The anchor is always slapped in the face

As the fans wished, Jin Jianglan really did not close the live broadcast.

But the problem is that if he doesn't turn off the live broadcast, it doesn't mean that he will let the camera of his phone keep taking pictures of himself sleeping!

So Anchor Jin repeated the same trick, directly burying the phone in the soil outside the house.

Fans who are swiping their screens begging for welfare: "..."

The sunspots who are pumping their blood and waiting to find a loophole and try their best to black promotion anchors: "..."

Well, everyone is asleep, everyone should wash up and do what they should do, recharge their batteries, and fight again tomorrow morning!

Seeing his actions, Chu Xiuqi couldn't help asking: "Ah Lan, can't the live broadcast be turned off?"

Jin Jianglan nodded: "If we are buried, no one can see us." No one can overhear their conversation.

But the Lord God is not man.

In this world connected and controlled by the main god, the more confidential things—such as how Chu Xiuqi survived and became another person—in case the main god found out by accident, he managed not to strangle him to death just now. Chu Xiuqi, is he about to be killed?

Thinking of this, Jin Jianglan sighed lightly, patted a few dust-removing spells on Chu Xiuqi directly, then went to bed, and finally stretched out his hand to hold Chu Xiuqi in his arms: "Go to sleep."

Although... Chu Xiuqi is taller than him, which more or less makes his posture look a little uncoordinated.

But, Jin Jianglan felt that now he was able to hold Chu Xiuqi in his arms who had no memory of Xia Chuyun.

This action was what Xia Chuyun used to do to him all the time.

Back then, he and Xia Chuyun were trapped in that town full of ghosts, not only to avoid ghosts, but also to guard against living people.In the second week the two had known each other, the vigil had gone from one sitting by the door and one sleeping in bed to two lying down together.

Gradually, they seemed to get used to being intimate with each other.

until today.

Jin Jianglan originally thought that he had forgotten these many details, but now it suddenly dawned on him that even after thousands of years, he never forgot.

Xia Chuyun.

Chu Xiuqi.

Jin Jianglan narrowed her eyes slightly.

Chu Xiuqi, who was sleeping in Jin Jianglan's arms, smiled helplessly, but did not resist, and looked very obedient.

After the other party fell asleep, he switched their positions.

His movements were extremely light, and Jin Jianglan was not awakened.

"Still so careless."

Chu Xiuqi kissed the forehead of the person in his arms, and finally fell asleep contentedly.

When Jin Jianglan woke up, he found that he and Chu Xiuqi had switched positions, which made him confused for a moment.

His body has long ceased to belong to the category of human beings. Instead of sleeping at night, it is better to say that he closes his eyes and cultivates. Although most of his power comes from plundering, he also has his own daily cultivation methods.

But last night...he really fell asleep.

——Is it because I found someone who I have been thinking about for thousands of years that I really fell asleep?

Jin Jianglan thought for a while, and met Chu Xiuqi's smiling face: "Good morning, Alan."

As a representative of the pinnacle of beauty in the real world, Chu Xiuqi's smile can really dazzle people, and he is also very good at using his own advantages, but... this has no effect on Jin Jianglan.

Anchor Jin watched him silently for a while, and replied calmly: "Good morning."

Then it's gone.

After the two of them washed up, they ate a special breakfast in the Border Village of the Kingdom of Ors under the warm hospitality of the middle-aged Orion.

Jin Jianglan said that the taste is not bad.

So he finally remembered to take out the phone buried in the pit, and then continued the live broadcast, this time the live broadcast was for breakfast.

Anchor Jin has never broadcast this kind of gourmet food before. He has always started live broadcasting when there are ghosts. After cleaning up the ghosts, he will talk nonsense under the guise of science as a concluding remark, and then the live broadcast is over. Daily or something It has nothing to do with him.

Now that there is a home-cooked breakfast from the alien side, of course it is necessary to show off.

What's more, there is unknown animal meat on the table, which is grilled to a crispy outside and tender inside, dotted with red dipping sauce, and served with special thick soup and staple food, which makes people very appetizing.

So the fans, sunspots, and onlookers who got up early in the morning to watch the live broadcast were deeply shocked!

They silently stared at the special food that made them salivate in the screen, and they all lamented that the anchor newspaper was too much!

After 10 minutes, everyone finished crying, and the sunspots started a new battle.

[Look at that Orion, he looks like a normal person, how could he be a Two-dimensional passerby?There is also breakfast, which looks like a three-dimensional thing! 】

[Hehehe, do you think the two-dimensional characters are three-dimensional or the image of a paper man?IQ is too low, no wonder so far single! 】

【...I suffered tons of injuries as a single dog!Reject the map gun, grave egg! ! 】

The two-dimensional world is different from forming a plane alone on the plane. When various two-dimensional worlds reach the standard of forming a plane, the whole world will undergo an evolution, from a thin two-dimensional world to a three-dimensional real person. If the three-dimensional plane cannot evolve to be the same as the three-dimensional plane, then those reincarnated people will be crushed into a lump of flesh by the laws of the two-dimensional plane as early as when they enter the two-dimensional plane.

This is something that is recorded in the main god's space and basically all reincarnated people know, but Jin Jianglan does not intend to popularize science for netizens.

After repaying the society, Jin Jianglan put the mobile phone in his pocket again, and then took out a sapphire from the space in his left hand and gave it to Orion as a reward for taking them in for a night.This sapphire was still a very small part of the ransom paid to him by Li Baoen, the tenth generation of Pengelie Tsunayoshi Sawada.

"It's too expensive, I can't have it!" Orion shook his head, "It's just a breakfast, not worth the money."

Chu Xiuqi directly took off the ring on his middle finger: "If you don't want his, just take mine."

Jin Jianglan didn't wonder why Chu Xiuqi could understand the language of the Hunter World, just like he had accepted that the netizens who watched the live broadcast could also understand it. All of this was caused by the main god.

At this time, he glanced at the ring that was more expensive than the sapphire he took out, complained in his heart, "Prodigal man", then put the sapphire in his hand on the table, thanked him again, and said Chu Xiuqi left quickly.

Uncle Orion praised: "Hunter is really an easy job to make money."

Jin Jianglan, who has gone far but still heard: "..."

He took out his mobile phone with a blank expression, and started the live broadcast again: "This film and television base is unexpectedly large, and then let the anchor show you this completely restored local customs!"

[...The anchor is going to switch to the rhythm of the outdoor live broadcast? 】

[No, it's going through the outdoor live broadcast =. =]

[Hehe, do you have any brains?Do you really believe such an obvious scam? ! 】

[I don’t need to worry about whether we have brains, I only know that you not only have no brains, but also use your eyes! 】

[The liar anchor who can only see the face is pretending to be forced with a group of brains #恶见]

[Hehehe, it’s enough to have a good face, it’s hard to understand what a beauty is called with your IQ!Mommy mentally retarded.jpg]

...and tear it up again.

Jin Jianglan suddenly felt...slightly refreshed.

Sure enough, when you are unhappy, seeing others unhappy is the only way to relieve your emotions.

After wandering around in the forest for a while, Jin Jianglan felt a little bored. Although Chu Xiuqi was by his side, the fans kept complaining about the two of them showing their affection, but they couldn't make him feel bored.

Jin Jianglan scanned the range of the forest and the border village again, then put the mobile phone in his pocket, grabbed Chu Xiuqi, and directly tore the space to the prosperous city in the distance.

After finally taking a trip to the hunter plane, I still took him to find someone for thousands of years. If I didn't take a good look around, I would live up to this time travel!

So Jin Jianglan saw this towering building in front of him, which covers a very large area and is very lively with people coming and going.

This is... Sky Arena.

Back then, when Jin Jianglan was doing tasks on the hunter plane, it was the time point when chimeric ants appeared. The main task was to solve the contradiction between chimeric ants and other creatures.This task is not difficult, the entire plane given by the main god is only a part, and the larger space is not open, but it is quite troublesome.

As the world-destroying demon king, Jin Jianglan is actually very unhappy with this main task, but if he can't complete it, he will be obliterated, so he was very unhappy and thought of an alternative solution-to fuse chimeric ants with other creatures, You change, I change, everyone changes, so that the whole plane is the same race, and the world is harmonious!

Then... Jin Jianglan really completed the task.

In view of the super fast completion of this task, he didn't spend much time in this plane.

In other words, he didn't know the various customs of the hunter plane, including where the sky arena is, so it wasn't his fault that he just tore up the space and arrived at this famous scenic spot all at once.

Chu Xiuqi looked at the building in front of him, which obviously did not belong to the real world, and looked at Jin Jianglan playfully: "Are we going to spend our honeymoon here?"

"Honeymoon?" Jin Jianglan looked him up and down, and responded very simply: "It's okay."

Chu Xiuqi's eyes lit up immediately: "Really?"

"Of course it's true, but..." Jin Jianglan stretched out his hand again and grabbed the opponent's neck: "You have to die first." Then...change back to Xia Chuyun.

Unexpectedly, Chu Xiuqi said surprisingly: "Before killing me, can Ah Lan kiss me?"

Jin Jianglan: "..." This guy is definitely not Xia Chuyun!Xia Chuyun would never say such a thing!

Throwing Chu Xiuqi aside, anchor Jin said that during the live broadcast, you must never kill people, even if there is no picture and only sound!

Thinking of the live broadcast... Jin Jianglan twitched the corners of his mouth.

He was sure that if the conversation between him and Chu Xiuqi had been synchronized to the live broadcast room just now, the current bullet screen would make him... unable to look directly at it.

So don't look at it for now.

Chu Xiuqi, who was behind him, followed up again as if nothing had happened, and very consciously took Jin Jianglan's hand, and said in a pitiful tone: "I'm not familiar with the place here, Ah Lan, don't leave me behind." I……"

"..." Jin Jianglan was speechless for a moment, and then took him to register.

"We don't have any money, let's make some money first." Jin Jianglan said, "This should be the fastest place to get money."

Chu Xiuqi nodded.

After queuing up and signing up, Jin Jianglan took out his mobile phone and said to the camera: "The anchor has now arrived in another key building of the film and television base. The Sky Arena is completely restored here. The group performers are very dedicated. In this atmosphere, the anchor also has to be a group performer to enjoy himself."

[Anchor, anchor, what should I say about you?Is it so fun to deceive yourself and others? 】

[The anchor probably thought it was really fun, otherwise he couldn't open his eyes and talk nonsense every time =. =]

【Actually, I think what the anchor said is right, just watch it as a group performer! 】

"Next, the anchor plays the role of passerby A, and you can get money by making gestures with passerby B, B, B, and Ding on stage! I don't know whether the box lunch will be taken care of at noon..."

"Although the anchor has such a drag on the local tyrant, the anchor has the confidence to support him."

"Okay, now the anchor is about to go on stage, everyone should appreciate the heroic appearance of the anchor!"

The opponent standing on the stage was a muscular man more than two meters tall. He sneered loudly: "You kid is so annoying! If you can't fight, get off!"

【What the hell!This head is too big, can the anchor do it? 】

[Why not?You underestimate the anchor! 】

Facts have proved that Jin Jianglan was indeed underestimated.

I saw him slap casually without looking at it.

It seems... a little bit stronger.

Jin Jianglan looked at the muscular man who had completely flew out, and blinked. He really didn't expect the man to be so fragile and impatient.

[23333 Anchor, you finally revealed your strength! ! 】

[Fucking anchor, you must be an alien #大惊]

【...I was still worried about being the broadcaster just now, I was so weak! #crying]