Hey, help me lose my memory!
Chapter 42
In a good restaurant, Yin Xi and the villager were sitting opposite each other, Shang Qin didn't bother to pay attention to them, went to sit at a table, and at the same time quietly put out the two fires. Little, he was even more panicked than when the fire was on fire just now. Seeing that the fire was weakening, he took out money from his purse and gave it to the officials present, asking them to speak for him. In fact, the shop was almost burned down, but the shopkeeper was still worried. .
When Shang Qin saw such a thing, he was immediately annoyed, his eyes widened, and the shop where the fire had just subsided was burning again, and the officials were so happy that they jumped up and down, but they didn't delay putting the money into their pockets.The uninhabited house nearby escaped the catastrophe because of the reduction of the fire, and Shang Qin felt relieved.
Next to him, Yin Xi and the village man were inquiring about each other's news. The village man deliberately frightened Yin Xi, talking loudly about his great achievements, and looking at Shang Qin from time to time. He didn't think Shang Qin could suppress his anger.
Seeing the village man drinking two pots of wine, his mouth became more and more unguarded, Yin Xi took the opportunity to ask: "I don't know who is the county guard here?"
The village man looked fixed, and said with a smile: "Why, brother, you also want to see our county magistrate? Although the county magistrate is very busy, if I want to see you, brother, I can still help you talk about it."
"That's how I thank my brother, even if I don't become a younger brother, I would also like to thank my brother for his kindness." Yin Xi smiled and cupped his hands, and at the same time blinked, the village man on the opposite side patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, brother I'm going to call the county guard over here, brother."
The others in the restaurant roared with laughter, "Niu Er, what kind of onion are you? You even called the county magistrate, brag about it."
"Hey, Second Brother Niu never brags, if he wants to brag, he only brags about his old cow!"
"The magistrate is at the Yamen right now. I just came out of there. Niu Er, you go. If you can see the magistrate, I'll treat you to a drink."
"He didn't dare, I think you can save yourself the trouble."
"Who said, who said I dare not." Niu Er looked at the people around him drunkenly, "You wait, I will bring the county guard to you."
After saying that, Niu Er turned around and left the restaurant, and went straight to the county government office.Shang Qin looked at Yin Xi, just now Yin Xi made a move, but others didn't see it, but he saw it, didn't he say he didn't mind his own business?
The people in the restaurant kept chatting with Yin Xi. There are not many foreign nobles who can be so stupid. Everyone can see that Niu Er is deliberately trying to get close to him, but this person foolishly believes that this is not a second son. What is it.But adhering to the principle of being an idiot if you don't take advantage of the advantage, no one here reminded Yin Xi.
After gossiping for almost half an hour, people in the restaurant began to boo and say that Niu Er had taken the opportunity to run away. Yin Xi turned to look at Shang Qin, who looked at him thoughtfully, with puzzled and twitching expressions on his face.To make Elder Shang so moved, it can be considered that Yin Xi's hard work these days has not been in vain. In Yin Xi's view, Shang Qin just set himself too high, and now he can't get off even if he wants to. If something happens, if Shang Qin cares about it, it will be like bullying others. If Shang Qin doesn't care about his own sect and has criticisms, it will be quite tormented. It can only be said that it is luck and talent that have not gone mad in the late stage of the catastrophe.
Along the way, Yin Xilian asked for advice and joked, and from time to time conveyed Lingyunzong's educational philosophy to Shang Qin, so that Shang Qin could let go of the rope that was tied to him in his heart.However, when Yin Xi lied to Lan Qiu, Shang Qin didn't intervene, but he didn't approve of it. In his opinion, Lan Qiu was still a child, and being fooled by Yin Xi into signing a master-servant contract didn't count as controlling his appetite. He was learning to fly by himself. , but also to be instilled by Yin Xi into the theory that only his words are correct.
There is nothing else but one thing, Lanqiu is a water brave, even if there is a dragon species, it is a thing in the water, it looks like a fish and has no ability, fly?Shang Qin is not optimistic about Yin Xi's approach.Unexpectedly, Lan Qiu, a foodie, was forced to fly by the lure of delicious food, and now he was floating beside Yin Xi like a balloon, feeling very uncomfortable.It wasn't until he was about to enter the city that Yin Xi turned Lan Qiu back into a jade pendant.
The people in the restaurant waited for another two minutes, and they even took what happened in Qinghe Town not far away as something new, and when they all wanted to beat that drunk Yin Xi with a sack to grab the birds and steal the money, Niu Niu Er went upstairs panting with an oiled paper bag, his face was pale, and he looked like he was going to throw up, but when he stood in front of Yin Xi, Niu Er puffed out his chest proudly, "Lord magistrate, brother ,How about it?"
"Not bad." Yin Xi looked at Niu Er with a half-smile, and picked up the oiled paper bag from the table. The smell of dried tofu could already be heard inside, "Is this the county magistrate you mentioned?"
"This is the magistrate." Niu Er said firmly, "If you don't believe me, ask him, ask him if he is the magistrate." Yin Xi saw a guy who was going downstairs quickly, and the corner of his mouth slightly curled up, "Okay, let me ask." Ask him." He pretended to ask the empty space in front of him, "Excuse me, are you the county magistrate?" After waiting, Yin Xi said to Niu Er, "He said he was not."
Niu Er flew into a rage, grabbed the person behind him and started beating: "Are you the county magistrate! Tell me! When you went to the widow Zhang's house last time, you didn't jump the wall well, so I'll give you a pad feet!"
That man is not a beating man, he went straight to Niu Er's eyes, "Fuck your grandpa, you help the county magistrate step up, I have seen the county magistrate bare ass!" The two beat and beat When they reached the people next to them, there was a scuffle in the restaurant.
"Your uncle, the county magistrate even stole my chicken."
"*** I was the county magistrate's second aunt! How dare you beat me!"
"Second Aunt has a fat stomach and a flat ass. You can do anything about your ass, and if you don't beat me, you will beat someone else."
Yin Xi leaned over to Shang Qin's table, ate dried tofu and drank tea, "This rascal wants to fight, and he never needs a reason." He stole a piece out of his mouth and slowly tapped it on his mouth.Bai Xiao divided his portion into small portions and popped them into his mouth bit by bit, feeling uncomfortable eating.
"Why did you punish them?" Shang Qin looked at Yin Xi with interest. The people here are obviously not good people, but the reason is that the local officials are incompetent and unable to rule them out. Judging from the words of those people just now , this county magistrate is not a good thing either.
"It's fun." Yin Xi smiled and shook his head, "They are not fools. They knew that Niu Er was bewitched, but they didn't dare to do anything to me. Instead, they showed me a good show."
"Someone went to the county magistrate just now, and after a while they went downstairs, and the affairs of the county magistrate's family were made public. At that time, in order to save lives and officials, the county magistrate and the hooligans will compete, no matter who wins , It's all a good thing." Yin Xi rubbed his chin, "The gangster ruined the official, and the new official took office three fires, plus knowing how the predecessor disappeared, naturally he will take care of everything here. The official If the rogue is arrested, the cycle between the rogue and the officials will be broken, and the matter will naturally be resolved."
"Although there isn't a single good person here, there are always people who want to make money honestly and live in peace and stability." Yin Xi shrugged, looked at Shang Qin and said, "Solve it."
"If you're like this, what if things don't develop as you thought?" Shang Qinnahan, isn't this kind of solution too ideal?
"That proves that there is no cure. The affairs in this county cannot be solved by smart people." Yin Xi bit the last bite of dried tofu, why was it the last bite?Lan Qiu stole the rest. "Wasting time on this group of people is the biggest karma."
"Let's go, if you don't go, the county magistrate will really see you." Yin Xi narrowed his eyes and patted the jade pendant that was still rubbing up. He couldn't believe that the accessories on the fairy queen were so lively.
"Don't you know how to be invisible?" Shang Qin was taken aback, did Yin Xi come here just to eat dried tofu?
"Too lazy to waste time." Yin Xi waved his hand, went downstairs from the side window, and jumped into an alley. The people in the restaurant had already affected the people downstairs, and they beat up the people downstairs with cups of vegetable soup , the people from the county government are coming soon, Yin Xi looked at Shang Qin who was following up and grinned, "Shang Bo is too lazy to care?"
Shang Qin didn't know what he was thinking. He wondered why Yin Xi would think of these things. After all, judging from what Gu Zhi told him that day, Yin Xi was just a little smart, and he didn't lack a sense of justice even if he didn't care about other things. Cultivator, why can he count everyone's reactions here?And so confident.
Even if he is extremely smart, how would he know that the reputation of these hooligans would destroy the county magistrate who has never been in contact with officialdom?
Moreover, Shang Qin wondered if this is Yin Xi pointing at himself?The way he handles things?If Yin Xi knew what Shang Qin was thinking, he would probably remind him again that it is tiring to think too much, Elder Shang.Yin Xi deals with things firstly for fun, secondly for his mood, and thirdly for ignorance, if things don't develop as he thinks, then there's no need to continue.
After coming out of Tama County, Yin Xi rubbed his chin, "Shang Bo, if this county can't be changed, and the sky fire is sent down, can we take this opportunity to promote the great power of monks?"
Shang Qin, who was in deep thought, rolled his eyelids when he heard this sentence: "Cultivators always pay attention to chance. You can't force it."
Yin Xi curled his lips, "If you have the ability, don't leave a name for the good deeds, just record it in the history of the sect." Xuantianzong is probably known to all those emperors and martial artists in the world, otherwise how could there be so many of them? Store industry and protégés.Shang Qin retorted: "Why don't I leave a name for the good deeds I do?"
"Tianhuo will step on the horse and eliminate evil and benevolent people. Is it a good deed?" Yin Xi raised his eyebrows, "It's just a deliberate promotion. What's the difference?"
"What's the difference between this and merchants?" Shang Qin said seriously, "Besides, people who ride horses will always improve, so how can they burn them all?"
"Speak well, scolding is not a good elder." Yin Xi squinted and smiled, Shang Qin became more and more popular.
When Shang Qin saw such a thing, he was immediately annoyed, his eyes widened, and the shop where the fire had just subsided was burning again, and the officials were so happy that they jumped up and down, but they didn't delay putting the money into their pockets.The uninhabited house nearby escaped the catastrophe because of the reduction of the fire, and Shang Qin felt relieved.
Next to him, Yin Xi and the village man were inquiring about each other's news. The village man deliberately frightened Yin Xi, talking loudly about his great achievements, and looking at Shang Qin from time to time. He didn't think Shang Qin could suppress his anger.
Seeing the village man drinking two pots of wine, his mouth became more and more unguarded, Yin Xi took the opportunity to ask: "I don't know who is the county guard here?"
The village man looked fixed, and said with a smile: "Why, brother, you also want to see our county magistrate? Although the county magistrate is very busy, if I want to see you, brother, I can still help you talk about it."
"That's how I thank my brother, even if I don't become a younger brother, I would also like to thank my brother for his kindness." Yin Xi smiled and cupped his hands, and at the same time blinked, the village man on the opposite side patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, brother I'm going to call the county guard over here, brother."
The others in the restaurant roared with laughter, "Niu Er, what kind of onion are you? You even called the county magistrate, brag about it."
"Hey, Second Brother Niu never brags, if he wants to brag, he only brags about his old cow!"
"The magistrate is at the Yamen right now. I just came out of there. Niu Er, you go. If you can see the magistrate, I'll treat you to a drink."
"He didn't dare, I think you can save yourself the trouble."
"Who said, who said I dare not." Niu Er looked at the people around him drunkenly, "You wait, I will bring the county guard to you."
After saying that, Niu Er turned around and left the restaurant, and went straight to the county government office.Shang Qin looked at Yin Xi, just now Yin Xi made a move, but others didn't see it, but he saw it, didn't he say he didn't mind his own business?
The people in the restaurant kept chatting with Yin Xi. There are not many foreign nobles who can be so stupid. Everyone can see that Niu Er is deliberately trying to get close to him, but this person foolishly believes that this is not a second son. What is it.But adhering to the principle of being an idiot if you don't take advantage of the advantage, no one here reminded Yin Xi.
After gossiping for almost half an hour, people in the restaurant began to boo and say that Niu Er had taken the opportunity to run away. Yin Xi turned to look at Shang Qin, who looked at him thoughtfully, with puzzled and twitching expressions on his face.To make Elder Shang so moved, it can be considered that Yin Xi's hard work these days has not been in vain. In Yin Xi's view, Shang Qin just set himself too high, and now he can't get off even if he wants to. If something happens, if Shang Qin cares about it, it will be like bullying others. If Shang Qin doesn't care about his own sect and has criticisms, it will be quite tormented. It can only be said that it is luck and talent that have not gone mad in the late stage of the catastrophe.
Along the way, Yin Xilian asked for advice and joked, and from time to time conveyed Lingyunzong's educational philosophy to Shang Qin, so that Shang Qin could let go of the rope that was tied to him in his heart.However, when Yin Xi lied to Lan Qiu, Shang Qin didn't intervene, but he didn't approve of it. In his opinion, Lan Qiu was still a child, and being fooled by Yin Xi into signing a master-servant contract didn't count as controlling his appetite. He was learning to fly by himself. , but also to be instilled by Yin Xi into the theory that only his words are correct.
There is nothing else but one thing, Lanqiu is a water brave, even if there is a dragon species, it is a thing in the water, it looks like a fish and has no ability, fly?Shang Qin is not optimistic about Yin Xi's approach.Unexpectedly, Lan Qiu, a foodie, was forced to fly by the lure of delicious food, and now he was floating beside Yin Xi like a balloon, feeling very uncomfortable.It wasn't until he was about to enter the city that Yin Xi turned Lan Qiu back into a jade pendant.
The people in the restaurant waited for another two minutes, and they even took what happened in Qinghe Town not far away as something new, and when they all wanted to beat that drunk Yin Xi with a sack to grab the birds and steal the money, Niu Niu Er went upstairs panting with an oiled paper bag, his face was pale, and he looked like he was going to throw up, but when he stood in front of Yin Xi, Niu Er puffed out his chest proudly, "Lord magistrate, brother ,How about it?"
"Not bad." Yin Xi looked at Niu Er with a half-smile, and picked up the oiled paper bag from the table. The smell of dried tofu could already be heard inside, "Is this the county magistrate you mentioned?"
"This is the magistrate." Niu Er said firmly, "If you don't believe me, ask him, ask him if he is the magistrate." Yin Xi saw a guy who was going downstairs quickly, and the corner of his mouth slightly curled up, "Okay, let me ask." Ask him." He pretended to ask the empty space in front of him, "Excuse me, are you the county magistrate?" After waiting, Yin Xi said to Niu Er, "He said he was not."
Niu Er flew into a rage, grabbed the person behind him and started beating: "Are you the county magistrate! Tell me! When you went to the widow Zhang's house last time, you didn't jump the wall well, so I'll give you a pad feet!"
That man is not a beating man, he went straight to Niu Er's eyes, "Fuck your grandpa, you help the county magistrate step up, I have seen the county magistrate bare ass!" The two beat and beat When they reached the people next to them, there was a scuffle in the restaurant.
"Your uncle, the county magistrate even stole my chicken."
"*** I was the county magistrate's second aunt! How dare you beat me!"
"Second Aunt has a fat stomach and a flat ass. You can do anything about your ass, and if you don't beat me, you will beat someone else."
Yin Xi leaned over to Shang Qin's table, ate dried tofu and drank tea, "This rascal wants to fight, and he never needs a reason." He stole a piece out of his mouth and slowly tapped it on his mouth.Bai Xiao divided his portion into small portions and popped them into his mouth bit by bit, feeling uncomfortable eating.
"Why did you punish them?" Shang Qin looked at Yin Xi with interest. The people here are obviously not good people, but the reason is that the local officials are incompetent and unable to rule them out. Judging from the words of those people just now , this county magistrate is not a good thing either.
"It's fun." Yin Xi smiled and shook his head, "They are not fools. They knew that Niu Er was bewitched, but they didn't dare to do anything to me. Instead, they showed me a good show."
"Someone went to the county magistrate just now, and after a while they went downstairs, and the affairs of the county magistrate's family were made public. At that time, in order to save lives and officials, the county magistrate and the hooligans will compete, no matter who wins , It's all a good thing." Yin Xi rubbed his chin, "The gangster ruined the official, and the new official took office three fires, plus knowing how the predecessor disappeared, naturally he will take care of everything here. The official If the rogue is arrested, the cycle between the rogue and the officials will be broken, and the matter will naturally be resolved."
"Although there isn't a single good person here, there are always people who want to make money honestly and live in peace and stability." Yin Xi shrugged, looked at Shang Qin and said, "Solve it."
"If you're like this, what if things don't develop as you thought?" Shang Qinnahan, isn't this kind of solution too ideal?
"That proves that there is no cure. The affairs in this county cannot be solved by smart people." Yin Xi bit the last bite of dried tofu, why was it the last bite?Lan Qiu stole the rest. "Wasting time on this group of people is the biggest karma."
"Let's go, if you don't go, the county magistrate will really see you." Yin Xi narrowed his eyes and patted the jade pendant that was still rubbing up. He couldn't believe that the accessories on the fairy queen were so lively.
"Don't you know how to be invisible?" Shang Qin was taken aback, did Yin Xi come here just to eat dried tofu?
"Too lazy to waste time." Yin Xi waved his hand, went downstairs from the side window, and jumped into an alley. The people in the restaurant had already affected the people downstairs, and they beat up the people downstairs with cups of vegetable soup , the people from the county government are coming soon, Yin Xi looked at Shang Qin who was following up and grinned, "Shang Bo is too lazy to care?"
Shang Qin didn't know what he was thinking. He wondered why Yin Xi would think of these things. After all, judging from what Gu Zhi told him that day, Yin Xi was just a little smart, and he didn't lack a sense of justice even if he didn't care about other things. Cultivator, why can he count everyone's reactions here?And so confident.
Even if he is extremely smart, how would he know that the reputation of these hooligans would destroy the county magistrate who has never been in contact with officialdom?
Moreover, Shang Qin wondered if this is Yin Xi pointing at himself?The way he handles things?If Yin Xi knew what Shang Qin was thinking, he would probably remind him again that it is tiring to think too much, Elder Shang.Yin Xi deals with things firstly for fun, secondly for his mood, and thirdly for ignorance, if things don't develop as he thinks, then there's no need to continue.
After coming out of Tama County, Yin Xi rubbed his chin, "Shang Bo, if this county can't be changed, and the sky fire is sent down, can we take this opportunity to promote the great power of monks?"
Shang Qin, who was in deep thought, rolled his eyelids when he heard this sentence: "Cultivators always pay attention to chance. You can't force it."
Yin Xi curled his lips, "If you have the ability, don't leave a name for the good deeds, just record it in the history of the sect." Xuantianzong is probably known to all those emperors and martial artists in the world, otherwise how could there be so many of them? Store industry and protégés.Shang Qin retorted: "Why don't I leave a name for the good deeds I do?"
"Tianhuo will step on the horse and eliminate evil and benevolent people. Is it a good deed?" Yin Xi raised his eyebrows, "It's just a deliberate promotion. What's the difference?"
"What's the difference between this and merchants?" Shang Qin said seriously, "Besides, people who ride horses will always improve, so how can they burn them all?"
"Speak well, scolding is not a good elder." Yin Xi squinted and smiled, Shang Qin became more and more popular.
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