My father Yokohama lockpicker

Central Plains Chuya, the top fighting force of the port mafia.

He has never been afraid in his life, even if he is against his arch-enemy Dazai Osamu, when his temper comes up, he will not miss it.

But in the face of Higurashi Lixiang...

Can't afford to offend.

This is real.Not to mention that Higurashi Tatsuka is still just a five-year-old girl, even if he really did something embarrassing him, Nakahara Zhong couldn't care less about it.

If you can't afford it, you can only hide.

"Wow, Uncle Zhongyuan, you really came to give candy!" Compared with Zhongya Zhongya's mood of wanting to run away, Higurashi Rika has no such worries at all.Two of her favorite uncles are here, and there is also a little brother whom she hasn't seen for a long time, how can she be unhappy? "I even brought Brother Mengyuan!"

"Good morning Tachika!" Hisaku Yumeno winked at Tachika Higurashi behind Nakahara Chuya.

"Sure enough?" Chuya Nakahara wanted to slip away, but he also sensitively caught the point of Higurashi Tatsuka's mouth.

"Because Grandpa Mori said it!" Higurashi Rika didn't expect to be helped by her life teacher Kuniko Higuchi.He directly pushed the blame to Mori Ogai, after all, Mori Ogai had promised her at the wedding of his parents before.

Listening to Higurashi Tachika's natural tone, Higuchi Ichiyo behind Akutagawa Ryunosuke heaved a sigh of relief, and at the same time began to think about the identity of the little girl in front of him.

Although everyone who should know about Osamu Dazai's marriage knows about it.But... what his wife and daughter look like is probably only known by the upper echelons of Hong Kong and black.In normal times, the Armed Detective Agency would also help hide information about the mother and daughter of Higurashi.

"I said why did the leader suddenly remember this..." Zhong Yuanzhong also murmured in his heart, and at the same time he was a little rejoiced... Fortunately, he came here by himself, otherwise if the leader came in person-

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the whole yard and stopped crying, and looked at him with teary eyes...the children of Candy behind him.There is a kind of lamb lined up, jumping into the mouth of the big bad wolf one by one.

Just imagine that kind of scene. Back to reality, Zhongyuan suddenly felt that he had done a very remarkable thing.It's not that what's wrong with the leader's little hobby, but... he did become a hero once?

"So Uncle Chuya and Uncle Akutagawa really brought us candies?" Higurashi Tachika tilted his head and looked at them.

Higurashi Tachika is also wearing the same chick costume as Nohara Shinnosuke today, which is the uniform performance costume of their class.This year's weather is a bit hotter, even wearing doll costumes stuffed with silk, it's not too hot for these children.Higurashi Lixiang was wearing such a chick costume, looking at them cutely.

A group of strong men and Higuchi Ichiyo were almost staring at their eyes, and only Akutagawa Ryunosuke was still pale.

"It's all yours." Zhong Yuanzhong didn't admit that he was really cute.He turned sideways and directly used his supernatural power to send the candies in through the gate.

Zhongyuan Zhongye showed such a skill, and the children who were afraid at first looked at Zhongyuan Zhongye with admiration in an instant.

"Uncle Chuya is really a good man!" Although Ritsuka Higurashi is a child who has seen big scenes, but a child, who would dislike too much candy?

"Uncle Chuya is a good man!" Following Higurashi Lixiang were the children squatting behind the principal.

They understood the words of Higurashi Tatsuka and Nakahara Chuya, and the men in black suits and sunglasses who looked super scary were actually here to give them candy.

Uncle Zhongye... Zhongyuan Zhongye couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking that these kids were really easy to bribe.This group of children, probably the ones who were very easy, were sold off.

"Uncle Nakaya, Uncle Akutagawa, won't you come in?" Higurashi Tachika leaned on the iron railing, "We have a performance today, don't you really want to come and see it?"

"Brother Moeno must really want to play with us, right?" Before the two of them could refuse, Higurashi Rika drew Yumeno Hisaku again.

According to Osamu Dazai, Chuya Nakahara and Kusaku Yumeno are now bound together.In short, if Yumeno Kusaku stayed, Chukahara would not be able to escape.

"Mr. Chuya, I want to play with Lixiang." Yumeno Hisaku looked at Nakahara Chuya pitifully.

According to Xiao Xingxing's feedback, as long as Yumeno Hisaku can pretend to be a "good boy", the kind-hearted Chuya Nakahara will basically not reject him.

"Uncle Akutagawa, you haven't come to see me for a long time." Higurashi Tachika noticed that Nakahara Nakaya had loose marks here, and turned to look at Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

"I still have a job." Akutagawa Ryunosuke was not moved at all.

"But, Dad will come over to watch my performance soon, Uncle Akutagawa, are you sure you don't want to stay and watch?" Dealing with Akutagawa Ryunosuke is very easy as long as you get the point right.Just like the setting sun at dusk at this time.

"It suddenly occurred to me that I still have something to ask Mr. Dazai. If that's the case, it's disrespectful."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke immediately changed his words.

"..." Nakahara also knew that Akutagawa Ryunosuke was a fan of Dazai, but in this situation...

It's also really suffocating.

Dazaiji, you are a sinner, Akutagawa is a good boy, you made him like this.

"Uncle Nakaya, do you want to visit our kindergarten?" Nohara Shinnosuke has already seen the aptitude of Nakahara Chuya who has been taken advantage of. He has more talent than Dazai Osamu, let him immediately grasp this point! "For the sake of candy, I can show you our kindergarten!"

The two children have talked about this, and the director wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and opened the door. "If that's the case, let Xiaoxin Lixiang and the others take a few of them to the kindergarten to have a look."

"However, if the children say something childish, please bear with me."

However, the gangsters are not really lacking in vision. Except for Nakahara Chuya, Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Yumeno Kusaku, only Higuchi Ichiyo has the cheek to stay.

For this Akutagawa fan girl, there are not many opportunities to see Akutagawa Ryunosuke's face change, but the orange-haired little girl who is very similar to Nakahara seems to be able to do it easily.

Although two of the four were vicious, but in view of their outstanding looks, they all...surrounded Chuya Zhongya.

"Uncle, can you do magic tricks?"

"Uncle, how did you swish the candy in just now?"

"Uncle, can Nini play super realistic pretend play with you? Nini is going to be a bride!"

As soon as the frightening speech came out, the people around Chuya Zhongyuan suddenly decreased by half.Nini's super-real pretend house wine made the kindergarten children suffer a lot.

"Uncle, don't promise Nini!" Zhengnan shouted desperately.

"Don't worry, Uncle Chuya, Superman Shinnosuke will save you!" Nohara Shinnosuke also joined in the fun.

"Let me tell you, when you're young, what's on your mind." Zhong Yuanzhong also took a lollipop and stuffed it into Nini's hand. "Kids, don't talk casually about getting married, and study hard to know if you know."

"Ah, I received a gift from my uncle!" Holding the lollipop in both hands, Nini instantly entered the role.

"Not good! Already... already entered the role?!" Kazama was shocked.

"Ah, that's terrible!" Nohara Shinnosuke also yelled.

"What a mess!" Zhong Yuanzhong didn't expect that the kid in the kindergarten could dance like this.Or in other words, all children at this age dance like this?

"It's Nini's super-real pretend play." Higurashi Lixiang was not surprised.

Where did her acting skills come from?It's not because there is an actor father at home, and there is a little friend in the kindergarten who enters the role every minute.

"Uncle Chuya, your current identity is probably the man who just confessed to you?" Higurashi Rika tilted her head and said after understanding Nini's words.

"Xiaoxin, even if you win with me, uncle, it's useless. The only one he loves is me, Nini, and you can only be the third party forever!" Over there, Nini and Shinnosuke Nohara have already played against each other. up.

Although no one wants to play house wine with Nini in daily life, but in fact, if they really want to play, everyone can play against Nini.

"What, Uncle Chuya only sees that your family is rich, and his true love is me!" Nohara Shinnosuke said and gave Nakahara Chuya a look.

Nakahara Chuya: I was disgusted, as if I saw another Osamu Dazai.

Higurashi Tatsuka and Yumeno Hisaku laughed as they watched the farce.

"Let's go, let's leave Nini to Xiaoxin. I'll take you to the handicraft room. There are handicrafts made by our children." Higurashi Lixiang wanted to take them to visit his kindergarten.

however……

"No need, I just need to wait here for Mr. Dazai." Tiewa Akutagawa directly refused.

"Uncle Akutagawa doesn't like me?" Higurashi Tachika looked at Ryunosuke Akutagawa eagerly.

"I don't like you."

"But I want to play with Uncle Akutagawa, and Uncle Akutagawa doesn't even want to play with me."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke silently looked at Tachika Higurashi, looking into her eyes.Then he pulled back the corner of his clothes.

"You just want to be a Rashomon." The implication is that I have seen through you, so stop pretending.

"That's because Luo Shengmeng misses me too! Uncle Akutagawa doesn't miss me, so I can only miss Luo Shengmeng." Higurashi Lixiang argued, "Isn't it right, Luo Shengmeng?"

Luo Shengmeng who was pulled back: nodded.

"His name is Rashomon, not Rashomo." Akutagawa Ryunosuke insisted on defending, "Rashomon is my superpower, we are one."

"Ah, I understand!" Higurashi Tatsuka slammed his fist. "Uncle Akutagawa, you want to say that you like me as much as Luo Shengmeng, right?"

Ryunosuke Akutagawa: I didn't, I didn't say that.

Onlookers Nakahara Chuya: I suddenly felt that Akutagawa is really easy to deceive.

The author has something to say: For the peace of Altia, Gudazi was rolled up by the doctor with a straw mat and thrown back to prehistoric times. However, in a blink of an eye, she came back again. Doctor (with a dull look): Why did she come back again!

Youzhen (horrified): Ahhh! !She she she is back!

Gudazi (Wearing a turf skirt: This is because I am back again!

Gudazi (raise the stone pickaxe: No matter what kind of predicament human beings encounter, they have the strength to move forward!

Highlights: The spoof is like the chaos of comics, and there are more parts for self-entertainment.

因为人设问题，很有可能会导致出现诸多马赛克其实就是从漫画了解fgo的梗，众所周知，这是个一言不合就手撕英灵的咕哒子感谢在2020-07-2423:57:29~2020-07-2523:59:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thank you to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 92 bottles of Fengluo Ruyu; 20 bottles of Lores; 5 bottles of serendipity; 1 bottle of Age of God;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!