My father Yokohama lockpicker

"I can really talk!" Several young children had already put down their work and came to Mr. Parker's side.

Even in Japanese history, ninja is a very distinctive profession.However, this profession does not have the configuration of a psychic beast.

On the contrary, it is another kind of psychic, which sounds more compatible with this psychic beast.

"This old man is the psychic beast of the ninja, you can just call me Parker." As the psychic beast of the famous stunt ninja Hatake Kakashi, what big scene hasn't Parker seen?The scene in front of him was really a trivial matter to him.

"Are there really ninjas?" Edogawa Ranpo approached and asked, he was really curious.

He has come into contact with supernatural beings and onmyojis, but he has never come into contact with ninjas.

"I haven't seen a ninja in this world yet." After being taken away by Higureka for two days, Parker vaguely understood that he had really gone to another world, not that Higurashi and the others lied to him.

At first glance, this world looks similar to the world of ninjas.But in fact, this place is much more peaceful than Hatake Kakashi's world.

Although the ninja world is also in a time of peace at this time, the cubs can stay in the ninja school until they are 12 years old.It sounds good, but in reality, there is no way to compare with this world.

Look at the ten-year-old Tsunayoshi Sawada, and then think about the ten-year-old Hatake Kakashi... I can't think about it anymore, he is just a psychic beast, so don't ask too much for being a psychic beast.

"That is to say, you are not a dog in this world?" Edogawa Ranpo sensitively grasped the key point of Parker's words.

"Yes, the old man suspects that there are no ninjas that the old man is familiar with in this world." Parker nodded.

He had long been praised by the little bastard Tatsuka Higurashi, and he almost revealed the fact that Hatake Kakashi had wet the bed once when he was three years old.Although as a psychic beast, some requirements are the same as ninjas.

But... this place is no longer a world at all.And whether it's Riku Tatsuka, the spooky little girl, Dazai Osamu, or the current Edogawa Ranpo, Parker's feeling...is like facing a strong person.

"Then what kind of ninjas are there?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone automatically found a seat to sit down.Who doesn't like to hear a story?

"Our ninjas all know ninjutsu." Although he said so much, Parker didn't say anything about the need to keep it secret except for the name of his master Kakashi at the beginning.

The information he said is all information that can be obtained from the ninja world with a little investigation.

"Mr. Parker will use dog hair to create a lot of dogs just like him!" Higurashi Rika said, and gestured with his hands.

"That's called dog hair division, body technique." Mr. Parker corrected Riku Lixiang again. "I want to see!" At this time, Edogawa Ranpo was like a child, looking extremely active.

"I also want to see Mr. Parker's dog hair division and body skills!" Higurashi Tatsuka coaxed, although I have seen it once, but how many times have I really watched things like dog hair division and body skills? , not too much.

"Mr. Parker, can you do it again?" Tsunayoshi Sawada looked at Parker expectantly.

Boom——after a puff of white smoke, there will be a lot of dogs like Parker appearing. No one will be surprised, no one!

"Talk first, only once!" With so many pairs of eyes watching expectantly, even a ninja dog who has seen strong winds and waves.Mr. Parker was also a little restless.

"Dog hair division, body technique!"

As Higurashi Tachika and Sawada Tsunayoshi watched a few times before, as Parker's voice fell, there was a puff of white smoke, and then the white smoke cleared, and several dogs exactly like Parker appeared.

"Good... so amazing!" Everyone was stunned.

Although there are people with supernatural powers, they have never seen them before. There is an animal that can not only talk, but also have supernatural powers.

"Because of my size, I mostly do tracking work. Although it sounds similar to your police dogs here, please don't compare me with those dogs who can't talk. After all, even in the psychic world, It's really rare to see a dog as smart as me."

"Of course, only Mr. Parker can use dog hair and body skills!" Higurashi Tatsuka began to praise Parker again. "No other dog can tell stories like Mr. Parker!"

"Mr. Parker is super good at telling stories!" After saying this, Tsunayoshi Sawada nodded in agreement.

"What story to tell?" Edogawa Ranpo remained skeptical. After all, it was Osamu Dazai, a dangerous person who could tell shoujo manga as horror stories, who boasted so much last time.

"It's a ninja story!"

What other ninja stories could Parker tell?It is more digital, either its old master, or the current master Hatake Kakashi.

He also doesn't have any special storytelling skills, but who makes the ninja's life so colorful?

Parker just picked out a few thrilling missions, and after talking about it, he gained two small fans.

... If you continue to talk like this, in fact, Ri Muhe is about to be attracted to him.

However, Parker's memory is actually not very good. Except for those few more profound tasks, he can't even remember what his master, Hatake Kakashi, looks like.

"Mr. Parker's ninja can not only spit fire and water, but also drill into the ground to discharge electricity!" Speaking of this, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who has always been shy, couldn't help it.

Such a world is like something that only exists in comics, how can it not make people curious?

"Wow!" Edogawa Ranpo was obviously attracted.

"A famous detective needs to listen to ninja stories!"

Relying on storytelling, Parker suddenly became popular in the Armed Detective Agency.

Higurashi Tatsuka and Sawada Tsunayoshi contributed their own snack packs, and everyone sat around Mr. Parker, listening to the few stories he remembered.

Although I remember being a little confused, but the ninja's elusive, invisible techniques of killing people invisible, as well as all kinds of strange ninjutsu, opened the eyes of some people who hadn't seen many young people.

Then... Basically, the whole morning was wasted like this.

Before leaving get off work, Parker had already spread it on the table.He has run out of energy, and the members of the Armed Detective Agency are all devils. It is not enough to watch him over and over again.

Instead, it was Parker, who was coaxed by a group of people to tell stories all morning, and he told enough about Kakashi.

Why graduated from a ninja school at the age of seven, became a Chunin at the age of 11, and can develop ninjutsu by himself...

I'm sorry, it's really not that easy to be an idiot fan, he's a little tired of bragging.

Looking at a certain pug dog spread out into a ball on the table, Osamu Dazai has hidden merit and fame.

I'm so tired, I'll see how you snatch the child from me when you get home.

Parker, who didn't know Dazai Osamu's sinister heart, felt that the world was really too peaceful, so that they made a fuss when they heard him tell one or two stories.

then……

Everyone had already packed their things and was ready to leave work.

But suddenly someone knocked on the door, and everyone was still wondering why a client would come over at this point, and then the door was suddenly kicked down.

"Hey, are you that armed detective agency?"

The leader was wearing a black suit and sunglasses, and he looked like a big brother in society, making people suspicious.Where did this idiot come from? I didn't even investigate. Where exactly is the Armed Detective Agency?

You know, a year ago, the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia really made a splash in Yokohama.A beluga whale of such a large size was forcibly pulled down from the sky.

"Is there any question?" The members of the Armed Detective Agency were extremely calm.

Can you not be calm?A year ago, this kind of thing would have happened basically every week.

"Are you the one who bombed our Taguchi-gumi's warehouse? Then you have to bear our anger!" As he said that, the man wanted to sweep and shoot with his gun.

"Dun!" Looking at the model of the wooden warehouse, Kunikida Doppo called someone decisively, jokingly, if he was really asked to open the wooden warehouse, the office they haven't renovated for a long time may have to be redecorated again.

"Understood!" Hearing the voice, Atsushi Nakajima immediately transformed his arms, and then rushed towards the big man.

Mu Cang Zhiying was cut in half by Atsushi Nakajima's sharp claws.

"It's up to me next!" Kenji Miyazawa moved his arm, took a special broom and threw the intruder directly out of the window.

The effect of the supernatural power is that the more hungry the boy, the stronger his fighting power. When it was approaching noon, when he was extremely hungry, his fighting power was even more terrifying.

"Woof." Mr. Parker, who witnessed everything with his own eyes, was shattered to the idea that this world is very peaceful and that these cubs are weak.

"Is Mr. Parker frightened?" Higurashi Tatsuka blinked and hugged Parker.

"Aren't you ordinary people?" Mr. Parker didn't know how to express his feelings at this time.If he knew that there was a word called pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, he would probably be very happy to use it on the armed detective agency at this time.

"How is that possible!" Higurashi Tatsuka refused righteously, "This is an armed detective agency!"

Armed, the normal detective society uses the word armed.

"Everyone is a person with supernatural abilities." Higurashi Lixiang suddenly remembered that she seemed to have exposed Parker's old background, and by the way, she fooled Parker into telling stories all morning, but she hadn't introduced the Armed Detective Agency to him yet.

"First of all, it's Big Brother Ranpo—the super reasoning ability that can see through the truth at a glance. Then Uncle Dun, who has the ability to turn into a big cat! And then..."

Higurashi Lixiang explained one by one, until Dr. Yosano who was holding the chainsaw made Mr. Parker feel a cold sweat.Sure enough, no matter where they are, doctors are very terrifying existences.

"But Mr. Parker doesn't need to be afraid anymore. Everyone is actually very easy to get along with."

It's so easy to get along with this dog who is not deeply experienced in the world, and he told stories all morning in a daze.

No, Mr. Parker didn't think so.

He now only feels that he has been deceived.

It obviously doesn't look as good as those young ninjas who just graduated from the ninja world that Kakashi took over, but look at the movements of the claws cutting iron and the broom throwing people.So proficient, you can see it after practice.

"Mr. Parker, you just need to get used to it." Tsunayoshi Sawada is a pure and ordinary person. No matter how many times he watches it, he always wants to brag about the Armed Detective Agency from the bottom of his heart.

"You are a ninja dog who has seen big scenes, so you can't be scared by this small situation." Tsunayoshi Sawada touched Parker in understanding.

"Very good, none of the windows are broken today." Kunikida Doppo looked at the small situation that was resolved in minutes, and was very satisfied.Although I spent the whole morning listening to stories, at least I was able to get off work on time today without paying extra for glass.

"Mr. Kunikida!" Kenji Miyazawa raised his hand, "I'm so hungry, can I have more food today?"

Because the ability needs to be activated when he is hungry, Miyazawa Kenji's life has been a bit bitter.

…I want to be full, I want to eat my stomach is round, I lie on the sofa and rub my belly.

"Ah, you can eat until you are [-]% full." Kunikida Doppo looked at his pocketbook.

Because Miyazawa Kenji was still growing up, the detective agency has been paying attention to his health.Even if his ability is needed, the child cannot grow taller or starve.

Generally, it is controlled to be [-]% full, so that the child does not feel hungry, but it does not allow him to eat more.

"Hey, can't you have more?" Miyazawa Kenji shrank back as if he lost all his strength at once.

"If you're full, your body won't get used to it." Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses and said.

"No, I think I'll get used to it." He said so, but Kenji Miyazawa didn't want to eat more.

"Okay, we're going home too." Osamu Dazai picked up Parker in one hand, and then beckoned the two little ones to go out.

"Are you going home for dinner today?" Dazai Osamu and Higurashi He were both at work, so it was self-evident who was cooking at home.

Higurashi Wo's craftsmanship Edogawa Ranpo has already sung, Sawada Nana's craftsmanship is said to be better than Higurashi Wo, Edogawa Ranpo can't sit still.

"Yeah, Brother Ranbu, do you want to go home for dinner with us?" Higurashi Lixiang asked in a special invitation.

"Since you have invited the famous detective so sincerely, then I will reluctantly agree!"

Saying so, in fact, Edogawa Ranpo has already taken his little cloak and hat.

"???" Parker, who was being carried, was full of confusion.

It's so reluctant in your mouth, but your actions are completely different from what you said.

"Just get used to it, brother Luanbu is called Tsundere." Higurashi Lixiang explained to Parker in a low voice.

"Do you know what tsundere is? You just say you don't want it, but you really want it in your heart."

Parker: I seem to understand.So Kakashi was like Tsundere when he was a child?

Well, it seems that it can also be used on Uchiha?

"All famous detectives have heard it." Taking advantage of his height, Edogawa messed up Higurashi Tatsuka's little womb with random steps.

"My little boy!" Higurashi Lixiang subconsciously covered the top of her head and started running around.

"Stop!" Edogawa, who hadn't planned to make trouble with Higurashi Tachika, ran around, seeing her running away, how could he not catch up.

Then the two children, who together were no more than ten years old, started fighting on the stairs.

"Is this not good?" Tsunayoshi Sawada looked at Osamu Dazai hesitantly, fighting on the stairs, what if he fell down.

Osamu Dazai let go of the dog's hand, and if Hi Muhe saw it, he would doubt whether he could take good care of the child again.

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai walked between the two three-year-olds in three steps and two steps, one in each hand.

"If the trouble continues, today's lunch will be gone."

The attraction of the word lunch was still very strong, and the two brats who had no edge when they started arguing immediately calmed down.

Not worth it, not worth it, nothing beats a good lunch!

No!

"The detective is hungry, let's go!" As if someone was chasing them behind, Edogawa Ranpo pretended that nothing happened just now.

"Father, let's go find mom! Lixiang is hungry!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: This face-changing skill is amazing!

Today's Osamu Dazai is also deeply worried about his own charm.Since he got married, his family status has been declining. According to the real-time ranking, sometimes he can't even compare to a meal.

Those who heard it were really sad, and those who saw it shed tears.

However, no one noticed Osamu Dazai's mood.After all...the sky is big and the earth is big, and eating is the biggest.

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As the number of people in the family increased little by little, after a table of people sat in the dining room in the small apartment where a family of three originally lived, Osamu Dazai was in a daze and wondered if his house was smaller?

Before obviously getting married, Osamu Dazai had never paid any attention to the house.At that time, what was home?Dazai didn't know at all.He just needs a place to shelter from the wind and rain and rest for a while.

But now, the apartment where she thought she would have no problem raising another child before marriage seemed to have become narrower all of a sudden.

Originally, there were more than enough tables for three people to sit, but at this time, Hula sat in a large circle.

There was a place for two children, four adults, and even Fufu and Mr. Parker.

Parker has his own talent for languages, whether it is the language of pigs or Fufu, he can understand them all.In this aspect, he directly gained Fufu's favor.

Although it is said that famous detectives are inherently wrong, but for the sake of the delicious lunch, it is not unbearable.

So both Edogawa Ranpo and Fufu pretended not to see each other, otherwise the two of them would have to have a debate match at the dinner table.

Higurashi Tachika is still heartless, Higurashi He on the left, and Sawada Nana on the right, she is like a disabled second-level life, she doesn't have to do anything, as long as she can open her mouth, she can't do without food.

What kind of fish, shrimp, are all picked out by the mothers on both sides, peeled and put in the bowl for her.

Sawada Tsunayoshi also had this kind of treatment when he was young, so he didn't think his mother was partial.After all, Lixiang is still young, if it gets stuck, it will be troublesome.

However, Tsunayoshi Sawada, a sensible child who was also taken care of once, understands this truth.

Edogawa Ranpo didn't understand the older bear kid on the opposite side.

Originally, he ate deliciously.After all, few people can escape the gourmet capture of Nana Sawada.

But ah, delicious food is delicious, there is no comparison, Edogawa Ranpo is happy no matter what he eats.But when he clumsily peeled off the prawns one by one, there was already one bite at a time.

Edogawa Ranpo's eyes were glued to Higurashi Tatsuka's rice bowl immediately, he really wanted to sit between the two mothers, he also wanted to open his mouth to eat shrimp.

However, the two mothers saw that Lixiang was eating vigorously, and they immediately picked on her, and the movement of peeling the shrimp was much faster.There is no extra attention for Edogawa Ranpo.

Edogawa Ranpo felt that his heart was half cold, and then he looked at Osamu Dazai beside him.

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

Edogawa Ranpo looked again at Tachika Higurashi who was taking a bite of the peeled shrimp.

Osamu Dazai: Understood.

Then Osamu Dazai gave Edogawa Ranpo a vegetable with chopsticks.

"Eat more vegetables to supplement vitamins."

Edogawa Ranpo's eyes were dead, and he wanted to pour a plate of vegetables into Dazai Osamu's bowl. It would be best if he could directly eat Dazai Osamu's hair and turn it green.

What the hell do you understand?

Osamu Dazai, how can you be such a dog!

Sawada Tsunayoshi, who witnessed everything, almost couldn't hold back, and laughed directly.

In order to avoid really laughing and getting revenge from the narrow-minded famous detective, Sawada Tsunayoshi gave Edogawa Ranpo a freshly peeled shrimp in his bowl.

"I've decided, from now on, you will be the person that this detective will take care of. If anyone bullies you in the future, come to this detective!" Edogawa stuffed the shrimp into his mouth in a random way, without eating at all. A sense of embarrassment about food for children.

Kokichi Sawada? ? ?Can a shrimp be exchanged for such a good thing?

Dazai Osamu watched the interaction between cheap son and Edogawa Ranpo, and deeply felt that his wife's family had a kind of magical power.

Edogawa Ranpo is the pillar of the Armed Detective Agency, and few people can get what he said.

Edogawa Ranpo is certainly not someone who can impress shrimp, but in a way, there must be something in Sawada Tsunayoshi that Edogawa Ranpo appreciates very much.

"Now, the famous detective orders you to put all the vegetables in Dazai's bowl!"

If you don't want to eat something, even if you put it in a bowl for Edogawa Ranpo, he will definitely be able to leave it to the end.

Even if he was eating at someone else's house, he would definitely not be the kind of person who would wrong himself.

"Ah, doesn't Edogawa-kun like to eat green vegetables?" Because of the weird atmosphere between the three of them, Nana Sawada's attention was drawn.

Higurashi and Yosano Akiko have heard of Edogawa Ranpo's special commissioning, and they are very picky eaters. The vitamins that the body needs are basically supplemented by vitamin tablets.

However, Higurashi was not born at this time, and Sawada Nana has a way of coaxing children.Both Sawada Tsunayoshi and Higurashi Tachika didn't like green vegetables when they were young, but although they don't like it now, they also know that they can't eat any green vegetables.

"Absolutely-yes-don't! The vegetables are very green and have a bitter taste, they are not tasty at all." Edogawa Luanbu tilted his head, anyone could see his dislike for the vegetables.

"Fufu!" Such a good opportunity to laugh, how could Fufu not seize it?

Parker, who understood what he understood, didn't translate. He always felt that if he said it, the famous detective over there would jump up and hit the cat.

However, even if Parker didn't say it, Edogawa Ranpo who had eyes could still see it.

"Slightly slightly slightly, you can eat it yourself if you have the ability, but I won't eat it anyway."

Edogawa Ranpo said that the aggressive method is of no use to him.Green vegetables are absolutely impossible to eat, don't even think about it!

"Hey, but I did it on purpose." Sawada Nana showed a sad look.

"In order to allow you to eat more, I picked very tender green leaves and found a special spice, and then wasted a lot of time..."

Nana Sawada didn't say anything, just frowned, talking about how much painstaking effort she had spent in making this seemingly simple dish...

Edogawa Ranpo's expression softened bit by bit.

That's what a famous detective looks like. If it's someone like the president Fukuzawa Yukichi, there's really nothing that can be done about him.But after switching to Sawada Nana...

Edogawa Rampo is really not enough for Nana Sawada, who has rich experience in taking care of two children.

Although Sawada Nana has always been very talkative, she will never regress when it comes to the child's body.

Edogawa Ranpo did not expect that a simple mother would also play tricks.

With the mentality of taking poison, he picked up a chopstick of green vegetables, closed his eyes, put them in his mouth, and swallowed them without chewing.

However, the imagined bitterness did not.It seems to have a little numb, spicy taste.

The taste is not heavy, but the bad memories about green vegetables that Edogawa Ranpo once ate seem to have disappeared in an instant.

"It's not bad, isn't it?" Sawada Nana looked at Edogawa Ranpo with a smile.

"It's numb, and a little bit spicy..." Edogawa Ranpo couldn't believe it, and took another chopstick of green vegetables.

This time he chewed it carefully, as if——does it really not have the bitter taste of vegetables? "This must not be a vegetable, right? This must grow into a vegetable, another vegetable, right?!"

Edogawa Ranpo felt that he had found the truth.

However, no, green vegetables are indeed the most common vegetables, but they are made in different ways.

If you eat unpalatable vegetables from the beginning, it is really easy to have the illusion that they are not tasty.And because I have experienced it myself, I am convinced of it.

Therefore, when encountering such a thing, it is the mother who should reflect on it the most.

The author has something to say: Hahahaha I’m the Ranbumao at the point behind the code with a smile: I want to eat the peeled shrimp Osamu Dazai: Understand Then Ranbumao harvested a pot of vegetables Ranbumao: I want to eat Dazai's hair is also dyed this color. Really, there are no unpalatable vegetables, only mothers who can't cook!

我真的一直以为青菜是苦的，青椒也是苦的，直到我自己做饭真相大白，是我妈不会做辣椒炒青菜，真的不会有苦味感谢在2020-06-2820:44:15~2020-06-2823:59:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Kenivia Yan Yi; 5 bottles of Mingshuang; 1 bottle of the baby's heart bitter, and the bird in the cage;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!