The anchor is always slapped in the face

The live broadcast will continue.

The so-called doing one line and loving one line is not going to be anticlimactic.

Jin Jianglan thought so deeply.

He wasn't afraid that Tsunayoshi Sawada would reveal that he came from another plane, which would cause too much trouble—would Jin Jianglan, who had been lawless for thousands of years, be afraid?What a joke!

He just thought, if this problem really arises, how can he be a normal person?How can you live a normal life?This is what he promised Xia Chuyun!

Although... he still likes this job quite a bit now.

Scared Sawada Tsunayoshi, Jinjiang Lan opened the Jinjiang Live App on his mobile phone, then turned around, pointed the camera at himself, and by the way put the bed behind him into the mirror: "There was a little problem just now , and now the live broadcast continues."

【Welcome the anchor back】

[Anchor, don't change the topic, Kuaiai confesses what was so hot and dark just now! 】

【Keep confessing what was the hot black thing just now +1】

【Keep confessing what was the hot black thing just now +10086】

[Kuai confessed what was the hot black thing just now + ID card number]

"What is it..." Jin Jianglan elongated his tone, and then changed the subject: "Everyone is very smart, this is indeed the water friend Xiaogang who was found by the anchor. I didn't expect him to hide in the master bedroom in advance. Such a big surprise for the host.”

[23333333 is frightened, okay! 】

【Anchor, do you really feel surprised!The baby is almost scared to pee! ! ! 】

[Shuiyou is so naughty that he dared to enter the haunted house by himself... By the way, did the ghost do anything to Shuiyou? 】

[The anchor is changing the subject, don't be fooled! 】

[Whenever the anchor changes the subject, it is a haunted moment! 】

【Upstairs Truth 2333】

Jin Jianglan coughed lightly: "Scientist's view of reality tells us that there are no ghosts in this world, children, don't talk nonsense! Just now, the water friend was too naughty and made it on purpose, and almost scared the anchor too. Jump."

[Yiye Huiying threw a landmine: Surprise the anchor]

[Jiuyi threw a landmine: Suppress the anchor]

[V You threw a landmine: The upstairs is too bad, press 23333333]

"Okay, let's get back to the topic." The corners of Jin Jianglan's mouth twitched, and he quickly brought back the topic that was becoming more and more dirty. "The exploration of the master bedroom is completed, and the next step is the entire second floor."

He turned the phone camera around again, and his figure left the camera.

"I have now walked out of the master bedroom. As you can see, the corridor on the second floor is connected to the stairs. My footprints have been stepped on the stairs leading to the first floor. The stairs from the second floor to the third floor are full of dust. Obviously With no one rushing up ahead of me, we should be able to see an authentic three-story haunted house."

[Anchor anchor, where are the water friends?Did you forget him?]

【Will Shui You be scared to cry in the master bedroom alone? 】

【Didn’t Shuiyou-jun enter the master bedroom alone before the host came in?How could you cry? ? ? 】

[2333333 Do you believe what the anchor said?Kid, you are so naive! 】

[The anchor has always been talking nonsense in a serious manner, if you believe him, you will lose! 】

[Didn't the anchor turn off the live broadcast before?It must be that I didn't expect to meet this Suiyou-kun, maybe this Suiyou Kotsuna is really a zombie vampire or something~]

[The person who has been watching the live broadcast of the anchor said that the anchor never brings friends to play, so what is this Xiaogang who suddenly appeared... Just guess for yourselfㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ]

Jin Jianglan glanced at the barrage and decided to pretend not to see it.

Zombies, vampires, etc., are always easier to fool than two-dimensional anime characters who have reversed themselves into modern times... Cough, they are easy to accept.

As a former Great Demon King of Space who is trying to restore his status as an ordinary human being, Jin Jianglan feels that this is the limit of his nonsense.

So he continued his live broadcast: "Let's continue to look at other rooms on the second floor."

"There are three rooms on the right, one for the eldest son's family, one for the younger son's family, and the last one..."

Jin Jianglan opened the doors in order. The first two rooms were quite satisfactory. Although they were a little messy, there were no unscientific things like ghosts that made him slapped in the face, until he opened the last door——

...What the hell are those black shadows squatting together? !

No wonder there is no ghost in the first two rooms, they are all hiding here waiting for him!

Jin Jianglan deeply thought that all these ghosts liked to slap him in the face too much!

[A landmine was thrown back then: anchor, is your face okay (candle)

[The rascal threw a landmine: The anchor's face must be swollen (candle)

[Jiuyi throws a landmine: I'll rub your face for the anchor (candle ← keep the formation)

【Blondingheart threw a landmine: I'll show you the anchor (candle)

[The angel threw a landmine for me: 23333 What the hell is the wind (candle)

[Blondingheart threw a landmine: Don't the anchors need to let the wind go when they kill ghosts? (Candle)

……

Jin Jianglan completely gave up the idea of ​​watching the barrage, and he stared at the ghosts expressionlessly.

The ghosts screamed sternly, as if they were talking about something, but it was a pity that Jin Jianglan was not a celestial master or Taoist from a professional background, so he couldn't understand what they were saying at all.Of course, he didn't want to understand.

"It seems that this dilapidated house really should be demolished. It has not been cleaned for more than 80 years, and the dust inside has piled up into mountains." Jin Jianglan continued to talk nonsense with eyes open, "Now is the time for the vacuum cleaner to play a role!"

【…Anchor where did you get the vacuum cleaner→＿→】

【Solar or battery? 】

[Does the anchor want to say that this haunted house has actually been remodeled by him! 】

[The liar finally showed his feet!This anchor was a sensationalist, and arranged for people to pretend to be ghosts in advance. I don't know what method he used so he couldn't see it, but a vacuum cleaner was exposed! 】

[Hehehe upstairs, if you have the ability, don't blind BB, you can do it, you can go up! 】

Where there are fans, there are blacks. Jin Jianglan has long been used to this kind of thing.What's more, the sunspots in the real world will never reach the planes destroyed by him, and they will try their best to kill his natives.

Jin Jianglan suddenly lost interest, but now he misses the life of being hated, feared but envious. At least he can kill a few casually when he vents his anger, instead of worrying about everything like he is now.

But he promised Xia Chuyun, then he must be a qualified ordinary person.

Jinjiang Lan calmly pulled out a miniature vacuum cleaner from his pocket outside the lens, only the size of a baby's palm, capable of absorbing low-level ghosts, driven by light energy, comprehensive in functions, environmentally friendly and efficient.This was something he picked up casually when he was doing missions on a certain technological and supernatural plane, but when he got tired of playing it, he threw it aside and didn't remember it until now.

Jin Jianglan did not let the micro-vacuum cleaner appear on the screen. He turned the camera of his mobile phone. The fans who were watching the live broadcast only saw that the live broadcast was delayed for a while, and then turned back to the original place, and the ghosts had disappeared.

"The efficiency of the vacuum cleaner is still very high, and the room is much cleaner."

[The anchor lied again!Where is the vacuum cleaner →＿→】

[There is dust all around, only the black shadow is gone, the anchor is not using a vacuum cleaner but a ghost sucker, right? ! 】

Jin Jianglan said that the minds of netizens are still very open, and this is indeed a ghost sucking device.

"This room seems to be for children. There are two single beds, which correspond to the two grandchildren. The odds and ends on the ground are probably toys. They are too dirty, so the anchor will not touch them. "

"The second floor is finished, let's go to the third floor now."

There is a storage room and a small attic on the third floor, and there is a large balcony outside the attic.

Jin Jianglan wandered around on the third floor and saw nothing. It is estimated that the ghosts in this haunted house were either killed by him or eaten by the vacuum cleaner.

"Everyone has seen that the so-called ghost house is a dilapidated house. It is very dangerous to enter casually. Maybe you didn't step on it properly, and you just stepped on the house. Okay, that's it for today. The live broadcast is over here. Let's See you next Saturday."

After finishing the live broadcast as quickly as possible, Jinjiang Lan closed the Jinjiang Live App, and then returned to the second floor.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was squatting in the corridor on the second floor, not sure if he was drawing circles.

Jin Jianglan stood on the third floor, looking down at him: "You didn't leave?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "..." He really wants to leave, but the haunted house is so scary QAQ

Looking at the expression of Sawada Rabbit, Jin Jianglan suddenly had the illusion that he was bullying him...

"Since you haven't left, follow me for now." Jin Jianglan walked down, "This is another world, not on the time axis, but on the space axis, I believe you should be able to understand."

"M-understood." Tsunayoshi Sawada nodded.

"Don't cause trouble for me, otherwise..." Jin Jianglan stuck out the tip of her tongue and licked her upper lip lightly, "I ate you!"

Well, so scary!Sawada Tsunayoshi was about to cry, the Great Demon King can still eat people!

eat human?Jin Jianglan doesn't have that hobby, he just likes to be scary.But if he really provoked him, it would be more or less directly crushed to ashes.

This haunted house is located on the outskirts of Linshi, and the house Jin Jianglan rents is in Linshi, about an hour and a half by car.

Jin Jianglan came here with her half-worn second-hand car that she just bought a few days ago.

His usual means of transportation is a transforming car refined from the body of an Autobot. It can fly in the sky, swim in the water, run on land, and jump into outer space. This transforming car can change, and its defense is super high. Comes with intelligent navigation and weapon slot, the function is very powerful.

In order to capture this Autobot, he spent a whole year, and then spent another year erasing the Autobot's mind and transforming it.Unfortunately, this transforming vehicle was pulverized during the last escape mission and could never be put together again.

Having used such a high-end means of transportation, Jin Jianglan naturally despises the dazzling variety of vehicles in the real world. He just buys the one that works and uses it first, and let's talk about the others later.

What's more...he's really cash-strapped right now.

Before entering the main god's space, Jinjiang Lang had just graduated from university, so naturally he didn't have much savings; after entering the main god's space, the points are the common currency, and gold, jewelry, calligraphy, paintings and antiques are simply thrown on the ground and no one picks them up, let alone him. Possibly saving real world currency.

After leaving the main god's space, the storage equipment is basically empty, and what is left is nothing that can be sold directly in the real world. After all, he still has to be an ordinary person!

As for the full plane exchanged from the main god's space, including the high-value bank cards commonly used in the real world... it has been cleared by the narrow-minded main god.

This incident was also because he was too impulsive. Not only did he destroy the plane where he left the mission for the last time, but before performing the mission, he thought that he might not be able to come back, so he simply destroyed the space of the main god. So he...

Of course the main god space was not destroyed, but it also caused a lot of damage.Therefore, it is already a very good result that the main god just cleared his bank card instead of directly erasing him.

Fortunately, the jade handle he threw into the space in his left hand after playing casually is still there, and after selling it, it will not make him so poor that he can't even eat.

Jin Jianglan sighed, and took Sawada Tsunayoshi out of the haunted house, then got into his car, stepped on the accelerator, and went straight to the city.