The anchor is always slapped in the face

Chapter 11 The first day of being an anchor

Jin Jianglan didn't know what the time ratio between the real world and the plane of the tutor was. He carried his mobile phone with him, and the time and date display was also calculated according to the time he experienced. Naturally, he couldn't figure out how many days had passed in the real world. , I can only go to the live broadcast room to see the situation.

If the time in the real world is relatively short, it can still be fooled.

As soon as Jin Jianglan connected to the live broadcast room, the fans who had been guarding the live broadcast room found out.

[The anchor appeared! 】

[The host disappeared for two hours! 】

[Xiao Tuo threw a landmine: The anchor, tell me, is it the world of tutors you just went to? ? ? 】

[Baili Liuli threw a landmine: Anchor, did you wear it backwards, or did you travel back to the tutoring world? 】

【Demeter threw a landmine: Obviously, the anchor came back after wandering around in Two-dimensional=. =]

It turned out to be only two hours.

Jin Jianglan thought.

The time is not long, and it is still possible to struggle with the failure of the mobile phone to fool you.

Thinking of this, he said the same thing: "There was a problem with the phone just now, and the cartoon of the tutor was played directly. Now it has been repaired, and we will continue our live broadcast."

[Anchor who are you lying to →_→]

[Obviously it is the three-dimensionalization of Two-dimensional, how could it be animation→_→】

[Bet on a chrysanthemum, the anchor will definitely say that it is naughty water friends in COSPLAY→_→]

【Why are you all using →_→ this expression... well, I will continue to form →_→】

"The place where I am now is inside the abandoned hospital." Jin Jianglan pointed the phone camera at the main body of the hospital building, "It is completely dark now, there is no light around, and the moon and stars cannot be seen in the sky. It's too low, and there's only a little light from the phone."

"But the anchor has already prepared!"

He took out a strong field flashlight, and when he turned it on, the road in front of him was clearly illuminated, "Can everyone see it clearly?"

[Can see clearly... No!Don't change the subject, anchor!Quickly explain how you crossed over! ! ! 】

【Anchor, no matter how much you quibble, we also know that you must have time-traveled! ! ! ! ! 】

【Anchor, don’t pretend to be invisible o( ̄ヘ ̄o#)】

Jin Jianglan didn't pretend to be invisible, he answered them firmly: "We have to believe in science, time travel and everything else are illusions."

【How can it be an illusion that so many people see it (#‵′)】

[Anchor, you clearly said that you want to believe in science, how did you jump to illusion ╮( ̄▽ ̄")╭】

[The anchor admitted that there is a large phantom formation!Only then will we collectively hallucinate! ! ! 】

[I am the only one who cares about where Sawada Rabbit went! 】

【Didn't he go home? =. =]

"cough……"

Jin Jianglan coughed lightly, and continued to fool around: "What you saw just now, apart from the hallucinations caused by your psychological factors, is also a four-dimensional stereoscopic image made by Suiyou Xiaogang. "

Sawada Tsunayoshi has already gone back, and he took it to top the cylinder without any pressure.

【...Anchor, you are really good! 】

[Gangji who was lying on the gun cried and fainted in the toilet 233333]

[The anchor's face is swollen since he slapped 23333 (candles)

【If that's the case, what about Mizuto-kun? 】

"Xiaogang just finished the test, and has already rushed back to improve."

[Mizutomo Kotsuna, isn't that the nickname of Sawada Tsunayoshi!Anchor, don't be an ass to us! ! ! 】

[The anchor is donating us! !Xiaogang obviously returned to his world (o#゜曲゜) o】

Jin Jianglan smiled without saying a word.

At this time, more words and more mistakes, instead of fueling the enthusiasm of the fans, it is better to change the topic to cool down the temperature.

Jin Jianglan knows this well.

So he said: "Okay, after talking for so long, it's time for us to get back to the topic."

【...Does the anchor know that he is talking nonsense→_→】

[The anchor is forcibly changing the subject again! 】

[Anchor anchor, there are countless planets in the universe, maybe there will be intelligent life like human beings; if there are aliens, parallel worlds may also exist, and two-dimensional and three-dimensional may also project each other, so It is very scientific to say that time travel is really possible! 】

Jin Jianglan suddenly smiled: "What you said is very reasonable and has a very scientific basis."

[... I always feel that there is something in the anchor's words. 】

【...I'm waiting for the anchor's divine turn. 】

【...Betting on a cucumber, the anchor will start talking nonsense and sophistry again! 】

"It's a pity that from a scientific point of view, the body of an ordinary person, the host, simply cannot bear the pressure that he must endure during time travel, and will be crushed into a pulp all at once."

What Jin Jianglan said was indeed the truth. If he was really an ordinary person, he would definitely be turned into a meatloaf, but he was not.

"Do you still remember the haunting incident in the imperial capital?"

[It’s hot to see ghosts in the palace. Lan Hou was forced by Zhuanjia to explain that there are a lot of ferric oxide on the walls of the palace, plus thunder, when someone or something passes by, it will be recorded like a photo , Whenever there is thunder in the future, the scene will reappear? 】

"This is really not a forced explanation, science has given an iron-like basis!"

While talking, Jin Jianglan took a strong flashlight to illuminate the interior of the entire abandoned hospital. The camera of the mobile phone followed the direction of the flashlight, showing the true face of this haunted place that has been mysterious for decades to everyone watching the live broadcast. in front of people.

"Back to our main topic tonight."

"Let's appreciate the scenery of the abandoned hospital first, and then enter the building for inspection. The anchor remembers that a local tyrant wants to buy here just now? Then you can do it now."

[The anchor's skill in changing the topic is too bad! 】

[The anchor is killing him and denying the rhythm of crossing? ? 】

Jin Jianglan simply stopped watching the barrage, and concentrated on the live broadcast of spirit exploration.

"The abandoned hospital occupies quite a large area. I just took a look at it from the outside, but now I walk inside and feel it more directly."

"The anchor has now walked outside the outpatient building, and I will give you a close-up."

"This place is full of ghosts...cough, it's elegant and unique. If you change to a timid person, you might really be scared to cry."

[The anchor himself said that he was so ghostly and still arguing about science→_→]

[+1 anchor is the biggest unscientific! 】

Jin Jianglan had no intention of going to complain at all. He continued to circle the hospital building: "Now, we have come to the back of the outpatient building. The live broadcast picture is clear and the light is sufficient. Does the anchor's flashlight work well?"

[Jiuyi threw a landmine: Anchor, are you selling flashlights part-time? 2333333 No problem, give me a dozen (* ̄▽ ̄)y]

[The ink falls into a thousand dust.Throwing a landmine: Isn't the focus now turned around so much, why hasn't an A Piao come out to slap the anchor in the face?This is unscientific Σ(°△°|||)︴]

[Not yet.Throwing a landmine: +10086 What about the physique of the anchor being beaten in the face?Shouldn’t it be gone after wearing it once? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ]

[Demeter threw a landmine: Could it be that the Apiaos were frightened by the deadly flames of the tenth generation two hours ago? ! 】

[The name Fei Bubu said that he threw a landmine: It's been two hours and you haven't recovered yet? ? ? 】

[Buried sin threw a landmine: isn't this an abandoned hospital?Maybe Apiao are all receiving treatment in the psychology department? ? 】

On the bullet screen, everyone expressed their worries, and the mental health problems of Ah Piao are still very concerned by the general public.

Jin Jianglan: "..." He was slapped in the face and you are so tall!prosper!!

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