The anchor is always slapped in the face
Chapter 63 The first day of being an anchor
"The reservation of the portable space will be discussed later. Let's observe the situation in the church first."
Anchor Jin thought about it for a while, and he felt that after this live broadcast, his life as an ordinary person would be gone forever, and it would be no problem to open a source of income to receive orders for portable space... right?
But... Xia Chuyun's last wish was for him to be an ordinary person.
The so-called ordinary people are those who will never create a portable space.
Jin Jianglan thought about it with some annoyance, and finally decided that they have come to this point anyway, if it is really troublesome...then hypnotize them all, although it is a little troublesome, it can be done.
Even if he is too lazy to hypnotize, he can still choose to silence him. This is not the first time he has done this kind of thing. Jin's anchor is very skilled, and he guarantees that the person being silenced will not feel any pain.
"The size of this church is not large, and the decoration seems to be the same as it was five or sixty years ago..." There are two rows of pews in the church hall. The TV set is placed there.
"There's a TV over there." Jin Jianglan walked over and took a closer look, "There's even a VCR, and it's quite well prepared."
"Now the anchor can be sure. The small space prepared by the other party is to provide the anchor with a quiet place to watch videos. It seems that the host here is very hospitable and takes care of the customers, and the service is perfect."
"Watching a video in a church is the first time for an anchor to experience this kind of experience."
Jin Jianglan took out the video tape from his backpack and shook it in front of the camera, "But before watching the video, let's visit this church first. It's rare to come across such a small space that allows living people to enter. Exploring it will really disappoint the kindness of the owner of the space."
[Deep ♂Love ♀Friendship 2333 The owner of the space loves to vomit blood, okay? 】
[Anchor, anchor, can the space pretending to be a living person be used for farming?There are fields, springs, small houses, and regular cleaning of dust and dirt, which can adjust the time ratio?It's better to have a secret book of cultivation, spiritual stones, magic weapons or something... Give me a dozen of such spaces! 】
[Is one dozen too many?Sao Nian, greedy!Anchor ~ As long as there is only one in the Renjia family ~]
【……Disgusting! #Vomit】
"You have read too many novels."
Anchor Jin couldn't laugh or cry, "Let's not talk about whether there is such a space, even if there is, it will definitely not be an ordinary person who uses it. Don't think about admitting the master with blood, even if it sucks all the blood on your body , and it’s not enough for that kind of space to be used by the master.”
[Haha anchor, you are exposed!You know so much, you must be a cultivator, right? ! 】
【... Can live broadcast leisurely under this situation, is it possible that the anchor is an ordinary person? 】
[You guys hold back and tell the truth, what if the anchor becomes angry and doesn't broadcast live for us? 】
[Upstairs you think too much, the anchor will at most pull Mr. Science out of the blame, don't worry (spread hands)
Jin Jianglan decided to continue his journey of exploration, let them play with the barrage and so on.
The first floor is the church hall, the decoration is very simple, you can know what is there at a glance, and there is no need to search carefully.
On the side of the hall, there are stairs leading directly to the second floor. Jin Jianglan held his mobile phone firmly and pointed the camera at the stairs: "As you can see, there is no dust on the stairs. From this point, it can be seen that this small space is far from the outside world. It can't be the same for a long time, the outside dust can't get in, so the inside of the church is so clean."
The implication is, don't even think about farming the Lingquan space, how can there be no dust in the place where there is mud?
There was a lot of wailing on the barrage, saying that the anchors are too cruel, can't they let them have dreams!
"The anchor is for your own good. Young people should be pragmatic and don't always think about daydreaming." Jin stepped on the second floor, "I have reached the second floor now, and there are a few small rooms on the left..."
[Suddenly discovered that the old-fashioned preaching anchor is so cute 23333]
[Hahaha anchor loves to educate me positively (straight face)
"Good luck, the anchor found a TV in one of the rooms."
Jin Jianglan tried to see if the TV was working well, "Although it is an old machine decades ago, it is still very good. By the way, the quality of the generator in this small space is also good, and it can continue to work after so many years. I don’t know what brand it is.”
[Anchor, are you still going to buy it?]
[Anchor come on!As long as you catch the mastermind behind the scenes, you can ask for the brand of the generator! 】
"The TV is found, and we're going to find other things next."
Anchor Jin took the TV out of the room, put it on the stairs, and then turned into the bathroom.
"We were lucky."
He pointed the lens of his mobile phone at the half-person-high mirror to shoot, "There is a mirror on the wall of the bathroom, we just need to pry it off."
Jin Jianglan's movements were very skilled, and he quickly pried off the front mirror. While prying the mirror, he taught: "Now the anchor is treated in a special situation, good boy, don't learn it, prying other people's mirrors is illegal. "
[Pfft ha ha anchor, do you also know that you are doing something bad! 】
[Anchor why are you prying the mirror?Will something come out of the mirror later? ? 】
[You are so naive!The anchor must have done something bad with the mirror (resolute face]
Jin Jianglan didn't answer. After prying off the mirror, he took it out of the bathroom, took the TV, and returned to the lobby on the first floor.
"The anchor first put the TV and mirrors on the benches in the first row."
Although the church is small in size, the pews are large enough for him to place a mirror and a TV while sitting down.
"We can play the tape now."
Jin Jianglan turned on the TV set on the front table and the video recorder below, checked the power supply and connection status, and finally put the video tape from Room 302 into it.
There was the sound of the tape spinning in the video recorder, and the TV also displayed a blurry picture at the same time—in the center of the TV screen was a well that seemed to have been abandoned for a long time.
[Huh dry well?Is it really Sadako? ! 】
[Is it finally time for the anchor to play the midnight bell!Super Plus enjoy! 】
[Hahaha wait for Sadako to crawl out of the TV, anchor, you have to be prepared to be attacked at night! 】
[Actually Sadako's sister is also quite beautiful, the anchor is so charming, she bites her handkerchief enviously and hatefully (shows her teeth)
"Want to see Sadako?"
Jin Jianglan smiled noncommittally, "Yes."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a figure covered in long hair and wearing a white dress crawling out of the dry well on TV.It was very fast, and it crawled out of the wellhead in the blink of an eye, and crawled towards Jin Jianglan who was watching the video...
Even the netizens who watched the live broadcast were visually shocked.
First, a dark head came out of the TV, with long black hair hanging directly to the ground, and then a body in a white dress crawled out of the TV, crawling towards Jin Jianglan bit by bit ...
[My mother, Sadako! !Kuaiai gave me two bottles of DDVP! 】
[Whoever said Sadako just now, stand up! 】
[…… errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrj`]]
"When this happens, don't panic."
Jin Jianglan glued the TV set beside him to the face of the ghost that was crawling out, almost disfiguring him, even though his face was full of hair, it was hard to tell whether it was disfigurement or plastic surgery.
"Let's do an experiment."
Anchor Jin said, "When I was watching the midnight bell, I was thinking, if two TVs are facing each other, how will Sadako come out? What if one of the TVs is replaced by a mirror? Sadako will come from Crawl out of a narrow crevice, or get into another TV or mirror?"
[...Anchor, you really know how to play!Meow staring blankly.jpg]
[So just now the anchor took the TV and went to the bathroom to pry the mirror, was he preparing for now! 】
[I just want to ask Sister Sadako's psychological shadow area at the moment 23333]
Then... there was a master who, after a series of calculations, finally came to the conclusion that Sister Sadako's psychological shadow was infinite.
"The calculation is...very logical."
Anchor Jin praised it, then held the mobile phone in front of the female ghost, and took a close-up shot of the ghost hitting the TV, "Look, everyone, our uninvited friend is performing his unique skills, don't go away !"
All of a sudden, the female ghost bumped into another TV that was turned off: "..."
[Pfft bumped into the 2333 anchor, did you deliberately not turn it on! 】
[Hahaha I suddenly want to see a female ghost hit the mirror. The anchor loves to change!Slapping the table and laughing.jpg]
"Satisfy your wishes," Jin Jianglan smiled softly, "Let's change the mirror."
... Really change it?
The female ghost who crawled out half way and bumped into the screen of another TV seemed to be stunned.
Sure enough, I could understand what he said.
Jin Jianglan picked up the mirror that had been placed next to her, and deliberately shook it next to the long-haired female ghost: "Dear miss, do you need me to replace the TV with a mirror for you?"
The female ghost didn't answer.
[Pfft anchor you bear!How could Sister Sadako talk to you? 】
[No, I'm waiting to see the host being slapped in the face by sister Sadako hahaha]
[1 The anchor hasn't been slapped in the face by a ghost for a long time, I'm not used to 23333]
"It seems that you don't object." Anchor Jin didn't intend to remove the TV, but directly planned to add a mirror between the TV and the female ghost, "That's good..."
The female ghost immediately shook her head in horror, the frequency almost made people think that she wanted to shake her head off.
【What the hell!Sister Sadako, how can you succumb to the anchor's lust = mouth =! ! 】
[The anchor is not slapped in the face, the baby is not happy! #left hum]
[The anchor's female ghost fate is so good, has Young Master Chu by the Daming Lake been forgotten by you all? 】
[...Don't say that Young Master Chu, who hasn't appeared in this live broadcast, is missing, and brother Yin is also missing! 】
Anchor Jin thought about it for a while, and he felt that after this live broadcast, his life as an ordinary person would be gone forever, and it would be no problem to open a source of income to receive orders for portable space... right?
But... Xia Chuyun's last wish was for him to be an ordinary person.
The so-called ordinary people are those who will never create a portable space.
Jin Jianglan thought about it with some annoyance, and finally decided that they have come to this point anyway, if it is really troublesome...then hypnotize them all, although it is a little troublesome, it can be done.
Even if he is too lazy to hypnotize, he can still choose to silence him. This is not the first time he has done this kind of thing. Jin's anchor is very skilled, and he guarantees that the person being silenced will not feel any pain.
"The size of this church is not large, and the decoration seems to be the same as it was five or sixty years ago..." There are two rows of pews in the church hall. The TV set is placed there.
"There's a TV over there." Jin Jianglan walked over and took a closer look, "There's even a VCR, and it's quite well prepared."
"Now the anchor can be sure. The small space prepared by the other party is to provide the anchor with a quiet place to watch videos. It seems that the host here is very hospitable and takes care of the customers, and the service is perfect."
"Watching a video in a church is the first time for an anchor to experience this kind of experience."
Jin Jianglan took out the video tape from his backpack and shook it in front of the camera, "But before watching the video, let's visit this church first. It's rare to come across such a small space that allows living people to enter. Exploring it will really disappoint the kindness of the owner of the space."
[Deep ♂Love ♀Friendship 2333 The owner of the space loves to vomit blood, okay? 】
[Anchor, anchor, can the space pretending to be a living person be used for farming?There are fields, springs, small houses, and regular cleaning of dust and dirt, which can adjust the time ratio?It's better to have a secret book of cultivation, spiritual stones, magic weapons or something... Give me a dozen of such spaces! 】
[Is one dozen too many?Sao Nian, greedy!Anchor ~ As long as there is only one in the Renjia family ~]
【……Disgusting! #Vomit】
"You have read too many novels."
Anchor Jin couldn't laugh or cry, "Let's not talk about whether there is such a space, even if there is, it will definitely not be an ordinary person who uses it. Don't think about admitting the master with blood, even if it sucks all the blood on your body , and it’s not enough for that kind of space to be used by the master.”
[Haha anchor, you are exposed!You know so much, you must be a cultivator, right? ! 】
【... Can live broadcast leisurely under this situation, is it possible that the anchor is an ordinary person? 】
[You guys hold back and tell the truth, what if the anchor becomes angry and doesn't broadcast live for us? 】
[Upstairs you think too much, the anchor will at most pull Mr. Science out of the blame, don't worry (spread hands)
Jin Jianglan decided to continue his journey of exploration, let them play with the barrage and so on.
The first floor is the church hall, the decoration is very simple, you can know what is there at a glance, and there is no need to search carefully.
On the side of the hall, there are stairs leading directly to the second floor. Jin Jianglan held his mobile phone firmly and pointed the camera at the stairs: "As you can see, there is no dust on the stairs. From this point, it can be seen that this small space is far from the outside world. It can't be the same for a long time, the outside dust can't get in, so the inside of the church is so clean."
The implication is, don't even think about farming the Lingquan space, how can there be no dust in the place where there is mud?
There was a lot of wailing on the barrage, saying that the anchors are too cruel, can't they let them have dreams!
"The anchor is for your own good. Young people should be pragmatic and don't always think about daydreaming." Jin stepped on the second floor, "I have reached the second floor now, and there are a few small rooms on the left..."
[Suddenly discovered that the old-fashioned preaching anchor is so cute 23333]
[Hahaha anchor loves to educate me positively (straight face)
"Good luck, the anchor found a TV in one of the rooms."
Jin Jianglan tried to see if the TV was working well, "Although it is an old machine decades ago, it is still very good. By the way, the quality of the generator in this small space is also good, and it can continue to work after so many years. I don’t know what brand it is.”
[Anchor, are you still going to buy it?]
[Anchor come on!As long as you catch the mastermind behind the scenes, you can ask for the brand of the generator! 】
"The TV is found, and we're going to find other things next."
Anchor Jin took the TV out of the room, put it on the stairs, and then turned into the bathroom.
"We were lucky."
He pointed the lens of his mobile phone at the half-person-high mirror to shoot, "There is a mirror on the wall of the bathroom, we just need to pry it off."
Jin Jianglan's movements were very skilled, and he quickly pried off the front mirror. While prying the mirror, he taught: "Now the anchor is treated in a special situation, good boy, don't learn it, prying other people's mirrors is illegal. "
[Pfft ha ha anchor, do you also know that you are doing something bad! 】
[Anchor why are you prying the mirror?Will something come out of the mirror later? ? 】
[You are so naive!The anchor must have done something bad with the mirror (resolute face]
Jin Jianglan didn't answer. After prying off the mirror, he took it out of the bathroom, took the TV, and returned to the lobby on the first floor.
"The anchor first put the TV and mirrors on the benches in the first row."
Although the church is small in size, the pews are large enough for him to place a mirror and a TV while sitting down.
"We can play the tape now."
Jin Jianglan turned on the TV set on the front table and the video recorder below, checked the power supply and connection status, and finally put the video tape from Room 302 into it.
There was the sound of the tape spinning in the video recorder, and the TV also displayed a blurry picture at the same time—in the center of the TV screen was a well that seemed to have been abandoned for a long time.
[Huh dry well?Is it really Sadako? ! 】
[Is it finally time for the anchor to play the midnight bell!Super Plus enjoy! 】
[Hahaha wait for Sadako to crawl out of the TV, anchor, you have to be prepared to be attacked at night! 】
[Actually Sadako's sister is also quite beautiful, the anchor is so charming, she bites her handkerchief enviously and hatefully (shows her teeth)
"Want to see Sadako?"
Jin Jianglan smiled noncommittally, "Yes."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a figure covered in long hair and wearing a white dress crawling out of the dry well on TV.It was very fast, and it crawled out of the wellhead in the blink of an eye, and crawled towards Jin Jianglan who was watching the video...
Even the netizens who watched the live broadcast were visually shocked.
First, a dark head came out of the TV, with long black hair hanging directly to the ground, and then a body in a white dress crawled out of the TV, crawling towards Jin Jianglan bit by bit ...
[My mother, Sadako! !Kuaiai gave me two bottles of DDVP! 】
[Whoever said Sadako just now, stand up! 】
[…… errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrj`]]
"When this happens, don't panic."
Jin Jianglan glued the TV set beside him to the face of the ghost that was crawling out, almost disfiguring him, even though his face was full of hair, it was hard to tell whether it was disfigurement or plastic surgery.
"Let's do an experiment."
Anchor Jin said, "When I was watching the midnight bell, I was thinking, if two TVs are facing each other, how will Sadako come out? What if one of the TVs is replaced by a mirror? Sadako will come from Crawl out of a narrow crevice, or get into another TV or mirror?"
[...Anchor, you really know how to play!Meow staring blankly.jpg]
[So just now the anchor took the TV and went to the bathroom to pry the mirror, was he preparing for now! 】
[I just want to ask Sister Sadako's psychological shadow area at the moment 23333]
Then... there was a master who, after a series of calculations, finally came to the conclusion that Sister Sadako's psychological shadow was infinite.
"The calculation is...very logical."
Anchor Jin praised it, then held the mobile phone in front of the female ghost, and took a close-up shot of the ghost hitting the TV, "Look, everyone, our uninvited friend is performing his unique skills, don't go away !"
All of a sudden, the female ghost bumped into another TV that was turned off: "..."
[Pfft bumped into the 2333 anchor, did you deliberately not turn it on! 】
[Hahaha I suddenly want to see a female ghost hit the mirror. The anchor loves to change!Slapping the table and laughing.jpg]
"Satisfy your wishes," Jin Jianglan smiled softly, "Let's change the mirror."
... Really change it?
The female ghost who crawled out half way and bumped into the screen of another TV seemed to be stunned.
Sure enough, I could understand what he said.
Jin Jianglan picked up the mirror that had been placed next to her, and deliberately shook it next to the long-haired female ghost: "Dear miss, do you need me to replace the TV with a mirror for you?"
The female ghost didn't answer.
[Pfft anchor you bear!How could Sister Sadako talk to you? 】
[No, I'm waiting to see the host being slapped in the face by sister Sadako hahaha]
[1 The anchor hasn't been slapped in the face by a ghost for a long time, I'm not used to 23333]
"It seems that you don't object." Anchor Jin didn't intend to remove the TV, but directly planned to add a mirror between the TV and the female ghost, "That's good..."
The female ghost immediately shook her head in horror, the frequency almost made people think that she wanted to shake her head off.
【What the hell!Sister Sadako, how can you succumb to the anchor's lust = mouth =! ! 】
[The anchor is not slapped in the face, the baby is not happy! #left hum]
[The anchor's female ghost fate is so good, has Young Master Chu by the Daming Lake been forgotten by you all? 】
[...Don't say that Young Master Chu, who hasn't appeared in this live broadcast, is missing, and brother Yin is also missing! 】
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