818 My Strange Netizens

The elderly don't have any hobbies. Every time they get together, they just chat, play birds, fish, watch calligraphy and painting, and play mahjong. "Bully" cried.

The original two parts｜bodies were all taken back, and the three-headed holy grail lifted the mahjong table in front of him, and then broke down and cried, pointing at Grandpa and angrily scolded: "You bully people!!!"

Grandpa: "..."

Although Grandpa thought it was very interesting for the Little Holy Grail to stare at his grandson's face when he was a child and cry, but it was a little embarrassing to bully a child and cry, so Grandpa said to the Little Holy Grail in a negotiating tone: Why don't I make a mistake on purpose to give you a hand?"

Grandpa was coaxing the Holy Grail in a childlike tone. He recognized the Holy Grail, so he became even angrier in his heart. He shouted loudly at Grandpa: "Don't treat me like a child! You look at me as if I look small, but I'm not small at all!"

"Okay, okay, you are not young." Grandpa said following the words of the Holy Grail with a particularly good temper, with a smile on his face from beginning to end, not to mention how amiable he was.However, his appearance only made the Holy Grail even more angry. The Holy Grail, who was almost stupefied, raised his head and cried for a while, then stared at the little face full of tears and stared at Grandpa for a long time, and finally seemed to make a mistake. As if making some big decision, "I figured it out!"

Grandpa asked, "What did you think of?"

The three-headed Holy Grail clenched his fist: "I thought of how to let you know how powerful I am!" After finishing speaking, the three-headed Holy Grail suddenly stomped, and Grandpa flew up, flying higher and higher .Grandpa didn't know what the Little Holy Grail was trying to do at first, but when he flew to a certain height, he suddenly found that he woke up from his "dream" and became younger.

"It's just like this." Grandpa, who was standing with Lu Li, held the cup of hot water Lu Li gave him in his hand, and slowly finished the whole story. After he finished speaking, he asked Lu Li, "So I was not Are you dreaming?"

Lu Li: "...It's not a dream."

There was excitement in Grandpa's tone: "So my good grandson can really fly in the sky?"

Lu Li: "...The Holy Grail has made you much younger. I don't know if there are any aftereffects. Let's go home first and talk about other things. There are quite a lot of people here now."

There are really a lot of people here now.

After the black mud was put away, everyone who was swallowed by the black mud woke up now. Lu Li had already canceled the barriers that were formed before these people woke up, so after everyone woke up, they didn't find anything wrong. right place.

After the black mud disappeared, the black mud on these people also gradually disappeared, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it now.There is nothing wrong except that his grandpa has become younger, but these grandpas and aunts... seem to have become more energetic.

The man suspected of being a zombie is now surrounded by the group of awakened uncles and aunts. His limbs have been disabled after being beaten, and he can only lie on the ground with his mouth open, trying to bite the group of people surrounding him. But he couldn't move his body at all—up to now, the man who caused everyone panic and thought he was a zombie is now completely sure to be a zombie, and he is also a person who will not be infected with the zombie virus for too long.

The aunt with a shovel on her shoulder raised her foot and stepped on the back of the zombie's neck, so that the zombie, which was able to raise its neck and stretch its head, now really has no place on its body that can swing "largely" .The aunt in a flowered shirt snorted disdainfully at the zombies at her feet and said, "I think back then my sister Hua was also a big sister with all kinds of flavors! You little guy actually felt that my sister Hua was making trouble, I let you come here I can't go!" As he spoke, he tapped the zombie on the ground with his other hand.

The other uncles and aunts who followed the waking Sister Hua to deal with the zombie all echoed their voices.

Standing in front of Lu Li, the old man, who had become younger, used his white, tender and handsome young face to forcefully pull out a kind and harmonious smile, and said to Lu Li with admiration, "Sister Hua was amazing before, and the pursuit of She also has a lot of people, but when she gets old, she becomes more depressed, I never thought that I can still see Sister Hua regaining her old style, it's really great!"

Land from:"……"

Lu Li just wanted to know what kind of influence this black mud had on these old men and women. He always felt that if he went back to the 60s and [-]s of the last century and handed out a small red book to the old men and women, everyone would be able to start with passion. Shout out slogans.

When the police comrades finally arrived here, they saw those grandpas and aunts who looked like "Who else is there in this world?!", and immediately ran over to say hello to the police comrades who rushed over with great enthusiasm. "Hello comrades! Comrades have worked hard!"

It forced all the police comrades who rushed over to look confused, completely unable to understand what happened.

It took a long time for the police comrades to ask clearly about what happened and what happened—in fact, the answers given by everyone were very consistent, and they could not completely answer the questions of the police comrades.

All the grandpas and aunts answered in unison: "We were all buying/selling vegetables before, and then there was this zombie who didn't know where it came from at the gate of the vegetable market. I was hit by a car, so you must look at the traffic lights when crossing the road! If you are crossing the road in a place where there are no cars, you must be very careful. Yes, yes, crossing the road is wrong. Let’s talk about the topic After talking, this zombie was hit by a car, and a lot of black mud came out from nowhere and drowned us all."

"Are you saying that the sewer in our place is cracked, so all the mud ran out? Oh, yes... Let's continue to talk about the previous problem. After so many of us were flooded by the black mud, we didn't know anything. , when we wake up, there will be nothing left, but the zombie is still there, so we will get rid of it by ourselves~”

Police Comrade: "..."

Comrade policeman felt an unspeakable chest tightness, and he didn't know how to express it.Afterwards, he thought for a long time before choking out a sentence: "The next time you encounter such a dangerous thing, you must ensure your own safety in advance, and we should leave it to our police to deal with these dangerous things!"

The uncles and aunts all laughed, "Haven't we all been injected with the antidote of the t-virus~ Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, comrades in the police, let's continue chatting." So the uncles and aunts continued chatting around the comrades in the police Woke up, and successfully passed the original topic to the agent again, and the whole process was filled with, "Little comrade, are you married? Do you have a girlfriend? Auntie will introduce you to a good one~" and so on.

Lu Li in the distance watched the situation develop to this point, and took Grandpa who had explained everything clearly, and Sephiroth who had been obediently being a wallflower, and went home together.As for that Gilgamesh...

In order to be able to pump out the black mud without compromising his character, Gilgamesh forcibly used gold with magic, and made a lot of gold water pumps for himself according to the structure diagram of human water pumps.Now that the problem was solved, Lu Li also removed the barrier, and Gilgamesh had already run away, probably to regret that he had done such a tasteless thing.

After Lu Li brought Grandpa and Sephiroth home, he saw Snape dragging Tom to watch TV together. The news broadcast on the TV was about the sudden appearance of many zombies in country C. The issue of black mud was also brought up.In addition to the TV news broadcasting the sudden appearance of zombies in various parts of country c, the Internet has completely exploded.Unlike the implicit "justice" statement on TV, the Internet has completely pointed the finger at Emperor m.

#This must be Emperor m's revenge! #

#mdi finally couldn't sit still, and now he wants to attack country c! #

#We all know that there are zombies only in country m, but not in other countries, so now there is an interesting question, that is why the zombies that should only exist in country m now appear in country c?No prize for correct answer ╮(╯▽╰)╭#

All the Internet is attacking country m, but there will always be some opposing voices, such as those people who hate m all jumping up and saying: "country m will not do such a thing! It must be done by country c itself !” As for why, “Who knows why.”

No matter what the quarrel on the Internet was, when they took Grandpa back and just opened it, neither Tom nor Snape recognized Grandpa, both of them stared at Landing with a "no way" look It was Snape who asked, "Didn't something happen to Grandpa? Where did Grandpa go? This person brought back by you, you probably picked him up somewhere again?"

After Lu Li successively "picked up" Sheba's family, Snape, Tom, Sephiroth and others, everyone has recognized that Lu Li has a hobby of picking people up.Even Snape, who was "deeply hurt" by Lu Li, thought so.

"Oh, let me introduce you," Lu Li said, "This is my grandpa, the younger version."

Both Snape and Tom have four capitalized "Are you kidding me?"

Lu Li felt his head hurt a little, and he always felt that there seemed to be a lot of questions to answer today.Anyway, I have to answer the questions, so I can explain everything clearly at once.

Sephiroth, who was standing next to Lu Li, raised his hand behind Lu Li and rubbed Lu Li's temples. After Lu Li turned his head, he showed a gentle smile to Lu Li, "I'll make a cup for everyone. Tea." After speaking, Sephiroth walked to the kitchen to get hot water.

Just when Lu Li's home entered the [-] why mode, Hannibal said that he had already bought a plane ticket and was going to country c to find Lu Li, and Hannibal had already got off the plane, and because a group of people who suddenly appeared at the airport Zombies are trapped in the airport.

Seeing the slow-moving zombies outside who were still attacking the door of everyone's hiding room, Hannibal was stunned.

Did something change in this world that he couldn't understand when he didn't know it?

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