The anchor is always slapped in the face
Chapter 28 The first day of being an anchor
"Who is Young Master Chu?" Jin Jianglan raised his eyebrows, but glanced at Chu Xiuqi who was beside him, "The anchor here has only one water friend."
He really doesn't know what Young Master Chu is, but there are only the two of them here, and Chu Xiuqi's surname is Chu, so if he doesn't know who the "Young Master Chu" in the barrage refers to, then he is too stupid!
Chu Xiuqi blinked and looked at him pitifully: "Alan..."
[Fuck, I seem to have heard something! 】
【Good Susu Susu Susu's voice (ˉ﹃ˉ) Could it be Young Master Chu? ! ! 】
[The voice alone can make my mother's legs go limp! ! 】
[Alan~ Damn anchor, do you really have no idea after listening to it!shake.jpg]
[Flowers show affection = dish = burning burning burning.gif]
【Why does my heart hurt so much?Just because the dog food has seen the bottom tat]
"Don't make trouble." Jin Jianglan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "The host doesn't wholesale dog food here, so save some food."
[Fucking anchor's voice is so amazing (≧o≦) oh~]
[Anchor anchor, I still love you the most~]
[The anchor Chu Dashao is different from you, Chu Dashao is used to lick the screen, and we only want to fuck you~=3=]
Before Jin Jianglan could say anything, Chu Xiuqi's face, who was staring at the screen of his phone... was dark.
"I'm so sorry, Alan is mine." He said so.
[Show points quickly! 】
【Ha ha. 】
【Jealous Young Master Chu.jpg】
[I said you must grasp the key points!The anchor loves to say whether you have really time-traveled! 】
[For sure, the anchors have taken Young Master Chu to cross planes for their honeymoon, and by the way, live broadcast to show their affection →_→]
[I just said that today the host made another live broadcast on a whim. It turned out to be a show of affection, so the theme of this issue is a picturesque world instead of supernatural? 】
[Traveling, traversing!Why are you so calm? ! 】
[I have seen the performance of the anchor crossing once, just get used to it (tea)
"At present, I don't know the exact location here. After all, we are lost."
Jinjiang Lan said casually without changing his face, "The scenery looks pretty good. Although it is night, everyone can still see clearly under the strong light of the anchor's flashlight."
"Well, the moonlight also..."
The phone camera was shooting from bottom to top, but Jin Jianglan's voice stopped abruptly.
The moon... seems to be twice the size of the blue star.
【23333 The anchor slaps himself in the face】
[The moon of this size is definitely not Blue Star's!See how the anchor talks nonsense (tea)
[The anchor will probably say that the moon has grown flesh because of eating too much? 】
Looking at such a big moon, Jin Jianglan suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart - he seemed to have been in this world...
"Today's night is very good, and the moon seems to be bigger than usual." Chu Xiuqi took over the conversation, "Alan's mobile phone has very high pixels, the camera is clear, and the angle is good, so you will mistakenly think that the moon is bigger than usual." Usually bigger, this is an optical illusion, in daily life, everyone has encountered a similar situation."
Jin Jianglan glanced at him unexpectedly. When he was Xia Chuyun, this guy didn't seem to be so good at fooling people. Now that his verbal skills are so good, where did he go for training?
Chu Xiuqi smiled at him again.
Jin Jianglan stared blankly, without speaking.
[2333 Young Master Chu is also helping the anchor open his eyes and talking nonsense?]
[Sure enough, it's on honeymoon!Tears came out of the sweet Ben (grabbing a handful of dog food silently)
[Why doesn't the anchor speak?Could it be that he was so moved by the young master Chu's behavior of singing nonsense and fooling around? 】
【Is the blue queen throwing herself into her arms? (Nosebleeds)】
【……etc!This is going in the wrong direction!Why didn't the anchor smile evilly and embrace First Young Master Chu into his arms=口=! ! 】
[Bet on a cucumber, Young Master Chu will attack! 】
[A basket of chrysanthemums, the anchor is the attack (clench fist)
Then the bullet screen was turned to the issue of the offense of anchor Jin and young master Chu, and less attention was paid to the matter of their crossing.
Of course, the barrage is also interspersed from time to time with netizens from other websites and platforms who heard the letter and came to watch the "anchor and water friend crossing", especially Chu Dashao, who said that this "water friend" still basically does not appear in front of the public, That must be onlookers and onlookers.
The main god only blocked and erased the relevant memories of the trial mission. The incidents related to Sawada Tsunayoshi's transmigration into the real world and his transmigration into the world of tutors are still firmly remembered by fans. In addition, Jinjiang Lan's calm style of live broadcast , Under the influence of their ears and eyes, they will calm down a lot about the matter of "time travel".
Anchor Jin said that his fans should be so calm, even if the world is about to be destroyed, they will not panic.
But now the focus is back again - how to go back?
Last time he accidentally transmigrated to the plane of the tutor, and went back in a daze. In the end, he didn't understand the origin of the long-haired man.In case that man is hanged by the main god, it will be very bad for his next plan.
... a little stressful.
Fortunately, Jin Jianglan was not in a hurry this time.
In his opinion, returning to the real world is just to deal with the main god, and pretending to be an ordinary person is just the way Xia Chuyun wants him to live.
But now that Xia Chuyun was by his side, his last wishes could be ignored, so...he didn't have to try hard to be an ordinary person anymore?
Jin Jianglan suddenly felt that the chains that trapped him disappeared all of a sudden. This feeling was both relaxing and...unaccustomed to it.
"Which way are we going?"
Seeing that he was silent, Chu Xiuqi thoughtfully changed the subject.
Jin Jianglan withdrew his gaze, looked around again, and then simply opened his consciousness, scanned the surrounding forest, and finally pointed to the south: "Let's go here and try first."
Not far to the south is a small village inhabited by human beings. The buildings in the village are rather peculiar, and the villagers' dresses are also quite rustic. This makes Jin Jianglan unable to tell which world they are in for a while, so he can only go to see it first. I saw it.
This world is really familiar...
But he couldn't remember it for the time being.
Thousands of years of task reincarnation, he has been to tens of thousands of planes, and among these planes, there are many similarities, so he cannot tell which plane he belongs to just based on human customs, flora and fauna, and geographical features. A plane, at least let him take a look at more familiar people and things.
Such as protagonist, supporting role, villain and so on.
Another example is the place where he lived for a while.
Another example is the territory that he destroyed but failed, or the world that was destroyed by him and reincarnated again.
The main god's space is a very magical place, and the main god is also an...unidentified creature with very magical powers—or laws.
As long as the plane is controlled and connected by the main god's space, no matter how many times it is destroyed, it can be restarted and started again in an instant.
Jin Jianglan speculates that this is probably a method of going back in time, and it seems that only the main god has mastered it.
The task plane can go back in time, no matter how badly it is destroyed, it can instantly return to the original point, as if nothing had happened.
But Jin Jianglan doesn't know if this is the case in the real world, he hasn't tried it, and he doesn't want to try it for the time being.
"Today is an extra broadcast, giving benefits, everyone, don't make trouble!" Jin Jianglan started the live broadcast with his mobile phone, "The anchor has already said that this is a film and television base specializing in filming forest monster movies. It looks very realistic. In Under the illumination of the strong flashlight, these unknown trees look like real ones. But we all know that many species of these trees are not native to Blue Star, so they are just artificial artificial trees.”
Jin Jianglan opened his mouth to talk nonsense this time, not because he was still thinking about Xia Chuyun's "last wish", but because he... was used to sophistry.
The so-called habit becomes natural.
Anchor Jin thought about it carefully, and he felt that there was nothing wrong with it.After all, it is too troublesome to explain such things as time travel. If he admits it, the follow-up questions will be much more complicated——
Why can cross?How did you make it through?Why do people from other worlds know you?
——This is quite normal.
What evidence do you have to prove that you have crossed?Can someone prove it to you?How can the person who proves it to you prove that he is not with you?
——This is nonsense and eye-catching.
Jin Jianglan is not so free, talking to them.
The most troublesome thing is that time travel involves too much, so many resources in different time and space will definitely drive those in power crazy.
He is not afraid of all kinds of forces in the real world, and he doesn't care about them at all. If anyone dares to bother him, he can just be turned into ashes, but... Chu Xiuqi can't.
If Chu Xiuqi was really from the Chu family of the Federation, then he couldn't be so simple and rude.
——So, as long as he doesn't admit that he time-traveled, it's fine.
If you don't admit the time travel, it means that others come to him because of time travel. It is unreasonable. If he is really harassed, it is not wrong for him to fight back and shoot people into ashes. It is impossible for Chu Xiuqi to do so. Blame him—what's the use of having an opinion?It's too late, okay?
Jin Jianglan thought so.
... Seems like something is weird?
Anchor Jin frowned, recalled carefully, but found nothing strange, so he didn't pay attention to it.
Jin Jianglan said that he would never admit that his logic was so... touching.
After so many years of life as a reincarnator, the normal logical thinking has long been eaten up by unknown creatures, and those who survive tenaciously should win the moving world award.
So...you don't need to care so much.
"The simulated trees and simulated flowers are very delicately made. It can be seen that the producer is still very hardworking and sincere." Jin Jianglan made up his mind quickly while still broadcasting dedicatedly, "You don't believe it? Yes. Ask Shuiyou Tuhaojun, he is right next to me."
【...What kind of trouble is this feeling of being powerless to complain about?
[The anchor started to abuse the dog again!Manual goodbye.gif]
[Young Master Chu has no position at all, as soon as he sees the anchor taking him on honeymoon, he starts talking nonsense, okay!Can you believe his words?Who believes it? ! ! 】
[We don't ask!Thanks! 】
[...I think it's better to ask, don't you want to hear the voice of First Young Master Chu? (°▽, °) drooling...]
【What you said makes sense!Well we ask! ! (make a fist】
He really doesn't know what Young Master Chu is, but there are only the two of them here, and Chu Xiuqi's surname is Chu, so if he doesn't know who the "Young Master Chu" in the barrage refers to, then he is too stupid!
Chu Xiuqi blinked and looked at him pitifully: "Alan..."
[Fuck, I seem to have heard something! 】
【Good Susu Susu Susu's voice (ˉ﹃ˉ) Could it be Young Master Chu? ! ! 】
[The voice alone can make my mother's legs go limp! ! 】
[Alan~ Damn anchor, do you really have no idea after listening to it!shake.jpg]
[Flowers show affection = dish = burning burning burning.gif]
【Why does my heart hurt so much?Just because the dog food has seen the bottom tat]
"Don't make trouble." Jin Jianglan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "The host doesn't wholesale dog food here, so save some food."
[Fucking anchor's voice is so amazing (≧o≦) oh~]
[Anchor anchor, I still love you the most~]
[The anchor Chu Dashao is different from you, Chu Dashao is used to lick the screen, and we only want to fuck you~=3=]
Before Jin Jianglan could say anything, Chu Xiuqi's face, who was staring at the screen of his phone... was dark.
"I'm so sorry, Alan is mine." He said so.
[Show points quickly! 】
【Ha ha. 】
【Jealous Young Master Chu.jpg】
[I said you must grasp the key points!The anchor loves to say whether you have really time-traveled! 】
[For sure, the anchors have taken Young Master Chu to cross planes for their honeymoon, and by the way, live broadcast to show their affection →_→]
[I just said that today the host made another live broadcast on a whim. It turned out to be a show of affection, so the theme of this issue is a picturesque world instead of supernatural? 】
[Traveling, traversing!Why are you so calm? ! 】
[I have seen the performance of the anchor crossing once, just get used to it (tea)
"At present, I don't know the exact location here. After all, we are lost."
Jinjiang Lan said casually without changing his face, "The scenery looks pretty good. Although it is night, everyone can still see clearly under the strong light of the anchor's flashlight."
"Well, the moonlight also..."
The phone camera was shooting from bottom to top, but Jin Jianglan's voice stopped abruptly.
The moon... seems to be twice the size of the blue star.
【23333 The anchor slaps himself in the face】
[The moon of this size is definitely not Blue Star's!See how the anchor talks nonsense (tea)
[The anchor will probably say that the moon has grown flesh because of eating too much? 】
Looking at such a big moon, Jin Jianglan suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart - he seemed to have been in this world...
"Today's night is very good, and the moon seems to be bigger than usual." Chu Xiuqi took over the conversation, "Alan's mobile phone has very high pixels, the camera is clear, and the angle is good, so you will mistakenly think that the moon is bigger than usual." Usually bigger, this is an optical illusion, in daily life, everyone has encountered a similar situation."
Jin Jianglan glanced at him unexpectedly. When he was Xia Chuyun, this guy didn't seem to be so good at fooling people. Now that his verbal skills are so good, where did he go for training?
Chu Xiuqi smiled at him again.
Jin Jianglan stared blankly, without speaking.
[2333 Young Master Chu is also helping the anchor open his eyes and talking nonsense?]
[Sure enough, it's on honeymoon!Tears came out of the sweet Ben (grabbing a handful of dog food silently)
[Why doesn't the anchor speak?Could it be that he was so moved by the young master Chu's behavior of singing nonsense and fooling around? 】
【Is the blue queen throwing herself into her arms? (Nosebleeds)】
【……etc!This is going in the wrong direction!Why didn't the anchor smile evilly and embrace First Young Master Chu into his arms=口=! ! 】
[Bet on a cucumber, Young Master Chu will attack! 】
[A basket of chrysanthemums, the anchor is the attack (clench fist)
Then the bullet screen was turned to the issue of the offense of anchor Jin and young master Chu, and less attention was paid to the matter of their crossing.
Of course, the barrage is also interspersed from time to time with netizens from other websites and platforms who heard the letter and came to watch the "anchor and water friend crossing", especially Chu Dashao, who said that this "water friend" still basically does not appear in front of the public, That must be onlookers and onlookers.
The main god only blocked and erased the relevant memories of the trial mission. The incidents related to Sawada Tsunayoshi's transmigration into the real world and his transmigration into the world of tutors are still firmly remembered by fans. In addition, Jinjiang Lan's calm style of live broadcast , Under the influence of their ears and eyes, they will calm down a lot about the matter of "time travel".
Anchor Jin said that his fans should be so calm, even if the world is about to be destroyed, they will not panic.
But now the focus is back again - how to go back?
Last time he accidentally transmigrated to the plane of the tutor, and went back in a daze. In the end, he didn't understand the origin of the long-haired man.In case that man is hanged by the main god, it will be very bad for his next plan.
... a little stressful.
Fortunately, Jin Jianglan was not in a hurry this time.
In his opinion, returning to the real world is just to deal with the main god, and pretending to be an ordinary person is just the way Xia Chuyun wants him to live.
But now that Xia Chuyun was by his side, his last wishes could be ignored, so...he didn't have to try hard to be an ordinary person anymore?
Jin Jianglan suddenly felt that the chains that trapped him disappeared all of a sudden. This feeling was both relaxing and...unaccustomed to it.
"Which way are we going?"
Seeing that he was silent, Chu Xiuqi thoughtfully changed the subject.
Jin Jianglan withdrew his gaze, looked around again, and then simply opened his consciousness, scanned the surrounding forest, and finally pointed to the south: "Let's go here and try first."
Not far to the south is a small village inhabited by human beings. The buildings in the village are rather peculiar, and the villagers' dresses are also quite rustic. This makes Jin Jianglan unable to tell which world they are in for a while, so he can only go to see it first. I saw it.
This world is really familiar...
But he couldn't remember it for the time being.
Thousands of years of task reincarnation, he has been to tens of thousands of planes, and among these planes, there are many similarities, so he cannot tell which plane he belongs to just based on human customs, flora and fauna, and geographical features. A plane, at least let him take a look at more familiar people and things.
Such as protagonist, supporting role, villain and so on.
Another example is the place where he lived for a while.
Another example is the territory that he destroyed but failed, or the world that was destroyed by him and reincarnated again.
The main god's space is a very magical place, and the main god is also an...unidentified creature with very magical powers—or laws.
As long as the plane is controlled and connected by the main god's space, no matter how many times it is destroyed, it can be restarted and started again in an instant.
Jin Jianglan speculates that this is probably a method of going back in time, and it seems that only the main god has mastered it.
The task plane can go back in time, no matter how badly it is destroyed, it can instantly return to the original point, as if nothing had happened.
But Jin Jianglan doesn't know if this is the case in the real world, he hasn't tried it, and he doesn't want to try it for the time being.
"Today is an extra broadcast, giving benefits, everyone, don't make trouble!" Jin Jianglan started the live broadcast with his mobile phone, "The anchor has already said that this is a film and television base specializing in filming forest monster movies. It looks very realistic. In Under the illumination of the strong flashlight, these unknown trees look like real ones. But we all know that many species of these trees are not native to Blue Star, so they are just artificial artificial trees.”
Jin Jianglan opened his mouth to talk nonsense this time, not because he was still thinking about Xia Chuyun's "last wish", but because he... was used to sophistry.
The so-called habit becomes natural.
Anchor Jin thought about it carefully, and he felt that there was nothing wrong with it.After all, it is too troublesome to explain such things as time travel. If he admits it, the follow-up questions will be much more complicated——
Why can cross?How did you make it through?Why do people from other worlds know you?
——This is quite normal.
What evidence do you have to prove that you have crossed?Can someone prove it to you?How can the person who proves it to you prove that he is not with you?
——This is nonsense and eye-catching.
Jin Jianglan is not so free, talking to them.
The most troublesome thing is that time travel involves too much, so many resources in different time and space will definitely drive those in power crazy.
He is not afraid of all kinds of forces in the real world, and he doesn't care about them at all. If anyone dares to bother him, he can just be turned into ashes, but... Chu Xiuqi can't.
If Chu Xiuqi was really from the Chu family of the Federation, then he couldn't be so simple and rude.
——So, as long as he doesn't admit that he time-traveled, it's fine.
If you don't admit the time travel, it means that others come to him because of time travel. It is unreasonable. If he is really harassed, it is not wrong for him to fight back and shoot people into ashes. It is impossible for Chu Xiuqi to do so. Blame him—what's the use of having an opinion?It's too late, okay?
Jin Jianglan thought so.
... Seems like something is weird?
Anchor Jin frowned, recalled carefully, but found nothing strange, so he didn't pay attention to it.
Jin Jianglan said that he would never admit that his logic was so... touching.
After so many years of life as a reincarnator, the normal logical thinking has long been eaten up by unknown creatures, and those who survive tenaciously should win the moving world award.
So...you don't need to care so much.
"The simulated trees and simulated flowers are very delicately made. It can be seen that the producer is still very hardworking and sincere." Jin Jianglan made up his mind quickly while still broadcasting dedicatedly, "You don't believe it? Yes. Ask Shuiyou Tuhaojun, he is right next to me."
【...What kind of trouble is this feeling of being powerless to complain about?
[The anchor started to abuse the dog again!Manual goodbye.gif]
[Young Master Chu has no position at all, as soon as he sees the anchor taking him on honeymoon, he starts talking nonsense, okay!Can you believe his words?Who believes it? ! ! 】
[We don't ask!Thanks! 】
[...I think it's better to ask, don't you want to hear the voice of First Young Master Chu? (°▽, °) drooling...]
【What you said makes sense!Well we ask! ! (make a fist】
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