The anchor is always slapped in the face

Chapter 35 The first day of being an anchor

Jin Jianglan said that since the audience hoped so much for a Piao to participate in this game, he would not let everyone down. It seems that it was a very correct decision to agree to play the pen fairy game with Rong Xiaoxiao.

But for the sake of playability and fun, as well as the excitement of finally discovering the identity of Rong Xiaoxiao's ghost, anchor Jin still maintained a sense of mystery and did not reveal Rong Xiaoxiao's identity.

"The anchor invited only two guests from the Internet. As for who the fourth person is, the anchor will let you know first. It won't be Xiao Hei anyway." He shook Xiao Hei Miao, "Xiao Hei is only in charge of being cute. .”

"Meow~" the little black meow waved its little paw very cooperatively.

"You are so dark that no one can see you by waving your paws."

Jin Jianglan shook the little black cat again, and then returned to the topic: "I think everyone knows the background of this live broadcast. Next, let's walk around the school in the dark. This school covers a large area and the surrounding area is very large. There are also quite a lot of supporting service industries, if you want to review your university life, you can come and play for a few days.”

【Anchor, are you advertising hahaha】

[Is there any friend from Lin City Economics and Trade watching the live broadcast?Kuaiai asked your school to pay the anchor for advertising! ! 】

[It doesn't matter whether you pay the advertising fee or not, the key is that the cost of solving the ghost cannot be low! (make a fist】

[1 The anchor fee is very expensive!Thoroughly solve your difficult problems, no matter how evil the ghost is, it is no match for the anchor! 】

【...I'm from Lin City Economics and Trade, and now I don't dare to live on campus, I will leave at five o'clock.The school used to not allow people to live off-campus, but now that something happened, the four juniors didn’t find out why they died, and the masters they invited were useless at all, including the people from the Celestial Masters Association, who only walked around the school, I went to the pagoda forest in Houshan again, and left without knowing what I did. 】

[Continue.That happened on Wednesday, and the alert was lifted on Thursday morning. The school said it had closed the case, and everything returned to normal except for the female dormitory 414 where the accident occurred.But the school invited a few more famous masters to come over, but they didn't find anything. 】

[This incident has passed like this, but just last night, many students living in the school heard a strange sound coming from the back mountain. The volume is not loud, but the strange thing is that they all heard it.Anyway, I dare not go back to school to live, it's too frightening!Labor and management's hands are shaking, let me take it easy. 】

[By the way, I heard that the school has hired a master to exorcise ghosts. It seems to be just tonight. I don’t know if the anchor can meet with the other party #恐怖]

[Wori, what you said is so scary (shaking)

[We must have confidence in the anchor!If you are not sure about the anchor, let’s withdraw qaq]

[...You said you have to have confidence in the anchor, and you still talk about frustration?Obviously, the ghost should run away when it sees the anchor! 】

Jin Jianglan raised his eyebrows slightly as he looked at the large series of bullet screens on the phone screen.

He knew about the fact that this school hired several masters to go to the back mountain to exorcise ghosts, but Jin Jianglan only heard about what happened last night and Linshi Economics and Trade's perseverance to find the masters again this evening. explain.

But now there is no trace of the master around the school, the other party should come here later to investigate.

As long as the other party doesn't come to disturb him, then he naturally doesn't need to pay more attention.It's not easy to go out to hang out, and it's too hard to earn a little food, especially for high-risk professionals such as exorcising ghosts. Everyone understands each other.

It's just that the news has been delayed for so long, which makes him miss the scrapped intelligent optical brain even more.

Anchor Jin decided that if he still had the opportunity to go to the original technological plane in the future, the first thing he would do was to get another optical computer, absolutely!

"Young people." Liu Junjian, who felt that he was neglected, and in fact he was neglected, cleared his throat again, and reiterated that he was very present, "Being a person must be down-to-earth, you can't just think about opportunistic things, come out at night It’s better not to hype things like this!”

Jin Jianglan turned his head and looked at him in surprise: "Are you talking to me?"

Being called a "young man", he really hasn't experienced it for many years. Whether in the space of the main god or in the mission planes, no one dares to be so disrespectful to the famous world-destroying demon king. , right now it's...a little novel feeling.

When Liu Junjian heard Jin Jianglan's question, he couldn't help frowning, and looked like a dean: "Young man, your attitude is wrong! Only humility can make people progress, and you must listen to the words of the elders, so that you can Become a person who can contribute to society..."

Before Jin Jianglan could say anything, the live broadcast room ushered in a new wave of barrage——

[This beast still dares to pretend to be 13 in front of the anchor. If there is no one who dares to pretend, is it already past the first seven? 23333】

[Newcomers ask, who was the last one to pretend to be 13? 】

[It was the host who brought First Young Master Chu to the hunter for honeymoon, and the opponent he met in the sky arena, but was slapped away by the host hahaha]

[The anchor said this incident was an accident, he can explain it 2333]

[Excuse me, what kind of extras dare to act like this?Wouldn't it be nice for the anchor to admit that he has time-traveled, does his face hurt now? 】

[The first seven days haven't passed yet, and it's only been six days since I've been fully charged (serious face)

[Don't care about how spicy it is for this kind of detail!As long as you know that the anchor habitually pretends to be weak, and then often slaps some idiots in the face with his strength, at the same time, he is also deeply slapped in the face by himself (tea]

【etc!Where is Young Master Chu? ?Could the other guest be Young Master Chu? ! 】

[Eh, is it really Young Master Chu!The anchor loves to let Young Master Chu play rough! ! #红心]

【...How do I feel that while you were mocking Liu Mingshou, you also slapped the anchor deeply in the face? ? 】

[You feel right, we are just touching the anchor's face lightly by the way (tea)

Jin Jianglan ignored the complaints about his self-slap on the bullet screen.

To be honest, in the live broadcast of frequent face-slapping and self-slapping, anchor Jin has fully adapted to this rhythm. As long as the amount of face-skinning changes into qualitative change, it will not hurt no matter how hard you get hit.

As for Chu Xiuqi...he also wanted to know where this guy was, but he didn't know, so he couldn't answer the questions in the barrage.

But now, he is obviously more interested in Liu Junjian than the question of where Chu Xiuqi went.

After all, those who dare to put on such an elder appearance to "teach" him, no matter what species, grass grew on their graves as early as 800 years ago.

Jin Jianglan has not seen Liu Junjian speak to him like this for a long time, which makes him feel more deeply while being novel That's good, this is really worth the trip.

"What Liu Mingshou said is true." Anchor Jin nodded in agreement, and then said seriously to the phone camera: "Everyone heard it, Liu Mingshou taught us that as a human being, we must believe in science!"

【...How can everything be transferred to science?Anchor, this is the rhythm of flying! 】

[Mr. Science said that he is very innocent, okay! 】

[Scientist who was picked out by such an unscientific anchor and tortured in every possible way, are you okay... #灯珠】

"You keep saying that the anchor uses Mr. Science as an excuse, and the anchor has always refused."

Jin Jianglan put his arms on Liu Junjian's shoulders, pretending to be good brothers, "Now, even the well-known Liu Mingshou agrees with the anchor's point of view, why do you have any reason to say that the anchor is Are you looking for an excuse?"

Liu Junjian was not tall, so he was easily held down by anchor Jin, unable to move.Liu Mingshou, who was finally deeply aware of the gap in force between himself and the Jin anchor, had to resist the urge to refute Jin Jianglan, pretending he hadn't heard anything.

[2333 Anchor, you love to let go!Didn’t you see that the hot Liu Mingshou was about to be foamed at the mouth by you hahaha]

[I was still fighting with Liu Mingshou fans just now, but now I start to sympathize with Professor 23333]

【Hahaha It's so dark at night, I can't see how exciting Liu Mingshou's face is!Slapping the table and laughing.jpg]

[Do you feel that... the anchor is not calling "Professor Liu" but "Liu is calling the beast"? 】

【You are not alone!I feel the same way hahahahaha]

【Xun Pain Poor Calling Beast (Candle)

Liu Junjian didn't know that he had been ridiculed many times by the barrage, which triggered many times of barrage wars.In the live broadcast, in order to maintain his image, he would never walk around with his mobile phone and watch while walking, so he could only think that he performed well and endured the oppression of anchor Jin's arm, and his face was stiff.

Jin Jianglan, who had had enough fun, finally let go of Liu Junjian's shoulders, and the live broadcast screen clearly synchronized the expression of the latter baring his teeth, as if he was really hurt by the pressure.

It was supposed to be a sympathetic encounter, but in this case, it suddenly became a screen full of 23333, including his fan group, there were not many bubbles, and they all pretended not to see it.

"The anchor originally wanted to interview the students of this school, but now it seems that this purpose cannot be achieved." Jin Jianglan took a mobile phone to take a picture of the surrounding area, and there was no one else in the picture except Liu Junjian. "The weather has been relatively cold recently. It’s cold, it’s right for everyone not to go out, you must take precautions against catching a cold!”

[2333 Anchor, you are talking nonsense again! 】

[Obviously, if you don't come out and walk around, you are scared by ghosts, okay?It has nothing to do with the cold weather, it will cry in cold weather, it will really cry! 】

[Who is it in the cold weather? 】

[The weather is cold: I don't take this responsibility!Absolutely not! 】

"It's already [-]:[-], and the anchor doesn't waste time, let's survey the surrounding terrain first."

The Jin anchor did not ignore Liu Junjian this time, and asked in a very face-saving way: "Liu Mingshou, I plan to start here and go around the mountain before going to the back mountain. Do you have any good suggestions?"

Liu Junjian continued to clear his throat in a signature manner, and was about to express his opinion again when he was interrupted again.

What interrupted her this time was not Jin Jianglan's ignorance, but——

"Alan."

It was Chu Xiuqi's voice.

Jin Jianglan looked in the direction of the sound, and Chu Xiuqi appeared in the field of vision at some point, still showing a gentle and polite appearance, which made Jin Jianglan want to bite off the other party's throat.

Chu Xiuqi walked towards Jin Jianglan unhurriedly. There was no transportation around him, and he seemed to appear suddenly.

How he came here, Jin Jianglan didn't know, and didn't want to know.

"Young Master Chu is here?"

Anchor Jin glanced at him sideways, then stopped looking at him, and said directly to the phone camera: "You guessed it right, the other guest is Young Master Chu, are you happy?"

Immediately afterwards, the live broadcast room was flooded with a large wave of barrage.

Chu Xiuqi paused.

Alan of his family didn't call him "Shuiyou Tuhaojun", but "Chu Young Master", it seemed that he was angry.

The corners of Chu Xiuqi's mouth curled up. He likes this kind of Ah Lan very much, and he can still be angry with him. Compared to that time... Chu Xiuqi's eyes flickered slightly.

Jin Jianglan said that Chu Xiuqi just ran away a few days ago, and he really planned to kill him when he met again, but when it came time to meet, he calmed down a lot.

Of course, this is more or less due to the live broadcast. After all, the scene where Chu Xiuqi was almost strangled to death last time has already been broadcast live once. If it happens again...after all, the impact will not be good.

So it is better to do things like domestic violence in private.

Chu Xiuqi looked helpless and sighed: "Alan, aren't you happy to see me?"

"I'm really not happy." Anchor Jin replied very honestly, "Don't discuss irrelevant topics during the live broadcast."

【...Why did the anchor's whole style of painting go wrong when Young Master Chu came out =口=? ? ! 】

[Can't agree more!A sour smell of love=dish=]

[Then the live broadcast was forcibly changed from the supernatural, horror and hilarious channel to picking up a torch and burning it! 】

【……etc!What the hell is hilarious? ! 】

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