When a scumbag and a scumbag become the same table

Teacher Bai Shao has called Xu Changmao to come to the office to chat very frequently recently.

Although he didn't know what to chat with the Chinese teacher, Xu Changmao liked Bai Shao very much and was willing to chat with him, and every time he was served with delicious food and drink.

"You get along well with Nanwuhang recently." Nanwuhang peeled an orange for Xu Changmao and asked casually.

"It's okay, but Nanwuhang is a bit bad, always bullying me."

Hearing this, Bai Shao was startled, Xu Changmao looked like a bully, but in reality he was very innocent, it was believable to say that he was bullied.

"How did he bully you? Tell me, and I will give you justice."

Mentioning this, Xu Changmao got excited. After eating an orange to soothe his throat, he opened up the chatterbox and complained wildly.

"This paralyzed face lied to a cat in my family yesterday to buy a molar stick. I came together this morning. Hey, the stick was stuffed into my mouth. You said he was bored. Also, he secretly went out to talk with me behind my back at night. Another girl..." Xu Changmao suddenly stopped talking and muttered, "This face with a paralyzed face looks serious and honest, but in fact she has a bad stomach, relying on her face, she also likes to attract bees and butterflies. "

While talking, Xu Changmao glanced away aggrievedly, bumping into the child behind Bai Shao.

The child stared at Xu Changmao scrutinizingly, then snorted, turned around and went to do his homework.

"I'm really..." Xu Changmao punched the child, thinking, if your mother Miejue Shitai wasn't here, I would definitely beat you up!

"Xiao Miao, since you are unhappy, you can move to my house." Bai Shao interrupted Xu Changmao's provocation from the air.

Xu Changmao was shocked, and immediately refused: "No, I have to monitor Nanwuhang at night!"

Bai Shao didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Student Nan probably doesn't really need your supervision."

"Why not, Nan's father is usually busy and has no time to take care of him. I have to watch him carefully to prevent him from messing around."

Bai Shao wanted to persuade him again, but Xu Changmao raised his hand to interrupt him: "Okay, class is about to start, you should go to the classroom quickly, otherwise it will be difficult to handle the trouble."

Shaking off the crumbs of snacks on his body, Xu Changmao swaggered out of the office.

Bai Shao had no choice but to follow Xu Changmao into the classroom, and gave him a meaningful smile when it was over.

Xu Changmao was also having fun, holding his head in his hands and returning a standard smile with eight teeth on his face.

"I missed the task between classes, and I will make it up during lunch." A slow and stern sentence floated from the next door.

Xu Changmao immediately frowned, and muttered, "Even people won't go to the toilet anymore. If you have the self-discipline, don't go out and mess around at night."

Although the voice is low, it can be heard clearly in the small place in the back row. Nanwuhang has its own ice face, but now it is almost cold to the Arctic Circle.

Pressing Xu Changmao's thighs with his big hands, he restrained him forcefully.

Xu Changmao could only feel the heat of the hands caressing his thighs, and the vigorous and powerful blood pulsed one after another, as if the hand passed through the thin school uniform and touched the secrets of the thighs, the touch was very real.

"Why?" Xu Changmao was a little panicked, his eyes flickered here and there but he didn't dare to look at Nanwuhang.

The strong momentum weakened slightly, and Nanwu took two aerial shots of Xu Changmao's thigh, and replied softly, "Listen to the class carefully."

"Cut!" Xu Changmao glanced at him, retracted his thigh reluctantly, and irritatedly shook for half the class.

After school at noon, Xu Changmao lazily packed up his textbooks and notes, knowing what books to put in his schoolbag even with his eyes closed, and even the scope of study was marked out.

I went to find Nanwuhang and said that I needed to go to the toilet.

"Isn't the toilet in the store more fragrant than the school's squat toilet? Why do you have to go now, I'm starving to death!" Xu Changmao grabbed Nan Wuhang's bottom hem in displeasure, and refused to let him go.

Moreover, Nan Wuhang is the kind of person who is extremely patient. Xu Changmao doesn't believe that he can't even hold back his urine.

"The toilet in the store is fragrant, you can go back and eat it first." Nan Wuhang said, and turned out of the corridor with a small step.

"Nanwuhang, what do you mean!" Xu Changmao pinched his waist and yelled from the back door, but he couldn't even see him.

"You can eat by yourself, no one will wait for you." Turning around and returning, Xu Changmao stuffed books into his schoolbag angrily.

After stuffing it for a long time, I found that there was a lack of a notebook, and I pulled it out from the Nanwu Aviation Bookstand, and after a while, I found that there was an analysis in the Nanwu Aviation Book, and I rummaged through the table.

In a blink of an eye, Xu Changmao forgot to talk to Nan Wuhang, and conveniently packed Nan Wuhang's notes and pencil case on the table into his schoolbag, lying on the table and swiping his phone, ready to wait for Nanwuhang Come back and go straight.

What a model of virtuousness.

At the other end of the toilet, Nan Wuhang confronted the child.

"Brother, you don't know how hateful Xu Changmao is, he keeps saying bad things about you, he..."

"Call me brother."

"?"

"Brother Xu Changmao." Nan Wuhang gave the child a "gentle" look.

The child lowered his head listlessly, and continued: "Brother Xu Changmao said, 'This facial paralyzed face looks serious and honest, but in fact he has a bad stomach, relying on his face, he also likes to attract bees and butterflies'."

After the child finished speaking, he looked up in fear.

The child dared to say that this was the darkest face he had seen in 10 years, even darker than the face he saw when he got 99 points in the exam.

"Brother, are you angry?" The child innocently blinked his little peas twice.

Xu Changmao took a breath, stretched out his hand and touched (pressed down) the child's head, with a hard smile on the corner of his mouth: "No."

"That's good..." It's strange to believe it!

The child pulled back with all his strength, freed a big hand that was as heavy as a mountain, and replied: "Then what big brother, my mother called me to eat, I will go back first, and I will talk to you if there is anything else."

The child walked away while talking, and turned back worriedly to persuade: "Brother Xu Changmao actually didn't say anything, he just said that he eats the oranges peeled by Uncle Xiaobai all the time."

"I know, I know." Nan Wuhang squeezed out a few words from between his teeth. At this moment, even the smile was gone.

Seeing something bad happened, the child quickly slipped away.

Nan Wuhang's black face remained unchanged for the next few hours.

Xu Changmao was at a loss, what's wrong with being so good-looking?

"Hey, Nanwuhang, do you want to eat cake, this is a new product in the store, orange peel cream cake."

During lunch, Xu Changmao specially served Nan Wuhang a piece from the bottom in order to ease the solemn atmosphere.

"Don't eat." Nan Wuhang didn't even look at it.

Xu Changmao endured it, and pushed a glass of orange juice over: "Then drink some orange juice, freshly squeezed."

Nan Wuhang led his schoolbag away from Xu Changmao.

"You have a paralyzed face, don't you know what's good and what's wrong!" Xu Changmao slapped the table and shouted.

Nan Wuhang sat down slowly with his back to Xu Changmao, and fell into his study again, without saying a word.

An angry Xu Changmao grabbed the cake with his bare hands, served it with orange juice, and swallowed it in two or three bites.

"Don't eat it!" Holding the plate, Xu Changmao went down angrily.

"Yo, why is Little Hades angry again?" Amur held an ice cream in his mouth, and when he entered the door, he bumped into Xu Changmao whose cheeks were about to bulge.

Don't need to guess, it must be Nanwuhang who is angry, others don't have this ability.

"Come here and eat this!" Xu Changmao pointed to the cake that was missing a piece, then turned his head and shouted to the chef in the kitchen, "You are not allowed to make this cake in the future!"

"What kind of nerves did you commit again!" A roar came from the kitchen.

Xiaomiao shrank her neck and slid towards Amur, muttering, "Who is the boss?"

Amur laughed so hard, pinched the back of Miaomiao's neck and lifted it up for him, jokingly said, "They are all uncles, and you are the only grandson."

"Fuck off..." Xu Changmao kicked Amu'er, then quickly put his arms around his neck and pulled him in front of him, asking in a low voice, "How do you usually coax Ah Sheng?"

"Huh?" Amur laughed loudly, "Xu Changmao, aren't you? There is still a chance to see you let go of your airs one day. Let me talk about why you are so unhappy?"

"I don't know either." Xu Changmao originally wanted to scold a few words, but when Nanwuhang was mentioned, everything else was unimportant, and he hurriedly complained aggrievedly, "Just after school at noon, he went to a There was something wrong with the toilet after I came back, so I didn’t even bother to pay attention to me.”

"Facial paralysis is not the kind of narrow-minded person. You must have missed him somewhere."

Xu Changmao spread his hands: "It's really inexplicable how I can provoke him when he goes to the toilet."

Amur stroked his chin and pondered for a while, then hesitated and said, "I have a way to coax Ah Sheng, but can the paralyzed face on the other side work?"

"Tell me how to coax first?" Xu Changmao raised his chin.

"Eight characters." Amur solemnly stretched out ten fingers, and pressed down one by one, "Stalker, shameless."

Xu Changmao was confused, blinked his eyes, and said half angrily, "I brought him cakes, and the one who brought orange juice was like serving the uncle, what else do you want?"

Amur shook his finger: "What do you mean? I give Asheng his favorite food every day. Let me ask you, do you know what facial paralysis likes to eat?"

Xu Changmao shook his head in confusion.

"That's to say, maybe you gave him something he didn't like, wouldn't it add fuel to the flames." Amur touched the back of Xu Changmao's hairy head like a worried old father, "Go quickly if you understand."

"En." Xu Changmao nodded in a daze, and went to the second floor as if wandering.

"Remember the eight-character mantra!" Amur reassured again.

Xu Changmao was instantly encouraged, rushed up to the second floor and came directly behind Nan Wuhang, poked him fiercely: "Stop learning, let's go, take you to the mall and see what you want to eat."

Nan Wuhang turned his head and gave him a look.

Xu Changmao neither spoke nor left, he just stood behind in a daze, with a resolute expression on his face.

Nan Wuhang gave up and asked, "Why are you going to the mall?"

"Take you to try every kind of dessert in Wujia Store until you find the one you like." While speaking, Xu Changmao moved his hand and put Nan Wuhang's arm on his hand to pull someone.

After trying twice, Nan Wuhang didn't move at all.

"Don't you like the cakes in the store? I'll take you to another store to try new ones." Xu Changmao stepped up his force again, intending to get Nan Wuhang off the stool now.

Halfway up, Xu Changmao was pulled back with another strong force. Nan Wuhang grabbed Xu Changmao by the collar of his school uniform and pressed him to the table, leaving his feet off the ground.

"Why don't you eat if you don't eat? Why beat someone!" Xu Changmao hurriedly covered his handsome face, waiting for the fist to fall.

After a while, the fist did not fall, and there was a gentle force on the hand.

Xu Changmao followed this force and opened his palm.

Nan Wuhang's face was close at hand.

With raised eyebrows and deep-set eye sockets, she had an aggressive face by nature, but she looked extremely gentle when viewed up close, with a hint of affection in her helplessness.

For some reason, Xu Changmao wanted to be the one loved by these eyes at this very moment.

Nan Wuhang's thin lips opened, and Xu Changmao's heart was pounding. He didn't know what to expect, and even forgot to push him away.

His lips were opened, and hot air was exhaled on his face. Xu Changmao closed his eyes and leaned forward slightly.

Getting closer, getting closer...

"Fool!"

Nanwuhang knocked on Xu Changmao's forehead, and got up quickly.

Xu Changmao opened his eyes, with a displeased expression on his face: "If you want to scold me, you don't have to press me on the table!"

Wanting to scold something more, Xu Changmao held back, because he was in a trance about the feeling just now, and he would not tear apart emotions that he was not sure about, let alone Nan Wuhang on the opposite side, which was even more impossible.

"It's almost 1 o'clock. If you don't study, you won't be able to complete the task." Nan Wuhang tried to suppress the impulse at this moment.

Xu Changmao took a breath, and turned to the back to recite the words.

The impulse cooled down a little bit, Xu Changmao chatted with Nan Wuhang again, and went back to school one after another.