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Osamu Dazai and Merlin, probably born at odds, dislike each other.

In comparison, both parties actually felt that they liked Ku Jiang more than the other.

Ku Jiang was expressionless, and didn't want to be liked by these two snake spirits.Dazai Osamu is fine, but Meilin is clearly a male, not only smuggling, but also impressing himself as Lixiang's ideal self——

Really shameless.

But since this world has this setting, he can't deny the identity that Merlin created for himself.After all, no one can compare to Merlin when it comes to exploiting loopholes in the law.

Chuya Nakahara and Kuchan blew up the entire map of the City of Justice. Although the ending was pulled out, the whole movie actually collapsed after they came out.

Nakahara Nakaya has already left with his men, Dazai Osamu asked Nakajima Atsushi to return to the detective agency to write a report, and he took Higurashi Tachika to the hospital to have a look.

Seeing Higurashi Lixiang's thin appearance, no one can be sure what happened to this child.

Although Higurashi Lixiang has always said that he is just a little hungry, but when a parent thinks you are thin, no matter what you say, it will have no effect at all.

Originally, when Dazai Osamu came out, it was already time to get off work, so I wasted some time in the middle, and then took Higurashi Tachika to the hospital.When he got home, Ri Muhe was about to go out to find them.

"Where are you father and daughter? I'm going out to find you..." Ri Muhe was halfway through speaking, and found Ri Mu Lixiang who had lost a lot of weight. "What's going on? I haven't seen it all afternoon, why did Lixiang lose so much weight?!"

Ri Muhe couldn't bear it a bit, everyone in their family had a physique that could only eat without getting fat, God knows how long it took her to make Ri Mu Lixiang's face chubby.But... why did that chubby little face disappear in one afternoon? ? ? ! !

"It's because my father took me to lose weight." Ritsuka Higurashi broke free from Osamu Dazai's arms, threw herself into Osamu Higurashi's arms, and spoke nonsense with his eyes open, pushing the blame to Osamu Dazai.

What is Dad for?Of course, it is a critical time to take the blame.

Ri Muhe stretched out his hand to touch Ri Mu Lixiang's little face in distress. "Zhijun, you actually took Lixiang to lose weight?"

Higurashi Lixiang is now at an active age, and she doesn't know if she can bring back her round little face.

She desperately hoped that Osamu Dazai could give her a reasonable answer, otherwise she really couldn't bear the fact that her husband took his five-year-old daughter to lose weight and succeeded in losing weight.

Osamu Dazai was so humiliated by Tatsuka Higurashi, cold sweat was coming down his forehead.Of course, it is absolutely impossible to admit it, so you can only shirk responsibility.

"Ahe, listen to my explanation, I can really explain it!" Osamu Dazai was quick-witted and carried Kuchan out. "Actually, Lixiang's success in losing weight is entirely because of Kujiang!"

"Ku sauce is the elf Lixiang summoned from the mug, and then he fulfilled Lixiang's wish to lose weight."

Ku Jiang watched Dazai Osamu and Higurashi Tatsuka talking nonsense with cold eyes, and then looked at Higurashi He who vaguely believed, and felt that this family was hopeless.

"Do I look so easy to deceive?" Ri Muhe at least said so, and let them in.

"Is it possible to lose so much at once?" Ri Muhe said, hugging Ri Mu Lixiang, and then pinched her little nose.

But since both of them are unwilling to tell Ri Muhe that the two of them are still safe and sound by her side, she doesn't want to worry about it.

"Fufu!" As soon as Higurashi Tatsuka entered the door, Fufu who smelled some bastard flew out.

He sniffed to the left, sniffed to the right, and then put his gaze into Higurashi Lixiang's pocket.

"What's wrong with Fufu?" Everyone didn't know why Fufu was so excited.

Then they saw Fufu staring at Higurashi Rika's pocket.

"Fufu!" Fufu can be said to be very angrily looking at Higurashi Rika's pocket.

"What's wrong with Fufu?" Rimuhe frowned, since Fufu came to their house, she has always been quite obedient, why did she focus on Ritsuka's pocket today? "Lixiang, do you have anything in your pocket?"

Higurashi was still confused, but Dazai Osamu suddenly thought of something, took out Meilin who was sleeping in Higurashi Tachika's pocket, and opened the egg directly.

Merlin was already born anyway, so why pretend?

"Fufu!" For Fufu, even if Merlin changed gender, he could still recognize it.

Don't think that if you hide inside the egg and have pigtails fried, I don't know you anymore!

"Wait! Fufu!" Seeing that Fufu was about to kick Merlin, Ritsuka Higurashi was terrified.

"This is my guardian sweetheart, this is Meili sauce, not Merlin!" Higurashi Lixiang tried hard to explain to Fufu.

"Fufu." As for the smell on Merlin, Fufu could smell it from three miles away.

"What's going on here?" The scene in front of him seemed wrong no matter how you looked at it, Hi Muhe frowned and grabbed Osamu Dazai.

"I don't know what's going on..." Dazai Osamu restrained his schadenfreude, and said with a embarrassed face.

"Fufu!" Fufu's attitude can be said to be very clear, if Higurashi Lixiang doesn't get out of the way, he will kick it together!

After throwing him from the tower for so many years, and then pushing him directly into the pool, Fufu didn't kick him back, maybe something really happened.

"Mei Lijiang!" Ritsuka Higurashi really had no choice, Fufu was a tyrant at home.Although unable to speak, he is also a famous detective who can see through everything at a glance.

Even Osamu Dazai dared not provoke Fufu if he had nothing to do.After all, Fufu is more cautious than Edogawa Ranpo of the detective agency.

Merlin got out of the eggshell, greeted Fufu lazily, and was slapped squarely by Fufu's paw.

"Hey, hey, I didn't expect Fufu to be so enthusiastic. Is that how you welcome me?"

Compared with Fufu's daily revenge in Chaldea, this strength is really insignificant.

However, maybe it was because of Merlin's attitude that Fufu wanted to kick him again and again.

"Fufu!" Whoever welcomes you, I'll kick you every time I see you!

Fufu said that he has never seen anyone thicker than Merlin.

"So, Fufu and Meili-chan knew each other before?" Higurashi Rika was still a little confused.

She couldn't associate the lovely Meili sauce with the murderous Merlin at all. "But isn't Meili sauce my newly born guardian sweetheart?"

"Fufu!" Fufu looked at Higurashi Lixiang with hatred, how could you be so easily deceived by Merlin's net? !

"Probably because Fufu and I met in a dream." Merlin narrowed his eyes and smiled, as if he wasn't the one who was slapped by Fufu just now.

"Fufu!" Seeing Merlin like this, Fufu became annoyed. He even wanted to give Merlin another paw, but was stopped by Ritsuka Higurashi.

"No, Fufu, if you come again, Mei Lijiang will be broken..." Is Higurashi Lixiang so easy to fool?

No, she was just willing to be fooled by them.

"It seems that Mei Lijiang can get along well with Fufu..." Ri Muhe originally planned to buy some wool balls for Fufu to play with, but now it seems that it is unnecessary?

Osamu Dazai didn't want to look at them. The pets in the family were basically at odds with him, and occasionally even made Osamu Dazai feel like he was at the bottom of the family's food chain.

"I forgot to introduce you, Ahe." Osamu Dazai said, lifting Ku-chan with an unhappy face, "Kang-cha-cha! The elf Ku-chan that came out of the mug!"

"Bastard! If you suddenly lift me up again, I will send you to hell with a cheese stick!"

Ku Jiang felt that his hand holding the magic gun was itching.I don't know if he belched Lixiang's father in this life that day, if Chaldea can make another one.

"Ah, Ku-chan's temper seems to be a bit explosive." Osamu Dazai laughed dryly.If he was scared so easily, he would not be Dazai.

"Is that Ku-chan?." Higurashi Lixiang and Ku-chan looked at each other, and found that there were holes in many places on his body, and the cotton was leaking, as if someone had scratched him with a knife. "I'm Lixiang's mother, Rimuhe. Kujiang can call me mother just like Lixiang."

Ri Muhe originally wanted to touch Ku Jiang's little head, but judging by the way he yelled at Osamu Dazai just now, he couldn't do it.

"Ku Jiang has a lot of holes on her body, do you need me to help you mend it?"

No matter how magically strengthened Kuchan's body is, it is still the body of a rag doll.But generally speaking, there is nothing wrong with it, as long as the cotton is filled in after the injury, and then repaired.

"...Thank you very much." Kuchan has no requirements for sewing, but there is no way to maintain it if it is only his own.

"You're welcome. Speaking of which, I haven't done anything for a long time." Ri Muhe still didn't hold back, and rubbed Ku Jiang's head while speaking.

"I remember, Ah He seems to have said that he was studying crafts before?" Osamu Dazai said suddenly.

"Yes." Ri Muhe didn't know why he suddenly mentioned this, but he still nodded, "I learned carving and painting with my teacher."

"For sculptors, I remember that there should be more personal studios, right?"

"It is said to be a personal studio, but it is actually a home-based occupation." Ri Muhe nodded.As a sculptor, she is accompanied by a teacher, and usually consigns the works directly online, otherwise she would not be able to live so carefree with Sunset Lixiang alone.

After all, money is not everything, but without money is absolutely impossible.

"Ahe, don't you want to continue studying?" After a few months of marriage, Osamu Dazai saw that Hi Muhe would occasionally pick up a pen and knife to practice his hands, but he didn't produce any works.

"I am more devoted to my work. I finished a piece of work with my teacher before. Anyway, I don't want to move for half a year." If the sculptor is not careful, it will cause great damage to the eyes and spine.Ri Muhe is the kind of person who doesn't care about her body at all when she works, but fortunately she is not a workaholic, so she can work for half a year and take half a year off.

"It's Zhijun, why did you suddenly ask this?" Hi Muhe looked at Osamu Dazai curiously.

"I just remembered it suddenly." Dazai Osamu smiled and didn't speak again.

作者有话要说：算是日常过度感谢在2020-07-0623:57:42~2020-07-0723:48:20期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of the fire of the prairie fire; 1 bottle of the age of the gods and the bird in the cage;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!