Do not sleep

It is rare to see that there is no overtime arrangement on Saturday. After getting up with enough sleep, Ritsu Onodera realized that he seemed to have missed breakfast.

...Oops, a small retreat for breakfast!

Hastily lifted the quilt and pushed away Takano Masamune who was hugging him, Onodera Ritsu rushed out of the bedroom with messy hair, and saw Wuhu sitting on a chair in the dining room while drinking soup and playing with his mobile phone.

"Hey, little brother, you're up."

Wu Hutui raised his head when he heard the movement, and said with a smile.

"I ordered takeaway ramen and sushi, and it's not cold yet, Brother Xiaolu, you can just eat it."

Takano Masamune, who walked out of the bedroom slowly, looked at the scene in front of him, yawned and said, "I told you, don't worry about this brat, you can still be hungry even at this age."

"I think Brother Xiaolu didn't wake up today, so I didn't disturb you." Wu Hu retreated and blinked.

"Yeah, Xiao Tui is so good." Xiaoye Siru patted Wu Hutui's little head in satisfaction.

The big stone in my heart fell to the ground, and I had enough sleep anyway, and Ritsu Onodera and Masamune Takano just got up.

After washing and sitting at the dining table, after waking up full of energy, he ate slowly with ramen noodles in his chopsticks. Ritsu Onodera talked about today's arrangements.

"It's rare that we don't have to work overtime today. How about we have a big meal at noon?" Ritsu Onodera thought for a while and said.

"The crabs in autumn are very plump. I'll go to the supermarket and have a look."

"I still want to eat shrimp and squid!" Wu Hutui ordered actively, and said affectionately by the way.

"There are also braised pork and cola chicken wings, and I want to drink juice!"

Pork can't be forgotten even if you have seafood, the combination of sea, land and air will develop!

"Buy them all, how about some scallops and pork ribs stew?" Ritsu Onodera smiled.

"Don't let him order food, this brat is very greedy." Takano Masamune pushed Wuhutui's head to remind him.

"Besides, there are many taboos when eating seafood. Be careful, Onodera."

If the five tigers retreated after eating the crab feast today, and turned around and ate some snacks, who knows what would be incompatible with crab food.

By the way, it seems that crabs, tomatoes, and shiitake mushrooms should not be eaten together, because they will be poisoned or something.

"That's right, if you want to eat crabs, you can't eat indiscriminately. I'll check the Internet later. At least you can't eat indiscriminately today." It's about the safety of the Five Tigers, and Xiaoye Ritsu is more concerned about this. Take it seriously.

"Oh, I see." Wuhu Tui replied with a long tail.

In fact, there is nothing taboo in Sword Fusangshen, so the Five Tigers will not get food poisoning.

However, Five Tigers can't expose their anomaly, so that's all they can do.

"'Got it', why is this answer so reluctant, as if we are forcing you."

Masamune Takano, who was sitting next to Wu Hutui having breakfast, pinched Wu Hutui's swollen cheeks angrily, and said.

"Children are naive and don't pay attention to their own safety. What will happen when they grow up!"

"When I grow up, I will know it naturally. If I know everything, what should I do?" Wuhu Tui hummed, and slapped Takano Masamune's hand away.

"Don't pinch my face all the time, it feels like your face has been pinched loose by you."

Wu Hu moved his facial muscles back and forth, and complained angrily.

"Has the flesh on my cheeks shifted?!"

"It's not that exaggerated."

Seeing Ritsu Onodera couldn't help stretching out his hand to touch Wuhutui's little face distressedly, Masamune Takano rolled his eyes and said.

"I didn't use any force at all, you little brat, don't touch porcelain!"

"I didn't use much force and my face turned red!" Ritsu Onodera couldn't help stepping on Masamune Takano who was standing beside the table without backache, looked at Wuhutui's cheek with concern, and said.

"Let me see this piece...is it swollen?"

"I don't know, it's a little sour." Wu Hu retreated and touched his cheek.

Swelling shouldn't be swollen, and it doesn't matter that the Five Tigers' physique is amazing.

"What's swollen? That's fat, okay?" Masamune Takano looked at Wuhutui interacting with Ritsu Onodera with a dark expression on his face.

"Onodera, haven't you noticed that Wuhu Tui, the brat, has become more rounded lately?"

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, Wuhu Tui and Xiaoye Silu looked at each other dumbfounded.

"It seems to be a bit round." Looking at the appearance of the five tigers retreating, Onodera muttered to himself.

However, no matter how quiet Onodera was, it was impossible for the five tigers to retreat so close to their hearing.

So the Five Tigers exploded on the spot: "Impossible, I won't get fat!"

Daojian Fusangshen's body shape is fixed, and his body shape and height will not change, how can he gain weight!

Wuhu Tui firmly believed that Uncle Takano was jealous of him for distracting Brother Xiaoli and slandered his figure here!

You are fat!Your whole family is fat!

"It seems to be a little bit." Xiaoye Sirui looked at Wuhutui's body shape, and said hesitantly, "It seems that the body shape has not changed, but I feel that Xiaotui's face is a bit rounder."

If some people gain weight, sometimes their body shape will not change, but their face will change a lot. Maybe Wuhutui belongs to this kind.

"Hey, Xiao Tui, your Hyotei Academy recently had a physical examination, didn't you check your weight?" Onodera Ritsu asked.

"My weight has always been like that." Wu Hu Tui was a little confused.

"That's good. I was worried that you were too thin, Xiao Tui. Come on, eat more. When you grow up, you won't grow taller if you don't eat." Onoderu cared for his child.

"That's right, the five tigers didn't grow taller before they retreated, so grow up now." Masamune Takano cooperated with Ritsu Onodera to help pick up the vegetables.

Although Takano Masamune was also showing caring, but due to speech problems, Wu Hutui felt that he had been stabbed.

——What the hell is not tall!

After breakfast, after cleaning up the dishes in the restaurant, Ritsu Onodera and Masamune Takano changed their clothes before going out to the supermarket to buy ingredients such as hairy crabs, and they could cook a big meal at noon.

Wu Hutui, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room watching TV, waved goodbye to Brother Xiaolu and the others. He looked lazy and didn't intend to go out at all.

Of course, Ritsu Onodera and the others didn't want to pull the five tigers out of the door.

Watching his guardian and Uncle Takano leave the apartment, Wuhu sat alone on the sofa in the living room and watched TV for a while. When he regained his composure, he called his friends Xiaoye Zuowenwen who were far away in the central castle.

"...You asked me if you look fat?" The video of Xiao Ye's left text appeared on the half-empty virtual screen in the living room of Wuhutu's apartment.

At this time, far away in the central castle in another world, just woke up not long ago, and was taking Akashi｜National Bank and Yamabuki Kirihiro who were having dinner at the restaurant on the first floor of the central castle, and opened it while biting bread. The five tigers returned the video call.

Chewing the unfinished butter bread, Xiaoye Zuowen was stunned at the virtual video hanging in mid-air, and said.

"It seems a little... have you been beaten? Your face seems to be swollen."

The same little friend, the same thinking, Xiaoye Zuowenzi saw Wuhutui's seemingly rounded little face, of course he didn't think about getting fat or anything.

——Although Daojian Fusangshen has a good recovery ability, if he is hit by someone, he will still react normally.

"Who did you fight with?" Xiaoye Zuowen asked with concern.

"...So I'm really fat?" Leaving aside Xiaoye Zuowenzi's doubts, the five tigers are very capable of focusing on the key points.

Don't care if Wu Hutui is fighting with people or getting fat, anyway, Wuhutui's face looks a bit rounder now, right?

Hurrying to find a small mirror in the drawer of the coffee table in the living room, Wu Hutui looked around in shock at his own face in the mirror.

...It seems to be about the same as usual, where is the fat!

However, due to some reasons, Wu Hutui's body has been staying in the sword and Fusangshen's appearance without changing, and now it has returned to the physical state when he lived with his little friend Uchiha Sasuke and the others. Shouldn't Wuhutui grow taller?

"It's not fighting with others." Listening to Wu Hutui's explanation, Xiao Ye left his head tilted and looked at Wuhutui's appearance on the virtual screen, and fell silent for a while.

Then Xiaoye Zuowen suddenly asked: "Tui, how many meals do you eat a day now?"

"Why do you ask this?" Wu Hutui, who was still shocked that his face was really round, didn't react.

But he didn't realize what his friend Xiao Ye Zuowen wanted to ask, Wu Hutui answered honestly and said.

"Of course there are three meals a day, with occasional takeaways, afternoon tea and snacks."

"How much do you eat every day?" Xiao Ye Zuo Wenzi patiently changed his words and asked.

"Include the number of meals per meal, how many packets of snacks to eat, or have you been treated to a meal, and how much do you generally eat in restaurants outside?"

"Are you asking in such detail?" Wu Hutui thought for a while, then sat cross-legged on the sofa and began to wrench his fingers.

"In the morning at home, I have to eat a large bag of bread, which is the kind of sliced ​​bread sold in supermarkets, two eggs, four or five sushi, a large glass of milk, a bowl of vegetable and fruit salad, and sometimes ramen as an extra meal. "

In the morning, the Five Tigers usually eat at home. In front of Onodera Ritsu and the others, they actually restrained themselves. It's surprising that they didn't eat too much.

"..." Akashi who listened to Saya Zuowen and their video call｜National Bank.

It’s embarrassing to say restraint when eating so much. Do human children eat so much? !

"I may eat more at school at noon. The cafeteria of our Bingdi is delicious. Every time I eat two more bowls of rice than Xintian!" Wuhu sucked his saliva back.

Nitta Hina herself is an alien girl with a huge appetite, and the appetite of the five tigers is bigger than her. It is conceivable how much food she eats at school every day.

"I always order takeaway for dinner, but I don't eat much."

It costs money to order takeout, and Wuhu Tui now feels bad about money.

"Snacks and afternoon tea are actually not too many. If it's a treat, by the way, I remember the last time the international police invited me to dinner, and I ate more than ten set meals!" Wu Hutui proudly puffed out his chest.

Although the Five Tigers still haven't figured out why Adair and the other police officers invited him to dinner for such a trivial matter, but no matter what their purpose is, the Five Tigers will definitely get their money back!

Hearing this, Xiao Ye was silent for a while, and then reminded her conscience: "Back, I think you should pay attention."

"what?"

"You now have a physique similar to that of a human being, but you still have an appetite for swords and swords. If you don't control your food intake, you may become fat into a ball before you grow taller." Xiaoye Zuowenzi sighed.

"..." The five tigers retreated.

... Nani!

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