The anchor is always slapped in the face
Chapter 33 The first day of being an anchor
After Jin Jianglan closed his eyes and chose a guest at random, he was surprised to find that this guest was really his black, a big black with countless small blacks on his back!
——It is said that this Liu Mingshou has quite a status on the Internet?
Such a coincidence is fine, at least it doesn't matter if he chose Heizi to deliberately let ghosts toss and play to increase the viewability of the live broadcast, or did he choose fans to protect them all as a benefit?
The random choice now is... a big shiny sunspot.
Jin Jianglan's interest was slightly raised, and only the more courageous Heizi was, the better the live broadcast of the Pen Fairy game would be.
As a "beast" with a remarkable record in the scarf, Liu Junjian must be very courageous, right?Maybe you can persist until the end without getting dizzy?
Anchor Jin is secretly thinking about the possibility of increasing the fun of the game.
Then...he went to the living room and grabbed the little black cat that had eaten its belly upside down, rubbed it again and again, and hugged it to bask in the sun.
After being busy for thousands of years, I suddenly became more and more lazy when I was idle.
"Meow~"
Xiao Hei was so comfortable that he rubbed against the anchor again. He felt that the current life is really wonderful, with delicious food, fun and leisure. Compared with staying in the abandoned hospital before, the quality of life has improved several times. It immediately fell in love with the feeling of being raised.
As the owner of the cat, Jin Jianglan stared at Xiao Heimiao's belly for a while, then stretched out his finger to poke it.
——It’s just a palm-sized kitten, how could it have such a big appetite?
The packaged dishes worth 2000 yuan were all eaten up.
Anchor Jin was even thinking, with such a small thing that can only be eaten, don't he be poor before he discovers the secret?
He began to think about whether to throw Xiao Hei away, dissect it, or sell it.
The little black meow who is completely ignorant of the inside story: "Meow~"
Sure enough, ignorance is the happiest, and this truth knows no species.
Jin Jianglan patted Xiao Hei on the head.
Forget it, let's keep it and play.
On the first day after turning the abandoned hospital into ashes, there was no news about it.
Jin Jianglan felt that he was probably suppressed.
So he waited another day, and the result was still the same as the day before, and the incident didn't even make a splash.
The same goes for the third day.
The news about the abandoned hospital finally came out on the fourth day, and it was just mentioned in passing, saying that Jiang City planned to develop the area around the land, and now it has been fully pushed to the old buildings, and after obtaining the consent of the owner of the abandoned hospital real estate Under the premise, the land was also renovated.
The picture accompanying the news is a picture of the former abandoned hospital and now a vacant lot. There is nothing on it, including the ashes that Jin Jianglan rubbed the building into.
On the fifth day, it was already Saturday.
Jin Jianglan felt that he went to destroy the abandoned hospital in a fair manner, and his heroic gesture should have been photographed by satellites, but there has not been any news topic related to him until now!It's been a week!
So... it really is the main god who is at fault?
Jin Jianglan found that since he returned to the real world, the more he tried to test the main god, the more he found that the main god seemed... more and more unreliable?
Fortunately, there is also Liu Mingshou who is rushing to deliver to his door for his entertainment, which can more or less make him feel more balanced.
As soon as the guest was selected, Jin Jianglan got in touch with this "Professor Liu Junjian".
Liu Mingshou has repeatedly stated that there is absolutely no problem with his physical condition, and there are no common diseases that middle-aged and elderly people suffer from at all. He is even healthier than the body of ordinary young people who often stay up late, so anchor Jin does not have to worry about him at all. be scared or something.
Of course, anchor Jin wouldn't be worried. Even if Liu Mingshou was scared to death, what did he have to do with him?
But since Liu Mingshou himself made such a promise, he didn't bother to say anything, and just told him to meet him at the front door of Linshi Economic and Trade Vocational and Technical College at [-] o'clock on Saturday night.He recorded Liu Junjian's words by the way, and if something happened to Liu Mingshou, he was not responsible for his live broadcast.Thinking along this line of thought, should he ask Liu Junjian to sign a disclaimer first?
Jin Jianglan touched his chin, this idea is brilliant!
As for another guest, Chu Xiuqi, the pre-determined contestant...Jin's anchor is currently unavailable.
He really doesn't have any contact information of Chu Xiuqi, whether it's email or mobile phone number, and the number of social networking software is even more unclear. The only contact between the two of them before is the text message on the Jinjiang platform.And Jin Jianglan had no way to directly send a short message to Chu Xiuqi, and although he tried to reply from the text message sent by Chu Xiuqi, he couldn't reply successfully at all.
Jin Jianglan simply stopped contacting Chu Xiuqi, anyway, the latter would definitely be waiting for him at the School of Economics and Trade during the next live broadcast, and he just had to figure out how to strangle Chu Xiuqi to death.
After several days of deliberation, Jin Jianglan thought that instead of looking at Chu Xiuqi, who was alive but unstable and running around, it would be better to kill him directly, rub his soul into a ball, and carry it with him.
For Xia Chuyun, the obsession for thousands of years has penetrated deep into the soul, and Jin Jianglan can no longer tell what kind of feelings it is. The only thing he knows is that no matter what, only by placing the other party where he can see it can make him feel happy. He is at ease.
It doesn't matter whether the person at that time was Xia Chuyun or... Chu Xiuqi.
——The ball is too ordinary, how about transforming it into a ghost and making it into a figurine and placing it on the table?
Just like Xiao Hei, rub it and rub it into a miniature size, which can be put in your pocket easily.
The more Jin Jianglan thought about it, the more he felt that his idea was amazing!
At 06:30 on Saturday afternoon, Jin Jianglan packed up his things, picked up the little black cat, went downstairs, drove his second-hand car out of the gate of the community, and drove towards Linshi Vocational and Technical College of Economics and Trade. go.
The time he agreed with Rong Xiaoxiao was ten o'clock in the evening, and he asked Liu Junjian to arrive there two hours in advance to tell him the summary of the previous situation, so as not to be confused all the way to the end and reduce the fun.
Of course, this is just incidental.
Before the official live broadcast of the pen fairy game, Jin Jianglan will first introduce the background of four girls who played the pen fairy game at the same place last Saturday night but all died. The recording of his conversation with Rong Xiaoxiao also needs to be recorded. Play it in a loop, and finally interview a few students temporarily. Even if the preliminary preparation is completed, the main meal of the Pen Fairy game will be after that.
The front gate of Linshi Vocational and Technical College of Economics and Trade.
The road conditions this Saturday night were fairly smooth. When Jin Jianglan arrived, it was only [-]:[-], and Chu Xiuqi and Liu Junjian hadn't arrived yet.
Jin Jianglan didn't go to the door to wait for someone. Anyway, there were still 10 minutes left. He took Xiao Hei around the campus, and turned on the live broadcast to warm up in advance.
"Good evening everyone, welcome to the live broadcast room of World Science, I am the anchor Jin Jianglan."
After the opening, the anchor Jin continued: "The anchor is now outside a snack bar. There are still two hours and thirteen minutes before the live broadcast of the Bixian game. The anchor will take Xiao Hei to have some supper first."
Having said that, he took out the little black cat and shook it in front of the phone camera: "This is the anchor's special assistant today, Xiao Hei. Come, Xiao Hei, say hello to everyone!"
Xiao Hei gave a very cooperative "meow", very cute.
[This cat is so small!Is it a cardboard cat? 】
[What a cute little one!I really listen to what the anchor says, I really want to raise one (rolling)
[Although Xiao Hei is very cute, but the anchor, don't try to use Xiao Hei to change the subject!Let's start by talking about your Hunter World live broadcast of Sanmei, why did you suddenly cut it off? ! 】
[Yes, yes, only one Hisoka is not enough!I want Il fans and team leader qaq]
[1 Have they all been eaten by the host! 】
[Don't talk about them, even the protagonist is an eunuch without being on camera, bastard = dish =]
[I've taken off my pants and you just show me this? ? 】
[Ah ah ah, it's fine for you to cut off the live broadcast, but you don't even watch us complain!Suffocate me, did you make it! ! ! 】
Anchor Jin pretended not to see it and ignored it to the end.
It's not up to him to travel through such things. When to go and when to return are completely out of control.
It's a joke, you get used to it after you spit it out, and it's easy to change the subject if you let them entertain themselves for a while.
It can be seen that anchor Jin is already very experienced.
So he turned around and went into the snack bar to buy squid rings and chicken wings, and started to eat.
Xiao Hei meowed and begged to be fed.
After 10 minutes, the emphasis on the barrage really changed——
[Anchor anchor!The abandoned hospital in Jiang City that you broadcast live last time disappeared and disappeared! Did you make it! 】
[Abandoned hospital?Didn't it mean that Jiang City is developing that land?Is it normal to be pushed? 】
[Do you believe what the news says?It's only been a few days and you've become like that?The entire abandoned hospital occupies a large area, with so many buildings, it will take at least a month to dismantle it, which is still fast, and it will take even more time to repair it! 】
[So this is made by supernatural power? 】
[Actually... I'm more skeptical of the host =. =]
[... Madan, I also think the host is suspicious when you say that! 】
[Quietly looking at the anchor [stare——]]
Jin Jianglan said calmly in his heart, of course he knew about it, he was the one who made the abandoned hospital disappear!
But until he found out what the main god was doing, he still had to pretend he didn't know anything on the surface.
So Jin Jianglan tilted his head and asked suspiciously: "The abandoned hospital disappeared? When did it happen? This anchor really doesn't know."
【Anchor, your reaction doesn't seem right! 】
[Hey, I just noticed after you said that, the anchor's reaction is really a little abnormal?Could it be...]
[What's abnormal? 】
[The anchors have learned to be cute= ̄w ̄=]
[That's right, the anchor who never takes the initiative to show cuteness consciously, just tilted his head cutely! 】
Jin Jianglan ignored the barrage and continued to use Xiao Hei to show off his cuteness.
At times like this, silence is more useful than anything else.
——It is said that this Liu Mingshou has quite a status on the Internet?
Such a coincidence is fine, at least it doesn't matter if he chose Heizi to deliberately let ghosts toss and play to increase the viewability of the live broadcast, or did he choose fans to protect them all as a benefit?
The random choice now is... a big shiny sunspot.
Jin Jianglan's interest was slightly raised, and only the more courageous Heizi was, the better the live broadcast of the Pen Fairy game would be.
As a "beast" with a remarkable record in the scarf, Liu Junjian must be very courageous, right?Maybe you can persist until the end without getting dizzy?
Anchor Jin is secretly thinking about the possibility of increasing the fun of the game.
Then...he went to the living room and grabbed the little black cat that had eaten its belly upside down, rubbed it again and again, and hugged it to bask in the sun.
After being busy for thousands of years, I suddenly became more and more lazy when I was idle.
"Meow~"
Xiao Hei was so comfortable that he rubbed against the anchor again. He felt that the current life is really wonderful, with delicious food, fun and leisure. Compared with staying in the abandoned hospital before, the quality of life has improved several times. It immediately fell in love with the feeling of being raised.
As the owner of the cat, Jin Jianglan stared at Xiao Heimiao's belly for a while, then stretched out his finger to poke it.
——It’s just a palm-sized kitten, how could it have such a big appetite?
The packaged dishes worth 2000 yuan were all eaten up.
Anchor Jin was even thinking, with such a small thing that can only be eaten, don't he be poor before he discovers the secret?
He began to think about whether to throw Xiao Hei away, dissect it, or sell it.
The little black meow who is completely ignorant of the inside story: "Meow~"
Sure enough, ignorance is the happiest, and this truth knows no species.
Jin Jianglan patted Xiao Hei on the head.
Forget it, let's keep it and play.
On the first day after turning the abandoned hospital into ashes, there was no news about it.
Jin Jianglan felt that he was probably suppressed.
So he waited another day, and the result was still the same as the day before, and the incident didn't even make a splash.
The same goes for the third day.
The news about the abandoned hospital finally came out on the fourth day, and it was just mentioned in passing, saying that Jiang City planned to develop the area around the land, and now it has been fully pushed to the old buildings, and after obtaining the consent of the owner of the abandoned hospital real estate Under the premise, the land was also renovated.
The picture accompanying the news is a picture of the former abandoned hospital and now a vacant lot. There is nothing on it, including the ashes that Jin Jianglan rubbed the building into.
On the fifth day, it was already Saturday.
Jin Jianglan felt that he went to destroy the abandoned hospital in a fair manner, and his heroic gesture should have been photographed by satellites, but there has not been any news topic related to him until now!It's been a week!
So... it really is the main god who is at fault?
Jin Jianglan found that since he returned to the real world, the more he tried to test the main god, the more he found that the main god seemed... more and more unreliable?
Fortunately, there is also Liu Mingshou who is rushing to deliver to his door for his entertainment, which can more or less make him feel more balanced.
As soon as the guest was selected, Jin Jianglan got in touch with this "Professor Liu Junjian".
Liu Mingshou has repeatedly stated that there is absolutely no problem with his physical condition, and there are no common diseases that middle-aged and elderly people suffer from at all. He is even healthier than the body of ordinary young people who often stay up late, so anchor Jin does not have to worry about him at all. be scared or something.
Of course, anchor Jin wouldn't be worried. Even if Liu Mingshou was scared to death, what did he have to do with him?
But since Liu Mingshou himself made such a promise, he didn't bother to say anything, and just told him to meet him at the front door of Linshi Economic and Trade Vocational and Technical College at [-] o'clock on Saturday night.He recorded Liu Junjian's words by the way, and if something happened to Liu Mingshou, he was not responsible for his live broadcast.Thinking along this line of thought, should he ask Liu Junjian to sign a disclaimer first?
Jin Jianglan touched his chin, this idea is brilliant!
As for another guest, Chu Xiuqi, the pre-determined contestant...Jin's anchor is currently unavailable.
He really doesn't have any contact information of Chu Xiuqi, whether it's email or mobile phone number, and the number of social networking software is even more unclear. The only contact between the two of them before is the text message on the Jinjiang platform.And Jin Jianglan had no way to directly send a short message to Chu Xiuqi, and although he tried to reply from the text message sent by Chu Xiuqi, he couldn't reply successfully at all.
Jin Jianglan simply stopped contacting Chu Xiuqi, anyway, the latter would definitely be waiting for him at the School of Economics and Trade during the next live broadcast, and he just had to figure out how to strangle Chu Xiuqi to death.
After several days of deliberation, Jin Jianglan thought that instead of looking at Chu Xiuqi, who was alive but unstable and running around, it would be better to kill him directly, rub his soul into a ball, and carry it with him.
For Xia Chuyun, the obsession for thousands of years has penetrated deep into the soul, and Jin Jianglan can no longer tell what kind of feelings it is. The only thing he knows is that no matter what, only by placing the other party where he can see it can make him feel happy. He is at ease.
It doesn't matter whether the person at that time was Xia Chuyun or... Chu Xiuqi.
——The ball is too ordinary, how about transforming it into a ghost and making it into a figurine and placing it on the table?
Just like Xiao Hei, rub it and rub it into a miniature size, which can be put in your pocket easily.
The more Jin Jianglan thought about it, the more he felt that his idea was amazing!
At 06:30 on Saturday afternoon, Jin Jianglan packed up his things, picked up the little black cat, went downstairs, drove his second-hand car out of the gate of the community, and drove towards Linshi Vocational and Technical College of Economics and Trade. go.
The time he agreed with Rong Xiaoxiao was ten o'clock in the evening, and he asked Liu Junjian to arrive there two hours in advance to tell him the summary of the previous situation, so as not to be confused all the way to the end and reduce the fun.
Of course, this is just incidental.
Before the official live broadcast of the pen fairy game, Jin Jianglan will first introduce the background of four girls who played the pen fairy game at the same place last Saturday night but all died. The recording of his conversation with Rong Xiaoxiao also needs to be recorded. Play it in a loop, and finally interview a few students temporarily. Even if the preliminary preparation is completed, the main meal of the Pen Fairy game will be after that.
The front gate of Linshi Vocational and Technical College of Economics and Trade.
The road conditions this Saturday night were fairly smooth. When Jin Jianglan arrived, it was only [-]:[-], and Chu Xiuqi and Liu Junjian hadn't arrived yet.
Jin Jianglan didn't go to the door to wait for someone. Anyway, there were still 10 minutes left. He took Xiao Hei around the campus, and turned on the live broadcast to warm up in advance.
"Good evening everyone, welcome to the live broadcast room of World Science, I am the anchor Jin Jianglan."
After the opening, the anchor Jin continued: "The anchor is now outside a snack bar. There are still two hours and thirteen minutes before the live broadcast of the Bixian game. The anchor will take Xiao Hei to have some supper first."
Having said that, he took out the little black cat and shook it in front of the phone camera: "This is the anchor's special assistant today, Xiao Hei. Come, Xiao Hei, say hello to everyone!"
Xiao Hei gave a very cooperative "meow", very cute.
[This cat is so small!Is it a cardboard cat? 】
[What a cute little one!I really listen to what the anchor says, I really want to raise one (rolling)
[Although Xiao Hei is very cute, but the anchor, don't try to use Xiao Hei to change the subject!Let's start by talking about your Hunter World live broadcast of Sanmei, why did you suddenly cut it off? ! 】
[Yes, yes, only one Hisoka is not enough!I want Il fans and team leader qaq]
[1 Have they all been eaten by the host! 】
[Don't talk about them, even the protagonist is an eunuch without being on camera, bastard = dish =]
[I've taken off my pants and you just show me this? ? 】
[Ah ah ah, it's fine for you to cut off the live broadcast, but you don't even watch us complain!Suffocate me, did you make it! ! ! 】
Anchor Jin pretended not to see it and ignored it to the end.
It's not up to him to travel through such things. When to go and when to return are completely out of control.
It's a joke, you get used to it after you spit it out, and it's easy to change the subject if you let them entertain themselves for a while.
It can be seen that anchor Jin is already very experienced.
So he turned around and went into the snack bar to buy squid rings and chicken wings, and started to eat.
Xiao Hei meowed and begged to be fed.
After 10 minutes, the emphasis on the barrage really changed——
[Anchor anchor!The abandoned hospital in Jiang City that you broadcast live last time disappeared and disappeared! Did you make it! 】
[Abandoned hospital?Didn't it mean that Jiang City is developing that land?Is it normal to be pushed? 】
[Do you believe what the news says?It's only been a few days and you've become like that?The entire abandoned hospital occupies a large area, with so many buildings, it will take at least a month to dismantle it, which is still fast, and it will take even more time to repair it! 】
[So this is made by supernatural power? 】
[Actually... I'm more skeptical of the host =. =]
[... Madan, I also think the host is suspicious when you say that! 】
[Quietly looking at the anchor [stare——]]
Jin Jianglan said calmly in his heart, of course he knew about it, he was the one who made the abandoned hospital disappear!
But until he found out what the main god was doing, he still had to pretend he didn't know anything on the surface.
So Jin Jianglan tilted his head and asked suspiciously: "The abandoned hospital disappeared? When did it happen? This anchor really doesn't know."
【Anchor, your reaction doesn't seem right! 】
[Hey, I just noticed after you said that, the anchor's reaction is really a little abnormal?Could it be...]
[What's abnormal? 】
[The anchors have learned to be cute= ̄w ̄=]
[That's right, the anchor who never takes the initiative to show cuteness consciously, just tilted his head cutely! 】
Jin Jianglan ignored the barrage and continued to use Xiao Hei to show off his cuteness.
At times like this, silence is more useful than anything else.
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