Do not sleep

Chapter 800

After several days on the road with a small merman doll, Wuhu Tui realized a very serious problem.

"Akashi, what do you think is the recipe for this shark doll?" Wu Hutui asked, blinking his eyes.

The mechanical carriage made by Wuhutui was driving on the official road in the ancient middle-earth in an ordinary way.

Xiaohuwan pretended to be the coachman and sat in front of the carriage with a dog's tail grass in his mouth, while Wuhutui and Akashi|National Bank stayed in the carriage.

The appearance of the mechanical carriage looks the same as that of an ordinary carriage, but the interior is very spacious due to the use of space extension technology.

So Akashi|National Bank was lying on the side of the carriage on a seat similar to a small sofa, and the five tigers sitting on the side did not feel crowded.

Five Tigers Tui just lay down next to the wooden bathtub behind the carriage with some doubts, watched the little shark doll twirling in the bathtub and playing with its tail, and said something with a puzzled expression.

"When we were sleeping next to a certain stream last night, I saw the shark doll catch a small fish in the water and just swallowed it."

The point is, eat it raw, and it hasn't been chewed yet.

Think about it, a merman doll with a very kawaii appearance suddenly fished out a fish from the water and swallowed it raw, and after swallowing it, the merman doll showed a toothless face to the five tigers. innocent smile.

... This sense of contrast frightened the five tigers back, it was a shudder.

"Although that little fish is small, the mermaid doll is not too big, won't it choke if you just swallow it like this?" Wu Hu swallowed back his saliva.

"Right now, the merman doll is still alive and kicking in the bathtub, so it doesn't look like it was choked to death." Akashi|National Bank yawned lazily.

"The point is to eat it raw!" Wuhu Tui condemned the irresponsible Akashi|National Bank.

"Mermans live in the sea. If they catch fish and don't eat them raw, can they still start a fire?" Akashi|National Bank was as sharp as ever.

Xiaohumaru, who was sitting outside the carriage with clear eyesight, couldn't help but chuckled, interjected, and said, "It looks like mermaids are still an omnivorous race."

Before the five tigers retreated, they fed the merman dolls with wild fruits brought from the temple to satisfy their hunger, and the merman dolls ate them too. Yesterday, the five tigers retreated for a while, and the merman dolls grabbed raw fish and ate them too.

"It's better not to be picky about food, we can't keep a doll that is too expensive." Xiaohumaru said.

"But the merman doll is not too picky." Wuhu said as he tilted his head and lay beside the wooden bathtub behind the carriage, playing with the giggling merman doll while playing with the water.

"Eating something with scales, wouldn't a mermaid feel like eating himself?"

Anyway, the lower body of the merman doll has a fish tail with scales.

The merman doll is so not picky, won't it feel that what he eats is too similar to the tail growing on his lower body when he eats live fish? !

"The merman doll is so small, how can he understand these things." Akashi|National Bank twitched the corners of his mouth and said.

"Didn't you say that a mermaid is one hundred years old, and this mermaid doll is equivalent to a human cub that has only been born for three days?"

A baby who is only three days old, apart from being able to eat instinctively, is it possible to expect this kind of baby to understand etiquette, justice, shame, filial piety and fraternity?

"..." The five tigers retreated.

That's right.

"Instead of discussing a baby's recipe here, why don't you think about what we're going to do next." Xiaohuwan's voice came from outside the carriage.

"What should I do?" Five Tigers retreated.

"It's impossible for us to wander around in the wilderness all the time, we'll have to enter the city." Xiaohumaru thought for a while and said.

"A few days ago we passed a village and heard people there say that if you walk along the official road, you will enter the nearest Zhaoling City."

"Going to the city, I can go to a restaurant to eat." Wuhu Tui's eyes lit up, complained, and said.

"I'm tired of eating wild fruit barbecue these days."

Whether it's Xiaohuwan, Wuhutui or Akashi|National Bank, none of the three Token Fusangshen who don't understand human fireworks can cook at all.

In addition to eating wild fruits, at most Xiaohu Wan can roast fish, shrimp, chicken and duck caught in the wild, but these things are tasteless except that they can be eaten with a little salt.

So these days, whenever it's time to eat, Wuhu Tui misses Shao'an who he met in the ancient middle-earth.

How good is Shaoan's cooking skills, and his ability to work in the field is also very good. He knows how to create unlimited delicious food with limited ingredients.

It's a pity that Shao'an is still far away in a certain city by the seaside of ancient Middle-earth, waiting for the five tigers to retreat and find them for a surprise.

It is impossible to expect Shao'an to fall from the sky, but you can still consider it if you go to a restaurant to have a good meal in the town you are about to arrive at.

"That's why I said there is a problem." Xiaohumaru pointed out a fact ruthlessly and said.

"We don't have any money on us."

Even if there is a mechanical carriage that can travel automatically, it saves the travel expenses of Xiaohumaru and the others in the ancient middle-earth, and the meals and camping along the way are free wild fruit grilled fish.

But if they want to enter a town where crowds gather, whether they are staying in an inn or going to a restaurant, money is the key in the ancient Middle Earth!

Even if there is no silver, gold is not impossible.

"Where do I have gold." Wu Hu retreated a little and opened the door of the carriage and gave Xiaohuwan who was sitting outside a supercilious look.

"Gold and silver are both metals. Isn't the five tigers back your toolbox full of metal materials?" Xiaohuwan said provocatively.

"Not too much, a little bit is enough for us."

"The metals in my toolbox are all processed, and they can't be used by ordinary people at all." Wuhu retreated.

"Then what should we do?" Xiaohumaru was at a loss.

Without money, let alone going to an inn to stay in a restaurant to improve food, they can't even afford the travel expenses to enter the city gate.

By the way, it seems that the ancient middle-earth needs guides or something to enter the city. Do they have these things?no.

"There's nothing, let's just bypass Zhaoling City in front of us." Xiaohumaru said.

"I don't want it." Wu Hu turned his small eyes and said suddenly, thinking of something.

"Hey, I remember that in the village I passed by before, didn't the village head's grandfather say that robbers haunted the path leading to Zhaoling City all the year round."

"So?" Xiaohuwan didn't respond.

The five tigers smiled brightly, showing their cute little teeth, and said, "The robber must be very rich."

****

The mechanical carriage turned a corner on the official road and took a short detour to the small road leading to Zhaoling City, and the robbers arrived as expected.

Of course, when meeting the robbers of Wuxiong Tui, the ending can be imagined.

"What, didn't you say that the robbers outside Zhaoling City have been circling for several years, and you only have so little money after robbing for so long?" Wu Hutui looked at the leader of the robbers who was trampled under his feet suspiciously, and said.

"Don't fool me just because I'm young. If you don't tell the truth, I'll strip you off and put you on the official path."

"Young master, there are really only so many." The robbers lying on the ground who were tied up by the five tigers and five flowers cried bitterly.

Ahhh!This is really the first time they have opened their business to rob, who would have thought that they would meet such a tough guy!

"The first time? But the name of the robbers outside Zhaoling City has been passed down for several years, right?" Xiaohuwan said, squatting at the side and poking at the robbers whose noses were bruised and their faces swollen.

"And I also heard that the robbers outside Zhaoling City are fierce. They not only rob money, but also rob sex and kill people to silence their mouths."

"No, we're just ordinary hunters in the neighborhood, occasionally secretly using the name of robbers in Zhaoling City to earn some pocket money." The leader of the robbers clarified fearfully, and said tremblingly.

"This is really the first time we have made a move, and I ask you to hold your hand high and keep someone under the knife!"

"What do you guys think?" Xiaohumaru looked at the Five Tigers who were dragging Akashi|National Bank aside.

The shark doll's appearance is too recognizable, and when meeting people on the road, the five tigers often retreat and leave them in the carriage.

There is an invisible combination lock on the carriage. Although it looks ordinary, it is actually made of metal, so there is no need to worry about safety.

"There is no smell of blood on them, and it is true to say that they have never had any human life." Five Tigers stepped on the tearful leader of the robber with his head tilted, and said leisurely.

"But it's the first time to rob Dao, I think your business is quite proficient."

"We have no other choice, no choice, please forgive me, young master!"

"I don't need to kill you, but I want you to lead the way." Wuhu Tui said.

"Lead the way?" The robber leader was a little stuck.

"You should be familiar with the location of the real outlaws and robbers outside Zhaoling City." Wuhu Tui was not stupid.

If these imposter ordinary robbers don't know where the real robbers are, how could they just pick them up and use their names outside when they don't go out.

The robbers are cunning, half of what they say is true and half is false.

But it doesn't matter, the Five Tigers retreat is just half true and half false, and they will drop ten times in one effort!

Besides, these fake robbers don't have much money here, presumably the real robber's den should not be so disappointing.

"..." The leader of the robbers.

In fact, the gold and silver treasures that were pulled out of the real robbers' lair did not disappoint the five tigers.

Two days later, Xiaohumaru set foot on the official road to Zhaoling City again in the carriage carrying the contented Five Tigers, Rich and Tui.

On the official road, the five tigers retreated and a group passed by a motorcade of luxury horses and attendants armed with swords.

A man in the team's first-class carriage suddenly had a thought, and the maid at the side lowered her head and called out, "My lord."

"……nothing."

The horse team was luxurious, passers-by on the official road gave way one after another, and a few passers-by whispered a few words.

"Could it be some kind of motorcade of a dignified family, it's so impressive."

"That's right, did you see the mark on the carriage in front, it's the convoy of the Nan clan of the Dingbian clan."

"The Dingbian Nan clan motorcade that appeared outside Zhaoling City at this time is probably the third son of the Dingbian Nan clan who said a few months ago that he would come to our Zhaoling City to suppress bandits."

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