My father Yokohama lockpicker

world number c

Like Osamu Dazai of a certain parallel world, Osamu Dazai of a certain world encountered a book on the day he became an executive.

Before accepting the turbulent stories of Osamu Dazai rescuing his close friends, he first saw the happy Zai who made countless leaders die sour.

Dazai Osamu who has not experienced the death of his best friend and is still muddling along.Suddenly, a strange feeling arises spontaneously, since that Osamu Dazai can be so happy, why can't I?

The script? Now that you have read it, you must not only read one.

So the cadre Osamu Dazai looked at others.Then he saw countless Dazai Osamu, trying their best to save Oda Sakunosuke.

However, without André Gide, Oda Sakunosuke would always die in various ways.His death seems to have been doomed long ago.

Osamu Dazai has never been a person who succumbs to fate. His best friend must be saved, but before that, his daughter is also to be found.

According to the script, Higurashi He should be in Yokohama at this time, and after picking up Higurashi Tachika in Yokohama, he will leave.

But... Osamu Dazai searched the whole of Yokohama, but he couldn't find anyone named Higurashi Wo, and Japan doesn't have Nishimoricho either.

——This is probably a world without Higurashi and Higurashi Tachika, right?

——Is that world really the only one?

Just when the cadre Osamu Dazai was thinking about this problem, he picked up a child with orange hair and an animal skin skirt around his lower body by the river where he often fell into the water.

Oh, what a surprise!

The cadre Osamu Dazai subconsciously looked up at the sky. Is this a gift from God?

However, isn't this girl a bit big?

The cadre Osamu Dazai saw in the book that Higurashi Tachika was basically around five years old.And he picked this up... At least eight years old, right?

The cadre Osamu Dazai fell into a rare silence.

He's really not a nice guy.But the one in front of me, although a bit older, is still his daughter. If it is placed here, it would not be good to be seen by a scum like Sen.

Besides, judging by the way this child is dressed, I don't know which one came out of it.

The cadre Osamu Dazai took off his black overcoat, wrapped it around a child in a fur skirt, and... went home.

At this time, he felt that he was another different Zai in a parallel world. He didn't know what kind of huge disaster he picked up.

—— Higurashi Tachika, the more well-known name-Fujimaru Tachika.The name of the girl who saved humanity.In a certain manga, the girl nicknamed Gudazi collapsed directly after failing to draw five stars for a long time, and the treasure was really unable to jump over.

The flesh-pink one-ponytail uncle of the bottom-level staff of Gadada, because he couldn't stand this goofy guy, rolled up the straw mat one day and threw the girl back to prehistoric times.However, in the final analysis, this is also a master who saves humanity, after witnessing the history of mankind from prehistoric times.In the eyes of Uncle Single Ponytail, he stood beside him seamlessly.

Uncle Single Ponytail fainted from fright.

The returning prehistoric master brought all the staff of Gadada into unprecedented chaos.

The children's followers left Gadada to establish the Dwarf Kingdom (crossed out) the Children's Kingdom, and inside Gadada, there were Gudazi Saber and other servants led by the director of Gadada to conduct offensive and defensive battles.

After almost blowing up the bottom of the ponytail, the uncle with a ponytail couldn't bear it anymore, and threw the gudazi out.In order not to let her come back so quickly, he even racked his brains to think of throwing her into another world.

This achieved the beginning of the cadre Dazai rule.

That is to say, the savior picked up by Osamu Dazai, the cadre, was slightly different from what he had imagined.But with the force value that can tear the crown by hand, he shouldn't mind too much if he thinks about it?

probably.

Osamu Dazai is only this year, and he eats and drinks in the port mafia every day.In addition to sleeping places at home, that is, refrigerators and bathrooms are used more frequently.The other places were piled up with a thick layer of soil. He was not a family lover, or in other words, that place was just a temporary resting place for him.

Under such circumstances, naturally there is no spare room for use.Naturally, the picked up child could only be thrown into his own room.

There is actually a big difference between seeing and experiencing it.For example, the current cadre Osamu Dazai is definitely more curious about the child in front of him than other emotions.

Because Lixiang didn't seem to have any injuries on her body, and she seemed to be asleep, Osamu Dazai didn't send her to the hospital.

However, after taking the child home, Osamu Dazai suddenly realized that he hadn't been home for several days.In addition to the bed, I can sleep, and there is no food in the refrigerator.

After thinking about it, he decided to go out and buy something to eat.As for Lixiang... Seeing that she didn't react at all when he brought her back, he probably won't wake up so soon, right?

But in fact, Lixiang woke up suddenly after Osamu Dazai left.

"What..." Rubbing her orange hair, Fujimaru Tatsuka still remembered the time when she was plotted against by the village girl, Uncle Dan Ponytail.

She raised her head, only to find herself in a completely unfamiliar room with some cobwebs on the roof.

So, Uncle Single Ponytail has learned his lesson and stopped throwing her into prehistory, and changed it to something else?

Thinking so, Gu Dazi jumped off the bed. She had no problem with her animal skin skirt.After all, she often runs around in a pair of shorts when she's at the bottom.

In short, normal operation, normal operation.

Like some stand-alone rpg games, when you wake up in a strange world, you must find out what is going on around you immediately.Before Dazai Osamu came back, Gudazi almost turned over the whole house and all the places that could be entered.

When Osamu Dazai returned with the food, he saw Gu Dazi sitting cross-legged on the bed, and on the ground in front of her was a gun he was very familiar with.It also piled up into a small pile, and if you estimate it a little bit by quantity, it is probably all the quantities he has hidden in the whole house.

"Ah, are you the owner of this house?" Gu Dazi looked up at Osamu Dazai, his golden eyes were full of curiosity.

"I am the master here." Osamu Dazai came in without changing his expression, kicked the guns that were in the way aside, and put the food on the table.

"I'll be relieved when you wake up."

It seemed that he was really worried about Gu Dazi.

"After I woke up, I only remembered my name. Can you tell me who you are?" Gudazi looked at Osamu Dazai and blinked.

I'm afraid it absolutely doesn't exist.

Amnesia?

This word echoed in Osamu Dazai's mind, but when he met those golden eyes, he knew that this child was lying.

But how could Osamu Dazai not cherish such a good opportunity that came to his door? "certainly."

"Our relationship is very simple. My name is Dazai Osamu, and I'm your father." Dazai Osamu brought out the relationship in the parallel world without any hassle, which sounded like an extremely innocent lie.

"Hello, Dad." However, Gu Dazi was also extremely unconventional. Osamu Dazai said that he was her father, and she agreed without thinking about it. "In that case, my name is actually Dazai Gudazi?"

The name Dazai Gudazi, no matter how you hear it, is very strange.

And Dazai Gudazi... Shouldn't it be Dazai Rikka?Osamu Dazai didn't feel the warmth he felt in the book on this strange girl in front of him.

So, is there something wrong?Too, he actually just picked up a lookalike?

"I'm hungry, Dad, did you buy me food just now?" How could a boy who looked seventeen or eighteen years old be a father? Besides, Gudazi, she just got smaller, and it wasn't real. eight years old.

However, there is a guardian who sent it up by himself, why not?

Fujimaru Tachika, who changed her name to Dazai Gudazi every minute, got out of bed very familiarly and began to look through the food Dazai bought.

She was really hungry... She even felt that she could eat a cow.

Osamu Dazai casually wiped the chair next to the dining table with a rag, and then sat on it.Gudazi had already found out what he wanted to eat, and ate it directly.

"Daddy, haven't you come back to clean for a long time, it's so dirty here." Not only did she eat, but she also started to be picky.

Don't ask about the past, don't ask about the present, let alone the future.The girl named Gudazi is not at all at a loss about the current situation, as if she has always been like this.

Those who should be confused are not confused, and those who should not be confused are confused.Dazai Osamu is in such a state now, he picked up the person, and even labeled himself a father, but this daughter seems to be far from what he imagined.

"It's not important, just find a part-time job." If it was a person, Osamu Dazai really didn't like having strangers enter his understanding, but raising children is still different after all.

Gu Dazi nodded, as long as she is not allowed to work, she can say anything.After eating up the bento in twos and twos, Gu Dazi took out the game console that had just been dug out from Dazai Osamu's bed from his animal skin skirt, "I'm done eating!"

"Father, can I play games?" Gu Dazi looked at Osamu Dazai with a bright smile and asked.She just saw that there are not only fgo icons in the game console, but also various girls icons who have sex in the app store.

Gudazi: I like it!

Gu Dazi, a loyal supporter of card games, non-chiefs never go ashore.

"Of course." Osamu Dazai felt that something was even more wrong.Although the brightness of the smile was the same, he still felt that something was weird.

While calling his subordinates to find a cleaner, he also began to investigate the past of this child named Gudazi.

If you live in this world, there must be traces of him.

The author has something to say: This Gudazi is taken from the comics, and the various settings are also partial to the comics. Excessive play with memes will cause various discomforts, and people have been completely broken.

For Gudazi, Osamu Dazai delivered to his door is simply equivalent to - rice bowl, wallet, butt wiper ← If you convert it, you can be a father.

Uncle Single Ponytail is Doctor Roman. The source of the title is the manga saying that the little pinball actually appeared on the card face of Feijiala Erhu. I feel like I saw a large and exquisite emoticon package. The official understands it too much. Column, if you are interested, you can check it out.