When a scumbag and a scumbag become the same table

Xu Changmao had a very long dream, dreaming that he was galloping on the beach on the body of the Caucasian dog.

The seaside scenery is still great, the water and the sky meet, and the round sun in the middle falls towards the sea level, casting a golden light on the surrounding clouds.

This is the Q city where Xu Changmao lived for a long time, it is very beautiful and quiet.

After running for an unknown amount of time, the dog stopped. In the dazzling light, Nan Wuhang walked over with a warm face, like a knight in an anime, slightly reaching out to Xu Changmao.

Xu Changmao held the dog's head and gave him his hand.

"Riding a dog will break your pants/crotch."

"what?!"

Xu Changmao fell from his dream and woke up before he could curse.

There were two bitter faces in front of him, Rong Sheng's fair little face was the first to bear the brunt, his eyes were red, probably from crying.

"I'm sorry, Meow, I didn't protect you well."

"What nonsense, I want you to protect me!" Xu Changmao reached out and ruffled Rong Sheng's hair.

"And you, didn't you tell him not to tell him?" Xu Changmao glanced at Amu'er.

"The whole school knows about your great achievements, so why hide it?" Amur crossed his arms and sneered.

"It's all because of that paralyzed face, which made me lose face. I will definitely not let him go."

"Yeah, and he even took embarrassing photos of you. Now that he's been caught, I think he'll play with you in the future."

"Photos!" Xu Changmao got up from the bed, "It's over, my fame and fame are all ruined in his hands."

"Xiao Miao, I'm going to beg him to delete the photo." Rong Sheng walked out without saying a word.

"Stop! You have to have a backbone. Whoever wants you to beg him." Xu Changmao stretched out his foot to stop Rongsheng, "You don't have to worry about it, I have my own way."

"You! Come here!" Xu Changmao hooked Amur.

"What do you want to play?" Amur rolled his eyes and leaned over.

……

After the school bell rang, Xu Changmao pretended to pack up a few books in the desk and waited for Nan Wuhang beside him.

Damn, why are there so many things!Xu Changmao muttered in his heart.

He is a waste of firewood who usually doesn't even carry a schoolbag, and he will never understand the distress of picking notes and test papers after school every day.

"What's the matter?" Nan Wuhang turned his head and asked.

Xu Changmao cleaned up only those few books, and tossed them back and forth several times, and it was difficult for Nan Wuhang not to find them.

"Ah, there is something wrong." Xu Chang said embarrassingly.

"If you don't want to say it, then you don't need to say it."

Nan Wuhang had already packed his schoolbag, and had no time to quarrel with Xu Changmao, so he put his schoolbag on his back and left the classroom.

Xu Changmao hastily followed: "I want to talk to you about our affairs."

"There's nothing to talk about between us." Nan Wuhang didn't stop, and went down the stairs in a blink of an eye.

"Nan Wuhang, I'm looking for you for peaceful purposes. Since you don't want to talk about it, don't regret it if I interrupt your study in the future." Xu Xiaomiao half threatened.

"What do you want to talk about?" Nan Wuhang let go.

Small sample, I used to like to eat hard ones, so I will let you eat as much as you want in the future!

After Xu Changmao took the right to speak, he began to chatter, and hooked Nan Wuhang: "follow me."

Xu Changmao took Nan Wuhang to the base of the abandoned building in the parking lot. It was some time after school, and the teachers' cars had already left one after another, and the remote parking space was even more silent.

"I want to borrow your notes and give me the schoolbag."

Xu Changmao stopped in Chen Tian's parking space near the abandoned building, and asked Nanwuhang for it.

Nan Wuhang was suspicious.

Xu Changmao said without blushing, "I don't think it's enough to study hard. You can pick some of the notes in your schoolbag for me, and I promise I won't bother you in the future."

After weighing several notes that he had read hundreds of times and not being bothered by Xu Changmao anymore, Nanwuhang decisively gave him the schoolbag.

Xu Changmao picked up his schoolbag and ran away.

Nanwuhang was mentally prepared, and started to chase after him.

Xu Changmao turned around and smiled: "I'm just kidding you, don't be nervous."

Returning with his schoolbag, Xu Changmao squatted on the ground and slowly flipped through it. Apart from notes, it was just textbooks, which had nothing to do with the fun of contemporary high school students.

Most importantly, the mobile phone is not in the bag.

Xu Changmao looked up at Nanwuhang.

He was twisting the stones at his feet, looking anxious.

It's not my fault, Xu Changmao murmured in his heart, then pinched his throat, and coughed towards the abandoned building with his breastfeeding strength.

A bucket of cool water was thrown from the sky, and by coincidence, it rained on Nan Wuhang's body, giving him a chill.

The wet clothes cling to Nan Wuhang's skin, perfectly outlining his muscles.

Xu Changmao looked up against the glare of the sun, and Nan Wuhang was simply a tall and strong handsome man.

"Which hanging hair is so closed-eyed, didn't see anyone below!"

Xu Changmao pinched his waist and cursed at the roof of the building.

The plastic red bucket, still stained with water, was violently thrown down, and bounced tenaciously to Xu Changmao's feet.

"Fuck, you stinky and hard hang hair!" Xu Changmao cursed sincerely, then turned to look for Nanwuhang.

Usually it can be called a cold face, but now it is like going to the North Pole and being frozen for hundreds of years, which made Xu Changmao shiver in the hot summer.

"Student Nan, don't be angry. Fortunately, I stuffed a suit of clothes in my schoolbag, so I'll take them out and change them for you."

Xu Changmao had been prepared for a long time, just waiting to take off Nan Wuhang's clothes, and kindly prepared a dry suit for him, and protected a schoolbag of notes.

Xu Changmao led Nan Wuhang to the small room of the abandoned building, and stood outside to pick up the clothes.

First the shirt.

Xu Changmao opened his pockets, but they were empty.

Then the pants were handed out, and there was nothing but the soaked toilet paper.

"It's unscientific." Xu Changmao threw away the toilet paper, squatted on the ground and muttered, "Could it be hidden in the underpants? Miscalculation, I should have put a pair of underpants in my schoolbag."

Just as he was regretting, a big hand behind the door grabbed Xu Changmao by the back collar and dragged him into the dark hut.

The narrow room at the entrance of the corridor was packed to the brim with two people.

Nan Wuhang pinched his phone and turned around in front of Xu Changmao.

"You are looking for this."

Xu Changmao went to grab it, but Nan Wuhang locked his throat from behind and threatened: "If you want to delete the photo, first dry my clothes, or post it on the school's official account."

"Hang it up, can't I hang it up?"

Nanwuhang didn't waste any time at school, and carried Xu Changmao onto the back seat of the bicycle, leading him all the way to the fast food restaurant near the school.

It was time to eat after get off work and school, and the shop was already full of people.

"You don't need to invite me to dinner, I'll take the clothes and hang them outside for you later." Xu Changmao stroked his hair casually.

I flew too fast just now, and my hair was messed up.

"You go there and sit to dry."

After Nanwuhang assigned Xu Changmao a small bench in a corner, he hurried to the back kitchen.

Xu Changmao was very puzzled, but he couldn't find Nan Wuhang, so he had to sit on the small bench first.

Nanwuhang put on his work clothes, put on the tableware and started to work.

"Xiao Nan, who is that idiot over here?" The well-connected clerk bumped into Nan Wuhang and asked.

Nanwuhang glanced over worriedly.

Xu Changmao did not know where to find a bamboo pole, and hung his clothes in a big way, while he was holding a small mirror beside him.

Pretty good.

"I caught a naughty kitten on the way and helped me look at my clothes." Nan Wuhang replied without thinking.

The clerk was surprised: "This cat is a bit big."

After dipping in water and combing the hair on the front of the forehead neatly, Xu Changmao took a moment to look in the mirror.

Nan Wuhang, whose face was almost stiff with laughter, stood at the front desk and kept bowing, saying to the guests, "Thank you for coming."

Pausing the effort to straighten himself out, Xu Changmao stared at Nan Wuhang who was busy walking back and forth.

Those who can enter Mingyang Middle School should not be short of this money. Is it to experience life?

Scanning Xu Changmao's clothes up and down, it's just ordinary sneakers and a school uniform.

The bike he rides is even more shabby, that is, the kind of clumsy bike that lacks a crossbar than the big golden deer, and his whole body reveals a poor look.

"Why didn't I find out earlier."

Xu Changmao twisted the mirror in his hand and turned his head, falling into his own beauty again.

The clock turned three times, the number of customers decreased around 08:30, and the restaurant became much quieter.

Since he was a senior high school student, the shop owner asked Nanwuhang to leave work early.

Nan Wuhang took a dinner from the kitchen, changed into plain clothes and prepared to go home.

Glancing into the corner, the naughty kitten didn't leave, and went outside with a bamboo pole to puff up the clouds.

Nan Wuhang walked over with a cart: "The clothes are dry, give them to me."

Xu Changmao threw away the half-smoked cigarette in his hand on the ground, twisted it hard with his foot, and lost his temper.

"Do you know how long you've kept me waiting here? For those two rags and that damn picture!"

Taking off the dried clothes, Xu Changmao threw them on Nan Wuhang's head

He continued: "More importantly, I am starving to death."

Xu Changmao pinched his waist angrily, he had no intention of leaving, he looked closely at the fragrant lunch box in the bicycle frame, and he could tell by the smell that it was his favorite pork chop rice.

Nan Wuhang took off the clothes that were thrown on his head, and saw the kitten's greedy haha ​​was about to flow out.

"Eat it, I'll get it for you."

"Really! Then I'm not welcome."

Xu Changmao's anger came and went quickly, he opened the box, saw broccoli, tomatoes, eggplants, carrots, potato cubes and a large piece of braised pork, and happily started chopsticks.

Vehicles roared by on the side of the road, and Xu Changmao sat on the back seat of the broken bicycle and ate, sucking every grain of rice in the box into his stomach like a storm.

"My favorite pork chop rice, very full."

Xu Changmao pouted his mouth in recollection, and then glanced at his side, forgetting that Nan Wuhang was still there.

"Did you have meal?"

"have eaten."

"Oh...it's late, I'm going home."

"Wait." Nan Wuhang called Xu Changmao to stop, and pressed the photo delete button in front of him.

"I've deleted the photo. We won't mess with the water in the future. Don't bother me anymore."

The smell of pork chop rice was still lingering in his mouth, Xu Changmao nodded blankly.

"okay."