want to date my cat

Mi Zhiqiu's search software is full of pseudoscience.

"Do people turn into cats?"

"Duke Zhou interprets dreams and turns into a cat when he falls asleep"

"If I turn into a cat, can I call the police and be rescued?"

......

He looked at the cat-changing novels and cat-changing comics all over the screen, clutching his hair in a daze.

This is the tenth day that he turned into a cat after falling asleep. In the past few days, he ate until he was full before going to bed, but when he woke up as a cat, he was still so hungry that he lost his mind.

He felt that this little thing lacked a slave.

How lazy is it to hover on the verge of starvation every day?

Mi Zhiqiu couldn't help but think of the time when he went to beg for food, he suddenly cut the land for compensation from Xia Xin, first he touched his head, then his back, he didn't let go of his paws, he even dared to pull his beard, last night he actually dragged him to take a bath, although he I’m not afraid of water, but I’m ashamed to be touched and rubbed all of a sudden. Sometimes I drag my tail to wash my ass, and sometimes I turn over and rub my belly. baby.The kitten's struggle was like being coquettish. He tried his best and was held down by one hand.Mi Zhiqiu suspected that if he ate a few more meals of tuna, it would be compensation for cutting eggs instead of land.

Mi Zhiqiu felt that he was being teased frankly by the other party through the cat's skin, and he couldn't blush.

While thinking about not sleeping at all today, he will surely find many people to feed him when he turns into a cat during the day, while listening to music and flipping through Weibo with his headphones on, Xu Tong's phone call came.

"Mimi! Did you see the notification in the group!"

"Don't call me that, Tongtong, what's the matter?"

Xu Tong on the other end seemed to be disgusted too, his voice distorted a bit, "The change list is out, Dad will be your boss from now on! Call me Minister!"

Mi Zhiqiu opened the group message and saw his name next to the deputy minister, "Look at your bureaucratic face, the gloomy tomorrow of the Ministry of Culture is just around the corner."

Xu Tong took the sarcasm as a compliment, wishing to turn this call into the first regular meeting, Mi Zhiqiu continued to browse Weibo while perfunctory, "But Zhiqiu, if you were not busy changing majors in the last month, the minister must not be able to turn Me, and I heard that the chairman also considered that there should not be so many people from the business school as ministers, after all, the chairman himself is from the business school, and the director of the sports department and the propaganda department are both from the business school this time..."

Mi Zhiqiu stuttered: "Don't tell me you don't think you don't deserve virtue, and I'm sorry to be here." But before Xu Tong could finish calling Lao Tzu the number one in the world, he flipped through Weibo and found a Someone from the Propaganda Department I knew said in a retweet, "Minister, are you only posting cats even today!"

The content of Weibo is, "Leave baby's No.20 for three hours, miss it."

Mi Zhiqiu glanced at the familiar hand on the portrait, and dragged the notifications in the group to the end a little slow.

Ah, what Xu Tong was talking about belonged to the head of the Propaganda Department of the business school, but it was actually Xia Xinran.

Mi Zhiqiu hung up the phone and flipped through Xia Xinran's Weibo. In the last ten days, almost all Weibos were about cats. The first one was "A grayish little cutie came to my balcony" accompanied by I took a picture of the furry head door that I don't know when I took it.When he turned to the latest Weibo again, he finally felt a little embarrassed at "thinking about it" belatedly.Xia Xinran was clearly thinking about cats, but it was as if she was talking about herself.

Mi Zhiqiu pulled the quilt over his head and lay in a daze, then pulled down the quilt and read these Weibo posts twice, suddenly he didn't really want to stay up late.

When the cat passed the house lightly, he glanced at the hour hand inside and pointed to eleven. Mi Zhiqiu, who was a little awkward and felt that the other party should be grateful, jumped onto the balcony almost excitedly.

This is the first time he has come so early.

As a result, when he jumped onto the window sill and looked in, before the inexplicable joy in his heart had dissipated, he saw Xia Xin leaning back on the chair suddenly, panting with his head tilted slightly, rubbing his hands up and down.

Mi Zhiqiu was sure that he didn't bark, but he just heard a catastrophic meow, and he suspected it was a cry from the depths of his soul.

Xia Xinran!You talk about cats!What are you doing!What are you trying to do to the cat!

Suddenly Xia Xin was startled when he heard the movement, turned his head to see the cat, was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and put his head on the desk and exhaled. Like water, wearing a vest, the back of his neck showed a sinuous arc, rising and falling with his unsteady breathing.

Mi Zhiqiu, the little cat, didn't dare to look at him too much, turned his little head suddenly, pretending that he didn't know the boy very much, and secretly scolded him as a pervert.

Just as the little cat was about to slip away, Xia Xin had already packed up and came over and opened the window.

After getting along with each other for the past few days, Xia Xin suddenly became very familiar. He grabbed the cat that wanted to run away with one hand. He didn't know what it was struggling with, so he hugged the fur ball in his arms and scratched his chin in a comforting way: "Good boy, I won't take a shower today."

Do you think kittens know nothing?You don't even smell what's in the room!

Mi Zhiqiu, whose senses became more sensitive, patted Xia Xinran's hand away with his paw, but Xia Xin directly pinched his paw and rubbed it, and had to bury it in his furry belly: "When I said I missed you, you appeared, what is this little girl?" Fairy."

Mi Zhiqiu couldn't push this huge head away, and thought hopelessly, "This is your father who is so hungry that you have no strength."

Mi Zhiqiu, who lost power and humiliated the country, sold his cat's body to get a full meal, and also enjoyed the air-conditioning for a while.He is very afraid of heat, not to mention jumping around in the summer when he is wrapped in fur. Suddenly, he is blown by the air conditioner and immediately lazily collapses on the ground. Xia Xin suddenly drags him up from the ground like pulling a boneless steak.The body temperature of the boy was probably the temperature that cats like, and Mi Zhiqiu obediently and instinctively slumped on his lap in the mysterious domain.Xia Xin rubbed his cheeks, picked up his phone and checked Weibo, but before it was quiet for a long time, Xia Xin suddenly lowered his head and asked, "We have such a good relationship, do you want to touch noses with me?"

Mi Zhiqiu saw that his misty eyes just now were black and bright, as moist as amber, with a smile that was close to doting, his hair had long been dry, and fell softly from the angle of looking down, he Seeing Xia Xin lowering his head suddenly, but unable to react what he was going to do, he let him touch his wet nose in a little confusion.

When he woke up in bed, the sun had just turned on, the music on his phone was still playing softly, and the opened interface was stuck on Xia Xinran's Weibo. He refreshed it, but he didn't see any new updates. He just liked a post last night. Weibo, the content is that for cats, touching noses is a friendly greeting.

Mi Zhiqiu touched his nose with the phone.

I feel pretty silly.

He paid attention to Xia Xinran.