The anchor is always slapped in the face
Chapter 75 The first day of being an anchor
There are no ordinary walls, nor simple or mysterious decorative patterns, but murals.
The murals that have existed for an unknown number of years are still as clear as they have just been completed, and the colors are still bright and eye-catching.
There is a story recorded on the mural. Jin Jianglan recalled that when he had just become a reincarnation, he also encountered the task of solving the mural pattern, which almost blinded his eyes.
Comparing this mural with the few murals back then that seemed to be completely destroyed with a slight touch, it is not easy to see!
"The villagers are very artistic, the murals are lifelike, and the preservation technology is also very advanced. The wisdom of the working people is infinite." Anchor Jin still remembers what he is doing now. He pointed the phone lens at the murals, one by one "Let's take a look at what this group of murals tells..."
【etc!Didn't the anchor talk about the crew at the beginning?How did you become a villager again? 】
[The anchor has been talking nonsense, we just know it in our hearts, don't say it out (spread hands]
"Like the beginning of many stories, this village is located in a remote area. The villagers have lived by farming for generations and lived a stable life. Suddenly one day, a girl from a family became pregnant out of wedlock. The girl could not tell The identity of the child's father, she has never been in close contact with the opposite sex, it seems that suddenly she is pregnant with the child."
"There is a legend in this village that women who give birth out of wedlock will bring disaster, so a group of villagers discussed it and decided to sink the unborn child together with the pregnant girl."
Jin Jianglan looked at the murals one by one, "The miraculous thing is that no matter how many big stones the villagers tie on the girl, the girl has been floating on the water, and there is no sign of sinking at all. This situation makes the villagers Panicked, they became more and more convinced that the girl was carrying a monster."
"Finally, the village head came up with an idea, that is to disembowel the girl and pull out the monster. Although the monster has inhuman abilities, it can still be killed before it is officially born. After determining the girl and the embryo After they died, the villagers threw them into the forest a few miles away to let the corpses be eaten by wild animals."
"They did succeed, and the girl was fed to the beast along with the unformed fetus in her stomach. After seeing the broken bones the next day, the villagers were relieved that the monster they thought would bring disaster had been removed. , from now on you can sit back and relax.”
"But they were too happy."
"The mural says that they passed ten years in peace, and on the first day of Year No. 11, disaster befell the entire village."
"The specific disaster is not on the mural, but it is the type that no one can escape."
"The villagers desperately wanted to run out of the village, but they couldn't get out. The whole village seemed to be wrapped in something invisible, completely isolated from the outside world... To make a digression, it turns out that this village is independent. Space appeared at that time?"
"Let's look at the last mural again. The content on it is... a whole village failed to escape, and the village was also razed to the ground."
It always feels a little... familiar.
Jin Jianglan reached out and touched the mural, and the sense of inexplicable familiarity became even stronger.
"Since none of the villagers escaped, how did this group of murals come about? Painted by ghosts who were razed to the ground?"
【...I found out for the first time that the anchor's cannonball skill has far exceeded the full level. It broke through the level limit and rushed to outer space! 】
[Anchor, your mouth is so poisonous! 】
[At this time, the host is not fighting alone!He and Zui Pao became one—look, Zui Pao! ! ! 】
[Zi Pao Xia what the hell 2333, stop making trouble, we are fans of the anchor, not black, please promise me! 】
[No matter how poisonous the anchor's mouth is, he is not as poisonous as those ignorant villagers!Cutting people's stomachs alive... I tremble just thinking about it (horrified)
[It’s as if you didn’t watch people die in the live broadcast, hehe →_→]
[Can it be the same?Caesarean section alive! 】
【...The most annoying is you, a false virgin, don't push me, I'll throw you a piece of shit and go away! 】
"...In short, the general situation is like this."
Completely ignoring the fights on the barrage, Jin Jianglan pouted, "Feudal superstition kills people. If those villagers hadn't blindly believed in the so-called legends, the subsequent series of situations would not have happened."
He finished talking nonsense at a very fast speed, and looked down along the wall of the ancestral hall. The lower edge of the wall was covered with small broken stones, densely packed, and the four walls, including the walls on both sides of the main entrance, were covered with stones. The pile is full, and if you look at it roughly, there are tens of thousands of them at least.
The fight on the barrage did not last long, mainly because the two most violent people were silenced.
There is no administrator in Jin Jianglan's live broadcast room.At the very beginning, he didn't want to deal with humans much; later on, he was completely used to it and didn't bother to find one.Anyway, there were basically no people making trouble in his live broadcast room, and even if there were occasional troubles, they were blocked by fans, so there was no need for the administrator to do anything.
Therefore, the netizens who fought were banned without an administrator. Apart from the general administrator of the website, there are many people who have this authority, but who would do this?
A possibility faintly emerged in Jin Jianglan's heart, but he didn't show any abnormality.
His eyes flicked across the pile of broken stones, which were all worthless waste. He was about to look back when he suddenly discovered something.
This is……
Jin Jianglan subconsciously opened his eyes slightly, and then his pupils shrank.
He didn't know what that thing was, nor did he know what connection he had with it, but there was an inexplicable sense of familiarity about it...
Jin Jianglan's mind moved slightly, and he continued to explain: "...we have finished reading the murals, and then let's look at the decorations on the desk."
His voice didn't pause at all, as if what he saw was just an ordinary stone.
Then...he put the small stone into the space in his left hand without any trace.
"In an ordinary ancestral hall, there should be four niches, and there are also eight to ten niches. The niches are filled with the god's main card." Jin Jianglan walked towards the desk with his mobile phone, "Obviously, in this ancestral hall, there is a large number of niches on the desk." There is only one niche, and there is only one god card inside."
There are three words written on it.
Jin Jianglan glanced over, immediately stopped, and casually turned the camera lens of the phone to another place.
"This ancestral hall is too simple, at least the host has never seen a bare ancestral hall with only one god card..."
He looked calm on the surface, but in fact he was also churning with huge waves in his heart.
The three words on the god's card are... Xia Chuyun.
A simple name without any format or language modification.
Although there is no evidence to prove that this Xia Chuyun is that Xia Chuyun, but Jin Jianglan has a bad premonition in his heart, which makes him twitch his brows, and he does not know what it is indicating.
Without letting the phone camera capture the name on the god's main card, Jin Jianglan began to continue talking nonsense: "Although this ancestral hall is different from what we usually see, it is still an antique building. Don't worry about the details so much. It's simple. Just take a look.”
Having said that, he decisively changed the subject: "There is a small courtyard behind the ancestral hall, we..."
Anchor Jin's verbal expression ability has been trained to the point where his skill points are basically full. This makes no one, whether it is the netizens watching the live broadcast or other things staring at him, notice his small movements. Everyone is watching him talking nonsense Eight ways, how to forcibly throw the blame to Mr. Science.
"Our live broadcast has lasted for more than five hours."
Jin Jianglan looked at the time, and said in a very reasonable manner: "Are you hungry too? Let's go eat first, rest for a while and then continue the live broadcast."
【No! ! !Never! ! !I have a feeling that as soon as you close the live broadcast room, we will meet again in three months qaq]
[ID number, I’ve already ordered the takeaway, and I’m just waiting to watch the live broadcast while eating the takeaway, so just continue the live broadcast, the host, don’t worry about us (fly winking)
[You still have takeaway, I only have tat instant noodles]
[...Only we are eating, and the anchor is hungry, isn't it a little unkind? 】
[There is no place to eat at the host's side!It’s been live broadcasting for so long, let alone a restaurant, there is not even a small animal, even if I want to make a meal myself, I can’t do it, so I can only go hungry!By the way, since you feel sorry for the host, why not eat together with the host (tea)
[I don't think the anchor is hungry, otherwise he would have eaten something from his portable space! 】
[The bank card number, the anchor is going to sell the portable space, he must have already had it, and the space is huge!Such an extraordinary host doesn't have to eat at all, okay?Bigu, bigu, do you understand! ! 】
[I understand, but if you continue talking, the anchor will be cultivating immortality (candle]
[What is there to light a candle?Immortal cultivation is great, I am still waiting for the anchor to see that my bones are so strange and ready to accept me as a disciple (prostrate)
【Master, please accept my apprentice's bow!Worship.jpg]
[Fuck upstairs is shameless!Why did you become a teacher just like that? ? 】
"Although your initiative moved the host very much, but..." Jin Jianglan refused again, "The host does not accept apprentices!"
[Pfft thick line!The classic ten move and refuse! ! 】
[Now you can light wax hahahahaha]
【Anchor, you don’t love me anymore. We were about to elope when we watched the stars and the moon and talked about the true meaning of life, but you turned out to be so unfeeling... Sad tears ran away.jpg】
"Okay, it's time for jokes, let's discuss the business." Jin Jianglan ignored the barrage, "The whole village has been explored. Tell me, from which side should the anchor leave the village?"
The murals that have existed for an unknown number of years are still as clear as they have just been completed, and the colors are still bright and eye-catching.
There is a story recorded on the mural. Jin Jianglan recalled that when he had just become a reincarnation, he also encountered the task of solving the mural pattern, which almost blinded his eyes.
Comparing this mural with the few murals back then that seemed to be completely destroyed with a slight touch, it is not easy to see!
"The villagers are very artistic, the murals are lifelike, and the preservation technology is also very advanced. The wisdom of the working people is infinite." Anchor Jin still remembers what he is doing now. He pointed the phone lens at the murals, one by one "Let's take a look at what this group of murals tells..."
【etc!Didn't the anchor talk about the crew at the beginning?How did you become a villager again? 】
[The anchor has been talking nonsense, we just know it in our hearts, don't say it out (spread hands]
"Like the beginning of many stories, this village is located in a remote area. The villagers have lived by farming for generations and lived a stable life. Suddenly one day, a girl from a family became pregnant out of wedlock. The girl could not tell The identity of the child's father, she has never been in close contact with the opposite sex, it seems that suddenly she is pregnant with the child."
"There is a legend in this village that women who give birth out of wedlock will bring disaster, so a group of villagers discussed it and decided to sink the unborn child together with the pregnant girl."
Jin Jianglan looked at the murals one by one, "The miraculous thing is that no matter how many big stones the villagers tie on the girl, the girl has been floating on the water, and there is no sign of sinking at all. This situation makes the villagers Panicked, they became more and more convinced that the girl was carrying a monster."
"Finally, the village head came up with an idea, that is to disembowel the girl and pull out the monster. Although the monster has inhuman abilities, it can still be killed before it is officially born. After determining the girl and the embryo After they died, the villagers threw them into the forest a few miles away to let the corpses be eaten by wild animals."
"They did succeed, and the girl was fed to the beast along with the unformed fetus in her stomach. After seeing the broken bones the next day, the villagers were relieved that the monster they thought would bring disaster had been removed. , from now on you can sit back and relax.”
"But they were too happy."
"The mural says that they passed ten years in peace, and on the first day of Year No. 11, disaster befell the entire village."
"The specific disaster is not on the mural, but it is the type that no one can escape."
"The villagers desperately wanted to run out of the village, but they couldn't get out. The whole village seemed to be wrapped in something invisible, completely isolated from the outside world... To make a digression, it turns out that this village is independent. Space appeared at that time?"
"Let's look at the last mural again. The content on it is... a whole village failed to escape, and the village was also razed to the ground."
It always feels a little... familiar.
Jin Jianglan reached out and touched the mural, and the sense of inexplicable familiarity became even stronger.
"Since none of the villagers escaped, how did this group of murals come about? Painted by ghosts who were razed to the ground?"
【...I found out for the first time that the anchor's cannonball skill has far exceeded the full level. It broke through the level limit and rushed to outer space! 】
[Anchor, your mouth is so poisonous! 】
[At this time, the host is not fighting alone!He and Zui Pao became one—look, Zui Pao! ! ! 】
[Zi Pao Xia what the hell 2333, stop making trouble, we are fans of the anchor, not black, please promise me! 】
[No matter how poisonous the anchor's mouth is, he is not as poisonous as those ignorant villagers!Cutting people's stomachs alive... I tremble just thinking about it (horrified)
[It’s as if you didn’t watch people die in the live broadcast, hehe →_→]
[Can it be the same?Caesarean section alive! 】
【...The most annoying is you, a false virgin, don't push me, I'll throw you a piece of shit and go away! 】
"...In short, the general situation is like this."
Completely ignoring the fights on the barrage, Jin Jianglan pouted, "Feudal superstition kills people. If those villagers hadn't blindly believed in the so-called legends, the subsequent series of situations would not have happened."
He finished talking nonsense at a very fast speed, and looked down along the wall of the ancestral hall. The lower edge of the wall was covered with small broken stones, densely packed, and the four walls, including the walls on both sides of the main entrance, were covered with stones. The pile is full, and if you look at it roughly, there are tens of thousands of them at least.
The fight on the barrage did not last long, mainly because the two most violent people were silenced.
There is no administrator in Jin Jianglan's live broadcast room.At the very beginning, he didn't want to deal with humans much; later on, he was completely used to it and didn't bother to find one.Anyway, there were basically no people making trouble in his live broadcast room, and even if there were occasional troubles, they were blocked by fans, so there was no need for the administrator to do anything.
Therefore, the netizens who fought were banned without an administrator. Apart from the general administrator of the website, there are many people who have this authority, but who would do this?
A possibility faintly emerged in Jin Jianglan's heart, but he didn't show any abnormality.
His eyes flicked across the pile of broken stones, which were all worthless waste. He was about to look back when he suddenly discovered something.
This is……
Jin Jianglan subconsciously opened his eyes slightly, and then his pupils shrank.
He didn't know what that thing was, nor did he know what connection he had with it, but there was an inexplicable sense of familiarity about it...
Jin Jianglan's mind moved slightly, and he continued to explain: "...we have finished reading the murals, and then let's look at the decorations on the desk."
His voice didn't pause at all, as if what he saw was just an ordinary stone.
Then...he put the small stone into the space in his left hand without any trace.
"In an ordinary ancestral hall, there should be four niches, and there are also eight to ten niches. The niches are filled with the god's main card." Jin Jianglan walked towards the desk with his mobile phone, "Obviously, in this ancestral hall, there is a large number of niches on the desk." There is only one niche, and there is only one god card inside."
There are three words written on it.
Jin Jianglan glanced over, immediately stopped, and casually turned the camera lens of the phone to another place.
"This ancestral hall is too simple, at least the host has never seen a bare ancestral hall with only one god card..."
He looked calm on the surface, but in fact he was also churning with huge waves in his heart.
The three words on the god's card are... Xia Chuyun.
A simple name without any format or language modification.
Although there is no evidence to prove that this Xia Chuyun is that Xia Chuyun, but Jin Jianglan has a bad premonition in his heart, which makes him twitch his brows, and he does not know what it is indicating.
Without letting the phone camera capture the name on the god's main card, Jin Jianglan began to continue talking nonsense: "Although this ancestral hall is different from what we usually see, it is still an antique building. Don't worry about the details so much. It's simple. Just take a look.”
Having said that, he decisively changed the subject: "There is a small courtyard behind the ancestral hall, we..."
Anchor Jin's verbal expression ability has been trained to the point where his skill points are basically full. This makes no one, whether it is the netizens watching the live broadcast or other things staring at him, notice his small movements. Everyone is watching him talking nonsense Eight ways, how to forcibly throw the blame to Mr. Science.
"Our live broadcast has lasted for more than five hours."
Jin Jianglan looked at the time, and said in a very reasonable manner: "Are you hungry too? Let's go eat first, rest for a while and then continue the live broadcast."
【No! ! !Never! ! !I have a feeling that as soon as you close the live broadcast room, we will meet again in three months qaq]
[ID number, I’ve already ordered the takeaway, and I’m just waiting to watch the live broadcast while eating the takeaway, so just continue the live broadcast, the host, don’t worry about us (fly winking)
[You still have takeaway, I only have tat instant noodles]
[...Only we are eating, and the anchor is hungry, isn't it a little unkind? 】
[There is no place to eat at the host's side!It’s been live broadcasting for so long, let alone a restaurant, there is not even a small animal, even if I want to make a meal myself, I can’t do it, so I can only go hungry!By the way, since you feel sorry for the host, why not eat together with the host (tea)
[I don't think the anchor is hungry, otherwise he would have eaten something from his portable space! 】
[The bank card number, the anchor is going to sell the portable space, he must have already had it, and the space is huge!Such an extraordinary host doesn't have to eat at all, okay?Bigu, bigu, do you understand! ! 】
[I understand, but if you continue talking, the anchor will be cultivating immortality (candle]
[What is there to light a candle?Immortal cultivation is great, I am still waiting for the anchor to see that my bones are so strange and ready to accept me as a disciple (prostrate)
【Master, please accept my apprentice's bow!Worship.jpg]
[Fuck upstairs is shameless!Why did you become a teacher just like that? ? 】
"Although your initiative moved the host very much, but..." Jin Jianglan refused again, "The host does not accept apprentices!"
[Pfft thick line!The classic ten move and refuse! ! 】
[Now you can light wax hahahahaha]
【Anchor, you don’t love me anymore. We were about to elope when we watched the stars and the moon and talked about the true meaning of life, but you turned out to be so unfeeling... Sad tears ran away.jpg】
"Okay, it's time for jokes, let's discuss the business." Jin Jianglan ignored the barrage, "The whole village has been explored. Tell me, from which side should the anchor leave the village?"
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