The anchor is always slapped in the face
Chapter 58 The first day of being an anchor
The sightseeing car is already waiting below.
At this time, in the sightseeing car, besides the driver, there were three passengers sitting at the back of the car. A young couple with a five or six-year-old boy, a very normal family of three.
Jin Jianglan pointed the camera of the mobile phone at the sightseeing car, gave it an overall shot, then approached step by step, and took close-up shots of the driver and passengers on the car.
He didn't explain anything, he guessed and played by himself based on the barrage.
The so-called self-entertainment.
Zhao Qianmo was the first to get on the sightseeing car. Ma Lu behind her turned her eyes and sat on the seat next to her.
After the two of them, the rest of them also got on the sightseeing bus.
They all sat in the middle of the sightseeing car, and the distance from the driver and the family of three at the back of the car was basically about the same distance. In case of any accident, they would have enough buffer time to jump out of the car and escape.
Jin Jianglan still chose the seat behind those six people, and Yin Lerong still sat beside him.
The six people in front were also happy to have someone blocking them. After all, human beings have no eyes behind them, and the invisible dangers from behind are far more frightening than those in front.
Yin Lerong glanced at the happy and harmonious family of three behind him, turned his head and whispered to Jin Jianglan, "I didn't feel any non-human aura for the three people behind, and the soul-suppressing chain didn't respond either."
These three corpses are very complete. The undissipated anger was trapped by a special method at the moment of death, making them seem to be in a state of dying, and even the temperature of the corpses has not dropped at all. It can be seen how skillful the other party is when handling the corpse.
Jin Jianglan knew what was going on, but he just didn't say anything.
Compared to these, he was rather curious about Yin Lerong's supernatural powers—it seemed that he could distinguish the different smells between the born and the dead, and he seemed to be able to hide his own breath, which was very strange.
He used his spiritual consciousness to scan, but did not come to a conclusion; he also used other methods to test, but it also had no effect.
Jin Jianglan is not a person with strong curiosity, and he will not have the symptoms that he must get to the bottom of it, otherwise he will feel like a cat scratching his heart.
Compared with knowing the result, he enjoys the process of guessing and testing more, otherwise he would have asked directly, and I believe Yin Lerong would not refuse to tell him.
"Brother, are you also going to see the clown?"
Behind Jin Jianglan, a childish voice suddenly sounded.
He looked back, and saw that the little boy who was originally sitting in the back row was lying on the back of his seat, looking at him innocently and innocently.
Is this... staring at him?
There was a strange smile on the face of anchor Jin, and he adjusted the direction of the camera of the mobile phone calmly, so that the picture of the live broadcast room completely included the little boy and a man and a woman sitting in the last row.
[Pfft, is that kid teasing the anchor? 2333 is not afraid that the anchor will be turned into ashes if he is unhappy! 】
[You look at the couple in the last row, with an extremely disobedient smile on their faces, staring at the anchor, and the five words "I want to eat you" are almost written on their faces... The location of the anchor's camera is too straight, and the baby always has a feeling that he is going to be eaten instead of the anchor, and the baby feels good qaq]
[Mo Fang!With the anchor here, it only takes seconds to slap the ghost to death! 】
[1Even if the host misses this time, it is the host who is really eaten, not you →_→]
[The anchor will never be eaten!I'm still waiting to see the host get slapped in the face after pinching the ghost to death, it's so sour, it's so cool! 】
[2333 didn't expect you to be such a barrage upstairs!The anchor may cry if he knows, he will cry! 】
[I beg the anchor to cry! !Ewha must cry in the rain, otherwise she will fight back and cry again!Toothy smile.jpg]
Jin Jianglan habitually swept his consciousness across the phone screen, and immediately received a bunch of unscrupulous barrage waiting to see his jokes.He said that he is very used to the strange painting style in the live broadcast room, so he really doesn't need to pay too much attention to it at this time.
Anyway...no matter what he said, it would add new elements to the barrage, so it's better to let them entertain themselves like this.
"Kid, do you like clowns very much?"
Jin Jianglan's voice suddenly softened a lot, as if what he was facing was really an ordinary human boy.
Yin Lerong was already fully alert when the little ghost approached. Although he didn't take this little ghost seriously, the pair of ghosts behind him had to make him vigilant.
What could be more stressful than being a professional ghost hunter surrounded by a horde of ghosts?
Yin Lerong once again felt that this mission was simply the worst ever!
"Yes, brother too?" the little boy asked with his head tilted.
Jin Jianglan didn't answer, he continued to ask: "Little friend, besides clowns, what else do you like?"
The little ghost is too young, so it is easy to be taken away: "There are still a lot of delicious food! And sisters..."
The six ordinary people who were sitting a little ahead also secretly turned their heads to look at the little ghost. The current situation is that the driver of the sightseeing bus did not act as a monster, but something went wrong behind him.They don't stare at the kid who is moving now, do they continue to stare at the driver who drives honestly?
Feeling these gazes, the little boy suddenly stopped, looked at them for a while, and then suddenly smiled at them: "Brothers and sisters, what are you looking at me for?"
Does this mean not to be seen?Several people immediately looked away, pretending to be looking at their legs.
As a result, the little boy became unhappy again: "It's really annoying if you don't answer my words!"
[Ghosts are really difficult to serve, I seem to hear the cries in their hearts (serious faces)
[I didn't hear their voices, anyway, I only know that the anchor seems to be impatient 2333 looking forward to the kid's exit (candle)
Jin Jianglan is indeed a little impatient, but the direction of his impatience is...why isn't this little brat freaking out?When will the two ghosts in the back come to play?
It's really not fun if the live broadcast is too dull, it's better to have some excitement.
It's a pity that until the sightseeing bus arrived at the destination, the family of the three real corpses didn't do anything.
Anchor Jin whispered his opinion on the phone: "It's really boring."
Immediately attracted the audience to use the barrage to ridicule again——
[Anchor, have you forgotten who was the one who refused to admit the existence of ghosts and dragged Mr. Science to blame? ! 】
[I am touched by the federal annual selection!The king of science wept with joy, and the big family with strength lying on the gun was finally rehabilitated! ! 】
[I think the anchor will definitely say that he has indirect amnesia—what are you all talking about?I don't, remember, get it! 】
"..." Jin Jianglan continued to act as if he hadn't seen the barrage. Anyway, he was scanning the live broadcast room with his consciousness now, and no one knew that he had seen the barrage.
So, let’s say, the face, if you slap it... it will become thicker, no matter how you slap it, it won’t hurt →_→
"Could it be that the sightseeing bus is not allowed to attack us?" Zhao Qianmo rubbed his chin, "Or...is it not allowed to attack us in the bus?"
For the time being, no one can answer her question, and now everyone's attention is on the open-air square ahead.
The entire open-air square has been decorated as a carnival event. Countless "people" in different costumes gather in the square. There are also many mobile stalls, food, play, souvenirs... everything, and there are even unknown uses around the square. facilities, it seems that this carnival will not simply end.
It turns out that the ultimate move is waiting for them here.
After ten thirty, the light in all directions dimmed suddenly, and all the light was concentrated on a point in the center of the square, where a clown stood.
"Welcome to the Carnival Feast!"
The clown's big bright red mouth opened, as if to swallow people alive.
The light changes in the piazza.
The first feast is a carnival dance.
As requested by the clown, everyone joins the square's open-air dance floor for the kick-off of the night.
Yin Lerong held the soul-suppressing chain tightly in his hand, squeezed another talisman, and carefully tried to walk onto the dance floor.
Nothing happened.
Yin Lerong turned his head and looked at Jin Jianglan, and then began to dance.
Several other people saw that Yin Lerong was not attacked after entering the arena, so they stepped onto the dance floor cautiously and began to dance to the rhythm.
It's just that what they didn't discover was that the dance steps Yin Lerong danced seemed to match the rhythm, but in fact they were completely different from what they danced.
Jin Jianglan continued to hold the mobile phone to live broadcast the crazy gestures of all humanoid species in the carnival dance.
He didn't want to leave the scene so early, and was planning to take a good shot, but he was teased by a non-human he didn't know.
It was a beautiful girl in a white wedding dress who teased him.
This attire is unique throughout the piazza.
The beautiful girl showed a bright smile like a hundred flowers blooming, she gently pressed her face to Jin Jianglan's cheek, then left and continued dancing a little further away.
The girl's cheeks were cold, not like the temperature of a living person, which was really rare in the entire resort.
It seems that in order to make the game more realistic, in the entire resort, even the waiters who have long been recognized as not alive still have normal human body temperature, not to mention the corpses of guests whose corpses were kept warm before they were completely cooled. up.
But the girl in front of him seemed to have broken the overall rules of the resort, and she didn't mind exposing her differences from normal humans at all, on the contrary, she still had a feeling of fun.
Jin Jianglan couldn't see the real appearance of the girl, but he knew clearly that the real appearance of the girl was not what he saw. This is still very rare in his experience of the past thousands of years, especially the recent For more than 1000 years, this situation has been completely eliminated.
Now that a special girl who seems to be non-human suddenly appeared, Jin Jianglan was still very interested.
[Fucking anchor, you actually hooked up with a female ghost? !Meow staring dog dumbfounded.jpg]
[My mother is all face-to-face! !Anchor, this is the rhythm of going to heaven! ! ! 】
[Come, come, give the host a monkey that jumps into the sky, congratulations to the host for successfully ascending the sun (applause and sprinkle flowers)
[Aww, what a beautiful female ghost!Girl proposes! (saliva】
"It's really a beautiful one... you all know that."
Jin Jianglan said in an admiring tone, "Although she looks like a living person, her skin temperature is extremely low. If you meet her in summer, you can save a lot of air-conditioning and electricity bills, but... it is winter now. .”
[2333 Anchor, are you telling a bad joke?Hurry up and let go of the hot ghost girl and let me come! 】
"I'm afraid the anchor can't let you come."
Jin Jianglan quietly looked at the beautiful woman dancing and approaching him again...inhuman.
At this time, in the sightseeing car, besides the driver, there were three passengers sitting at the back of the car. A young couple with a five or six-year-old boy, a very normal family of three.
Jin Jianglan pointed the camera of the mobile phone at the sightseeing car, gave it an overall shot, then approached step by step, and took close-up shots of the driver and passengers on the car.
He didn't explain anything, he guessed and played by himself based on the barrage.
The so-called self-entertainment.
Zhao Qianmo was the first to get on the sightseeing car. Ma Lu behind her turned her eyes and sat on the seat next to her.
After the two of them, the rest of them also got on the sightseeing bus.
They all sat in the middle of the sightseeing car, and the distance from the driver and the family of three at the back of the car was basically about the same distance. In case of any accident, they would have enough buffer time to jump out of the car and escape.
Jin Jianglan still chose the seat behind those six people, and Yin Lerong still sat beside him.
The six people in front were also happy to have someone blocking them. After all, human beings have no eyes behind them, and the invisible dangers from behind are far more frightening than those in front.
Yin Lerong glanced at the happy and harmonious family of three behind him, turned his head and whispered to Jin Jianglan, "I didn't feel any non-human aura for the three people behind, and the soul-suppressing chain didn't respond either."
These three corpses are very complete. The undissipated anger was trapped by a special method at the moment of death, making them seem to be in a state of dying, and even the temperature of the corpses has not dropped at all. It can be seen how skillful the other party is when handling the corpse.
Jin Jianglan knew what was going on, but he just didn't say anything.
Compared to these, he was rather curious about Yin Lerong's supernatural powers—it seemed that he could distinguish the different smells between the born and the dead, and he seemed to be able to hide his own breath, which was very strange.
He used his spiritual consciousness to scan, but did not come to a conclusion; he also used other methods to test, but it also had no effect.
Jin Jianglan is not a person with strong curiosity, and he will not have the symptoms that he must get to the bottom of it, otherwise he will feel like a cat scratching his heart.
Compared with knowing the result, he enjoys the process of guessing and testing more, otherwise he would have asked directly, and I believe Yin Lerong would not refuse to tell him.
"Brother, are you also going to see the clown?"
Behind Jin Jianglan, a childish voice suddenly sounded.
He looked back, and saw that the little boy who was originally sitting in the back row was lying on the back of his seat, looking at him innocently and innocently.
Is this... staring at him?
There was a strange smile on the face of anchor Jin, and he adjusted the direction of the camera of the mobile phone calmly, so that the picture of the live broadcast room completely included the little boy and a man and a woman sitting in the last row.
[Pfft, is that kid teasing the anchor? 2333 is not afraid that the anchor will be turned into ashes if he is unhappy! 】
[You look at the couple in the last row, with an extremely disobedient smile on their faces, staring at the anchor, and the five words "I want to eat you" are almost written on their faces... The location of the anchor's camera is too straight, and the baby always has a feeling that he is going to be eaten instead of the anchor, and the baby feels good qaq]
[Mo Fang!With the anchor here, it only takes seconds to slap the ghost to death! 】
[1Even if the host misses this time, it is the host who is really eaten, not you →_→]
[The anchor will never be eaten!I'm still waiting to see the host get slapped in the face after pinching the ghost to death, it's so sour, it's so cool! 】
[2333 didn't expect you to be such a barrage upstairs!The anchor may cry if he knows, he will cry! 】
[I beg the anchor to cry! !Ewha must cry in the rain, otherwise she will fight back and cry again!Toothy smile.jpg]
Jin Jianglan habitually swept his consciousness across the phone screen, and immediately received a bunch of unscrupulous barrage waiting to see his jokes.He said that he is very used to the strange painting style in the live broadcast room, so he really doesn't need to pay too much attention to it at this time.
Anyway...no matter what he said, it would add new elements to the barrage, so it's better to let them entertain themselves like this.
"Kid, do you like clowns very much?"
Jin Jianglan's voice suddenly softened a lot, as if what he was facing was really an ordinary human boy.
Yin Lerong was already fully alert when the little ghost approached. Although he didn't take this little ghost seriously, the pair of ghosts behind him had to make him vigilant.
What could be more stressful than being a professional ghost hunter surrounded by a horde of ghosts?
Yin Lerong once again felt that this mission was simply the worst ever!
"Yes, brother too?" the little boy asked with his head tilted.
Jin Jianglan didn't answer, he continued to ask: "Little friend, besides clowns, what else do you like?"
The little ghost is too young, so it is easy to be taken away: "There are still a lot of delicious food! And sisters..."
The six ordinary people who were sitting a little ahead also secretly turned their heads to look at the little ghost. The current situation is that the driver of the sightseeing bus did not act as a monster, but something went wrong behind him.They don't stare at the kid who is moving now, do they continue to stare at the driver who drives honestly?
Feeling these gazes, the little boy suddenly stopped, looked at them for a while, and then suddenly smiled at them: "Brothers and sisters, what are you looking at me for?"
Does this mean not to be seen?Several people immediately looked away, pretending to be looking at their legs.
As a result, the little boy became unhappy again: "It's really annoying if you don't answer my words!"
[Ghosts are really difficult to serve, I seem to hear the cries in their hearts (serious faces)
[I didn't hear their voices, anyway, I only know that the anchor seems to be impatient 2333 looking forward to the kid's exit (candle)
Jin Jianglan is indeed a little impatient, but the direction of his impatience is...why isn't this little brat freaking out?When will the two ghosts in the back come to play?
It's really not fun if the live broadcast is too dull, it's better to have some excitement.
It's a pity that until the sightseeing bus arrived at the destination, the family of the three real corpses didn't do anything.
Anchor Jin whispered his opinion on the phone: "It's really boring."
Immediately attracted the audience to use the barrage to ridicule again——
[Anchor, have you forgotten who was the one who refused to admit the existence of ghosts and dragged Mr. Science to blame? ! 】
[I am touched by the federal annual selection!The king of science wept with joy, and the big family with strength lying on the gun was finally rehabilitated! ! 】
[I think the anchor will definitely say that he has indirect amnesia—what are you all talking about?I don't, remember, get it! 】
"..." Jin Jianglan continued to act as if he hadn't seen the barrage. Anyway, he was scanning the live broadcast room with his consciousness now, and no one knew that he had seen the barrage.
So, let’s say, the face, if you slap it... it will become thicker, no matter how you slap it, it won’t hurt →_→
"Could it be that the sightseeing bus is not allowed to attack us?" Zhao Qianmo rubbed his chin, "Or...is it not allowed to attack us in the bus?"
For the time being, no one can answer her question, and now everyone's attention is on the open-air square ahead.
The entire open-air square has been decorated as a carnival event. Countless "people" in different costumes gather in the square. There are also many mobile stalls, food, play, souvenirs... everything, and there are even unknown uses around the square. facilities, it seems that this carnival will not simply end.
It turns out that the ultimate move is waiting for them here.
After ten thirty, the light in all directions dimmed suddenly, and all the light was concentrated on a point in the center of the square, where a clown stood.
"Welcome to the Carnival Feast!"
The clown's big bright red mouth opened, as if to swallow people alive.
The light changes in the piazza.
The first feast is a carnival dance.
As requested by the clown, everyone joins the square's open-air dance floor for the kick-off of the night.
Yin Lerong held the soul-suppressing chain tightly in his hand, squeezed another talisman, and carefully tried to walk onto the dance floor.
Nothing happened.
Yin Lerong turned his head and looked at Jin Jianglan, and then began to dance.
Several other people saw that Yin Lerong was not attacked after entering the arena, so they stepped onto the dance floor cautiously and began to dance to the rhythm.
It's just that what they didn't discover was that the dance steps Yin Lerong danced seemed to match the rhythm, but in fact they were completely different from what they danced.
Jin Jianglan continued to hold the mobile phone to live broadcast the crazy gestures of all humanoid species in the carnival dance.
He didn't want to leave the scene so early, and was planning to take a good shot, but he was teased by a non-human he didn't know.
It was a beautiful girl in a white wedding dress who teased him.
This attire is unique throughout the piazza.
The beautiful girl showed a bright smile like a hundred flowers blooming, she gently pressed her face to Jin Jianglan's cheek, then left and continued dancing a little further away.
The girl's cheeks were cold, not like the temperature of a living person, which was really rare in the entire resort.
It seems that in order to make the game more realistic, in the entire resort, even the waiters who have long been recognized as not alive still have normal human body temperature, not to mention the corpses of guests whose corpses were kept warm before they were completely cooled. up.
But the girl in front of him seemed to have broken the overall rules of the resort, and she didn't mind exposing her differences from normal humans at all, on the contrary, she still had a feeling of fun.
Jin Jianglan couldn't see the real appearance of the girl, but he knew clearly that the real appearance of the girl was not what he saw. This is still very rare in his experience of the past thousands of years, especially the recent For more than 1000 years, this situation has been completely eliminated.
Now that a special girl who seems to be non-human suddenly appeared, Jin Jianglan was still very interested.
[Fucking anchor, you actually hooked up with a female ghost? !Meow staring dog dumbfounded.jpg]
[My mother is all face-to-face! !Anchor, this is the rhythm of going to heaven! ! ! 】
[Come, come, give the host a monkey that jumps into the sky, congratulations to the host for successfully ascending the sun (applause and sprinkle flowers)
[Aww, what a beautiful female ghost!Girl proposes! (saliva】
"It's really a beautiful one... you all know that."
Jin Jianglan said in an admiring tone, "Although she looks like a living person, her skin temperature is extremely low. If you meet her in summer, you can save a lot of air-conditioning and electricity bills, but... it is winter now. .”
[2333 Anchor, are you telling a bad joke?Hurry up and let go of the hot ghost girl and let me come! 】
"I'm afraid the anchor can't let you come."
Jin Jianglan quietly looked at the beautiful woman dancing and approaching him again...inhuman.
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