lot because of these "little details in life".
Thinking of this in his mind, Snape's hands didn't stop.
He raised his hand a little bit, and stirred the pot a few times with a huge spoon.The Dark Lord, with his eyes closed and only one head exposed, slid to the other side of the casserole along with the stirring soup.
After swallowing two chickens in the kitchen, Nagini crawled out, stared at the Dark Lord in the casserole, and then slowly climbed onto the sofa and lay down on his stomach.
Although snakes can go without eating for a long time as long as they are full.
But it has been locked in that glass tank for a while, not to mention eating, even the space for activities is restricted.Now that he was released with great difficulty, he naturally came here as he felt comfortable.
Nagini is just a snake, and he doesn't understand the wizard's potions, spells, etc., but his animal instincts are very keen.It could feel that the situation of its master, the Dark Lord, seemed to be getting better little by little, so it lay here so peacefully and comfortably, waiting for the master to recover.
It can be said that the python and Snape in this room are getting along very harmoniously, although the two of them can't communicate at all.But if an ordinary person were asked to see what was happening in this room, he would be so frightened that he would call the police immediately.
Not to mention why there is a "dangerous animal" such as a white python in this room, just the scene of Snape looking at a huge casserole with a focused expression on "cooking people" is enough to scare a child to tears .
Fortunately, Lu Li is not very familiar with the neighbors in this house, and few of them would come to visit with Lu Li. The movement on Snape's side...except for the fact that Snape had to adapt to the various tools he hadn't been exposed to at first. , causing a few small potion explosions, nothing special happened, so he was not complained by neighbors.
Everything is very comfortable.
Apart from……
Snape found that the Dark Lord in the casserole seemed to be boiled, and it was getting smaller... a little bit.
Snape's heart was broken.
When Lu Li and Lu Li came back, Snape had to find a way to get the Dark Lord out of the pot, because the Dark Lord had changed from a grown man into a slender and beautiful boy of fifteen or sixteen years old. It was fished out, and it was estimated that it would have slipped directly into the pot and drowned.
Looking at the fifteen or sixteen-year-old Dark Lord who was covered in drug residues and was naked...
With a dark face, Snape carried the Dark Lord into the bathroom and washed him from head to toe.
Well, let's all follow Snape to empty our minds and stop thinking that we are bathing the Dark Lord.
And he was a slender and beautiful young Dark Lord who looked only fifteen or sixteen years old.
And because the Dark Lord was covered in medicine dregs, he had to be washed very carefully...
Don't even think about it...
"Shit!" Snape angrily turned on the shower head, turned on the water to the maximum, and then rushed towards the Dark Lord who looked like he had been boiled, his skin had become extra flaky, and his complexion was especially rosy and shiny.
There must be something wrong with his life, otherwise why would he bathe the Dark Lord here?
No, no.
What he should think about is why the Dark Lord boiled in the pot for a long time, but the more he boiled, the younger he became?Not only does he look young, his bones and other aspects have indeed become what he looked like when he was fifteen or sixteen years old. Is this because of the medicinal materials Lu Li gave him?
A dark lord who is only fifteen or sixteen years old and has not yet graduated from Hogwarts?
Such a Dark Lord went straight back and told the Death Eaters that he just took the wrong medicine and became younger. Would anyone believe it?Oh, yes, as long as he still has a surge of magical power, he can crush all dissatisfaction violently.
In other words, why would he bathe the Dark Lord here? !
And because these medicine dregs are hard to wash off, I took a bath towel and rubbed them vigorously for him...he...
He looked upset, so he couldn't stop rubbing at all, he really wasn't a pervert...
Feeling that he was becoming less and less like himself, Snape's heart was in a mess, and then he suddenly heard the door opening and slightly hurried footsteps.
Before he could react, the footsteps had already reached the bathroom door, and then he opened the bathroom door violently.
Lu Li, who was clearly in trouble, stared at the situation in the bathroom for at least three seconds, then took a step back and said, "Go on." Then he slammed the door shut.
Snape said: "Listen..." I explained... I didn't finish.
He stared at the closed door, feeling sullen and angry for a long time, then stood up, turned off the shower head and walked out.
When he walked out, he saw that Lu Li had just put the things he bought in the right place, and Nagini was still following behind Lu Li, spitting snake letters and making a hissing sound, he didn't know what he was talking about, but The appearance of begging for feeding can be seen.
Lu Li turned his head and saw Snape, he hesitated for a long time before he frowned slightly and said, "I didn't expect you to be such a person."
Snape: "...that's the Dark Lord."
Lu Li's eyes were full of distrust: "..."
Snape was very anxious: "That's really the Dark Lord! God knows why he boiled in the pot for a long time and turned into what he is now. It must be because you changed my potion prescription!"
Snape had a set of potion prescriptions in his hands that were rumored to be able to bring back the people in front of the gate of hell. Apart from this, it was said that there were some other additional effects.However, because this potion prescription has been passed down for too long, its records are not very comprehensive, and even the last few ingredients in the prescription were lost because the parchment was damaged.
As a result, after he took out this prescription, Lu Li directly took that prescription and studied it for a few days, and when he gave it to him again, it was a prescription that looked similar but was completely different.
Yes, most of the medicinal ingredients inside have not changed, but there are some things that cannot be found here, so they were replaced by Lu Li.The order and processing methods of some medicinal materials have all been changed.
Potion is a very precise science, as long as a small change will affect the efficacy and function of the entire medicine.What's more, it has been changed so much by Lu Li, it is a completely new prescription.
But Lu Li just asked him to come to the prescription.
Originally, Snape wasn't quite sure about the original prescription, but Lu Li changed it like this. Snape looked at the Dark Lord who was about to be used for "living experiment" at that time, and he was completely sympathetic.
He had a chance to imagine what the poor Dark Lord would be like under such a brand new prescription.
However, very unexpectedly, everything went very smoothly, completely smooth and unbelievable.
Just with the infiltration of drugs, who would have thought that the Dark Lord would actually "rejuvenate"? !Snape was even worried that if the cooking continued like this, the Dark Lord would be boiled into a fertilized egg.Because of these various concerns, Snape finally fished out the Dark Lord depending on the time and the efficacy of the medicine.
He originally wanted to ask Lu Li what was going on when he came back.But now it seems that even Lu Li himself didn't know such a result would happen.
Lu Li stared at the gloomy and powerful Snape, and silently took half a step back.
When it comes to potions, Snape's aura is always frightening.Even Lu Li had to avoid his edge in this aspect. At that time, he wanted to change the prescription, but he explained it to Snape for a long time.In the end, Snape had no choice but to start with the mentality of treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
Lu Li raised his hand and made a calm gesture: "Don't get excited, the Dark Lord's problem will have to be dealt with after I come back. I'm coming back now just to tell you that I have something to deal with and I will be back soon. If you If you're bored, you can learn about computers. Of course," he curled his lips into a smile, "it doesn't matter if you want to run away with the Dark Lord, assuming you can."
After saying this, Lu Li lowered his eyes and touched Nagini who was entangled with one of his feet, then turned around and jumped out of the window.
Snape: "...!!!"
-
While thinking, he picked up the herbs he had prepared and threw them into the huge casserole in front of him.
This casserole is so big that it can fit one person.In fact, there was indeed someone cooking in it, and that was the Dark Lord.
Of course, he couldn't find a crucible to brew potions in this faraway land of Country C. After discussing with Lu Li, the result was that Lu Li got him such a big casserole from somewhere.
A special shelf was set up for this huge casserole so that it could be set on fire.
I don't know when, Muggle's development is getting better and better. The natural gas fire that Lu Li bought for him, no matter the size or the switch, it only needs to be turned on lightly, which is very convenient.
I heard that Muggles still have induction cooker or something, but the casserole can't be cooked on the induction cooker, and I couldn't find a matching pot for the induction cooker that can be put in by one person, so I finally chose the current configuration.
When discussing these tools with Lu Li, Snape was very moved by Muggle's current pots and fires. Lu Li told him that as long as he learned how to use a computer, he could see them on the Internet without going out.
Snape: "..."
Snape said that he would not be subdued by these "high technologies" of Muggles, he just felt that these things of Muggles are very convenient in controlling the temperature of the fire.And changing to a different pot is also very helpful in improving the efficacy of the medicine.
As for those strange plants and potion ingredients that are hard to find in the ordinary Muggle world, Lu Li also found them for him through this thing called "Taobao".
_(:з」∠)_Because of express delivery and storage, many of them couldn’t be used, which made him lose his temper. Later, he heard that Lu Li had given bad reviews to those Taobao stores.Then I heard that those stores have been looking for Lu Li to review...
There was an inexplicable feeling in Snape's heart.Although he still doesn't understand things like the Internet and Taobao, his concept of Muggles has indeed changed a lot because of these "little details in life".
Thinking of this in his mind, Snape's hands didn't stop.
He raised his hand a little bit, and stirred the pot a few times with a huge spoon.The Dark Lord, with his eyes closed and only one head exposed, slid to the other side of the casserole along with the stirring soup.
After swallowing two chickens in the kitchen, Nagini crawled out, stared at the Dark Lord in the casserole, and then slowly climbed onto the sofa and lay down on his stomach.
Although snakes can go without eating for a long time as long as they are full.
But it has been locked in that glass tank for a while, not to mention eating, even the space for activities is restricted.Now that he was released with great difficulty, he naturally came here as he felt comfortable.
Nagini is just a snake, and he doesn't understand the wizard's potions, spells, etc., but his animal instincts are very keen.It could feel that the situation of its master, the Dark Lord, seemed to be getting better little by little, so it lay here so peacefully and comfortably, waiting for the master to recover.
It can be said that the python and Snape in this room are getting along very harmoniously, although the two of them can't communicate at all.But if an ordinary person were asked to see what was happening in this room, he would be so frightened that he would call the police immediately.
Not to mention why there is a "dangerous animal" such as a white python in this room, just the scene of Snape looking at a huge casserole with a focused expression on "cooking people" is enough to scare a child to tears .
Fortunately, Lu Li is not very familiar with the neighbors in this house, and few of them would come to visit with Lu Li. The movement on Snape's side...except for the fact that Snape had to adapt to the various tools he hadn't been exposed to at first. , causing a few small potion explosions, nothing special happened, so he was not complained by neighbors.
Everything is very comfortable.
Apart from……
Snape found that the Dark Lord in the casserole seemed to be boiled, and it was getting smaller... a little bit.
Snape's heart was broken.
When Lu Li and Lu Li came back, Snape had to find a way to get the Dark Lord out of the pot, because the Dark Lord had changed from a grown man into a slender and beautiful boy of fifteen or sixteen years old. It was fished out, and it was estimated that it would have slipped directly into the pot and drowned.
Looking at the fifteen or sixteen-year-old Dark Lord who was covered in drug residues and was naked...
With a dark face, Snape carried the Dark Lord into the bathroom and washed him from head to toe.
Well, let's all follow Snape to empty our minds and stop thinking that we are bathing the Dark Lord.
And he was a slender and beautiful young Dark Lord who looked only fifteen or sixteen years old.
And because the Dark Lord was covered in medicine dregs, he had to be washed very carefully...
Don't even think about it...
"Shit!" Snape angrily turned on the shower head, turned on the water to the maximum, and then rushed towards the Dark Lord who looked like he had been boiled, his skin had become extra flaky, and his complexion was especially rosy and shiny.
There must be something wrong with his life, otherwise why would he bathe the Dark Lord here?
No, no.
What he should think about is why the Dark Lord boiled in the pot for a long time, but the more he boiled, the younger he became?Not only does he look young, his bones and other aspects have indeed become what he looked like when he was fifteen or sixteen years old. Is this because of the medicinal materials Lu Li gave him?
A dark lord who is only fifteen or sixteen years old and has not yet graduated from Hogwarts?
Such a Dark Lord went straight back and told the Death Eaters that he just took the wrong medicine and became younger. Would anyone believe it?Oh, yes, as long as he still has a surge of magical power, he can crush all dissatisfaction violently.
In other words, why would he bathe the Dark Lord here? !
And because these medicine dregs are hard to wash off, I took a bath towel and rubbed them vigorously for him...he...
He looked upset, so he couldn't stop rubbing at all, he really wasn't a pervert...
Feeling that he was becoming less and less like himself, Snape's heart was in a mess, and then he suddenly heard the door opening and slightly hurried footsteps.
Before he could react, the footsteps had already reached the bathroom door, and then he opened the bathroom door violently.
Lu Li, who was clearly in trouble, stared at the situation in the bathroom for at least three seconds, then took a step back and said, "Go on." Then he slammed the door shut.
Snape said: "Listen..." I explained... I didn't finish.
He stared at the closed door, feeling sullen and angry for a long time, then stood up, turned off the shower head and walked out.
When he walked out, he saw that Lu Li had just put the things he bought in the right place, and Nagini was still following behind Lu Li, spitting snake letters and making a hissing sound, he didn't know what he was talking about, but The appearance of begging for feeding can be seen.
Lu Li turned his head and saw Snape, he hesitated for a long time before he frowned slightly and said, "I didn't expect you to be such a person."
Snape: "...that's the Dark Lord."
Lu Li's eyes were full of distrust: "..."
Snape was very anxious: "That's really the Dark Lord! God knows why he boiled in the pot for a long time and turned into what he is now. It must be because you changed my potion prescription!"
Snape had a set of potion prescriptions in his hands that were rumored to be able to bring back the people in front of the gate of hell. Apart from this, it was said that there were some other additional effects.However, because this potion prescription has been passed down for too long, its records are not very comprehensive, and even the last few ingredients in the prescription were lost because the parchment was damaged.
As a result, after he took out this prescription, Lu Li directly took that prescription and studied it for a few days, and when he gave it to him again, it was a prescription that looked similar but was completely different.
Yes, most of the medicinal ingredients inside have not changed, but there are some things that cannot be found here, so they were replaced by Lu Li.The order and processing methods of some medicinal materials have all been changed.
Potion is a very precise science, as long as a small change will affect the efficacy and function of the entire medicine.What's more, it has been changed so much by Lu Li, it is a completely new prescription.
But Lu Li just asked him to come to the prescription.
Originally, Snape wasn't quite sure about the original prescription, but Lu Li changed it like this. Snape looked at the Dark Lord who was about to be used for "living experiment" at that time, and he was completely sympathetic.
He had a chance to imagine what the poor Dark Lord would be like under such a brand new prescription.
However, very unexpectedly, everything went very smoothly, completely smooth and unbelievable.
Just with the infiltration of drugs, who would have thought that the Dark Lord would actually "rejuvenate"? !Snape was even worried that if the cooking continued like this, the Dark Lord would be boiled into a fertilized egg.Because of these various concerns, Snape finally fished out the Dark Lord depending on the time and the efficacy of the medicine.
He originally wanted to ask Lu Li what was going on when he came back.But now it seems that even Lu Li himself didn't know such a result would happen.
Lu Li stared at the gloomy and powerful Snape, and silently took half a step back.
When it comes to potions, Snape's aura is always frightening.Even Lu Li had to avoid his edge in this aspect. At that time, he wanted to change the prescription, but he explained it to Snape for a long time.In the end, Snape had no choice but to start with the mentality of treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor.
Lu Li raised his hand and made a calm gesture: "Don't get excited, the Dark Lord's problem will have to be dealt with after I come back. I'm coming back now just to tell you that I have something to deal with and I will be back soon. If you If you're bored, you can learn about computers. Of course," he curled his lips into a smile, "it doesn't matter if you want to run away with the Dark Lord, assuming you can."
After saying this, Lu Li lowered his eyes and touched Nagini who was entangled with one of his feet, then turned around and jumped out of the window.
Snape: "...!!!"
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