818 My Strange Netizens

Lu Li has indeed become popular on the Internet, although it is in his own body.

When Lu Li rushed to the sea to rescue Xiba's family, he also rescued several other ordinary people who were lost in the sea. Among them was a young man who was relatively close to Xiba. At that time, the young man was unconscious. He was still clutching a camera desperately in his hand.

He didn't think too much about it at the time, and he just took the young man carrying the camera to the beach near the sea and let it go.Unexpectedly, the young man actually took such a picture.

Amidst Ji Qiu's shrill laughter, he pulled up the video and looked at the title.

Very well, the title says "Sheba Sea Survival Program - Special".Then restarted the video, and saw the same scene at the beginning of the sea as usual.

It can also be seen from those crazily crowded barrages that the initial barrages are very normal. However, after the video is played, many people who have already watched the video ran to the very beginning to browse. Say something like "the whole process is full of energy after 30 minutes of the video".

When Lu Li saw it, he directly pulled the progress bar to 30 minutes, and then he saw a scene in the video where a strong wind directly knocked the camera and the photographer down from the helicopter.

Land from:"……"

Although the photographer was not photographed because of the camera angle, it can be judged from the rapid transition of the picture in the lens and the screams.

If it were placed in the past, this would have been considered a very high-energy scene, but in the following scenes, the high-energy scene is completely wave after wave.

First, there were a lot of people who pushed and added special effects, and then there were photographers chasing after them riding dolphins, and there were various fighting scenes along the way.

The video isn't cut too much, but it doesn't make people feel boring, because these shots capture the sea adventure from the photographer's perspective, and it is full of dangers from beginning to end.Deducting the scenes of people following behind those who added special effects, and the photographer being chased by sharks in the sea, and swarms of flying fish passing by, it was really a fatal situation.

Of course, these are not big heads, and the big heads are still behind.

This video took a naval base in m and exploded a mushroom cloud Did you make it?Speaking of this matter, it was a hot search on various boards just the day before, and m was still severely condemning the sneak attack of terrorists, but the video here actually captured such a scene alive.

Seeing this, everyone didn't know whether to describe it as shock or speechless in their hearts. This video directly became an evidentiary material, but the photographer was very far away and only captured the distant view. What happened is not very clear.

Well, although everyone has some guesses in their hearts, because the lens of this camera is completely chasing Shiba and the group of people who suddenly appeared and added special effects.But the distance is very far, who can see clearly, right?

But even so, there are still a large wave of people frantically checking in here, "Delete before leaving!", "Before the fire!", "There is indeed a relationship behind this platform!" and other subtitles kept flying.

In fact, since the person who added special effects appeared in the video, the comment area of ​​the entire video has been full of all kinds of black people, and there are many skeptics. Everyone is in the later stage. Brother is really awesome this time, how much money did you put in? Special effects fees.However, the real climax of the video is left at the end.

Amazing special effects, a dragon appeared in the dark clouds in the sky (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

What the hell is this (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

There are still special effects in the later stage, you all come out, let's talk about it!

Everyone remembers that this program seems to be a large-scale ocean survival inspirational program, right?You all remember that the protagonists are Shiba and his son, right?I won't talk about the late release of today's video, but it turned out that it started playing with special effects?

No matter how cool and real this special effect looks, it is all special effects and routines!

We agreed to be less routine and more sincere?

And what the hell is the sentence at the end of the program, "Mr. Shiba's family has disappeared, let us pray for Mr. Shiba's family here, and hope that they will not be in any danger"? !

So what happened?You really yelled out to speak clearly! ! !

Someone from the program group really stood up to answer everyone's questions, and they still answered through the official Weibo of the program group, but it seems that there is only one sentence: "This time the videos are all real, without any special effects Processed video." And then there is no more...

With such a seemingly insincere explanation, the official Weibo of the program group on Weibo has been directly given turns by people who are shocked, angry, unbelievable, onlookers, and think the program group is funny.Every time I refresh, I can see that there will be hundreds of thousands of replies under the official Weibo of the program group.

Half of them are scolding the program group, and a small half are expressing doubts. In the end, the remaining few people also come here to watch, wanting to see the "simple and inspirational" program group that used to be , How on earth did my brain get flooded to play this kind of tricks.

However, the program group really struggled and couldn't tell, they really didn't spend money on special effects, these special effects were all real!It's all true! ! !

As for how did Lu Li become so popular?

That's how it ignited...

The people who got involved with the program group abruptly cut out all the scenes where Lu Li appeared, and then made various emojis.

For example, a majestic faucet, looking at the frightening high-definition picture, reads "Are you kidding me?"; For example, someone abruptly made a yes gesture next to the faucet, with subtitles "Less routine, more sincerity".

Of course, in addition to these very popular and spoof emoticons, many people still took screenshots of the entire video that captured Lu Li, and then used it for a separate discussion. Already!"

Lu Li: "..." However, there were really no special effects.

With the efforts of these people, the entire high-energy video finally became a pavement for his finale appearance.Because at the end of the whole picture, those guys who looked very awesome and added special effects were all blown away by the last dragon that appeared, and this dragon didn't do anything from beginning to end.

Maybe those people who added special effects made too much noise in the sea, waking up Shenlong?

This is the thought of many people after watching this video purely as a special effect video, and the biggest thought of these people after watching it is still that...

The special effects of country c are saved! ! !

Among them, Yan Dang, who has a large number of votes, said, "From now on, my husband will be this Shenlong."

Although humans and dragons are completely different species, it mainly depends on temperament and appearance. The special effects of this dragon are really amazing, as if it really exists, and that kind of tall figure has absolute power When I saw the picture in the video, I couldn't help but hold my breath and my heart beat faster.

Regardless of whether this rapid heartbeat was caused by holding his breath, anyway, Lu Li did inexplicably have a lot of fans on the Internet, and these fans, along with those who wanted to talk about their lives with the program team, asked the program team to help Lu Li. Tie Shenlong filmed a special program because they wanted to watch their husband.

Lu Li: "..." Today's young people change husbands really quickly.

As for Xiba, the "ex-husband" who has "disappeared", he has not been completely abandoned by his fans. Even if Xiba is abandoned, there are still many people who pay attention to the situation of Yi Ermi and Mi Ji.So in such a chaotic situation, there are still many people who are eager to know what's going on with Sheba now.

After receiving at least ten sets of knives from fans one after another, the program group finally lost their temper on the official Weibo.

"Didn't you watch the video?! Xiba's family was taken back by Shenlong to give birth!"

After this Weibo was sent out, the fans who were very noisy and angry all of a sudden became as quiet as chickens.

Brought back to give birth?

Is that so?

Before the fans could get their thoughts out of the way, the Weibo was quickly deleted and reposted, "Xiba's family was taken away by Shenlong, watch the video by yourself!"

After the new Weibo, many replies appeared in an instant: "Hey, blogger, don't change the subject, why was that Weibo deleted just now?"

"I think I've discovered something incredible..."

"So this is the truth of everything? Blogger, you really know the inside story, right?"

"Blogger, hurry up and explain to us why Xiba was taken back by the dragon to give birth to cubs? What did you do to Xiba's boss?" Xiba's fans are used to calling Xiba the boss.

Before today, Xiba, who roamed the sea, had another title called "the man standing at the top of the marine food chain", but after what happened today, the nickname of Xiba has been silently eliminated by the fans. The official Weibo of the program group, which has typed typos quickly, has fallen into new troubles.

How on earth are they going to explain that they were completely mad and typed wrong words before?But this group of fans and onlookers who originally clamored that they didn't believe in those special effects at all, now all their enthusiasm has been transferred to giving birth to cubs...

I feel so tired, I won't love anymore.

However, the popularity of Lu Li's main body, after the teasing incident on the official Weibo of the program group, once again boarded the hot search list.

#The dragon that robbed the man standing at the top of the ocean food chain and took away his cubs, is it a collapse of reason or a loss of morality? !Don't go away, let's stay tuned! #

Lu Li: "..." I always feel that I have been hacked more and more seriously, and with the development of the situation, Ki Qiu has a tendency to become more and more black.

Yep, Kikjou blackened.

Although Jiqiu was shocked at the fact that Lu Li was a legendary dragon at the beginning, Jiqiu, Shiba and the others were very capable of accepting it. After accepting that Lu Li was actually a "powerful non-human species" "At the same time, they quickly set up their positions.

As for Lu Li's "inhuman" situation, which should be a secret, but was made public by the media with great powers, Ji Qiu just imagined it and found it very interesting, and the reaction of those people after knowing it.

In fact, it was really interesting. Those ordinary people didn't believe it was real, and they had the guts to take photos of Lu Li's original form for various PSs. What's more, Lu Li suddenly had countless wives.Up to now, the microblog with a picture saying "No wonder I have never had a date, so my husband was reincarnated into a dragon" has already had millions of retweets, depending on the situation, there can be more and more.

However, the premise of these "interesting" is that Xiba should not be involved.

Ki Qiu is a very decisive woman who can be ruthless to herself, but she is also a very jealous person, otherwise she wouldn't be in this situation because of Shiba's first love.

So when everyone on the Internet agreed, "I understand, it turned out that Mr. Shiba was taken away by the dragon to give birth to a cub", Ki Qiu was completely dark.Coupled with her puppet body, which was already half black, Kiqiu is now completely black.And Shiba, who had finally come to his senses, originally wanted to have sex with his wife, but found that his wife was in a very strange mood!

In this way, after Xiba woke up, Lu Li would often see Xiba looking at him with sad eyes.

Lu Li couldn't be bothered to be stared at by Xiba, so he simply kicked Xiba out who had already recovered.

"Anyway, you have a lot of money in your bank|bank|card now, go buy a house yourself." Lu Li said so, and then slammed the door shut.

Xiba looked down at the small bag he was carrying pitifully in his hand, which contained a few clothes he could wear, as well as his mobile phone and bank|bank|card, and nothing else.

Yes, Zai, Wu, He, Thing!

Xiba lay on the door of Lu Li's house and shouted, "Hey! Although I also feel that I should start my own family! But at least you let me take my wife and son with me!"

Originally, Jiqiu and Shiba were sullen and didn't want to leave. Lu Li saw that Yiermi and Miji were too young, and it's not good to always follow Shiba outside. He planned to wait until Shiba settled the house and so on. The child passes.In the end, because Shiba looked really pitiful, Ki Qiu followed Shiba and left. The two children saw their father so pitiful, so they went out with their father like this.

When leaving, Yi Ermi still had a small expressionless face, and looked at Lu Li with a pair of round cat eyes. There was a lot of reluctance in it. He wanted Lu Li to promise that he would wait for him to come back before he was reluctant. She left resolutely.

In the words of Yier fans: "A man should have his own career."

Lu Li: "..." So what does this have to do with waiting for Ilmi to come back?And Yier fans went out this time just to follow their father to look at the house and buy a house, right?

After seeing off Sheba's family, Snape came to the front of the scenery with Tom looking up. Tom looked up at Lu Li and then at Snape. Then he asked with a sunny smile: "Sev~ shall we go out and buy a house too?"

Snape was so tired that he didn't want to look at this mentally handicapped child, but looked at Lu Li with a very complicated gaze.

It is really a very complex gaze, containing many and contradictory emotions such as fanaticism, concentration, fear, and caution.If someone who didn't know saw Snape's gaze like this, they might think that there was a story that had to be told between Snape and Lu Li, but there wasn't.

Before Snape found out that Lu Li turned out to be a legendary dragon from country C, he looked at Lu Li more cautiously and cautiously. After the initial shock and the shattering and reconstruction of the entire three views, Snape immediately put Lu Li in the ranks of extremely rare magical creatures.

As long as you are a wizard, whether you are an adult or a child, you know that all magical creatures are treasures.And according to the different types and attributes of each magical creature, you need to be very cautious if you want to get even a little bit of hair on a magical creature.

For example, when dealing with unicorns, unless the unicorns voluntarily give their blood to others, it will be difficult for others to get close to the unicorns. If they use violent means—killing unicorns—then what they get will definitely not be Blood with powerful healing powers and mild magical potency, but terrifying blood containing curses.

So after Snape turned his head around, the way he looked at Lu Li was completely wrong.

The original caution and fear towards Lu Li were gradually decreasing, and the concentration and enthusiasm in his eyes were gradually emerging, almost to the point of being uncontrollable.Even Lu Li couldn't bear the contrast between Snape's serious and gloomy face, but his fanatical eyes staring at him.

"What's the matter?" Lu Li asked Snape.

Snape stared at Lu Li for a long while before saying something, "If the great savior hasn't forgotten, maybe we should talk about wizards."

"What is the savior?" Tom blinked and asked while holding Snape's arm with a smile, "Does it have something to do with me?"

Snape pretended he hadn't heard anything.

Of course, Lu Li didn't forget about Snape and Tom's problems, but after learning about the "stories" about the Dark Lord, the White Wizard, and the savior from Snape, he didn't care about Snape and the former Dark Lord. Now, I don't care about why Tom attacked him. Anyway, Tom, the advocate of killing the "savior", has become what he is now.

When Lu Li brought the Dark Lord down, he had already discovered that the Dark Lord had a very serious soul stripped from him.

A person's three souls and six souls are the whole body of the soul, and none of them can be lacking.But this Dark Lord is good, people lack souls, they are lost like a mille-feuille cake being peeled along the texture, this Dark Lord simply sliced ​​it sideways.

There is no lack of any soul in his body, but the original quality of the soul is only four or five points, but he has cut it horizontally.Lu Li expressed his admiration for this kind of fearless young man who had innovative ideas and actually implemented them on himself.

Later, when changing the potion formula, Lu Li added something that could stabilize the soul, and the final result was very gratifying.

Because the soul was cut so hard that there was a retrograde movement, and the body showed signs of rejuvenation in order to adapt to the thickness of the soul.In other words, the current Tom has little to do with the previous Dark Lord, because he can be said to be a brand new person now.Although he has the same soul, he is no longer the same person he once was.

And now Tom seems to really attach great importance to Snape who was the first to see him.

Lu Li turned his head and walked around his room. When he came out again, he had two documents in his hands. He put these two documents in front of Snape and Tom.

Although Tom heard that Chinese was fine, he was at a loss to read and write, so he glanced at it and sat upright next to Snape.His movements are all very natural, with a sense of grace.

From these details, it can be seen that although Tom is no longer the former Dark Lord, there are still some things in his soul that have not disappeared, otherwise he would not be able to speak English after opening his eyes, or Know what a daddy is.

Snape took the two documents and looked at them. In fact, although he could speak a little Chinese, it was still difficult to read the whole text.So he took out his wand - Lu Li had already returned his wand to him - and clicked on the two documents, and saw that all the Chinese characters on the documents were twisted, and finally became a sequence Neat English.

Tom was very interested in this magical technique, but he blinked and didn't speak.At this "serious" time, he very consciously did not say anything unnecessary.

Snape read it very quickly, and after he finished reading, his original face, as if he was owed money, became more "pretty", "... What do you want to do?" He asked .

Lu Li leaned on the sofa and gently touched the corners of his lips, "This is a little gift I prepared for you. You see, Tom has forgotten a lot of things now. He needs to integrate into society and communicate with others. If you stay alone at home all the time, it will not be good for your child's physical and mental health." Even if Tom was a Dark Lord before, "I heard that there is a school for young wizards in country y, but c There is none here in China, and the first thing Tom needs now is not a magic school."

Tom, who seemed to be very happy all the time, when he heard the second part of Lu Li's words, the smile on his face faded a little.From the moment he woke up, he didn't know who he was and where he came from. There were some fragmented memories in his mind, but he couldn't put them together at all, and he couldn't see them clearly.

He saw that Snape could do some amazing magic, and thought he should be able to do it too, but after he did it, he found that he didn't have this ability.

No, maybe there was, but he couldn't use it at all, and even Snape didn't know why.

These thoughts circled in Tom's mind and left quickly, and the smile on his face quickly returned to the happy feeling before.He glanced at Snape, and then followed Snape to look at Lu Li very seriously.

After a pause, Lu Li continued, "Besides Tom, there are some questions from you..."

"Because you said that you wanted to teach Tom yourself, so I think...you must at least master some methods of how to teach children." Lu Li could imagine that if Snape with a gloomy face asked him to be the teacher What kind of picture will appear, it must be when the patience is exhausted, showing the attributes of his poisonous tongue, spraying all the venom without money.

This situation was a disaster for both Snape and Tom.

Moreover, Lu Li was very interested in what Tom would look like after being transformed, but he didn't want to see the dark lord who had lost his mind and was only maniac again.

Yes, needless to say, just by imagining Snape teaching a child, Lu Li could already predict what kind of child Snape could teach.That would definitely not be a child who loves to learn and is full of hope for life. If Snape's poisonous tongue can be more effective, maybe he can even make his students aim at defeating him.

Ok……

Forget this.

Lu Li spoke out his thoughts, but Snape, who originally didn't want to be educated by "stupid Muggles", remained silent.

Speaking of which, apart from being directly hired by Lu Li as a tutor and enrolling in a few undecided interest classes, Snape's task is not heavy. Lu Li just enrolled him in pedagogy and psychology, which are necessary for teachers. course.

In today's society, all those who want to become teachers need to pass the study and assessment of these two courses, which are the basic courses for teachers.

Because in these two courses, there are detailed explanations on how a teacher should guide and teach his students so that they like to learn. At the same time, they also analyze the psychological conditions of some students, so that when the teacher finds some clues of problems You can communicate with them well, instead of directly slapping or sticking down to impose a policy of forced oppression.

Although so far, even among ordinary teachers in large numbers, there are many teachers who cannot do what is required in these two books, but these two books do have very good suggestions on how to educate students.

Snape put his own document aside, then nodded, agreeing with Lu Li's decision.Then he picked up Tom's document and frowned slightly at the numerous "interest classes" on it.

It is inappropriate for Tom in this state to directly learn Chinese, Chinese studies, arithmetic and other knowledge with ordinary Muggle children. Compared with it, it is better to educate Tom alone.But in order to prevent Tom from being unable to communicate with children of the same age, interest classes are a good and worry-free choice.

Snape looked at it for a long time, and finally decided to ask Tom, "Do you have any favorite things?"

Tom blinked his big eyes, then hugged Snape, and said happily, "I like Sev~"

Snape: "..." Although he was a little moved, Snape couldn't help feeling a complicated feeling of powerlessness in his heart. Ever since Tom woke up and saw him, basically It has always been like this, never grasping the point of the problem, and then embracing him illegally and confessing his love.

Even though he knew that Tom in front of him was not the Dark Lord, Snape still couldn't distinguish the two very well. After all, it was through his hands that Tom changed little by little from the Dark Lord to what he is now, and then he almost every day I can see the Dark Lord pounce on himself, hug him, confess his love, smile...

Snape felt that he had lost half of his hair in the past few days. He was only in his 20s, but he felt that the crisis of middle-aged baldness had quietly approached.Seeing the two people getting along happily, Lu Li stood up, "Give it to me after you guys have filled out the form." After speaking, Lu Li walked out.

Lu Li's steps didn't look fast, but he moved very fast.He was obviously walking among the crowd, but not many people turned their heads to look at him.Lu Li's figure, which was still clear at first, became more and more blurred as he moved, until he disappeared without a trace.

No one noticed from the beginning to the end, and a person disappeared while walking on the main road.Even the monitoring route on the side of the road didn't take any pictures.

Lu Li appeared on the clouds in the sky. He didn't change back to his original shape. He just maintained his human appearance and stood on the clouds in the sky. The clouds all automatically moved towards him, and stopped when they reached a certain thickness. gather.If WeChat, which is flying in the universe, takes a photo of Luli, if it can take it, it will be able to find a person standing in midair, quietly looking at the city below.

Although there was a heavy thunderstorm yesterday, the city below looked very clean and refreshing today. Lu Li felt the wind in the sky and sat cross-legged on top of the clouds.

In ancient legends, Shenlong is a kind of benevolent beast with the ability to move clouds and rain. Because of its benevolence and fairness, it is called a symbol of auspiciousness, and it is also one of the four gods and beasts.

Lu Li didn't understand these things, and he didn't even understand why he was different from others.From the moment he was conscious, he knew this very well, and intuitively hid his differences.Because grandpa is just an ordinary person, so he also hopes to look like an ordinary person.

But as he grows older, it seems that something unusual is happening around him.

Whether it's the Shebas or Snape and Tom.

He has always liked water very much, but he doesn't like to be close to too much water, because the moisture from the water will make him feel too comfortable and relax his nerves a little.He knew that it was his body's natural need for water, and he had little contact with the vast water for a long time, but he had always lived on land, and he didn't allow himself to make even a little bit that might lose him Now the things of life come.

And things like clouds and rain...

Although Lu Li didn't know if those myths and legends were reliable, he did feel that way occasionally.Where is it supposed to rain, where is it likely to be dry for a long time, and where is it supposed to be raining but it hasn't.

Especially in the city where he lives, sometimes the weather changes due to his reasons, but most of the time he tries not to let himself affect the natural water vapor cycle.It's just that sometimes, there will be occasional barriers to the water vapor cycle in nature. At this time, he will take the initiative to smooth these out and let the rain fall.

Pedestrians walking on the road looked up at the thickening clouds in the sky, tightened their clothes, and felt a little cold, so they started to quicken their pace.While walking, he muttered to himself strangely, "There was a thunderstorm yesterday, and the weather looks good today. Why does it feel like the wind is blowing wrong? The weather forecast is really unbelievable. "

Speaking of this, a faint rain fell from the sky, which was much milder than yesterday's violent storm, and it didn't take long before the rain became heavier and heavier.

Although there was no roaring thunder like yesterday, the outside was soon flooded by rain and the ground was full of stagnant water.

Fortunately, the rain came quickly, but it was also fast, and the sky cleared up soon.But Lu Li, who was originally sitting in the sky, now appeared in another sparsely populated place.

This is a mountain forest in the outskirts. The edge of the forest is a wide repaired road, but there are many trees and small animals in the forest.And above a lake deep in the mountain forest, there is a person standing now.

A man with waist-length white hair, wearing leather armor, holding an extremely long knife in his backhand.

There was a huge black wing on his right back that stretched gently without fluttering, but his whole body was quietly floating above the lake.The quiet and clear lake reflected his figure, and he closed his eyes lightly, feeling the breeze gently brushing his cheeks, "How peaceful." He opened his eyes slowly, turned around, and looked at Lu Li who suddenly appeared by the lake asked, "And where are you from?"

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