Do not sleep

"Xiao Tui, you ask me if there is any way I can turn down the celebration occasion I don't want to go to?"

This evening, it was rare to squeeze out some free time from the vacation training to play games. Akira Kirihara, who was leveling in front of the computer in the bedroom at home with headphones on, also heard the voice of his little friend Wuhutui who went abroad on vacation in the private chat of the game. .

While playing games and chatting, Kirihara Chiya replied quite casually.

"If you don't want to go, then don't go, what reason do you need to find?" Kirihara Chiya said.

"That's the problem. It's not easy to refuse the invitation to this celebration. If I can't find a suitable reason, the older brothers in the family will drag me out." Five tigers retreating is also a headache.

Since the central castle has been turned into a candy house, the sound insulation in the castle is not as good as it used to be. Therefore, Wuhutui, who played online games in another world online this evening, is currently in the dungeon.

——The room next door to Wu Hutui is written by Xiaoye Zuo, if Wuhutui said these things in the room and accidentally didn't control the volume, Xiaoye would have heard them all when he was next door.

These things can't be said to the other sword friends in the central castle. Five Tigers retreated in the dungeon this afternoon and didn't get any reliable ideas from the intelligent robot.

So now, when the Five Tigers retreated to play games, they also complained about their troubles with their little friend Kirihara Chi who was far away in other worlds.

Of course, nothing about the government of Tokino, Honmaru, Token Fusangshin, or the parallel world can't be said clearly. The reason why the five tigers retired was the reason they had made in front of Akaya Kirihara before.

"Kirihara, you also know the situation in my family. My family is a big family, but other than me, the other brothers are all adopted."

A summary of the previous situation came in a simple and shocking manner, and the focus of the retreat of the five tigers is in the back.

"This time... the celebration that our family was invited to attend is a very big event in the local area. Many government officials will attend this kind of celebration. The status of the older brothers in the family is not enough to attend the celebration. I must be a servant... ...Just go with your own life."

After a few leaks, the meaning of the five tigers retreating can be regarded as clear.

In this celebration held by their government of the time, the occasion where the god judge Qi Yuanshun was supposed to appear was relatively grand in itself.

And on such an occasion, although the other Token Fusangshen of a-4 Honmaru where the central castle is located can attend, but the only ones who can represent the god-inspector Qi Yuanshun are the five tigers.

At present, there is no possibility of changing the position of the servants in the center of the castle when the god judge is sleeping, so the attendance of the Five Tigers is imperative.

but!

As I have analyzed in detail before, the Five Tigers can't leave the central castle. Once they leave, let alone being ridiculed by these sword Fusangshen of their own Honmaru, they will be ashamed and thrown outside!

Think about it, the opening ceremony of the celebration jointly organized by the Government of Time and the Parallel World was so solemn, but in the end, a plump five-ball retreat was mixed in among the handsome Token Fusangshen.

... That scene is so beautiful that I dare not even think about it!

"I definitely want to push this matter away, but I can't let the brothers in the family see the problem, so there is no good excuse to come up with it?!" Wuhu Tui was about to go crazy.

"Xiao Tui, you suddenly said that, there is nothing I can do about it." Kirihara Chi said, helpless as well.

"I have never encountered such a thing."

Usually Kirihara Chi also encounters occasions that he least wants to go to, probably the scenes of eating melon seeds by seven aunts and eight aunts when visiting relatives. Also speechless.

But hating such occasions, Kirihara Chiya would just dodge it at best, and find excuses casually, probably on the level of a sudden headache and stomachache.

But in the situation that the Five Tigers are facing now, there is really no other way.

"So why are you refusing to attend the invitation to this celebration, Xiao Tui?"

I just listened to it for a long time and didn't hear the five tigers back to the point. Now that I want to solve this problem, Kirihara Chi also feels that I should figure it out from the source.

For example, there must be a reason why the five tigers retreat so much that they don't want to attend the celebration.

"You tell the reason, we can prescribe the right medicine, maybe we can find a solution." Kirihara Akaya's mind was also turning quickly.

"..." The five tigers retreated.

"What?" Kirihara Chi also asked after hearing no sound from the headphones for a long time.

"I gained weight when I was in school. I don't want to attend the ceremony like this. Those swords... Those who attended the ceremony are family friends of our family. If they see me like this, they will be laughed to death in the next ten years!" The five tigers withdrew and went out.

In fact, more than ten years.

Among the Honmaru and the army under the name of the time government, the five-ball retreat is unprecedented.

If he showed his face in such a big public place during the celebration, the reputation of five-goal retirement could be passed down for 2000 years, and it could break through the world wall and spread from the Government of Time to the parallel world, that would be immortal!

Absolutely not!

"...Hahahahahaha, so it's this one!" Kirihara Chi also froze for a moment, recovered his senses and tapped the keyboard with a smile.

Going crazy with such a big noise in the bedroom at night, Chiya Kirihara's mother couldn't help running over to knock on the door to find out the situation.

"What are you doing at night, laughing so crazy!" Chiya Kirihara's mother scolded, "What kind of games are you playing at this time, go to bed quickly, don't you have to go to school for training tomorrow!"

If you don't play Qieyuan Chi for three days, you will have to go to the house to expose the tiles!

"I'll sleep right away, I'll sleep right away." Hugging her aching stomach with a smile, she perfunctory her mother, and then Kirihara Chiya started chatting privately with Wuhu Tui again.

"Then there's nothing you can do about it, unless you can lose weight with Xiao Tui." Kirihara Chi couldn't help laughing a few more times.

"Nonsense, if I have time to lose weight, I will ask you this question!" Wuhu Tui was really desperate for his little friend's unreliability.

snort!

"To be honest, I don't think you're fat, Xiao Tui, you're just a little bit rounder." Hearing Wu Hu Tui's angry tone, Qieyuan Chi also stopped joking, even if the idea he came up with now doesn't know how to do it. no.

"Xiao Tui, have you ever heard of tights?" Kirihara Akaya said.

Note, the tights that girls wear to conceal their figures!

Logically speaking, Kirihara Akaya, a straight man, shouldn't know this, but he can't help that there is someone in love with him.

I don’t know what’s going on, but after the crash on the last night of the previous graduation season, the love relationship between their president, Seiichi Yukimura, and Rin Tamba, a member of the Ice Emperor Women’s Association, is weird... Maintained the original?

Of course, Chiya Kirihara, who perfectly missed the excitement on the night of the graduation season, actually doesn't know much about the members of the Women's Association.

And since Yukimura Seiichi and the others have already graduated, and Kirihara Chiya is still a high school student, Marui Bunta who has graduated can't say too much.

For example, the retreat of the five tigers is a matter for members of the Women's Association. Yukimura Seiichi and the others basically knew about it that night, but no one can tell Kirihara Chi.

Living in the strange eyes of all the seniors who have graduated but specially gathered to train him on the tennis court of Lihai University during the holidays, Kirihara Chi also didn't find anything wrong, and now he can still talk and laugh with the five tigers.

... Let's have a snack!

Cough, but these are off topic, let’s get down to business.

It was really strange to talk about their relationship with Yukimura Seiichi, the former head of the Rikkai University Tennis Club just now.

How should I put it, no matter how low the EQ is, when training in school during the holidays, every time the minister's girlfriend Tanba Rin came to find her boyfriend as before, Akira Kirihara would be able to see Nioh-senpai and the others hiding I don't know what to say in the corner.

And the face of an undisguised senior like Marui Bunta will be very... vigilant?Scared?fear? , is probably the meaning of the expression.

Therefore, Kirihara Chi was also influenced by the seniors around him, and it was only natural that he occasionally paid attention to his minister's girlfriend.

Regarding the girl's tights and the like, it was because Kirihara Akaya accidentally overheard a conversation between Minister Yukimura Seichi and his girlfriend Tamba Rin.

But Kirihara Chi didn't listen too much, because the content of the words he heard also involved underwear, tights, etc. Anyway, it sounded like a very private topic, and I don't know what Kirihara Chi had imagined at the time, anyway. He blushed and ran away.

However, in fact, the conversation between Yukimura Seiichi and Tanba Rin at that time was actually talking about their "bad relationship" when they were in junior high school.

Tanba Rin joined the Women's Association when she was in junior high school, and she lingered quietly around Yukimura Seiichi for half a year in order to take a scandalous photo that could go viral.

I don't know how Yukimura Seiichi and Tamba Rin talked about this topic that day, anyway, what Yukimura Seiichi said at the time was probably like this.

"Speaking of which, you often appeared by my side when I was in junior high school. At that time, I thought the one wearing the peaked cap was a boy." Yukimura Seichi said with a smile.

"When I was in junior high school, in order not to let you find out, I deliberately wore tights and a wide shirt to cover my figure. You were too smart at that time to be easy to deceive." Danba Rin let out a haha.

Of course, it's not easy to cheat now.

However, this topic got deeper and it was time to turn over old scores, and then Yukimura Seichi wisely changed the subject.

Kirihara Chi also listened to the general idea, and overdid it. Now that he heard Wuhutui's method of concealing his figure, what he remembered most was the tights he heard before.

"But the tights can only be worn on the body. It's really not easy to cover your round face." Kirihara Akaya thought of the words mentioned by the minister's girlfriend at this time, so he suggested.

"Xiao Tui, do you know about contouring? Girls use shadows to create an optical illusion. After makeup and contouring, it is said that the face can look thinner."

"..." The five tigers retreated.

He didn't ask Kirihara Chiya why he suddenly knew so much about girls' makeup and self-cultivation skills.

Also, this kind of advice sounds unreliable, doesn't it?

Is there a reliable friend by his side!Do you have!

The author has something to say: The most unreliable thing is Xiong Tui Tui (^O^)!

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