When a scumbag and a scumbag become the same table

When Xu Changmao returned to the classroom in disgrace, the class bell had already rang.

"Xiao Miao, don't be late from now on." Teacher Bai Shao called to stop Xu Changmao who slipped in through the back door.

"Okay, Teacher Xiaobai."

Xu Changmao straightened up immediately, and almost bowed ninety degrees to say sorry.

Bai Shao smiled and nodded, then straightened the collar of her white shirt.

No matter how hot the day is, Bai Shao will wear the shirt neatly, airtight.

"Why are you still here?"

Returning to his seat, Xu Changmao found that he was still sitting beside him with a paralyzed face, and the tables and stools were packed to the brim.

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"A new student has come to our class. Let's give a round of applause."

Bai Shao answered Xu Changmao's question just in time.

There was warm applause, and more than 30 pairs of eyes looked backward.

"Hi everyone, my name is Nan Wuhang, please give me your advice in the future." Nan Wuhang stood up and bowed.

Because of his politeness and good appearance, the applause in the classroom was even more enthusiastic.

"There's a lot to talk about."

Xu Changmao stepped on the stool with one foot, and blew the broken hair on his forehead in disdain.

After Nan Wuhang sat down, Xu Changmao pulled the table aside again to separate him from Nan Wuhang.

"Little Miao, get along well with Student Nan." Bai Shao glanced over and warned softly.

Xu Changmao stopped making noise, and fell asleep obediently on the table.

In order to get to the stars, Xu Changmao beat the king in the middle of the night, his eyelids could not be opened for a long time, and he fell asleep as soon as he stuck to the table.

The back door is wide open, and a breeze blows in from time to time, relieving the summer heat.

Xu Changmao slept all morning and didn't wake up until the school bell rang. His biological clock was very regular.

The students in the classroom were almost walking, Xu Changmao got up and stretched with sleep marks on his face.

The two seats in the back row, which were quite spacious at first, were quite crowded because of Nanwuhang's arrival. Xu Changmao stretched out his arm and hit the bookend beside him, and the books fell to the ground with a clatter.

"What are you looking at? I didn't do it on purpose!" Xu Changmao explained to a few people who were still in the classroom.

"..."

"Fuck! I really didn't mean to!"

Xu Changmao jumped up and pushed down the chair behind his legs.

Those few people timidly packed up their things and hurried out of the classroom.

"Damn it, you have a dead face, you even want to fight me with your book, don't you!"

After Xu Changmao punched and kicked the pile of books on the ground through the air, he sat down on the table tired out of breath.

The breeze blows into the classroom through the back door, and several fragile notebooks can't hold up the wind, and the pages of the books are flipped by the wind.

In the quiet classroom, only the books scattered on the floor are making noise.

Xu Changmao glanced at the ground with his 5.0+ eyesight, and Fanjiu's notebook was neatly filled with mathematical symbols that he didn't understand with pens of various colors, very neat and attentive.

"It can't be stolen."

Xu Changmao rubbed his neck, squatted on the ground unconsciously and picked up the scattered notes.

After turning over a few pages, the vigorous and powerful handwriting is just like the printed one, very beautiful.

"It must have been stolen!"

Furious from underachievers, Xu Changmao snapped up his notes angrily, and neatly stacked them back on Nanwuhang's desk.

"Beep beep" the cell phone that was idle at the side rang.

Xu Changmao clicked to open it.

Mother: I need to find you, come back quickly.

Xu Changmao: Mom, I still have classes in the afternoon.

Mother: Immediately, immediately, get back now!

Xu Changmao: Alright.

"Old Bald Piao must have complained." Xu Changmao picked up his phone and muttered, "I just want to go home and change clothes, thank you."

After locking the back door of the classroom, Xu Changmao trotted south and returned to the seaside villa area.

Linhai, Mingyang District is a famous tourist resort, but it is not that big. There are only a dozen families living in this villa area, and most of them are wealthy businessmen who can be counted in the city.

Xu Changmao's father is engaged in the sea terminal business, making money from the sea. As long as the sea trade continues and there is policy support, it will be fine for several generations to be rich.

"Mom, I'm back."

Xu Changmao put on his shoes and cautiously poked his head into the room.

A feather duster suddenly flew over, and then Lin Huifang yelled stiffly: "Xu Changmao, have you caused trouble again!"

"Mom, I was wronged."

Xu Changmao caught the feather duster and handed it to Lin Huifang, who is nearly 1.8 meters tall, "I think the weather is too hot, and I want to give the old...dean a shower."

"fart!"

Lin Huifang picked up the feather duster and swung it at Xu Changmao's ass.

"Mom, I dare not, please forgive me."

Xu Changmao was beaten and ran around the room. In front of Lin Huifang, he was like a little chicken.

"Oh, oh, it's time to eat."

Xu Hongji came out of the kitchen with a plate of dishes in his apron, and winked at Xu Changmao.

Xu Changmao hurriedly took the dish from Xu Hongji's hand, and sat down at the table to distribute the tableware.

Xu Hongji took off his apron, stepped forward to take the feather duster from Lin Huifang's hand, and advised, "Let's eat first."

"You're always like this, let's see what he's used to!"

Lin Huifang pointed to Xu Changmao and taught Xu Hongji a lesson.

Xu Changmao pursed his lips, nonchalantly fiddled with the rice in the bowl.

"It's all my fault, it's all my fault, don't be angry, let's sit down and eat first."

Xu Hongji pulled Lin Huifang to the table and handed her chopsticks.

Lin Huifang glanced at the father and son, calmed down temporarily, and started eating with chopsticks.

This kind of housework is basically taken over by Xu Hongji, and Lin Huifang basically does not do it.

When Xu Hongji was still a poor boy, he chased after Lin Huifang, a rich lady, and he swore to treat her [-]% better.

For decades, no matter how busy the business outside was, Xu Hongji never let Lin Huifang get dirty water on his hands or wash the dishes once.

As for Xu Changmao, Xu Hongji has a concept that rich daughters and poor sons.

Because the family was busy with business and Xu Changmao was very mischievous and didn't like to study, Xu Hongji sent Xu Changmao to Shaolin Temple since he was a child.

When the business stabilized, Xu Hongji took Xu Changmao over, but found that Xu Changmao was alienated from the family. Xu Hongji was very guilty, so he was obedient to Xu Changmao and tried to satisfy him with any request.

Both of them are treasures in Xu Hongji's hands, so Xu Hongji lowered his posture to make a difference.

After lunch, Lin Huifang calmed down and called Xu Changmao who was about to go to school.

"Your dad is going to take us to a banquet in a few days, Xiao Miao, you can go shopping with me in the afternoon to buy some new clothes."

Xu Changmao, holding a shoe in each hand, stood at the door and complained: "Mom, I have to go to school in the afternoon.".

"It's the teacher's greatest happiness that you can go to school less. You're going to sleep anyway, so you might as well carry the bag for me." Lin Huifang replied without any disturbance, and continued to watch the soap opera intently.

Xu Changmao muttered, "That's the real reason why you asked me to go home."

Then Xu Changmao put down his shoes, curled up and sat back on the sofa.

He is also a big man of 1.8 meters, and he can't see a human figure when he shrinks on the sofa.

Sleeping is much better than carrying bags for a group of chattering women, but Xu Changmao still obeyed his mother.

After shopping around the island city for half a circle in the afternoon, Lin Huifang bought the clothes she wanted after passing through three districts.

I heard that many old friends from the industry have been invited to this banquet, and wives from all families will attend.

Lin Huifang wanted to dress up and tidy up for Xu Changmao, but she couldn't lose face to the old Xu family.

In the evening, the cousin's house in District L formed a mahjong game, and Lin Huifang settled there.

My cousin's home has a Switch game console, so Xu Changmao played games in the living room in peace, and when Lin Huifang lost a round of money, he could almost leave.

"Wang Wang..."

While playing vigorously, there was a low bark of a dog outside the house. The sound was not loud, but it was full of shock.

Xu Changmao trembled all over, and the hair on his back stood up. He was bitten by a dog three times for no reason when he was a child, and Xu Changmao trembled when he heard the dog.

"Meow, come and see my new dog."

Outside the window, a warm invitation from my cousin floated in.

Xu Changmao's kindness could not be dismissed, and he lay on the window sill with small steps and looked out.

A black Caucasian dog with a huge body, strong muscles, and "no strangers allowed" written on its face also swept towards Xu Xiaomiao faintly.

Then, the Caucasian dog became inexplicably restless and barked at Xu Xiaomiao.

Xu Xiaomiao was so frightened that her legs went limp, she sat down on the ground, and hid under the window sill, not daring to show her head.

Strange to say, after Xu Xiaomiao disappeared, the Caucasian dog stopped biting no matter how many people walked by.

Xu Xiaomiao was about to climb back to the sofa to continue playing games when he heard his cousin chatting with someone outside: "This dog of mine can't be hungry, once it's hungry it's sure to be manic, no matter who it is, as long as it has food in hand, it will pounce on it." Rob."

Xu Changmao's eyeballs turned brightly, and he said to himself: "Vicious dogs and paralyzed faces are matched, don't they like beating dogs? Let you try this time."

"Cousin!" Xu Changmao went out through the window and asked with bright eyes, "Can you lend me the dog for one night, and I'll bring it back to you tomorrow."

"Are you sure?" My cousin was dubious.

Two-thirds of the records of Xu Xiaomiao being bitten by dogs came from his family.

Xu Changmao glanced at the Caucasian dog and said with a dry smile, "Well, I'm sure."

"Wang! Wang!"

"Oh my mother!"