The anchor is always slapped in the face

[Hey, has the anchor been accosted? 】

[Definitely being approached!That girl has a really good face, she has a tender face, and she is still a green and beautiful girl. The anchor is very lucky! 】

[... Beast, you!That girl is obviously underage, and she instigated the host to attack minors, you capitalized scum! 】

[In this hot era, at the age of sixteen or seventeen, she is already a mother of two children →_→]

[Okay, you guys are arguing, the anchor must be looking at other girls right now, how can I have time to watch you fight? 】

Jin Jianglan swept across the phone screen with his consciousness: "..."

He thought it would be better for him to pretend he didn't see it.

"Is it the first time for you, sir?" The girl didn't mind if Jinjianglan responded, she chuckled and rowed the boat towards Jinjianglan, her eyebrows were exquisite, her eyes flickered, and she looked bright.

Jin Jianglan nodded slightly: "I just got here today."

A hint of playfulness flashed in the eyes of the girl in green, and she turned her gaze: "If you don't dislike it, why don't you let the little girl introduce the scenery of West Lake to you?"

The green-clothed girl is too angry, she doesn't resemble a human being at all, and she isn't like a ghost, a ghost, or a monster, but I don't know why she is approaching me?

Jin Jianglan thought about it, but said with a smile on his face: "Then thank you girl."

Anchor Jin said that he was used to doing things like pretending. Although he hasn't played it for a thousand years, he is definitely at the level of the patriarch. It is still possible to fool a girl who doesn't look ordinary. of.

"You are so polite!" The little girl laughed, "My name is Luluo, you can just call me Aluo."

...wasn't it you who was polite at the beginning?Besides, when greeting strangers, you need to be polite, right?

However, it is not a wise choice to refute a girl's words, so Jin Jianglan, who is very knowledgeable about current affairs, decided to follow the good advice: "Miss A Luo."

Luluo pursed her lips and smiled, her voice was soft and crisp: "I don't know your name yet!"

[Fuck, does the anchor have a halo of attracting girls? ! 】

[Just now the young man who was shy to shoot the girl came and went to the little girl, why did he become so affectionate after talking for a while?This is not scientific = mouth =! ! 】

[Mr. Science is already lying on the ground in front of the anchor, okay!It's not like a one-on-one enemy at all, it can be broken with a light stab... Oh, poor science gentleman! 】

[Another girl who was deceived by the appearance of the anchor, light a candle for her]

Jin Jianglan's consciousness swept across Luluo's body, and besides a huge amount of vitality contained in this girl's body, there was only aura that had not yet been developed and operated entirely on her own instinct.

She should be a natural, pollution-free, green and environmentally friendly elf without much self-awareness.

The so-called elves here do not refer to the long-eared race in Western fantasy, but are produced by the enlightenment of all things in the world. Most of them have no sense of good and evil. The environmental influences received after spiritual intelligence.

Although elves and monsters are in the same line, they are very different in nature.

And the one in front of Jin Jianglan is a typical example of the body completely free from cause and effect, and not infected by any evil thoughts.

In a world where demons and ghosts are rampant, this is really too rare, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as rare.

Generally speaking, this kind of elves don't often come into contact with humans, and even their own cultivation is ignorant. They naturally like to get close to creatures with kind and gentle hearts, clean breaths, and even lingering merits.

Therefore, Jin Jianglan didn't quite understand that she was obviously entangled in karma and murder, how could this natural and environmentally friendly elf get close to her?It's really against the norm...

This piqued his interest.

"My name is Jin Jianglan." He replied very simply.

This plane has given him too many surprises. In just a short time, he has encountered special plane laws, strange village spaces, and the god master card in the ancestral hall, plus the elves who are close to him for unknown reasons... …Hopefully, more interesting things will happen in the time to come.

Unexpectedly, the next moment, Luluo would actually give him a new "surprise"——

She tilted her head and opened her mouth to throw a thunder: "Lan Lan?"

【Pfft—what the hell is Lan Lan 2333】

[I'm a little bit sympathetic to the anchor now hahahahaha but I still have to say - the girl did a great job! 】

[Hahaha Lanlan hahahaha I used to admire Young Master Chu when he called the anchor Alan, Nima, so compared to girls, Young Master Chu is also a scumbag! 】

Jin Jianglan: "..." Lanlan or something sounds very...ahem.

No one has ever called him "Lan Lan", even Xia Chuyun only called him "A Lan".

As for his divorced parents who started their own families, it seems that they have never called him by his nickname, and they have always been "Jinjiang Lan".

Thinking of it now, he had no close interaction with those parents at all, and the sense of disobedience that had appeared before was even more serious, almost tearing up all his cognitions and overturning them.

At this moment, Jin Jianglan thought a lot, but finally calmed down.

In the eyes of others, his silence is the acquiescence of Luluo's affectionate name.

Luluo's round almond eyes bent, she leaned the boat against the embankment, and stretched out her hand to grab Jin Jianglan's arm: "Come up quickly!"

Jin Jianglan couldn't help laughing.

He seemed helpless and followed the strength of Luluo to get on the boat.

This small boat is very small, under normal circumstances, it may only be big enough for a light girl's family, and it would be heavy if a child is added.However, Luluo's small boat floated steadily on the lake, and there was no sign of sinking at all.

Seeing him get into the boat, Lu Luo let go of his arm, and said cheerfully, "Lan Lan, I'll take you to pick lotus seeds to eat!"

Jin Jianglan didn't ask questions like "Are the lotus seeds growing now?" Let's not say that the year, month and time on this plane are different from those of Blue Star. Things; just saying that the elves themselves can affect the same species or even similar species, ripening is a very simple matter, is it not easy to eat a lotus seed?

From this point of view, the body of the pothos should be the plant body of lotus, lotus leaf and other aquatic plants.

Jin Jianglan's consciousness scanned Luluo again, and he responded, "Okay."

Luluo's smile became even sweeter.

Jin Jianglan looked at Luluo skillfully holding the boat, and did not forget to take pictures of the West Lake scenery with his mobile phone. Just when he was about to change into his spiritual consciousness to give a live explanation, he heard a very clear voice: " Xu Xian, has Boss Zhang's medicine been delivered?"

It came across not far from the embankment.

Jin Jianglan heard it, and the netizens who were watching the live broadcast naturally heard it too. This is all due to the super mobile phone that the anchor Jin has upgraded and upgraded for free by the Lord God. Every little bit of sound will be captured by the microphone, so that it can be clearly transmitted to the live broadcast room .

Compared with the microphone's powerful sound capture function, the mobile phone's radio function is also very commendable.When making a call, there is no need to worry that the received call voice will be heard by the people around you, and the privacy level is max.

Sometimes Jin Jianglan is very puzzled, what is the purpose of the Lord God transforming his mobile phone into this way?He once checked the phone inside and out, and carefully explored and tested it again and again, and finally came to a conclusion——

It probably seems that there is only...the main god has a pit in his head that can explain it?

So under the effect of the powerful microphone attack power, the situation becomes...

[I think... I heard someone calling Xu Xian? ? 】

[Xu Xian?The anchor is now next to the West Lake, plus Xu Xian, is there another Bai Suzhen to make up a table of White Snake Legend hahaha]

[Actually, it has already appeared... just now, the anchor's camera seems to have passed the Broken Bridge of the West Lake. Have you noticed that the people on the Broken Bridge are two girls holding umbrellas!Bai Yi and Tsing Yi Fried Chicken Statues! !I thought it was a coincidence, but it turned out to be true... But I haven't read carefully qaq]

[Fuck, there really are? !Wood staring dumbfounded.jpg]

【……etc!Shouldn't the Legend of the White Snake take place in the Song Dynasty! 】

[2333 Anchor, are you kidding us!Nie Xiaoqian's background is in the Ming Dynasty, so you're from the Song Dynasty again?Are you really kidding us? ? 】

[Where is the screenwriter?You obviously have loopholes, you didn’t understand the era, and the script was unqualified and you sent it back to rewrite it! 】

[I have forgotten the plot of The Legend of the White Snake, so there is no need to care about the age... By the way, when Xu Xian and the White Snake met for the first time, were they so hard-pressed? 】

"Unfortunately, obviously the screenwriter is absent, and there is no way to rewrite the script."

Jin Jianglan simulated her own voice again with her spiritual sense, and transmitted it directly to the live broadcast room through the free trial version of the cross-plane wireless Internet broadcast unlimited data package, "We suddenly changed a crew, and it is human nature that the other party is not well prepared. Just visit the class, don't care so much."

The main reason why he chooses to use divine sense is that he is now facing Luluo, an indigenous resident of his own plane. His original clothes are very different from hers, and he will not be suspected if he speaks into an "iron box" It's weird if it's a neuropathy.

Jinjiang Lan's strength is much higher than that of native creatures, and she will not be discovered at all if she uses her divine sense—maybe only a very strange plane law can detect it?

[Pfft anchor, you are forcing nonsense again!It’s obviously time travel, let’s go to the class, go to the class (show your teeth]

[It’s good for everyone to be clear, don’t be rude... The anchor is just shy. If you point it out directly, what if the anchor becomes angry and doesn’t give us the space? #crying]

"So all you care about is your personal space?"

Jin Jianglan's imitated voice with divine sense also carried a trace of dumbfounding, "No one cares about the live broadcast? The anchor is so sad..."

[The anchor is good, don't be sad, it won't hurt if the Ren family brags to you! 】

【...I'm going to spit out my meal overnight, this accent is so disgusting (vomiting)

[Ignore the two second strokes upstairs, the anchor, you love to pat the white lady and the little green snake for me, ah ah]