Do not sleep

In the office of the President of the Student Council of the High School of Hyotei Academy, Wu Hutai is sitting opposite to Keigo Atobe who is working.

"Ah-choo—" Wuhu Tui sneezed loudly, regained his senses, and took out a piece of toilet paper from the paper box in his cousin Atobe Keigo's office.

"Don't catch a cold at this time." Keigo Atobe leaned back while holding the document in distaste when the five tigers retreated and was about to sneeze, and said.

"Only fools catch a cold this season."

"I don't have a cold." Wuhu Tii, who was blowing his nose, said with a red nose, throwing the toilet paper into the trash can beside him.

"Someone must be thinking about me."

"Are you sure someone is not scolding you?" Keigo Atobe felt that this statement was more reliable.

"I have more friends than enemies." Wu Tui rolled his eyes and said.

"The last time I traveled abroad, I met friends who were willing to give me money in foreign countries. This is true friendship."

The five tigers are talking about the businessman Hasa who happened to meet and bought them back from the slave market when they went to the richest city of Xisar.

Moreover, the businessman Hasa had sent a lot of money to the five tigers before, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he was sending charcoal in the snow in a foreign country.

However, I won't say much about the difference between sending charcoal in the middle of the day, or spending money to eliminate disasters, and everyone understands it.

In short, no matter what the purpose is, the result is good anyway. Five Tigers retreat all these things because they have good popularity. Such a statement... is actually true.

"Hasa Kesparal." Keigo Atobe clearly knew who the Five Tigers were talking about.

As mentioned before, among the top pyramids in the world, there are only a few long-lasting families. The family marriages are closely related. Strictly speaking, the Atobe family is the same as the top Xparall family. There are also relatives.

Qi Yuanshun, the owner of the Five Tigers Retirement, set up an identity with the Klapasir family in this world, that's why he was related to the chaebols of the Atobe family, with a cousin on the left and a cousin on the right .

There is really no way for Five Tigers to become a cousin, otherwise they can have a marriage relationship with Atobe Keigo and the others. Since ancient times, cousins ​​have been CPs!

"I heard from Aunt Yuriko that she had ordered a baby kiss with my mother before." Wu Hutui said with a little regret while looking at Keigo Atobe, lying on the desk.

"It's just that you were born with the wrong gender, Xiaojing, otherwise we would be able to get married."

Aunt Yuriko is Yuriko Atobe, the mother of Keigo Atobe.

The baby kiss is still a real thing, but it was probably a joke between Yuriko Atobe and Qi Yuanshun in the past. Since Wuxiong Tui's "birth", this baby kiss has nothing to do with it.

"Come first, come first, you were born with the wrong gender." Keigo Atobe rolled his eyes at the five tigers.

In terms of age, it is obvious that Keigo Atobe is so many years older than Wuhu Tui. If Wuhu Tui is a girl, the two parties just kiss and get closer, who would make him a man.

Yushi Ninzu, who was working as the background board, couldn't help laughing at this moment.

To be honest, when Keigo Atobe and Wuhutui were talking, it felt different from the usual arrogant appearance in school.

If anyone ran in front of Keigo Atobe, it's a pity that he is not a girl, Keigo Atobe would definitely clean him up so that he didn't even know his mother.

But it was the five tigers who said this, and these were really jokes. If the five tigers dared to speak, Jingwu Atobe dared to refute. Some words were forgotten after hearing them, and they didn't take them to heart.

And even if Jingwu Atobe takes it to heart, it's useless. Wu Xiong Tui has a bad memory, and he forgets when he pokes others. If someone gets angry with him later, Wu Hu will return the grievance and say that others are inexplicable. .

Hehe, if you don't have a big heart for such a brat on the booth, you will be so angry that you will die of anger.

"If I were a girl, Xiaojing and I would definitely be engaged at this time." Wuhu Tui really dared to think, really dare to say.

Then Five Tigers retreated and said, "If I were a girl, then Tezuka-senpai would be the third party at this time!"

Shinobu Yushi endured it for a long time, but now he couldn't hold it back, he patted the table and laughed.

"My God, Tezuka is the third party? Hahahahahaha!"

Atobe Keigo raised his head from the document speechlessly and glanced at Wuhutui lying opposite him, his eyes were indescribable.

"Originally, if I were a girl, I would be your fiancée, Xiaojing." Wu Huti read a lot of novels during this period, and the plots were all set.

"Then Xiaojing, you are dissatisfied with the marriage arrangement at home, you want to fall in love freely, and you have a girlfriend... Oh no, it's because your boyfriend is an ordinary commoner, whose identity is not accepted by the family, and then you two secretly come and go."

Five Tigers thought about it for a while, and then said: "The relationship between Tezuka-senpai and Xiao Jing was accidentally discovered by me, no, by the 'girl me', and the 'girl me' was hit hard, throwing out 500 yuan." Let Tezuka-senpai leave Xiaojing and you..."

"Is Atobe only worth 500 million?" Yushi Ninata, who was laughing and listening, had only this question.

No, the Atobe consortium is sitting on hundreds of billions of dollars anyway, and it wants a third party to leave Keigo Atobe, the heir of the family, for 500 million. Who is this insulting?

Anyway, it will cost 100 billion!

"100 billion!" Five Tigers retreated to count how many zeros 100 billion is, and then said ruthlessly.

"No, it's not good for me to keep so much money for myself, Xiaojing doesn't deserve it!"

"……"Atobe Keigo.

This familiar feeling of wanting to roll up your sleeves and hit someone is coming, it is coming, and it is coming again.

"And then?" Yushi Ninzu held Keigo Atobe, especially wanting to hear how the Five Tigers will make up the plot.

"Then……"

"Atobe is worth 100 billion, don't mention the 500 million one, let's talk about it at the price of 100 billion." Ninata Yushi interjected.

"..." The five tigers retreated.

100 billion, even if I imagine it, I feel so distressed.

So the five tigers had a flash of inspiration and said: "The breakup fee of 100 billion is too much, so the 'girl me' reluctantly parted with the love, blessed Tezuka-senpai, and then left."

"Xiao Jing rebelled against the family's marriage for Tezuka-senpai, and finally broke the engagement with 'girl me'. In order to make up for the hurt heart of 'girl me', the Atobe Foundation gave me about, um, 300 billion."

"So, holding the cold money, the 'I'm a girl' who lost her fiancé, went away from home, and went out to heal her wounds alone, and the whole drama ended."

"……"Atobe Keigo.

Keigo Atobe suddenly understood what it felt like to be too noisy and speechless.

Yushi Ninzu really laughed so hard that he couldn't speak this time. After a good romantic routine, why does he feel that the style of painting has changed in the end?

The fiancée angrily scolded Xiaosan for being seen through, and the family ethics drama was broken halfway through, what is this, hahahahaha, Yushi Ninzu just wanted to laugh.

"After all, it still costs money." Keigo Atobe really saw through the five tigers and retreated.

"No way, 'I'm a girl' went far away to lick|lick the bloody wound alone!" Wu Hu retreated and argued.

"Bring 300 billion." Keigo Atobe said, the point is here.

"I don't even have love anymore, why can't I have money!" Wu Hu Tui was confident.

"I don't see where the love is at all." Yushi Ninzu sat upright and said something fair, then smiled again and said.

"If Xiao Tui were a girl, she would feel no different from now."

What about the love triangle and dog blood plot, even if Wu Hutui is really a girl, such things feel quite insulated from 'her'.

Character determines destiny, this sentence is really vividly expressed in Wu Hutui.

"You came to my office without a break at noon just to tell me this?" Keigo Atobe took a deep breath and said.

"Don't waste my time."

"It's too much, I'm here to help the 'Literary and Art Club' to get funding for its activities." Five Tigers said solemnly.

"The funding for the 'Literary Society'? Didn't it just come out last month?" Yushi Ninzu remembers this.

"But the filming of the graduation season movie will start this weekend, Xiao Jing, why can't you add some money!" Wu Hu retreated and blinked.

"Sachiko Nishikawa from your club has already come to see me about this matter, and the funds will arrive on Friday." Keigo Atobe explained the situation clearly in a simple and horrifying manner.

"That's it, then I'll go back to the classroom and sleep." The main goal was achieved, and the five tigers retreated as soon as they said they would, and ran out of the office in no time and disappeared.

This afternoon, the Five Tigers still have classes. Of course, they should take the time to rest at noon. It is only natural for them to go back to the classroom now that they have nothing to do.

The Shinobi Yushi on the side couldn't laugh or cry.

There was silence in the office for a while, and Yushi Ninzu jokingly said, "If Xiao Tui was a girl, maybe he could really get [-] billion from your house."

Atobe Keigo:"……"

Thinking about his mother Bai Hezi's liking for Wuhutui, she usually gave Wuhutui a lot of valuable things for no reason. If the marriage really fails, these compensations are really possible.

... No, Wu Hu Tui is his cousin, not his cousin!

"Even if Wu Hutui is a girl, I won't marry him." Keigo Atobe felt tired thinking about it.

"Well, there is no way, who let you have a true love of Tezuka Kunimitsu, of course you can't marry." Yushi Shinobe teased Keigo Atobe.

Atobe Keigo snorted coldly, that's how bad friends who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

****

That night, it was rare for guardian Ritsu Onodera to go home on time to prepare dinner without working overtime.

Wuhu Tui lay on the tabletop of the small bar in the kitchen, the more he thought about it, the more he felt a bit at a loss.

"Why am I not a girl!" Wu Hu Tui said with a long sigh.

Onodera, who was chopping vegetables, paused for a moment, then carefully stretched out his hand to touch Wuhutui's forehead, and said, "...Xiaotui, do you have a fever?"

The five tigers pouted and said, "Don't talk to me, I just realized that gender made me miss [-] billion.

"..." Takano Masamune on the side.

This is not a light burn.

The author has something to say: Atobe's mother seems to have set up a private name before, but I forgot to take notes, it seems to be Yuriko.

If there is any discrepancy before and after, treat it as a small bug.

In addition, I really have the idea of ​​turning my cousin into a cousin, so I will book a regressive episode first, and think about how to write it slowly (≧▽≦)!

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