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Higurashi Rika hasn't stuffed carrots into the mouth of the kid who's turned off Nini's super-real mix of house wine. On the other side, where is the Armed Detective Agency——

The famous detective looked at the carrots on his table with deep eyes.

Knowing that this is a delicious carrot and eating it with your own mouth are completely different things.But when you have the most delicious carrot in the world in front of you, even if it is a food you hate, you will want to have a bite, right?

Just like that, the famous detective who stared at a carrot for a long time, picked up the carrot, and almost took a bite out of it.

"Mr. Ranpo's appearance always gives me the feeling that it's not a carrot but a poison." Nakajima Atsushi said while looking at Edogawa Ranpo subtly.

"It has nothing to do with poison." Atsushi Nakajima's profile was the Tanizaki brothers and sisters who had been crunching carrots for a while.

"My lord, it tastes great!" Tanizaki Naomi almost took the first bite, her eyes sparkled.

Under the expectant eyes of his sister, Junichiro Tanizaki looked at Osamu Dazai, "Where did Mr. Dazai buy carrots?"

When everyone came over in the morning, they saw Osamu Dazai sitting in a daze on his seat again, and they couldn't help rubbing their eyes again.Sure enough, married men are different?You must know that Osamu Dazai used to be late, skip shifts and leave early. If the president didn't care about these things, he would probably have been fired a long time ago.

Of course, the focus today is not on this, but on the carrot that Osamu Dazai brought to share with them.I didn't want to try it at first, after all, it was something that Osamu Dazai brought out.

But when they heard that Rimuhe also left a portion for the store manager, they took a bite with the mentality of looking at death as if they were at home, and then completely succumbed to this ugly carrot.

To put it bluntly, if there is a carrot contest, this one must be No.1!

"It really is the most delicious carrot in the world!" After taking the first bite, the rest didn't seem so unpalatable.Edogawa Ranpo imagined himself as a rabbit, and gnawed on the carrot.

"Where did you buy the carrots..." Osamu Dazai started the lawsuit again. "Actually, it was sent by aliens yesterday!"

Junichiro Tanizaki narrowed his eyes, "Aliens don't exist at all, do they?"

So Mr. Dazai just wants to deceive people, so if there is a little trouble, please give me some snacks, okay?

"Although there are no aliens, Dazai didn't lie this time." Edogawa gnawed at the carrots in disorder, and pulled all the remaining carrots to his desk. "As a reward for speaking for you, don't forget about me if there is something delicious and fun in the future, Dazai."

Hearing Edogawa Ranbu's tone, Osamu Dazai was somewhat relieved, so at least there will be no problems with that pond now?Osamu Dazai thought so, and answered Edogawa Ranpo lazily.

"Hi hi."

Dazai Osamu split part of his mind and responded to Edogawa Ranpo.Then he also took out a carrot from the drawer and gnawed on it. Since there were no problems, he would naturally eat as much as he could.

"...What are Ranpo-san and Dazai-senpai talking about?" Nakajima Atsushi looked at Kunikida Doppo blankly.

"Boy, go to work for me when you're done eating." Kunikida Doppo's face darkened, Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu talked like they were talking about a script that you know I know he doesn't know, who knows them What can the two say?

"Hi!" Even though he has been in the Armed Detective Agency for a year, although he has made some progress, Atsushi Nakajima is still surprised.

Ranpo Edogawa watched the office area become busy again, gnawing carrots quietly, and thinking, if he goes to the coffee shop later, can he get some uneaten snacks from Nimuhe.

He was the one who was fed chocolate by Ri Muhe, and the taste was different from all the chocolates he had ever eaten.At first, I thought it was made by Ri Muhe himself, but looking at it now, it may not necessarily come from somewhere.

"No, it's not time for lunch break, Mr. Ranpo can't leave me early." After a year of hard work, the Armed Detective Agency's reputation has grown a lot. At the same time, with their efforts, they have recently been sorting out previous cases. The profile worked.

Osamu Dazai was unwilling to do this kind of work, but his wife, Higurashi Wo, was watching him and forbidding him to leave early.It's not that Osamu Dazai has no way to leave early quietly, even in front of everyone's eyes.

But if that's the case, it would be too boring.Speaking of which...he seemed to want to see how Ri Mu Heqi jumped.

Although he said that he "shared troubles" together and saw Ri Muhe suppressing his anger, he has always had a good temper in his daily life.If such a person gets angry... must be as fun as Kunikida, right?

"You want to put on a show for her first, and you don't need a famous detective." Edogawa Ranpo looked at Osamu Dazai inexplicably.

You have a plan, what does it matter to him?

If you don't expose Osamu Dazai, you are already very close to Edogawa Ranpo.

"But Ah He is my wife!" Dazai Osamu started to threaten Edogawa Ranpo quietly again, with a flaunting tone.

Marry one and get one free, and from then on in the Armed Detective Agency, he has become a man with both wives and daughters. In a way, Osamu Dazai does have the capital to be envied.

Edogawa Ranpo looked at Dazai Osamu who was completely shameless, "The famous detective regretted it."

If he had known that Himuhe was not only troublesome, but also had so much delicious food, he would have squeezed out Osamu Dazai.Although it has nothing to do with love, the dog Dazai is not for this, is it?

"It's too late to regret it, now they are all mine." Osamu Dazai said triumphantly, Edogawa's teeth itched in confusion.

"A famous detective wants hush money." Edogawa Ranpo extended his hand to Osamu Dazai.

It looks like I will tell all these things without paying hush money.

"There are only carrots." Dazai Osamu took out a carrot from behind and handed it to Edogawa Ranpo.

"It's too perfunctory, Dazai." Anger is anger, dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, but the offering to the famous detective must be taken.

Besides, after getting the hush money, who said that he must keep his mouth shut?

"It's no use acting like a baby, Mr. Ranpo." Osamu Dazai looked at him delicately. "If you continue to eat like this, your tooth that is about to break down will really not be able to hide."

Hearing these words, Edogawa Ranpo's pupils were shocked, and his body froze instantly. "You, how do you know?!"

I think I have covered up very well Edogawa Ranpo, but I don't know what went wrong.

"Probably passed by the medical room one day and heard the conversation with Dr. Yosano and the president." Osamu Dazai said leisurely with one hand on his chin.

"A famous detective will never go to the dentist!" Realizing that all his hiding was meaningless, Edogawa Ranpo began to think about how he could escape this catastrophe.

"At a time like this, struggle is useless, right?" Dazai Osamu looked at Edogawa Ranpo's childish side, "Mr. Ranpo, do you understand? At a time like this, resistance is useless."

"It's all your fault, Dazai!" Escape?How can it be.Edogawa Ranpo himself is very clear.No matter where he is, there must be someone watching his physical condition and there is no escape.

But, "If you don't tell me, a detective can pretend they managed to trick me!"

So all the faults are because of Osamu Dazai!