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When Ritsuka Higurashi saw Osamu Dazai coming with her stroller, her mind went blank for a moment.

And Tsunayoshi Sawada behind Osamu Dazai obviously had the same expression as them.With a blank face, I don't know what kind of expression to make.

"How about it, are you surprised to see Dad, I came to pick you up!" Osamu Dazai smiled and looked at the two mothers and daughters, the expression on their faces, no matter how you looked at it, it was a bit unbearable.

"...What are you stuffing in your mind." Ri Muhe felt that he had lost completely, and in terms of shamelessness, there was absolutely no one who could compare with Dazai Zhi.

"It's all stuffed with Ahe, you and Lixiang!" Osamu Dazai replied as a matter of course. He took the shopping bags under the feet of the mother and daughter very attentively, and put them in the small basket behind the stroller. Lixiang was carried into the car.

Well, apart from not being able to sit on an adult, it can be said to be perfect.

Osamu Dazai pushed the handle at the back, and seemed very interested in helping Lixiang push the cart.

"Father, why would you think of pushing my small car?" Although the baby car can still be used, Rituka Lixiang is precocious. After buying the car, she actually didn't ride it a few times.

So this baby carriage has almost been forgotten by Tatsuka Higurashi, and it is amazing that Osamu Dazai can find it.

"Of course it's because Dad is smart." Of course Osamu Dazai didn't want to say it, he didn't want to mention anything at all, but he definitely couldn't say it.

Osamu Dazai himself is used to stealing, rape and playing tricks. In order not to work, he would come up with a hundred excuses. This meeting is actually very simple to coax his wife and daughter.

"Father is so smart!" Higurashi Tatsuka applauded Dazai Osamu very face-saving. "Then next time I go to the supermarket, I will take the children's shopping cart!"

The so-called children's shopping cart is a plastic shopping cart made in the shape of a cart.Compared with the normal shopping cart, the shopping basket is not a little smaller, and the quantity they shop each time is very considerable, so Ri Muhe refuses.

If no one pushes, Higurashi Lixiang has no choice but to sit on it again.

"Okay, I'll push it for you next time." When it comes to doting on his daughter, Osamu Dazai basically has no bottom line.

"Speaking of which, why did you buy so many things?" Although Ri Muhe and the others went out to buy vegetables every day and bought a lot of things, they definitely wouldn't have so many things like they do now.

"It's the material for making zongzi! I want to learn how to make zongzi with my mother!" Someone pushed the cart, and Higurashi Rika lazily stepped on it. Anyway, she didn't have to walk by herself, and she was talking to Dazai Osamu with great interest.

"Do you want to pack it yourself?" Osamu Dazai rolled up his sleeves, feeling that this was a good opportunity to increase parent-child intimacy.

"I want it too, I want it too!" For most children, dough seems to have such a special attraction for cooking.Higurashi Tatsuka didn't think of this before, but since Dazai Osamu has said it, it is absolutely impossible for Higurashi Tatsuka to miss it.

Listening to her parents talking, Ri Muhe knew that her materials would not escape the disaster today.

"Can I do it too?" Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was following behind Higurashi, was also eager to try.Although she has always been very obedient, but in fact, if someone pampers her, how could she really be so obedient?

"Of course it's okay." Higurashi looked at Sawada Tsunakichi's worried eyes, and his heart softened immediately.

"I bought a lot of materials, enough for you to play with." Higurashi said and rubbed Sawada Tsunayoshi's head, "But..."

Speaking of this, Ri Muhe elongated his voice, "You guys have to finish the rice dumplings you made."

Although Ri Muhe thinks that they are more likely to make dark dishes, wasting food is not a good behavior.

And Rimu Lixiang, who heard Rimuhe's words, seemed to have thought of something, "Dad, you have worked so hard to bring so many things. After you go home, you should have a good rest! Just leave the zongzi to us !"

What Higurashi Lixiang said was very righteous and awe-inspiring.

It's not that he dislikes Osamu Dazai's cooking, it's that Tatsuka Higurashi no longer wants to experience the feeling of ascending to heaven in place.

Osamu Dazai was at home and was forbidden to go to the kitchen.Supervisor Fufu, even Osamu Dazai would be on high alert when he walked around the kitchen.

Osamu Dazai himself knows his craft, but the key...he is a bit unwilling to admit defeat.Anyway, apart from ascending to heaven in place, there is no other reaction. Maybe someday their mother and daughter will get used to it?

"Everyone do it together, and I will rest alone..." For his own rights, Osamu Dazai began to sell miserably every minute.

"It's okay, we don't care!" What a joke, Dazai Osamu can't do anything anyway!

"Does Lixiang dislike the taste of Dad's cooking..." Osamu Dazai's voice suddenly sank.

"Actually, Dad, you can cook well..." It's just that the sequelae are too serious.

"Is that because Lixiang doesn't want to be with Dad?" Osamu Dazai chased after the victory.

"No..." Ritsuka Higurashi shook her head with difficulty, it was because Dazai Osamu's expression was too real, otherwise she would have refused Dazai Osamu directly to enter the kitchen, instead of being so difficult as it is now.

She is just a child, why should she suffer like this?

"Can't we make zongzi together?" Probably every uneasy adult likes to let children do multiple-choice questions, and in essence, they are just bullying children.

"Dazai, it's enough to tease the children up to here." Himuhe put his hand on Dazai Osamu's shoulder, and enlightened Himu Rika with a gentle face, "Daddy is just kidding you, he is going to bathe Fufu today, No time to make zongzi."

Give Fufu a bath!

Osamu Dazai suddenly had children, and he lost the idea of ​​going into the kitchen with his wife acting like a baby.

All cat owners know that bathing a cat is as difficult as bathing a child, and it is also accompanied by injuries.

This job is actually owned by Rimuhe and Rimulixiang on a daily basis. With them, even if Fufu doesn't like it, she will cooperate a little bit.But with Osamu Dazai, the neighbors often think that their family is abusing cats...or they may think they are killing pigs.

In short, Osamu Dazai refused the thankless task of bathing Fufu.But it seems that the current Ri Muhe doesn't want his rejection at all.

"Ahe, I think it's actually good to take a break and watch TV..." Osamu Dazai looked at Himuhe pitifully.

Although I don't think there is anything wrong with teasing the children, after all, the mother and daughter didn't take him with them when they went shopping, and they only thought of him when they wanted to move things.But Osamu Dazai felt that he was quite an adult, and Ah He bullied him a bit in comparison...

"I don't think so." Higurashi He stood beside Osamu Dazai, reaching out to push Higurashi Tatsuka's small cart.

The two children, who sensed that the atmosphere was not right, did not speak, and Higurashi Rika felt that his father Dazai Osamu had betrayed the revolution.Sawada Tsunayoshi, on the other hand, was relieved that he had escaped.

After all, Osamu Dazai's food is no longer a question of whether it tastes good or not.Although I have only eaten it once, Sawada Tsunayoshi really does not want to try the kind of food that is directly sent to heaven.

And besides that, Tsunayoshi Sawada also decided to be optimistic about Osamu Dazai in the future, and absolutely not let Osamu Dazai enter the kitchen!absolute!

"Ahe..." Osamu Dazai felt that his family status was too low, so low that he couldn't help but want to cry a few tears for himself.

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Is dad acting like a baby with mom? "Hi Mu Li Xiang turned around.

"Your father's expression now is the same as your expression when you did something wrong." Ri Muhe nodded.

"Is there?" Higurashi Lixiang felt that he had always been obedient, how could he look like his funny father?

"Definitely not!" Osamu Dazai vetoed in one breath. "We have always been obedient!"

"At this time, you really look like father and daughter." Ri Muhe looked at them both quietly.

This sentence reached Osamu Dazai's heart, "We are two father and daughter!"

Not only that, Osamu Dazai reached out and rubbed Higurashi Tatsuka's little head.Higurashi Tatsuka seemed to have completely forgotten Dazai Osamu's multiple-choice question, and got back together with Dazai Osamu.

"Since this is the case, the two of you will go to bathe Fufu today." Ri Muhe made a final decision. "Me and Tsunayoshi and Nana-san are going to cook."

"Hey?!" Higurashi Lixiang opened his eyes wide, in disbelief. "Mom, didn't we agree to cook together? How could you abandon me?!"

Compared with Higurashi Tachika's inconceivability, Osamu Dazai instantly balanced.

It is understandable not to let him cook, and it seems not so unbearable to have someone accompany the cat to bathe.

"Because you are father and daughter." Ri Muhe said seriously.

She has always known that due to work reasons, Osamu Dazai has not had a lot of time to develop a father-daughter relationship with Tatsuka Higurashi recently. The air smells like lemons.

"But but—" Higurashi Rika racked his brains to find some rebuttal, but it was really too difficult.

"Did Tachika despise Dad?" Osamu Dazai could certainly feel Higurashi's intentions, and understood why Higurashi wanted to refuse, but—he really didn't want to be alone.Anyway, there are so many people who do it, so it's just right to have one less to accompany him?

"But I want to make zongzi more, I want to make crab roe zongzi for my father..." Higurashi Lixiang muttered in a low voice.

Crab dumpling?Osamu Dazai felt that he should take all the troublemakers away, otherwise, not to mention crab roe dumplings, it was still a question of whether they could eat the zongzi that had passed both of their hands.As long as it can be eaten in his mouth, Osamu Dazai really doesn't have any requirements on who did it. "If that's the case, Ah Gang will come with us too!"

"What a great opportunity to cultivate feelings, Ah Gang will definitely agree to me, right?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Thank you, I don't want to.

Although Fufu hasn't bathed yet, Tsunayoshi Sawada can already imagine what kind of shocking scene it was.