The anchor is always slapped in the face

Chapter 18 The first day of being an anchor

Jin Jianglan suddenly stretched out his hand, and with a casual grab, he caught something like smoke.

"This hospital has been abandoned for too long, and it is so dirty. There are piles of dust, and there are a lot of them if you grab it. As a good young man who is willing to help others and actively improve the quality of the environment, the anchor decided to help the hospital clean up."

So...he crushed the ball of Ah Piao in his hand to death.

【...The anchor started talking nonsense again→_→】

【...Should I give Ah Piao some wax→_→】

【...I originally thought that the host had met an opponent, but I was wrong (.﹏.*)】

[Is A Piao, who dared to declare war on the anchor, so good?!I am so disappointed! ! ! 】

【Isn’t the point now the three remaining humans with ghosts? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻】

Anchor Jin, who crushed a ghost to death, decided that he had to follow up when it was time to follow up, and he must not regress in such things as live broadcasting.

"Everyone's guess is correct. Among the five people just now, there is indeed an unscientific creature hidden. But don't worry, this world is scientific, so no matter how unscientific a creature is, it will be scientific."

[What the hell is it by science 2333333]

[Does it mean being forced to be scientific by the anchor = mouth =]

[Does the anchor want to clear all unscientific creatures Σ(°△°|||)︴】

[Yin Horn King threw a landmine: Maintain scientific orthodoxy unshakably!Down with all unscientific and pseudo-scientific people and things! ! ! 】

[Weiming threw a landmine: You said everything the anchor said, this is a rhythm that will turn the world upside down 23333333]

"Since there are no outsiders, it's time for the anchor's special commentary."

Jin Jianglan cleared his throat, and then explained with a normal volume.

"Looking at the details, Shi Lin's behavior is very strange. I wonder if everyone has noticed?"

【Liu Mang threw a landmine: Little Sunflower Mom's class is starting o(*≧▽≦)ツ】

[liansan threw a landmine: ...what the hell is Little Sunflower 23333, it's obviously the host forum o( ̄ヘ ̄o#)]

[Long Yueling threw a landmine: Don't make trouble!Let's discuss business (serious face)

【detail?Is it that extraordinary scream? ? 】

[It keeps its head down, not daring to look at the anchor? ? ? 】

【In the beginning, he was cowardly and screamed loudly. After seeing the corpse just now, he was the first to jump out and shoot at the anchor. Obviously, he behaved differently before and after! 】

[Ghosts are afraid of the host, that's why they want to take people away from the host? 】

[The one who behaved inconsistently... seems to be another girl? 】

[I remembered!Before the anchor asked them to check their phones, only two girls' phones were turned off! ! 】

[Fuck, there are two ghosts in a team, and one of the remaining three people died. This is the rhythm of group destruction Σ(っ°Д°;)っ]

【...What are you guys discussing!Why didn't anyone ask the anchor to save people? 】

[Yes, since the ghost is afraid of the anchor, why didn't the anchor save the person just now? ? ? 】

Because the anchor does not do useless work.

The Lord God will not let two or more testers live, and it is useless for him to save them.

Jin Jianglan answered them in his heart.

Besides... why did he want to save it?

During those years of struggling in the Lord God's Dimension, countless reincarnated people died at his hands if they didn't agree with each other, and many of them came from the real world like him.It was precisely because of this that those reincarnated people were afraid of him to death. In the later stage, almost every reincarnated person did not dare to breathe loudly when they saw him.

That feeling... is actually quite cool.

[youcanyouup, nocannoBB.]

[To you stupid yelling X science popularization: You can save it, but you can't stop comparing blindly! 】

[The ghost moves so fast, the surroundings are so dark, no one can react, what qualifications do you have to blame the anchor (#‵′)]

"Everyone's guess is correct, the companion of that cloud of dust just now is Miss Shi Lin."

Jin Jianglan did not look at the barrage at all, and continued, "It is said that ghosts can make people hallucinate, but they are not omnipotent. In many cases, the illusion created by ghosts has a lot of loopholes. But it's often easy for people who are in a state of extreme fear to ignore that."

"Like a phone screen."

"The development of modern technology is changing with each passing day, and the mobile phone system has been updated all the time. The unknown dust in the abandoned hospital has lived here for nearly 30 years, and the network is blocked, so there is no way to obtain timely and effective information from the outside world. It was more than 20 years ago, so I could only fool around with the appearance, and no one checked it carefully, but the mobile phone screen and operating system were not so easy to recharge, so I had to turn it off."

"This type of hallucination is not very harmful. The more people there are, the easier it is to find the flaw."

"Of course, if it's just you, ghosts can also mess with your mind and make you see what you want to see, so it doesn't work in every situation."

"The first cloud of dust didn't transform into a human form and penetrate into the human body at the beginning. It should have been replaced at ten o'clock. As for the original owner's mobile phone... it should be in a corner now."

"That is to say, two people have died now, and one of them doesn't even know where the body is."

"Ghosts, when weak or limited, can't touch anything, including the human body, in a world that isn't entirely made up of hallucinations. What you saw just now is pulling Miss Qi Yu away , is just a fantasy produced by confused thinking, but the actual situation is that Miss Qi Yu took the initiative to follow it."

"Obviously, the person involved was also confused. The instruction given by the brain was 'get caught and run', so the body also made the same action."

"So when you meet some ghosts in the future, don't completely trust your five senses."

"However, if you are unlucky enough to meet a ghost, you'd better be lucky!"

[Unclear! 】

[Annoyance threw a landmine: ...it really is the class of Little Chrysanthemum Mother→_→】

[Macaria threw a landmine: wait ahead!What the hell is the little chrysanthemum 23333333]

[The rice-loving meow threw a landmine: this time the anchor didn’t make a dying struggle to advocate the theory of science Σ(っ°Д°;)っ]

[Qingqing threw a landmine: Thank you ghosts who sacrificed their lives this time!Without them, there would be no streamers who actively acknowledge the existence of ghosts!Although... the whole person's style of painting is wrong _(:з"∠)_]

[Guixue threw a landmine: The self-slapping anchor is also very handsome o(*////▽////*)q]

【◇◇◆Happiness threw a landmine: I rubbed the host's face~ blowing mua~o(* ̄3 ̄)o】

[The ink falls into a thousand dust.Throwing a grenade: Then let the anchor kiss me (* ̄) ( ̄▽ ̄*) ゞ[kiss]]

"The popular science knowledge has come to an end, we should also go and see the three people who ran away."

"Finally, I want to make a statement."

Jin Jianglan said firmly: "We must believe in science!"

[Jun Fifteen threw a landmine: 2333333 anchor is dead duck mouthed and still using Mr. Science as a guise to shake it, Yin_→]

[The author of the book Fleeting Years threw a landmine: Mr. Science is crying and blind 233333 At this time, I can only light it up (candles)

[Demeter threw a landmine: You never think that the anchor looks like a behind-the-scenes BOSS (○′д)]

[It's been 5 minutes, right?Why haven't the police arrived yet? ?Two people died, two people w(Д)w]

[Hey, hey, I really almost forgot about this!Is there something wrong with my brain? I lost my memory? It’s so scary o(≧mouth≦)o]

【Damn it, I seem to be...】

This time it's really not your brains that are faulty, but the Lord God, my dear!

The main god has been slightly disturbing the people watching the live broadcast, so that they will not completely forget, but he will not pay more attention to the issue of the dead.Although there will be individual memories, but that doesn't matter.

The only thing that comforted Jin Jianglan was that it indirectly solved some of his troubles, such as people asking him to save people and condemning him for not saving people.

Jin Jianglan, who has been helpless in the main god space for thousands of years, said that he has always followed his own principles when it comes to Sanguan.

But since these ghosts chose to disgust him, there must be the shadow of the main god behind them.Although the reincarnators in the main god's space all believe that the main god is just a super intelligent computer, Jin Jianglan has deep concerns about this and has been testing the main god.

This live broadcast trial task is also a test for Jin Jianglan.

Now it seems that the Lord God seems to have been paying attention to this live broadcast, and will eliminate the possible spread of influence within the control range at any time.

That being the case, Anchor Jin didn't plan to endure it any longer - he was bullied and calculated to this point, if he endured it, he would become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Anyway, he has such a temper. It has been thousands of years, and he can't change it even if he wants to. Presumably... the Lord God is very used to it, right?

Even if he is not used to it, it has nothing to do with him.

Thinking of this, Jin Jianglan decided to randomly choose a pleasing tester, and then follow this tester around the abandoned hospital, rubbing all the ghosts in the hospital into ashes.Although this can't cause any loss to the main god, no matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat, so it's worth some interest, isn't it?

As a sweetener, he will ensure that the tester survives until he becomes a reincarnation, more or less melted into the sand by the Lord God?

... maybe not even a quark →_→

—Look, isn't he leaving only one alive?He also helped the main god to select the reincarnation, so give the main god more face!

Jin Jianglan didn't choose the lucky one right away. He needed to observe the remaining three people first, at least they were still alive, and secondly, their brains should not be too bad.

"There was no sign of anyone else on the first floor."

Jin Jianglan continued to say to the phone, "It looks like it was brought upstairs by that cloud of malicious dust."

"So, you can't just go with strangers casually, otherwise it will be very dangerous!"

[Heiqiongmei threw a landmine: 2333333 anchor, you are also a stranger, okay! 】

[Hehehe threw a landmine: I suddenly found out that the host is more suspicious than the spicy A Piao! ! ! 】

[The reversing crescent moon threw a landmine: So the anchor is definitely not human!He is the Saiyan who broke into Blue Star! ! 】

"The anchor seems to have discovered a pattern."

Jin Jianglan's tone was flat, "One person dies every half hour. Within half an hour after someone dies, all surviving people are safe. Even if they face the ghost face to face, they will not suffer any harm - except for fright. From this inference, there are similar rules for the next two time periods.”

"So, the number of people participating in this survival game is quite small. Otherwise, those who are willing to use this hidden rule will be able to survive to the end." Unfortunately, there is only one place, so it depends on who is more ruthless.

"Thinking about it this way, they have wasted nearly an hour. This incident tells us that when encountering terrible things, hiding can't solve many problems, and we must be calm, bold and cautious when encountering troubles."

[Fuck, it's almost eleven o'clock, and the host said so... At most 5 minutes later, there will be two living people left (candles)

[Obviously three living people!Don't forget about the anchor. The anchor will cry! ! (laughing and crying]

【...Isn't the anchor Ultraman→_→】

[Although the anchor has been pretending to be a human being, he is really not a normal person (resolute face)

The point... seems to have been misled again.

But Jin Jianglan didn't care.

He walked slowly up the second floor.

Then there are the third and fourth floors.

Jin Jianglan held a bright flashlight brightly and aboveboard to create bright conditions for the live broadcast and make the video look clearer.

The anchor has never been afraid of anything, not afraid of slaps in the face, what is a mere ghost?

...just a little pain in the face.

But since the main god has blurred the memory of all the audience about this trial mission, no one will remember clearly whether he was slapped in the face. In this case, it doesn't matter if he slaps himself in the face directly.

While thinking this way, while continuing to go upstairs, anchor Jin suddenly paused.

—The candidate has been chosen.

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