The anchor is always slapped in the face

In the locust forest.

Liu Junjian was panting heavily.

Escaping from the dead, turning the corner, and making a bright future can hardly describe his mood at the moment.

"Liu called the beast?"

Liu Junjian heard someone calling him in a trance, and immediately looked in the direction of the voice, and suddenly saw Jin Jianglan rushing towards him!

He quickly got up and staggered towards the direction where Jin Jianglan came.

Faster than him is the little black cat.

I saw Xiao Hei kicking his hind paw, and with a "whoosh", the whole cat turned into a black shadow and rushed straight into Jin Jianglan's arms.

"Meow~＞▽<" Ceng Ceng, acting like a baby.

Jin Jianglan grabbed Xiao Hei, scratched its chin, and stroked the cat's hair. He saw the hidden Chu Xiuqi until his teeth itch, and he felt an urge to stew cat soup.

"Liu Mingshou, are you alright?"

As he approached, Jin Jianglan looked at Liu Junjian apologetically, "You suddenly disappeared just now. We have been looking for it for a long time, but we didn't expect you to return to the same place."

us?In other words, Chu Xiuqi was with him?Liu Junjian hesitated for a moment, and then asked tentatively: "Is that Mr. Chu not with you?" He was very scared of Chu Xiuqi, and when he asked now, he was also evaluating the possibility of his own survival.

"He's going to deal with Rong Xiaoxiao." Jin Jianglan replied without any hesitation, and the skill of talking nonsense with eyes open has reached the highest level, "He will go directly after dealing with it, we don't have to wait for him."

In fact, Jin Jianglan just removed his blindfold, and Chu Xiuqi was tied by his side, but no one could see him.

Anchor Jin said that since it was going to be made into a figure, Chu Xiuqi should not be released at all. It is enough for only him to see it.

As for where Rong Xiaoxiao, who has been missing all this time, is... For a moment, the black bead moved in the pocket of anchor Jin.

[I'm going to go!Never thought that First Young Master Chu would have such a trick!I always thought it was the host who was protecting the weak and weak First Young Master Chu, but the fact is...bye manually.jpg]

[...Could it be that Young Master Chu is the gong? !Last time, who said Chu Dashao and Big Bird's clingy love stood up!I promise not to kill you! !As long as you return me a basket of cucumbers qaq]

[What a hairy cucumber!A basket of chrysanthemums is all bet on the anchor to attack tat]

[... I said, is your theme skewed?Isn't the fact that so many ghosts were swallowed by Xiao Hei in one gulp just now more important than the battle between the anchor and Young Master Chu! 】

[Our professor qaq, did you die like this?]

[Facts have proved that no matter who it is, it is bound to become the soul of the anchor's crotch, accept fate (pat shoulder)

"Brother Jin, I was wrong. I shouldn't have called you a liar."

Liu Junjian accepted Jin Jianglan's words, put on a heartbroken look, and expressed deep remorse: "I didn't believe in ghosts in the world before, and I didn't believe in time travel. I always thought that your live broadcast was just for hype and deception. Now that I have experienced all this personally, I finally understand how ignorant and ignorant I was before! Brother Jin, you are so tolerant and saved me regardless of previous suspicions. Such a broad mind is hard to find in the world..."

"Stop!" Jin Jianglan interrupted his eloquent [cross out] sycophantic [cross out] speech, "Liu Mingshou, this world is scientific, and ghosts and time travel don't exist at all. Beast, how can you talk nonsense? We must believe in science!"

"..." Liu Junjian was stunned for a second, and then quickly reacted, with a more serious expression on his face: "Anchor Jin is right! We must believe in science! Ghost travel and everything else are illusions!"

"Liu Mingshou is right, ghosts are hallucinations." Jin Jianglan looked at him with a half-smile, but spoke to a mobile phone not far away, "It's almost twelve o'clock, this time the live broadcast How about getting here?"

It's a pity that Liu Junjian didn't notice this, he thought Jin Jianglan was just talking to him.

So Liu Mingshou rubbed his hands: "Brother Jin, are you okay now?"

Jin Jianglan raised his eyebrows: "Is Liu Mingshou still looking for me?"

"Hey, Brother Jin, just call me Old Liu!"

Liu Junjian grinned, showing a very honest smile, "I do have something I want to discuss with you..."

Jin Jianglan sized him up with a half-smile, but didn't ask any questions.

Liu Junjian didn't care about this, he said it directly: "Brother Jin, look, I have theoretical knowledge and I am a person with a high IQ; Hiccups every second."

"So, let's form a team, what do you think?"

"A combination like ours can eat well no matter where we go, it's perfect!"

Speaking of this, Liu Mingshou was so excited that he was so excited: "When the time comes, our two swords will be invincible on the entire network, and no one will dare to fight!"

Before Jin Jianglan expressed his opinion, the netizens who watched the live broadcast had already said that they were going to poke their eyes!

【What the hell!Didn't this Liu Mingshou still look like "the number one labor and capital in the world are all scumbags" just now?Why are you so shitty now? ! 】

[Wori is indeed a beast!He actually changed his face in a second and hugged the anchor's big golden legs!Wood staring dumbfounded.jpg]

【...Liu Mingshou's sudden change in painting style caught me off guard and made me go crazy.jpg】

[Professor, what's wrong with you, Professor!What about taking us to pretend to fly together?How can you be cowardly! #dog face]

[Pinch the anchor Liu Mingshou, the leader of the diehards, has surrendered to us, and advise the enemy not to resist, and surrender quickly! 】

[I really didn't expect that the true face of the professor I have always respected and loved turned out to be such a virtue!I was blind before counting as labor and capital, and my anger turned black when I took it off! 】

[Calm down, you can think about it from another angle, for example... such a Liu Ming beast is actually quite cute?Do you feel that you are getting closer to Liu Mingshou?Will you be able to play without hindrance in the future?Things are multifaceted, let alone people?Sometimes, if we look at the problem from another angle, we will find out how beautiful this world is! 】

[This bowl of chicken soup for the soul has... poison...]

"Liu Mingshou..."

Jin Jianglan looked at him amusedly, and reminded him a little bit reluctantly: "My live broadcast is not closed yet."

Liu Junjian: "... Huh?"

Confused face.jpg

There was such a big earthquake just now, how could it not have fallen to the ground and turned off the phone, and now it is still broadcasting normally? !

——Nima, what brand of mobile phone is that?This unscientific!

Liu Junjian shouted deep in his heart.

Jin Jianglan sneered, and gestured to the tree where the mobile phone was tied with his eyes.

Liu Mingshou turned his head slowly with a stiff neck, and looked in the direction indicated by Jin Jianglan. Sure enough, he saw the mobile phone tied to the tree. It didn't move at all, just like the tree and the whole locust tree. It seems that the woods are not in the same space. No matter how noisy the pagoda tree forest is, it will not affect the shooting there at all...

——This is absolutely unscientific!

Liu Junjian was about to cry to death. When he recalled his charlatan words and deeds just now, he wished he could travel back and gag himself when he was fooling Jin Jianglan!

[Sure enough, it's the bewildered Liu Mingshou puff hahahaha]

[It turned out that Liu Mingshou didn't even notice that the live broadcast was still going on 23333]

[That's right, if you noticed, who would ruin your image like this!Slapping the table and laughing.jpg]

[Liu Mingshou probably thought that the earthquake just before Baigui Yexing had already knocked the phone to the ground and broke it. He never expected that the anchor was tied so strongly, and it didn't shake off like that. 2333 If it's me... ...Probably not noticed ＿(:3」∠)＿]

[At this moment, please allow me to light a freighter for Liu Mingshou #灯灯#灯灯#灯灯】

[Hahaha I love to see the stupid way of calling the beast to stiffen its neck and turn its head, this paragraph is enough for me to laugh for a year 23333]

"Brother Jin..."

Liu Junjian had a bitter face, "I said you are too unkind!"

Jin Jianglan spread his hands: "I didn't know you would say something like that."

Liu Junjian: "..." I really want to cry even more!

"Can we turn off the live broadcast now?" He resisted the urge to spit blood on Jin Jianglan's face, and almost suffered internal injuries.

"Yes." Jin Jianglan hooked the corners of his lips, and a playful look flashed in his eyes. He was about to continue talking, but felt a heat on his neck...

Anchor Jin's face... darkened.

Chu Xiuqi, who only he could see, was sucking on his neck at this moment, a big black head came into view, the hairy hair made him inexplicably want...to hit it.

Jin Jianglan endured and endured, always reminding himself that he is not allowed to make any actions that would be considered insane as it is being broadcast live.

However, in Liu Junjian's eyes, a small red mark quickly formed on the neck of the person opposite him at a speed visible to the naked eye, very...conspicuous.

Jin Jianglan noticed Liu Mingshou Guiyu's gaze: "..."

Unbearable, he pretended to wave his hand casually, and slapped someone to the ground with a single slap.Under the effect of the Jin family's special improvement of the blinding method, no one saw that there seemed to be a human-shaped depression in the mud smashed by Chu Xiuqi.

Jin Jianglan was satisfied with this, and then walked around naturally, and said casually to Liu Junjian: "There are still bugs in winter, it seems that we need to spray insecticides. Isn't it, Xiao Hei?"

Xiao Hei nodded cooperatively: "Meow!"

Jin Jianglan rubbed the hair of the little black cat, it was smooth and smooth, and it felt very good. It seems that his thousands of dollars of food were not in vain.

"Everyone has seen it. The authoritative Liu Mingshou personally tested it. Ghosts are hallucinations. This world is scientific!"

Jin Jianglan untied the mobile phone that was firmly tied to the locust tree, and finally concluded: "It's getting late, and this is the end of our live broadcast. See you next Saturday! Good night everyone."

【It’s over so early... Let’s go to the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts~】

[I knew Mr. Science was going to lie down again 23333]

【Good night, anchor, good night=333=】

[Please Liu Mingshou emoji pack! 】

[I just want to know what kind of beast Xiao Hei is, please tell me, anchor! ! ! 】

Glancing at the barrage, it basically contained the same content, so Jinjiang Lan didn't look at it any more, and turned off the Jinjiang live app without any hassle.

"Liu Mingshou, the live broadcast is over now, should you go back?"

Jin Jianglan put the phone in his pocket, talking to Liu Junjian, but actually paying attention to Chu Xiuqi's behavior, facial expression and subtle expression changes.

Xiao Hei is not an ordinary ghost cat, and Chu Xiuqi... is also not an ordinary human being.

Jin Jianglan already had this kind of cognition in his heart, he just didn't say it clearly.

Before that, Jin Jianglan also tested Chu Xiuqi several times.

Even though Chu Xiuqi was the object of his initial ambiguity and now has an unspeakable obsession in his heart, Jin Jianglan absolutely does not accept that he is kept in the dark and knows nothing.

There were many speculations about Chu Xiuqi's identity and how this guy escaped from birth, but he quickly overturned each of them, and had to conduct deeper explorations.

The other party seemed to be very contradictory, neither wanted to let him know something, nor wanted to completely hide it from him, just like... two different consciousnesses were negating each other and affirming each other.

Such a description is not appropriate, but it is his closest guess at this stage.

This can be seen from the fact that Chu Xiuqi pretended to have lost his memory, and at the same time couldn't help showing his presence in front of him to expose his uniqueness.

——That’s right, pretending to have amnesia.

Jin Jianglan could feel it.

It is strange to say that even though he only spent a hundred days with Xia Chuyun back then, and only a few days with Chu Xiuqi at this time, it gave him the illusion that he knew each other very well from the bottom of his heart. place of doubt.

But since Chu Xiuqi has the courage to pretend to have amnesia, he must have the courage to bear the consequences. No matter what the reason is that prompts him to do so, it is his own choice after all.

Jin Jianglan looked at Chu Xiuqi who got up from the ground and started to look at him innocently again. The guy's face was clean, and he couldn't tell at all that he hit the ground face first just now.

I have to say that Chu Xiuqi's face is really perfect, the kind of beauty who doesn't want to look at other people after seeing him... Cough, blue face is troublesome.Fortunately, he himself knows this, and he often minimizes his presence in the eyes of outsiders. Although there is no way for people to completely ignore him, he has managed to seduce only Jin Jianglan.

Realizing this, Jin Jianglan's rare mood improved.

He casually put Xiao Hei into the dimensional space bag and let it digest the ghosts that he ate tonight. When it comes out again, the soul must be more solidified, and it will soon condense into a solid body.

At that time, Xiao Hei's true identity can be seen.

Jin Jianglan's movements were very casual, and in Liu Junjian's view, he was the only one who put Xiao Hei in his pocket.

Who made the little black cat so small?You can't see it anywhere you put it.

Liu Junjian is not surprised.