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Sawada Tsunayoshi has not been able to feel the devil of Osamu Dazai for the time being, so Tachika was the first to brush up his three views.

Because of her beauty, Fufu has a place with Nana's mother.And Tachika rushed into Sawada Tsunayoshi's room with her picture book and her guardian egg.

"Look at my guardian egg!"

Even under strong light, Fufuse's guardian eggs can see different gorgeous colors.

The timid Tsunayoshi Sawada seemed to be used to this kind of fright, sitting cross-legged on the ground, watching Lixiang silently.

"Are you finally going to transform into a magical girl to save the world?"

Although he is still a primary school student and has not been tested by the Great Demon King, Tsunayoshi Sawada's spirit of complaining has already begun to burn when he meets Ritsuka.

"I don't know." Lixiang put the guardian egg on the small table of Sawada Tsunayoshi, and then the whole person lay down on the table directly, "The guardian sweetheart has not been born yet, and I don't know if he can make me transform into a superpower."

Lixiang has been waiting for the guardian sweetheart to break his shell for a while, and this time is enough to consume part of his patience.But even so, Lixiang still looks forward to the birth of Guardian Sweetheart.

"So you really plan to save the world!" Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was sitting in front of Lixiang, twitched the corners of his mouth. He never imagined that the little cousin who likes to call the ambulance behind Senior Hibari could be so grandiose. wishes.

"I think I have already saved the world in my dream." The dream of saving the world was started not long ago after the guardian egg appeared. Although Lixiang didn't remember the content after waking up, but after the battle The pain, the pain of losing her companion still vaguely remained in her heart, making her always feel unspeakably sad.

"Save the world in a dream?" If someone else said this sentence, Tsunayoshi Sawada would definitely think it was a joke.But looking at Lixiang's slightly tired warm golden eyes, he kind of wanted to know that story.

"Although I don't remember it when I wake up, I remember many people calling my name." Li Xiangjue's people must be very important to her, but the harder she thinks, the more Can't remember the names of those people.

"If it's a companion, no matter what, you will definitely remember it in the end, right?" Tsunayoshi Sawada thought for a while and said, "After all, whether it's in manga or games, isn't it written like this?"

"Is that right?"

Lixiang looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi suspiciously. After all, in her eyes, although Sawada Tsunayoshi is not a waste, he is also a dead house.Even if they grow up together, their credibility is far inferior to that of Kyouya Hibari, whom Lixiang found for herself.

"You already have something like a guardian egg. Let's bring in the setting of the girls' manga. Even if you are the savior who lost his memory after retiring, at the end of the game, he will definitely remember his lost companions." But that's what it means, "But then again, when are you going to save the world?"

Li Xiangman is less than six years old at all times, and has been living with Aunt He all the time. How can he get the American time to save the world.

"Maybe it happened in my previous life?" Li Xiang said uncertainly. "Anyway, I just saved the world!"

"Brother A Gang, have you transitioned from a hot-blooded boy manga to a girl manga?"

"Who watched girl manga!" Sawada Tsunayoshi almost jumped up.

"Isn't it Ganga, did you read it?" Lixiang looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi suspiciously.It was really just a casual talk, but who made him react so strongly? Isn't it clear, did you guess it right?

"No, I didn't read it!" As if to cover up, Tsunayoshi Sawada even made an excuse, "I haven't finished the game yet, I haven't written my homework yet, how can I have time to read shoujo manga!"

"But, don't you always wait until the day before school before you start working on your homework?" Lixiang looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi and blinked, making up a lie, not knowing what to do.

"Yeah, that's why I said I haven't finished my homework yet."

Okay, what you say is what it is.

Li Xiangjue himself has seen through Sawada Tsunayoshi, but occasionally he has to save him some face.

Sawada Tsunayoshi shifted his gaze to the little guardian egg as if hiding it. The egg is small, probably no bigger than a palm, but the color is very dreamy. "Lixiang, can you feel when he will come out?"

"Break the shell?" Li Xiang looked at the guardian egg and shook his head, "I don't know, I also want to wait for him to come out and play with me."

As long as he comes out quickly, she will recognize even Merlin.

"Could it be that there are other requirements for coming out? Isn't it like that in cartoons?" Tsunayoshi Sawada, who inexplicably ate shojo manga, is now very curious about this egg.

"Does he still need a prince to kiss him?" Li Xiang's eyes were dead, where could she find the prince?

"Is that the plot of Cinderella?" Tsunayoshi Sawada complained silently, "Maybe it needs some stimulation."

"...?" Lixiang tilted her head and looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi, she couldn't understand.

"According to the routine of the manga, you can probably open it when you are in danger." Tsunayoshi Sawada thought for a while and said.

"So, Brother A Gang, you really have read shojo comics." Li Xiang grasped the point wittily.

"You didn't catch the point at all, okay!" Tsunayoshi Sawada was about to growl, and every time he talked to Lixiang, he could always go a long way.

"...Actually, it's not much worse, right?" Li Xiang touched her chin, "Isn't it just waiting for a fixed time?"

"Theoretically, it should look like this." Tsunayoshi Sawada nodded. Since it is a product of shoujo manga, it should not be far behind in theory.

"Then just wait!" Li Xiang came to a conclusion.

Once one thing was settled, Sawada Tsunayoshi thought of another. "Are you going to see Senior Skylark tomorrow?"

"No." Li Xiang shook his head. "Tomorrow you will show Dad around, and then Mom and Nana's mom will go shopping."

"When did I promise?" It was just a meal, why didn't Tsunayoshi Sawada remember that he promised this?

"It was during the meal." Lixiang said and helped Sawada Tsunayoshi recall a bit, "When you buried your head in eating chicken drumsticks, Dad asked you, and then you nodded!"

"Did I nod my head?" Tsunayoshi Sawada couldn't remember at all, so he nodded himself.

"That's when you pinched your own neck and poured water."

"But, didn't I choke on that?!" Sawada Tsunayoshi's expression changed.

Although it is said that they are all a family, but again, Osamu Dazai feels too unreliable to him, making him want to hide subconsciously.Under such circumstances, it is impossible for Sawada Tsunayoshi to agree.

"But Nana's mother thinks you agreed!"

"And, she is very pleased?"

"Then do you want to be together tomorrow?" Sawada Tsunayoshi probably understood that he couldn't escape tomorrow.But it would probably be better if someone was with me.

"Should?" Li Xiang blinked hesitantly, "But I still want to find Brother Yunque, he will definitely be able to coax Fufu."

Without coaxing Fufu, Lixiang really felt that his ranking among Fufu was second only to Merlin.Although, until today, she still couldn't remember who Merlin was.

"Speaking of which, the color of your guardian egg is very similar to Fufu, maybe a Fufu can be hatched?"

"...Is it possible?" Li Xiang thought about it seriously, and found that this possibility is really great. "Although I think Fufu wants to kick the guardian eggs to death more?"

Because of this incident, Lixiang almost wanted to separate the guardian egg from Fufu.Every time they are in the same room, one who can't see Fufu wants to give Fufu a kick.

"That's really scary." Tsunayoshi Sawada wanted Fufu, a famous detective who could see through at a glance this month, to help him with his homework plan, but before he started the plan, he was stillborn.

"Actually, it's okay?" Anyway, Holmes hasn't kicked the guardian egg directly until now.

"By the way, I brought over the game that my mother just cleared!" Lixiang looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi treacherously, "So what are you going to exchange for it?"

As a child, Tsunayoshi Sawada was an otaku. Although he had a lot of pocket money, he was often blackmailed and bought some manga, which was not enough for daily use.So in terms of the game, basically waiting for Lixiang to smuggle him from Rimuhe.

Ri Muhe knew about the transaction between the two cousins, so he usually wouldn't ask.This also caused Lixiang to learn to threaten Sawada Tsunayoshi at a young age.

"...What do you want?" At this moment, the alarm bell in Sawada Tsunayoshi's mind rang.

"Let's just use your shoujo manga, Ganga!" Because she brought Fufu with her when she came out, there was no room for picture books in Lixiang's bag.

Li Xiang, who is five years old and is about to enter elementary school, already knows a lot of characters, and can read comics even if she guesses them.

"I told you I didn't read shoujo manga!" Tsunayoshi Sawada tried to resist.

"Then I don't have a game cartridge." Isn't that simple?Here at Lixiang, as the elder brother, Sawada Tsunayoshi, there is basically no majesty.

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked extremely embarrassed, what happened to shoujomanga, he reads shoujomanga, but not shoujomanga, how could he give Lixiang an idea today?But compared to games and girl comics...

"Don't worry, Brother Agang, I won't laugh at you." It's all from my own family, whoever laughs at Tsunayoshi Sawada for watching girls' manga, it is impossible for Lixiang to laugh at him.

"...Can I change it with you?" Sawada Tsunayoshi no longer wanted to listen to Lixiang's words, every sentence seemed to have a knife in his chest.

Sawada Tsunayoshi took out the manga book with a basically pink and tender cover from under the bed rather tiredly.However, being a good-for-nothing, he hit his head first, and then bumped something under the bed, causing the test papers he had hidden under the bed to fly out.

"Don't look!" Sawada Tsunajiri held his hand, watching in horror as a test paper flew into Lixiang's hand.

"Wow, Brother Atsuna, is this an innovation record?" Lixiang held a single-digit math test paper in Tsunayoshi Sawada's hand.

"I told you not to look at it..." Tsunayoshi Sawada was so self-absorbed that he was under the bed, it was too embarrassing, and he had lost all his face as an older brother.

"Actually, I think so," Lixiang looked pitifully at Sawada Tsunayoshi under the bed, "Nana's mother should already know about it, after all, you are also going to hold a parent-teacher meeting."

In this regard, Lixiang can be said to have seen the world.After all, she was also the one who held a parent-teacher meeting for Tsunayoshi Sawada with Nana's mother.

"Teacher... you probably wouldn't tell mom about this, would you?" Tsunayoshi Sawada was still holding on to his last glimmer of hope.Although my mother always looks like she doesn't care about the test results and only wants him to be happy, but... that is completely impossible!

How can you not care about grades?

"How is it possible?" Lixiang punctured Sawada Tsunayoshi's fantasy.

"I just hope that Tsunade-kun can be happy. Although Nana's mother said so at the time, but," Lixiang's words at this time whetted people's appetite.

"But what?" Tsunayoshi Sawada swallowed and crawled out from under the bed.

"If Gang-jun doesn't even pass the junior high school exam, it will be very troublesome." Li Xiang said, waving the exam paper in his hand.

Although she is young, she also knows that a single-digit test paper can be said to be very poor.

"Hmm." Tsunayoshi Sawada bent forward with amnesia.

Public execution is too painful.

"Okay, I'll take the comic book away, Gang-san, please do your best." After beating the good-for-nothing cousin, Li Xiang took the pink and tender girl manga that Sawada Tsunayoshi had just dug out and said goodbye to him.

"Help..." In case you can't get into junior high school... These words have been floating around Sawada Tsunayoshi, and he feels that he may not be able to sleep well tonight.

And Tachika here, with a comic book in hand, jumped up and down to find Osamu Dazai.

Li Xiang didn't believe that the story of the picture book couldn't be told well, and he couldn't tell the comic book with words well!

But if it's really bad... She probably doesn't want to see him again at night.

The Sawada house has always had Higurashi's room, so the three of them slept in the same room today.After dinner, the two ingenious mothers made a nest for Fufu. No matter whether Fufu sleeps or not, it can be regarded as a bed in Sawada House.

When Lixiang came back, mom was still taking a bath and dad was drying her hair.The exposed wrists and necks of his body were already wrapped with bandages, and Li Xiang, who didn't see what was under the bandages, felt a little disappointed.

"Dad, look what I found!" Lixiang showed the girl manga in his hand to Osamu Dazai as if offering a treasure.

Although this one doesn't have a girlish heart, but for girls' comics, it's like you haven't seen pigs run, haven't you eaten pork?It can also be understood a little bit by inferring from the boy manga.

"Clang clang clang! It's a comic book!" Ever since the last test of courage in the detective agency, Osamu Dazai never mentioned telling Lixiang a bedtime story.He seemed a little scared, although every time his mother told Lixiang a story, he would be beside him, but he never spoke when his mother told a story.

This usual father is completely different... When Lixiang clearly realized this, she eagerly longed for Osamu Dazai to return to the way he was before.Even if it was telling a ghost story, she would admit it.

However, Osamu Dazai was even more timid than Lixiang, he shrank in his tortoise shell and never dared to tell bedtime stories again.

"Are you going to let mom tell a bedtime story in a comic book today?" Dazai Osamu's hair was a little curly, and he wiped it off impatiently, rubbed it carelessly, and then set his eyes on Lixiang.

"Dad, are you coming today?" Lixiang carefully put the comic book into Dazai Osamu's hands, "Today I want to hear my father tell a story!"

"But..." Dazai hesitated.

"I think it's better for my mother to come..."

He was afraid, afraid that Lixiang would find out that he was not the father in her mind.

"It's okay, Dad, look at the words on it, just read it!" Lixiang looked at Osamu Dazai coquettishly, although her father's cowardly look is also very interesting, but she prefers that they tease others together look.

If you are a man, you can't say no, but in this regard, Osamu Dazai feels that he may really be no good...

As a human being, you have to admit that you have weaknesses.As for Dazai Osamu's weakness, telling bedtime stories to children can definitely be regarded as one.

"Well, just read one, just one!" Lixiang looked at Osamu Dazai eagerly, his small appearance looked extremely pitiful.

"Speaking of which, I don't seem to have heard Zhijun tell stories." At this time, the mother in the bathroom also came out.

"Before, I was the one who told you two bedtime stories. Today, it's better for Zhijun to tell us two bedtime stories."

In a way, Osamu Dazai, who is famous for manipulating people's hearts outside, is completely led by his wife and daughter at home.

"Father, I'm ready!" Seeing his mother standing by his side, Higurashi Lixiang slipped into bed. "Mom, come here, let's go together!"

Although they usually sleep separately, when they sleep together, Li Xiang especially likes to lie between the two of them.If you want to ask why... who made her the baby of mom and dad?

"Let me brush my hair. Before that, Zhijun can prepare." Mother Ri Muhe said and secretly blinked Ti Lixiang, and Lixiang understood the meaning in minutes.

"Father, you need to prepare well, my mother and I are not so easy to fool around..." Li Xiang said so.

Not surprisingly, Osamu Dazai became even more nervous.What he held in his hand was not a comic book, but a secret file of a detective agency that had been dusty for many years.

However, this time has come, no matter whether it is a wife or a daughter, it is likely that Osamu Dazai will not be allowed to escape.

Everyone has their flaws, and even Osamu Dazai admits it.But this kind of thing is sometimes completely different from saying it to doing it.

It's like Osamu Dazai, who was pushed back to his room when he told his daughter a bedtime story for the first time.After talking to my wife, I didn't get a good solution.Then a series of events in the detective agency almost aggravated Osamu Dazai's fear in this regard.

This marriage, to him, seemed like a stolen happiness.The happier he is every day, the more fearful he becomes.

Afraid that I am not the husband my wife wants, I am afraid that I am not the father my daughter wants, and I am even more afraid of this kind of happiness.

Does a person like him really deserve such happiness?

For more than a month after getting married, when he woke up and went to the bathroom to see himself in the mirror, Osamu Dazai would always hear these words in his heart.Repeating the question for many days will make him doubt himself even more.

Such strong self-doubt, whether it is Higurashi He who is the bedside person, or Higurashi Tachika who has been working as a small follower behind Osamu Dazai all day because of the holiday, can vaguely feel that something is wrong.But they can't understand Osamu Dazai's mood, they can only use their own, clumsy ways to make him happy.

The sound of mother Higurashi blowing her hair had stopped, and she turned off the light, leaving only the night light beside the bed, emitting this radiant light, just enough to illuminate Dazai Osamu's position.

"Dad, we're ready." Li Xiang quietly pulled up the quilt, leaving only the top of her head and a pair of eyes outside the quilt.

"Hey, I'm ready too." Mother Ri Muhe also got into the quilt, but unlike Li Xiang, she showed her whole head outside.

Osamu Dazai, who was still very worried about his ability to tell stories, was about to laugh angrily when he saw that the mother and daughter looked pretty much the same.

"Are you afraid that I will bring ghosts to eat you?"

"No, we are creating an atmosphere for Dad." Of course, it is absolutely unacceptable at this time.

"The one you gave me is a shoujo manga." A shoujo manga needs a ghostly atmosphere, and I don't know who I learned Lixiang's ability to tell nonsense.

"We believe in Zhijun's ability." We believe in your ability to turn girls' comics into horror stories.

"Yes, we believe in you, Dad." Li Xiang nodded accordingly.

"Since you believe in me so much, then I can't live up to your trust..." Osamu Dazai, who was originally anxious, felt evil coming from his heart.

Isn't it just telling shojo comics into horror stories?He Dazai was afraid of ghosts!

"Mom, I think I'm bold, and my father must have contributed a lot." Seeing that Osamu Dazai immediately swept away his previous anxiety, Li Xiang secretly leaned against his mother.

For her father's self-confidence, she really paid a lot.

"Hush," Ri Muhe whispered to Lixiang, "Don't hit the confidence your father just built in yourself."

"Ahem, I'm starting?" Osamu Dazai cleared his throat, pretending not to hear the mother and daughter's whisper.

Listening to Osamu Dazai's surprise, Ritsuka Higurashi completely immersed herself in it. Although she was reading the shoujo manga, she silently buried herself in her mother's arms because of the narration of the shoujo manga that she had already traveled with the shoujo manga.

She really paid a lot for her father.Just pretend she's asleep, and when she's asleep, there's nothing left.

The author has something to say: Osamu Dazai, the father, is really worried and the mother is also a bit dark. After pulling Lixiang into the water, Lixiang understands that the father's confidence in telling stories depends on his mother and the weak and pitiful Innocent, she built the most innocent in the audience, probably Tsuna Ji, who was turned out of single-digit papers, and his girl manga girl manga: I really have nothing to do with horror stories. Thanks in 2020-06 -0723:53:51~2020-06-0823 55:39:[-], the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution for me~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 24 bottles of womb leaves; 2 bottles of caged birds; 1 bottle of Shendai and Law;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!