bottle evil cat
Chapter 3 The Hero Saves the Beauty
Tapping on the plate and typing out a sentence again: "It's a long story."
After all, with only one paw, pressing letters one by one, it is still very difficult to type a long speech. It took a while for Wu Xie to type out another sentence: "I was attacked."
In the following time, a few people sat in a row watching Wu Xie and a cat typing slowly. Because typing was very difficult, Wu Xie could only type a few words and roughly talked about what he had experienced. I can ignore it for the time being, but through the few words Wu Xie typed into the Word document, the fog on the matter of Wu Xie's disappearance finally dissipated a little after half a year.
The reason why Zhang Qiling and the others haven't found any clues about Wu Xie's disappearance is because, on the one hand, it's not the Taoist people they are familiar with, but another group of people who had almost nothing to do with their circle in the past. On the other hand, it was because this incident happened without warning, even Wu Xie himself did not notice it beforehand, he just went out for a walk in a very ordinary way that day, the greenery around Wushanju is very good, and there is a wave of light in front of him The sparkling West Lake, he ran along the West Lake according to his usual habits, and without warning, a van suddenly made a big turn from the road and rushed into the sidewalk, scaring everyone who came out to exercise like him. The van was obviously premeditated, and rushed straight towards Wu Xie, passing Wu Xie just in time. Wu Xie didn't even have time to react, the van door opened, one hand dragged him in, closed the door, drove, and was in Wu Xie again. A second before Xie stood up to resist, a heavy hand knife slashed the back of his neck, making him fall into a coma instantly.
Everything happened too fast, and Wu Xie was unprepared. It wasn't until the van snatched someone away that people around could react. The most terrible thing was that because of the angle and other reasons, no one even noticed that the van was rushing. One person was caught in less than two seconds on the sidewalk. All the people who finally reacted just called the police to say that someone was driving illegally here. No one realized that there was only one less partner who was doing morning exercises with them just now.
No.20 Seven Festivals Oh Huo
"meow"
Wu Xie stretched out his paws and pressed the keyboard for a long time, but he was tired of pressing the keyboard, but now he has a human mind, and he can't hold back his face, like when he was just a simple kitten before, he collapsed into a cat cake all of a sudden, Wu Xie is very reserved Sitting upright, he subconsciously licked his paws, and suddenly woke up what he was doing, and hurriedly put down his paws, the tips of his ears were hot.
Zhang Qiling didn't notice Wu Xie's small movements, and very naturally hugged Wu Xie in his arms, leaning against his warm chest, Wu Xie's whole body stiffened immediately, his little tail stiffened straight, like a stick, his whole body Zhang Qiling noticed that something was wrong with the kitten in his arms, and rubbed it in a comforting manner, but Wu Xiemiao became even more uncomfortable, and struggled with a "meow", Zhang Qiling protected him to prevent him from falling, and frowned slightly: " What's the matter? Uncomfortable hug? Did it hit you?"
"Meow meow meow"
Wu Xie-miao trembled all over and shook her head frantically. There was no discomfort. On the contrary, the muscles of Zhang Qiling's body, which had practiced martial arts all the year round, were firm and elastic, and he still had a slight body temperature. This is not the point, the point is that he is a little brother!He is Zhang Qiling!
Although he is a cat now, he is still a big man like Wu Xie in his heart!Wu Xie made up his mind about his physical state, how shy he looked when Zhang Qiling held his arms in his arms and tilted his head against the other's chest, he felt his whole body was going to burn.
Looking at Zhang Qiling still looking upright, he looked at him very seriously, and asked him if he felt uncomfortable, Wu Xie panicked, little brother, don't be like this, you are not afraid of anything when you are upright, I can't, I have ghosts in my heart ah.
However, resistance is useless. A kitten that is not even big enough to slap can't escape Zhang Qiling's Wuzhishan even though it is suckling. Putting it into his arms, he was used to holding the cat these days, so he naturally adjusted the cat to a comfortable position and pressed it in his arms. After being in his arms, the two small ears drooped, as if giving up resistance.
Forget it, form is better than people, and besides, he has already struggled, so it’s not considered to be actively eating brother’s tofu, so be it, if you can’t resist life, then enjoy life.Wu Xie successfully persuaded himself, and then stopped struggling, and curled up in Zhang Qiling's embrace with peace of mind, even squinting his eyes comfortably, flicking his little tail happily.
"So Tianzhen doesn't know what happened?" Fatty groaned for a while after reading the story, then came back to his senses: "I didn't know anything after talking with Xiaotian for a long time?"
Unconvinced, Wu Xie-miao poked out his paw from Zhang Qiling's arms and waved it in protest. With two "meows", he struggled out of Zhang Qiling's arms, ran to the computer and continued typing, and soon a new line of words appeared in front of everyone. before.
"After being knocked out, I woke up halfway. I was taken to a place that looked like a laboratory. There was a man who was obviously the leader. Everyone called him 'Boss'. I couldn't move at the time and was given an injection. After that, I don’t know anything about it.”
Hei Xiazi said: "This news seems to have no reference value. The title of 'boss' is too common. When you go out to eat noodles in Lanzhou Ramen next door, the person who cooks the noodles is also the boss. You can't identify the other party's identity just by this title. Apprentice, do you remember anything else? For example, what does the 'boss' look like?"
Wu Xie-miao raised her head and thought about it for a while, and then began to type: "You are very young, tall, dressed in black, but you can't see his face, he is completely wrapped up." Wu Xie-miao thought for a while and suddenly remembered A little something, added, "One more thing, if I remember correctly, most of those people called him 'Boss', but once a person called him 'Mr. Liu' instead of that, if not If you guess wrong, that person's surname is Liu."
"The surname is Liu." Xiaohua said, "This news is very useful, and our search area will be much smaller. The person who was caught when we were attacked before also said that his boss sent them to kill my brother and catch Wu Xie. It is also a tightly wrapped person, and it seems that it is probably the 'Mr. Liu' that Wu Xie saw in the laboratory."
Xiaohua turned to look at Fatty and the others: "By the way, I haven't asked yet, what happened to your injuries, and what made you look this way."
The fat man was choking on his saliva and coughing frantically, while the black blind man had a weird expression, coughing dryly and turning his head away to pretend he didn't hear.
Xiao Hua asked in surprise, "Did you really get hit by a cat?"
The blind man/fat man nodded sadly and angrily.
Xiao Hua: "Oh Huo."
No.20 The evil meow in the eighth section is back!
What happened is actually very speechless and funny. It is actually very difficult to find the traces of stray cats, because stray cats do not have household registration, and they are small in size and flexible, and the places where they often move are also corners and eaves that cannot be monitored by surveillance cameras. , so there is no way to check the trajectory of the action.Fatty and the others have nothing to do, they can only spread people out and look for them inch by inch with Wu Shanju as the center.The blind man gave an idea. According to folklore, stray cats have their own news network. If some people lose their domestic cats, they will take pictures of the cats to find nearby stray cats, ask them to eat, and ask them to help. Find your own cat, and promise that if you find it, you will be thankful, and your cat will come back by itself in a short time.It sounds very mysterious, but now they have even seen a human being transformed into a cat, and it is not too difficult for a cat to become a spirit.
In addition, the people who happened to be searching around found a few wild cats around, so the two of them wanted to give it a try, and went to those cats with a bag of imported cat food and the photo of Wu Xie-miao that the fat man had secretly taken before. In the end, I don't know whether they didn't find the right cat or the two old men looked too fierce. In short, the group of wild cats stared at them coldly for almost half an hour without any movement. When he took a step forward and wanted to raise his voice, the wild cats exploded with a "meow", and all the wild cats showed their claws and teeth and rushed towards them. The two fat people were caught off guard. Injured, he fled back in despair.
The fat man was depressed to death: "What the hell did those cats eat to grow up with such powerful claws? Fatty, my clothes were almost torn into strips of cloth! Folklore and so on are all bluffing!"
After hearing the heroic deeds of the two of them, Zhang Qiling remained calm, while Xiaohua slapped the table with a blunt smile. People can clearly see his dislike and speechlessness. He has the memory of being a cat at that time. At that time, he can't remember anything. He only thinks that he is an ordinary cat, lonely and thin. Poor little bully, among the stray cats, his "cat fate" is extremely poor, so he asked other stray cats to help him find him, how could he find him?
Xiaohua laughed wildly and slapped the table: "Hahaha, you two, look, look, even Wu Xie despises you two hahaha! Our Wu Xie is not a normal cat even if he is a cat, you go to the stray cat and ask him where he is, How is it possible to ask? Even if you ask, how do you expect those cats to tell you about Brother Wu Xie? Meow meow? Hahahaha!"
The two were even more ashamed, and quickly found an excuse to slip away.
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At night, because Wu Xie is still in the form of a cat and lacks self-protection ability, in order to ensure his safety, he still sleeps in the same room with Zhang Qiling. After being put on the bedside, Wu Xie feels uncomfortable. Zhang Qiling went to take a bath, and the bathroom light was on. , the sound of splashing water came to his ears through the vague glass door. The conditions were poor when he went to the field before, and it's not like he didn't live in the same room with Poker, but at that time he was really simple-minded , I didn't find it strange that the boring and monotonous sound of water from another person taking a shower in the bathroom next to me was weird.Now the same scene and the same sound of water, but he can no longer be as calm as before.
Wu Xie was fidgeting, feeling hot all over as if someone was roasting in an oven. After trotting around the bed twice and found that there was no way to distract, he could only curl up into a ball under the quilt in frustration. Pull down the ears and press them firmly—don’t listen, don’t listen, sleep and sleep!When you fall asleep, there is nothing!
Originally, he was just deceiving himself and thinking about going to sleep silently in his heart. Wu Xie thought that he probably couldn't fall asleep, but he fell asleep in a daze for some reason while lying down.
In the dream, he saw the river again, the river flowing alone in the dark, emitting a little bit of light.He remembered the experience when he was hypnotized, and he recovered the memory of being "Wu Xie" in the upper reaches of the river.The river appeared again, Wu Xie hesitated for a moment, and then walked upstream along the river again by instinct.
All the way is scattered light spots, which converge into the river and become waves rushing down with more light spots, and also escape from the river water and float into the surrounding darkness, becoming stars all over the sky, and floating erratically The dots of light were wandering in the air like fireflies, many of which were attracted by Wu Xie and circled around him. Wu Xie tried to reach out to touch the dots of light, but the little dots of light backed away as if shy, and walked away from him. Slipping away from his hand, Wu Xie was stunned, but it wasn't because of the naughty spot of light. Instead, he lowered his head and looked at his hands. They were a pair of beautiful hands. The knuckles of the hand are obviously clear and tough that belong to men, but they also have a bit of the handsome and gentleness that is unique to scholars, but these are not the point. The point is that these are a pair of hands that undoubtedly belong to human beings.
Wu Xie clearly remembered what was going on with him now. He was just a kitten that could barely reach the palm of his hand, and the last time he appeared by the river because of hypnosis, he also appeared as a kitten, but now he I actually saw a pair of human hands, could it be...
He hurriedly looked down, and was pleasantly surprised to find that at some point, his eyesight was raised a lot, and he didn't walk on all fours in the shape of a cat. When he lowered his head, what he saw was his most familiar figure , he turned back into a human!
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Zhang Qiling takes a bath very quickly. Unlike ordinary people who enjoy hot water and relax while taking a bath, he takes a bath simply to clean his body, and soon comes out of the bathroom in his pajamas. lamp, the gentle light covered the whole room with a layer of gentle and comfortable veil, Zhang Qiling walked to the bed but suddenly paused, his eyes fixed: "Wu Xie?"
The bed is empty, where is the shadow of the kitten?
Zhang Qiling looked at the door, the door was closed, the kitten couldn’t get out, it was still in the room, Zhang Qiling heard the unusually rapid breathing from the outside of the closet without much effort, he stretched out his hand for the closet door, the inside immediately A loud shout: "Don't move!"
Zhang Qiling stopped in the air with his hand, and slowly he realized something was wrong, his originally silent expression melted away like ice, showing a little bit of surprise and joy, Wu Xie, who is a cat, can't speak, he just recovered Wu Xie's ceremony is still a cat in other aspects, so it is absolutely impossible for Wu Xie, who is a cat, to say "Don't move!" in a human voice, so who said this sentence?
Zhang Qiling was pleasantly surprised: "Wu Xie? Have you changed back?" He stretched out his hand again to open the cabinet door, but there was another sound of "Do not open the door" from inside the cabinet, and the surprise in Zhang Qiling's heart was suppressed, and he calmed down Thinking questions: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"
"..."
There was silence inside.
Zhang Qiling asked: "What's the matter? Why do you want to hide after changing back? Is there any problem?" Zhang Qiling thought for a while: He has just grown up from a cat, so hide, hide in the closet, and then contact the words he overheard In this story Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio, Zhang Qiling came to a conclusion, "...are you wearing no clothes?"
There was a muffled "boom" in the cabinet, as if someone's head had hit the wall.
After a while, Wu Xie's broken voice came from inside: "...Little brother, you have been led to the wrong end."
Zhang Qiling didn't speak, and he felt innocent.
There was depression and despair in Wu Xie's voice, as well as a taste of broken jars: "You should be mentally prepared."
Zhang Qiling nodded: "Well, it's done."
There was another silence inside, and then there was a creak, and the cabinet door was pushed open.The closet is very big, more than enough to accommodate one person. This was originally Wu Xie's room, and the closet was full of Wu Xie's clothes, so the clothes in the closet were piled up in a mess, and had nothing to do with the word "tidy". And now a person is buried in the pile of clothes, his whole body is hidden in the pile of clothes, only his head is exposed, and a shirt is on his head to cover his hair tightly. Zhang Qiling is really shocked by this look. He was silent for a moment, then raised his hand, and amidst Wu Xie's protests, he irresistibly tore off the shirt he was trying to cover up, and the truth that Wu Xie had been trying to cover up was mercilessly exposed in front of Zhang Qiling—in his soft In the middle of the hair, a pair of fluffy cat ears stick out, trembling in a panic.
Zhang Qiling: "Pfft."
Wu Xie became angry from embarrassment: "Stuffy oil bottle! What are you laughing at!"
"No, you got it wrong." Zhang Qiling lied and lied without changing his expression, calmly raised his hand and rubbed the furry cat ears on Wu Xie's head, "I mean, it's very cute."
No.20 Nine Sections Steel Straight Man Zhang Qiling
Wu Xie's cat ears are exactly the replica of the pair of ears he had when he was a kitten. They are the same color and furry, and they are also very shy. They tremble and tremble when people stare at them. They are so cute.
Zhang Qiling was completely unable to resist the cat's ears' cute offensive, so he took the opportunity to rub those ears again and again. Wu Xie became furious, blushing and covering his poor cat's ears to avoid Zhang Qiling's evil hands: "What are you doing! Don't touch it!"
Zhang Qiling remained calm, but withdrew his hand reluctantly in his heart: "Why did you suddenly change back? Why are you hiding in the closet?"
Wu Xie covered his ears and crawled out of the pile of clothes with a blushing face. It was not for nothing that he hid in the closet. He had already torn out two clothes and put them on. Although it was a winter wool long-sleeved pair and a summer blue He was wearing red underpants with big red flowers, but he was not naked. After he came out, he didn’t stand properly. He turned sideways to Zhang Qiling, and twisted into a strange posture. The dissatisfied shout made people turn around, and as expected, behind Wu Xie, there was something bulging in the big blue-and-red-flowered underpants, which seemed to be covered inside Feeling very uncomfortable, Zhang Qiling stretched out his hand and pressed it down, the thing trembled, and a fluffy tail sprang out from under the trouser legs with red flowers on a blue background.
Zhang Qiling: "Pfft."
Wu Xie was furious: "What are you doing, stuffy oil bottle?! Why are you moving my tail!" I managed to stuff it in!
Zhang Qiling looked stern: "Don't move."
The word "Don't move" is like a spell for fixing the body. The memory he has cultivated for a long time in the dark tomb and his subconscious obedience to Zhang Qiling made Wu Xie freeze in place, daring not to move, and the tail behind him shook nervously. , After realizing it, he immediately stiffened into a stick and remained motionless, for fear of causing trouble to Zhang Qiling because of a slight flick of his tail.
"Brother? What's the matter?" The anger caused by the attack on the tail dissipated, Wu Xie didn't dare to move, and asked in a low voice, "Is there anything behind me? Is there a monster?"
Zhang Qiling looked solemn, turned behind Wu Xie, stretched out his hand to grab the tightly stretched tail, the tail was stiff because of Wu Xie's tension, you could feel all the muscles under the soft fluff when you pinched it It tensed up, but the hand felt good. Zhang Qiling pinched it subconsciously, and suddenly felt Wu Xie trembling in front of him, and his voice was startled and annoyed: "Brother, what are you doing? Don't pinch!"
Zhang Qiling didn't answer at all, and even more vigorously stroked the tail to the root, from the middle of the tail to the bottom of the trouser legs, even barely touching that piece of skin during the movement.This pair of shorts is too short, even below the trouser legs, it is infinitely close to the taboo area on the top of the thighs. Zhang Qiling's hand is moving in this place, and he is still holding his tail in his hand!Wu Xie just felt that he was going crazy, and Zhang Qiling's two-character body-holding spell was useless. He flicked his hand to release Zhang Qiling's hand grabbing his tail and quickly escaped from this dangerous atmosphere, but he slapped it hard With a thud, someone grabbed his wrist firmly and couldn't move, Zhang Qiling said in a deep voice, "I'm sorry."
Before Wu Xie had time to ask him why he was sorry, why was he being so polite to him suddenly, there was a sudden chill on his buttocks, a gust of cold wind blew past, a chill hit his buttocks, and his pants were pulled off!
quilt!Grill!Down!Come!up!
Although only half of it was taken off, it was still taken off!
Wu Xie didn't even get angry or roar this time, his brain was blanked by this sudden accident, he could feel his poor shorts hanging on his body, barely covering half of his buttocks, the upper half of his buttocks were exposed, the cold wind blowing However, he could even feel a line of sight falling right there!
Wu Xie's mind was blank, without anger or embarrassment, on the contrary he was a little dazed, was he dreaming?Otherwise, Zhang Qiling, who has always been like a fairy, would do such a shocking act of pulling people's tails, picking up people's pants, and unscrupulously staring at people's buttocks?
No.30 small ambiguity
Or, did he actually do this on purpose, to make use of it?Could it be that he actually has the same thoughts as himself, deliberately doing these ambiguous actions that arouse people's daydreams?
Thinking of this possibility, Wu Xie only felt that his face was "coaxed" like a fire, and he slapped himself in the heart, don't think about it, how is it possible?My little brother has always regarded me as a brother, a simple brother, how can I pretend to be affectionate and suspect that the other party has the same thoughts about me just because I have some thoughts of surpassing him in my heart?This kind of thought must never be there from the very beginning. If such a thought takes root in my heart, it is almost destined to burst out at a certain inadvertent moment in the future, inducing myself to act or utter beyond words. This emotion that he only dared to secretly hide in his heart was unscrupulously displayed in front of the other party.
Wu Xie would never allow this to happen, he would never tolerate being able to scare Zhang Qiling because of impulsiveness, Wu Xie was not without frustration thinking, he would hate me, because a good brother who knows that he was born and died is hugging him With such thoughts, maybe he will be frightened and leave again without saying a word, and this time, even if Wu Xie really blows up the bronze door, he will not be able to get him back.
So, you can't say, you can't think, Wu Xie told himself that this is already very good, he is willing to stay by his side, he can see him every day, and he doesn't have to worry about when the other party will suddenly disappear.He should be content.
Wu Xie took a deep breath, forcibly cooling down his excited blood, and expressed surprise and embarrassment just like a normal fraternity would do, symbolically twisting and twisting to express his desire to save his pants, said : "Brother, what are you doing?"
Zhang Qiling once again stopped Wu Xie from moving around: "Don't move." He held Wu Xie's waist so that Wu Xie couldn't twist around, raised his hand and touched the base of Wu Xie's tail.
Wu Xie's tail was seamlessly connected to his body, without any trace of splicing, as if the tail should have grown there. The tail protruded from the position of the tailbone, and the part close to the skin had only thin fluff. Continue The fluff gradually becomes dense and fluffy forward, from light white to warm orange like a kitten's tail. The tail is long enough to hang from the buttocks to the ground, and the end is tilted up inertially. Unconscious swaying, swaying and swaying is quite seductive.
Zhang Qiling was not shy at all. After making sure that Wu Xie would not move, he stretched out his hand and pressed Faqiu's two fingers on the base of the tail. Wu Xie trembled in shock. His tail was far more sensitive than the skin on other parts of his body, especially the base of the tail. , its sensitivity is no less than that of the original sensitive zone on a man's body, such a sensitive base of the tail was brutally attacked, Wu Xie couldn't help but yelled, Zhang Qiling raised his head: "What's wrong?"
"It's okay, it's nothing." Wu Xie recited the Qingxin mantra frantically in his heart, trying to suppress the weird feeling caused by the attack on his tail, and forced himself to be calm: "Don't worry about me, you continue."
Zhang Qiling did not doubt that he was there, and continued to look down at Wu Xie's tail. The appearance of this tail was really unbelievable. Zhang Qiling pressed the part where the tail connects to the skin, and he could clearly feel that the tailbone was indeed connected to the tailbone Yes, it seems that it should have grown there. This is a wonderful thing. The human physiological structure has already degenerated the tail, leaving only a short tailbone as the trace of the organ that once existed. Wu How can Xie break through the physiological boundaries and grow a tail abruptly?Moreover, the type of this tail is wrong. According to the theory of evolution, humans evolved from ancient apes. Even if the tail appeared in the ancestors, it should be an ape tail. How could it be a cat tail?
There are also ears, although a pair of cat ears and a cat tail added to Wu Xie's body are really cute, but when you think about it calmly, the appearance of these two organs is really unreasonable.Thinking that Wu Xie was completely in the state of a cat before, he frowned even more. Ears and tails are still trivial matters. It is too trivial to turn a living person into a kitten, and even make him lose his memory of being a human. Outrageous, what kind of power is it that can ignore the completely different size and mass differences between cats and humans, and really make people switch freely between animal and human forms like the monsters in the story?
Zhang Qiling frowned and pressed down on the skin near the base of the tail, thinking constantly in his mind.Wu Xie's face turned redder and redder with his movements, and his tail was extremely sensitive. Zhang Qiling's every stroke seemed to press on his heart, and he was almost about to be pushed into a physiological reaction. In the end, he couldn't take it anymore. Unbearable, he snatched his tail from Zhang Qiling's hand, and he wanted to break free from Zhang Qiling's hand on his waist, but Zhang Qiling's strength was so great that he struggled to grab the opponent's hand but remained motionless, his face turned red It was so severe, the voice was hoarse to cover up the trembling of the voice: "Brother, don't press it!"
Zhang Qiling said "Huh?", with a raised ending to express doubts, Wu Xie hurriedly explained: "That place feels, feels a little bad, it's very bad! I feel very uncomfortable when you press it down, how about we stop pressing it? "
"Uncomfortable?" Zhang Qiling asked back.
Wu Xie nodded immediately: "That's right! It's very uncomfortable! Why don't you look at it from another place? Just a tail is nothing to look at, is it?"
"But your complexion doesn't look uncomfortable." Zhang Qiling was so stubborn and straight at this time, he looked at Wu Xie's flushed face seriously, "Your face is very red, are you hot?"
"No, I'm not hot at all. I blushed because I was too uncomfortable." Wu Xie forced a smile, "So why don't you check in another place?"
Zhang Qiling pointed out very straightly: "Uncomfortable will not make people blush." He carefully looked up and down Wu Xie's face, "The blush is mostly due to excitement, what are you excited about?"
"I……"
Wu Xie's face became more and more stiff. Before Wu Xie broke out, Zhang Qi Lingfu suddenly realized: "You are shy."
Wu Xie's face became even more rigid.
Zhang Qiling continued: "Not only are you shy, but you are also emotional." Zhang Qiling paused, confirmed his conclusion, and said in an affirmative tone: "You are emotional."
Wu Xie's face was completely cracked.
Damn it, Zhang Qiling, how dare you *his* mother* say the word "passionate" in such a blunt tone in front of someone who has a crush on you? !
No.30 Straight man Lao Zhang runs away with boyfriend online~
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Damn it, Zhang Qiling, how dare you *his* mother* say the word "passionate" in such a blunt tone in front of someone who has a crush on you? !
The blushing caused by the attack on the sensitive *sensitive* belt of the tail dissipated almost instantly, Wu Xie's face was very ugly, when Zhang Qiling wanted to reach out to press his tail again, he slapped his hand away fiercely, and broke free from Zhang Qiling's imprisonment The arm around his waist took two steps back: "Zhang Qiling! What on earth do you want! Do you know what you are doing?!"
Zhang Qiling was caught off guard by Wu Xie's anger, and stood up straight, with a hint of confusion on his expressionless face, he had no idea why Wu Xie was angry, did he say anything too much?No, what he said was the truth.
He forgot that sometimes, the last thing to tell is the truth, the truth.
"Zhang Qiling, what exactly do you want?" Wu Xiexie gritted his teeth fiercely, flicked his tail violently behind him, and the two cat ears on the top of his head were also raised. If he was still in the form of a cat, the hair all over his body would definitely They all exploded, "Did you do it on purpose? Did you already know what I was thinking about you, so you deliberately teased me to see myself exposed? Oh, then you succeeded, I will do what you wish I've said it all, are you satisfied? What should you do next? It's time to reject me sternly, so hurry up!"
Zhang Qiling frowned: "What did you say? What do you think of me?"
Zhang Qiling simply didn't understand what he said, but to Wu Xie, he was clearly asking out of the blue. After all this was said, he was still asking out of the blue. Could it be that he wanted to humiliate him?Wu Xie's heart became colder and colder, and all the worries and hesitation he had previously forgotten were all behind him, and he smiled coldly: "What do I think about you?"
Wu Xie stepped forward suddenly, and took two steps in front of Zhang Qiling. The close distance made Zhang Qiling feel a little uncomfortable. Before he could back away, Wu Xie reached out and clasped his waist, and stretched out his other hand to the back of his neck.The back of the neck is a fatal position, Zhang Qiling wanted to dodge subconsciously, and suddenly remembered that the person in front of him was not someone else but Wu Xie, he hesitated for a moment, but still stood still, allowing Wu Xie to grab his back neck and get closer, then I felt like something was pressing heavily on my lips.
Soft, warm, trembling with tension.
It's Wu Xie.
Zhang Qiling was stunned.Wu Xie let go of him as soon as he touched him, took two steps back, and smiled coldly: "Got it!" Wu Xie really couldn't wait any longer, he was afraid of seeing Zhang Qiling's next reaction, afraid of seeing Zhang Qiling's anger with his own eyes He didn't even give Zhang Qiling time to react to the disgusted expression, he grabbed a few clothes from the side with his hands and rushed out of the room.
"bang"
There was a loud noise, and the door was closed heavily. Zhang Qiling stood there in a daze, stretched out his hand and pressed his lips. After all, his age was there. He was very clear about what Wu Xie's actions meant, and it was precisely because of his clarity that he Will be in a daze for so long.
It turns out that Wu Xie has always thought about herself...is that the way she thinks?
Zhang Qiling is not surprised, he has lived for too long, it is not that he has not met people who admire him, both women and men, he has never responded, but he understands the feelings of those people, liking someone is not a mistake, but In his eyes, it is not an unforgivable crime for a man to like another man. He is just surprised. Is it because he is too slow, or Wu Xie is really hiding it too well. It was discovered that Wu Xie had always had such thoughts.
Zhang Qiling has no resentment or disgust in his heart, he does not hate Wu Xie, nor does he hate Wu Xie's thoughts on him, on the contrary, he is happy, unreasonably happy, like a tender green sprout sprouting from the heart, As soon as the wind blows, it covers the entire heart, and his chest is full of joy that he has never felt before. Zhang Qiling thought that he should also be happy with Wu Xie.
This is great, Wu Xie is pleasing to him, and he is also pleasing to Wu Xie.
There is nothing better in the world than this.
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However, the situation on Wu Xie's side was not so good.
He randomly dragged two pieces of clothes and went downstairs. He only remembered that he couldn’t run around outside in disheveled clothes, but he forgot that his transformation from a cat to a human being was the most serious event. Go up to Xiaohua Fatty and the blind man who are drinking tea and eating snacks downstairs.
"puff"
"puff"
"puff"
The three of them stared round in unison, and sprayed out the tea from their mouths at the same time. The fat man choked on the broken snacks and coughed violently.
"You, you, Wu Xie?" Xiaohua slammed her phone on the table, and said in shock, "You've changed back?!"
"How did you come back to your motherly innocence?! Why didn't you tell us?" The fat man was so shocked that his voice changed.
"Yo, big apprentice, you have transformed back. What is this on your head? Cat ears? Hey? And a tail? Apprentice, are you going to play a cosplay in response to the trend?" The black glasses have bad eyesight, but the eyes are extremely poisonous, Grab the point at a glance.
Wu Xie: "...!!"
Damn stuffy oil bottle!It made him forget the most important thing!It actually came out with the cat ears and cat tail directly on it!
No.30 Shortness of breath in the second festival
"So that means, you don't know what's going on, so you suddenly changed from a cat back to a human?" Xiaohua said.
Wu Xie nodded. He wore a hat on his head and a long windbreaker, which tightly covered the cat ears and cat tail that seriously damaged his manly image, and said: "The only sign is a dream, the dream The background is very similar to the dream I had when Dr. Luo hypnotized me, after waking up from the dream, I became human again."
Xiaohua was thoughtful: "From this point of view, it's Lao Luo's hypnosis.
After all, with only one paw, pressing letters one by one, it is still very difficult to type a long speech. It took a while for Wu Xie to type out another sentence: "I was attacked."
In the following time, a few people sat in a row watching Wu Xie and a cat typing slowly. Because typing was very difficult, Wu Xie could only type a few words and roughly talked about what he had experienced. I can ignore it for the time being, but through the few words Wu Xie typed into the Word document, the fog on the matter of Wu Xie's disappearance finally dissipated a little after half a year.
The reason why Zhang Qiling and the others haven't found any clues about Wu Xie's disappearance is because, on the one hand, it's not the Taoist people they are familiar with, but another group of people who had almost nothing to do with their circle in the past. On the other hand, it was because this incident happened without warning, even Wu Xie himself did not notice it beforehand, he just went out for a walk in a very ordinary way that day, the greenery around Wushanju is very good, and there is a wave of light in front of him The sparkling West Lake, he ran along the West Lake according to his usual habits, and without warning, a van suddenly made a big turn from the road and rushed into the sidewalk, scaring everyone who came out to exercise like him. The van was obviously premeditated, and rushed straight towards Wu Xie, passing Wu Xie just in time. Wu Xie didn't even have time to react, the van door opened, one hand dragged him in, closed the door, drove, and was in Wu Xie again. A second before Xie stood up to resist, a heavy hand knife slashed the back of his neck, making him fall into a coma instantly.
Everything happened too fast, and Wu Xie was unprepared. It wasn't until the van snatched someone away that people around could react. The most terrible thing was that because of the angle and other reasons, no one even noticed that the van was rushing. One person was caught in less than two seconds on the sidewalk. All the people who finally reacted just called the police to say that someone was driving illegally here. No one realized that there was only one less partner who was doing morning exercises with them just now.
No.20 Seven Festivals Oh Huo
"meow"
Wu Xie stretched out his paws and pressed the keyboard for a long time, but he was tired of pressing the keyboard, but now he has a human mind, and he can't hold back his face, like when he was just a simple kitten before, he collapsed into a cat cake all of a sudden, Wu Xie is very reserved Sitting upright, he subconsciously licked his paws, and suddenly woke up what he was doing, and hurriedly put down his paws, the tips of his ears were hot.
Zhang Qiling didn't notice Wu Xie's small movements, and very naturally hugged Wu Xie in his arms, leaning against his warm chest, Wu Xie's whole body stiffened immediately, his little tail stiffened straight, like a stick, his whole body Zhang Qiling noticed that something was wrong with the kitten in his arms, and rubbed it in a comforting manner, but Wu Xiemiao became even more uncomfortable, and struggled with a "meow", Zhang Qiling protected him to prevent him from falling, and frowned slightly: " What's the matter? Uncomfortable hug? Did it hit you?"
"Meow meow meow"
Wu Xie-miao trembled all over and shook her head frantically. There was no discomfort. On the contrary, the muscles of Zhang Qiling's body, which had practiced martial arts all the year round, were firm and elastic, and he still had a slight body temperature. This is not the point, the point is that he is a little brother!He is Zhang Qiling!
Although he is a cat now, he is still a big man like Wu Xie in his heart!Wu Xie made up his mind about his physical state, how shy he looked when Zhang Qiling held his arms in his arms and tilted his head against the other's chest, he felt his whole body was going to burn.
Looking at Zhang Qiling still looking upright, he looked at him very seriously, and asked him if he felt uncomfortable, Wu Xie panicked, little brother, don't be like this, you are not afraid of anything when you are upright, I can't, I have ghosts in my heart ah.
However, resistance is useless. A kitten that is not even big enough to slap can't escape Zhang Qiling's Wuzhishan even though it is suckling. Putting it into his arms, he was used to holding the cat these days, so he naturally adjusted the cat to a comfortable position and pressed it in his arms. After being in his arms, the two small ears drooped, as if giving up resistance.
Forget it, form is better than people, and besides, he has already struggled, so it’s not considered to be actively eating brother’s tofu, so be it, if you can’t resist life, then enjoy life.Wu Xie successfully persuaded himself, and then stopped struggling, and curled up in Zhang Qiling's embrace with peace of mind, even squinting his eyes comfortably, flicking his little tail happily.
"So Tianzhen doesn't know what happened?" Fatty groaned for a while after reading the story, then came back to his senses: "I didn't know anything after talking with Xiaotian for a long time?"
Unconvinced, Wu Xie-miao poked out his paw from Zhang Qiling's arms and waved it in protest. With two "meows", he struggled out of Zhang Qiling's arms, ran to the computer and continued typing, and soon a new line of words appeared in front of everyone. before.
"After being knocked out, I woke up halfway. I was taken to a place that looked like a laboratory. There was a man who was obviously the leader. Everyone called him 'Boss'. I couldn't move at the time and was given an injection. After that, I don’t know anything about it.”
Hei Xiazi said: "This news seems to have no reference value. The title of 'boss' is too common. When you go out to eat noodles in Lanzhou Ramen next door, the person who cooks the noodles is also the boss. You can't identify the other party's identity just by this title. Apprentice, do you remember anything else? For example, what does the 'boss' look like?"
Wu Xie-miao raised her head and thought about it for a while, and then began to type: "You are very young, tall, dressed in black, but you can't see his face, he is completely wrapped up." Wu Xie-miao thought for a while and suddenly remembered A little something, added, "One more thing, if I remember correctly, most of those people called him 'Boss', but once a person called him 'Mr. Liu' instead of that, if not If you guess wrong, that person's surname is Liu."
"The surname is Liu." Xiaohua said, "This news is very useful, and our search area will be much smaller. The person who was caught when we were attacked before also said that his boss sent them to kill my brother and catch Wu Xie. It is also a tightly wrapped person, and it seems that it is probably the 'Mr. Liu' that Wu Xie saw in the laboratory."
Xiaohua turned to look at Fatty and the others: "By the way, I haven't asked yet, what happened to your injuries, and what made you look this way."
The fat man was choking on his saliva and coughing frantically, while the black blind man had a weird expression, coughing dryly and turning his head away to pretend he didn't hear.
Xiao Hua asked in surprise, "Did you really get hit by a cat?"
The blind man/fat man nodded sadly and angrily.
Xiao Hua: "Oh Huo."
No.20 The evil meow in the eighth section is back!
What happened is actually very speechless and funny. It is actually very difficult to find the traces of stray cats, because stray cats do not have household registration, and they are small in size and flexible, and the places where they often move are also corners and eaves that cannot be monitored by surveillance cameras. , so there is no way to check the trajectory of the action.Fatty and the others have nothing to do, they can only spread people out and look for them inch by inch with Wu Shanju as the center.The blind man gave an idea. According to folklore, stray cats have their own news network. If some people lose their domestic cats, they will take pictures of the cats to find nearby stray cats, ask them to eat, and ask them to help. Find your own cat, and promise that if you find it, you will be thankful, and your cat will come back by itself in a short time.It sounds very mysterious, but now they have even seen a human being transformed into a cat, and it is not too difficult for a cat to become a spirit.
In addition, the people who happened to be searching around found a few wild cats around, so the two of them wanted to give it a try, and went to those cats with a bag of imported cat food and the photo of Wu Xie-miao that the fat man had secretly taken before. In the end, I don't know whether they didn't find the right cat or the two old men looked too fierce. In short, the group of wild cats stared at them coldly for almost half an hour without any movement. When he took a step forward and wanted to raise his voice, the wild cats exploded with a "meow", and all the wild cats showed their claws and teeth and rushed towards them. The two fat people were caught off guard. Injured, he fled back in despair.
The fat man was depressed to death: "What the hell did those cats eat to grow up with such powerful claws? Fatty, my clothes were almost torn into strips of cloth! Folklore and so on are all bluffing!"
After hearing the heroic deeds of the two of them, Zhang Qiling remained calm, while Xiaohua slapped the table with a blunt smile. People can clearly see his dislike and speechlessness. He has the memory of being a cat at that time. At that time, he can't remember anything. He only thinks that he is an ordinary cat, lonely and thin. Poor little bully, among the stray cats, his "cat fate" is extremely poor, so he asked other stray cats to help him find him, how could he find him?
Xiaohua laughed wildly and slapped the table: "Hahaha, you two, look, look, even Wu Xie despises you two hahaha! Our Wu Xie is not a normal cat even if he is a cat, you go to the stray cat and ask him where he is, How is it possible to ask? Even if you ask, how do you expect those cats to tell you about Brother Wu Xie? Meow meow? Hahahaha!"
The two were even more ashamed, and quickly found an excuse to slip away.
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At night, because Wu Xie is still in the form of a cat and lacks self-protection ability, in order to ensure his safety, he still sleeps in the same room with Zhang Qiling. After being put on the bedside, Wu Xie feels uncomfortable. Zhang Qiling went to take a bath, and the bathroom light was on. , the sound of splashing water came to his ears through the vague glass door. The conditions were poor when he went to the field before, and it's not like he didn't live in the same room with Poker, but at that time he was really simple-minded , I didn't find it strange that the boring and monotonous sound of water from another person taking a shower in the bathroom next to me was weird.Now the same scene and the same sound of water, but he can no longer be as calm as before.
Wu Xie was fidgeting, feeling hot all over as if someone was roasting in an oven. After trotting around the bed twice and found that there was no way to distract, he could only curl up into a ball under the quilt in frustration. Pull down the ears and press them firmly—don’t listen, don’t listen, sleep and sleep!When you fall asleep, there is nothing!
Originally, he was just deceiving himself and thinking about going to sleep silently in his heart. Wu Xie thought that he probably couldn't fall asleep, but he fell asleep in a daze for some reason while lying down.
In the dream, he saw the river again, the river flowing alone in the dark, emitting a little bit of light.He remembered the experience when he was hypnotized, and he recovered the memory of being "Wu Xie" in the upper reaches of the river.The river appeared again, Wu Xie hesitated for a moment, and then walked upstream along the river again by instinct.
All the way is scattered light spots, which converge into the river and become waves rushing down with more light spots, and also escape from the river water and float into the surrounding darkness, becoming stars all over the sky, and floating erratically The dots of light were wandering in the air like fireflies, many of which were attracted by Wu Xie and circled around him. Wu Xie tried to reach out to touch the dots of light, but the little dots of light backed away as if shy, and walked away from him. Slipping away from his hand, Wu Xie was stunned, but it wasn't because of the naughty spot of light. Instead, he lowered his head and looked at his hands. They were a pair of beautiful hands. The knuckles of the hand are obviously clear and tough that belong to men, but they also have a bit of the handsome and gentleness that is unique to scholars, but these are not the point. The point is that these are a pair of hands that undoubtedly belong to human beings.
Wu Xie clearly remembered what was going on with him now. He was just a kitten that could barely reach the palm of his hand, and the last time he appeared by the river because of hypnosis, he also appeared as a kitten, but now he I actually saw a pair of human hands, could it be...
He hurriedly looked down, and was pleasantly surprised to find that at some point, his eyesight was raised a lot, and he didn't walk on all fours in the shape of a cat. When he lowered his head, what he saw was his most familiar figure , he turned back into a human!
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Zhang Qiling takes a bath very quickly. Unlike ordinary people who enjoy hot water and relax while taking a bath, he takes a bath simply to clean his body, and soon comes out of the bathroom in his pajamas. lamp, the gentle light covered the whole room with a layer of gentle and comfortable veil, Zhang Qiling walked to the bed but suddenly paused, his eyes fixed: "Wu Xie?"
The bed is empty, where is the shadow of the kitten?
Zhang Qiling looked at the door, the door was closed, the kitten couldn’t get out, it was still in the room, Zhang Qiling heard the unusually rapid breathing from the outside of the closet without much effort, he stretched out his hand for the closet door, the inside immediately A loud shout: "Don't move!"
Zhang Qiling stopped in the air with his hand, and slowly he realized something was wrong, his originally silent expression melted away like ice, showing a little bit of surprise and joy, Wu Xie, who is a cat, can't speak, he just recovered Wu Xie's ceremony is still a cat in other aspects, so it is absolutely impossible for Wu Xie, who is a cat, to say "Don't move!" in a human voice, so who said this sentence?
Zhang Qiling was pleasantly surprised: "Wu Xie? Have you changed back?" He stretched out his hand again to open the cabinet door, but there was another sound of "Do not open the door" from inside the cabinet, and the surprise in Zhang Qiling's heart was suppressed, and he calmed down Thinking questions: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"
"..."
There was silence inside.
Zhang Qiling asked: "What's the matter? Why do you want to hide after changing back? Is there any problem?" Zhang Qiling thought for a while: He has just grown up from a cat, so hide, hide in the closet, and then contact the words he overheard In this story Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio, Zhang Qiling came to a conclusion, "...are you wearing no clothes?"
There was a muffled "boom" in the cabinet, as if someone's head had hit the wall.
After a while, Wu Xie's broken voice came from inside: "...Little brother, you have been led to the wrong end."
Zhang Qiling didn't speak, and he felt innocent.
There was depression and despair in Wu Xie's voice, as well as a taste of broken jars: "You should be mentally prepared."
Zhang Qiling nodded: "Well, it's done."
There was another silence inside, and then there was a creak, and the cabinet door was pushed open.The closet is very big, more than enough to accommodate one person. This was originally Wu Xie's room, and the closet was full of Wu Xie's clothes, so the clothes in the closet were piled up in a mess, and had nothing to do with the word "tidy". And now a person is buried in the pile of clothes, his whole body is hidden in the pile of clothes, only his head is exposed, and a shirt is on his head to cover his hair tightly. Zhang Qiling is really shocked by this look. He was silent for a moment, then raised his hand, and amidst Wu Xie's protests, he irresistibly tore off the shirt he was trying to cover up, and the truth that Wu Xie had been trying to cover up was mercilessly exposed in front of Zhang Qiling—in his soft In the middle of the hair, a pair of fluffy cat ears stick out, trembling in a panic.
Zhang Qiling: "Pfft."
Wu Xie became angry from embarrassment: "Stuffy oil bottle! What are you laughing at!"
"No, you got it wrong." Zhang Qiling lied and lied without changing his expression, calmly raised his hand and rubbed the furry cat ears on Wu Xie's head, "I mean, it's very cute."
No.20 Nine Sections Steel Straight Man Zhang Qiling
Wu Xie's cat ears are exactly the replica of the pair of ears he had when he was a kitten. They are the same color and furry, and they are also very shy. They tremble and tremble when people stare at them. They are so cute.
Zhang Qiling was completely unable to resist the cat's ears' cute offensive, so he took the opportunity to rub those ears again and again. Wu Xie became furious, blushing and covering his poor cat's ears to avoid Zhang Qiling's evil hands: "What are you doing! Don't touch it!"
Zhang Qiling remained calm, but withdrew his hand reluctantly in his heart: "Why did you suddenly change back? Why are you hiding in the closet?"
Wu Xie covered his ears and crawled out of the pile of clothes with a blushing face. It was not for nothing that he hid in the closet. He had already torn out two clothes and put them on. Although it was a winter wool long-sleeved pair and a summer blue He was wearing red underpants with big red flowers, but he was not naked. After he came out, he didn’t stand properly. He turned sideways to Zhang Qiling, and twisted into a strange posture. The dissatisfied shout made people turn around, and as expected, behind Wu Xie, there was something bulging in the big blue-and-red-flowered underpants, which seemed to be covered inside Feeling very uncomfortable, Zhang Qiling stretched out his hand and pressed it down, the thing trembled, and a fluffy tail sprang out from under the trouser legs with red flowers on a blue background.
Zhang Qiling: "Pfft."
Wu Xie was furious: "What are you doing, stuffy oil bottle?! Why are you moving my tail!" I managed to stuff it in!
Zhang Qiling looked stern: "Don't move."
The word "Don't move" is like a spell for fixing the body. The memory he has cultivated for a long time in the dark tomb and his subconscious obedience to Zhang Qiling made Wu Xie freeze in place, daring not to move, and the tail behind him shook nervously. , After realizing it, he immediately stiffened into a stick and remained motionless, for fear of causing trouble to Zhang Qiling because of a slight flick of his tail.
"Brother? What's the matter?" The anger caused by the attack on the tail dissipated, Wu Xie didn't dare to move, and asked in a low voice, "Is there anything behind me? Is there a monster?"
Zhang Qiling looked solemn, turned behind Wu Xie, stretched out his hand to grab the tightly stretched tail, the tail was stiff because of Wu Xie's tension, you could feel all the muscles under the soft fluff when you pinched it It tensed up, but the hand felt good. Zhang Qiling pinched it subconsciously, and suddenly felt Wu Xie trembling in front of him, and his voice was startled and annoyed: "Brother, what are you doing? Don't pinch!"
Zhang Qiling didn't answer at all, and even more vigorously stroked the tail to the root, from the middle of the tail to the bottom of the trouser legs, even barely touching that piece of skin during the movement.This pair of shorts is too short, even below the trouser legs, it is infinitely close to the taboo area on the top of the thighs. Zhang Qiling's hand is moving in this place, and he is still holding his tail in his hand!Wu Xie just felt that he was going crazy, and Zhang Qiling's two-character body-holding spell was useless. He flicked his hand to release Zhang Qiling's hand grabbing his tail and quickly escaped from this dangerous atmosphere, but he slapped it hard With a thud, someone grabbed his wrist firmly and couldn't move, Zhang Qiling said in a deep voice, "I'm sorry."
Before Wu Xie had time to ask him why he was sorry, why was he being so polite to him suddenly, there was a sudden chill on his buttocks, a gust of cold wind blew past, a chill hit his buttocks, and his pants were pulled off!
quilt!Grill!Down!Come!up!
Although only half of it was taken off, it was still taken off!
Wu Xie didn't even get angry or roar this time, his brain was blanked by this sudden accident, he could feel his poor shorts hanging on his body, barely covering half of his buttocks, the upper half of his buttocks were exposed, the cold wind blowing However, he could even feel a line of sight falling right there!
Wu Xie's mind was blank, without anger or embarrassment, on the contrary he was a little dazed, was he dreaming?Otherwise, Zhang Qiling, who has always been like a fairy, would do such a shocking act of pulling people's tails, picking up people's pants, and unscrupulously staring at people's buttocks?
No.30 small ambiguity
Or, did he actually do this on purpose, to make use of it?Could it be that he actually has the same thoughts as himself, deliberately doing these ambiguous actions that arouse people's daydreams?
Thinking of this possibility, Wu Xie only felt that his face was "coaxed" like a fire, and he slapped himself in the heart, don't think about it, how is it possible?My little brother has always regarded me as a brother, a simple brother, how can I pretend to be affectionate and suspect that the other party has the same thoughts about me just because I have some thoughts of surpassing him in my heart?This kind of thought must never be there from the very beginning. If such a thought takes root in my heart, it is almost destined to burst out at a certain inadvertent moment in the future, inducing myself to act or utter beyond words. This emotion that he only dared to secretly hide in his heart was unscrupulously displayed in front of the other party.
Wu Xie would never allow this to happen, he would never tolerate being able to scare Zhang Qiling because of impulsiveness, Wu Xie was not without frustration thinking, he would hate me, because a good brother who knows that he was born and died is hugging him With such thoughts, maybe he will be frightened and leave again without saying a word, and this time, even if Wu Xie really blows up the bronze door, he will not be able to get him back.
So, you can't say, you can't think, Wu Xie told himself that this is already very good, he is willing to stay by his side, he can see him every day, and he doesn't have to worry about when the other party will suddenly disappear.He should be content.
Wu Xie took a deep breath, forcibly cooling down his excited blood, and expressed surprise and embarrassment just like a normal fraternity would do, symbolically twisting and twisting to express his desire to save his pants, said : "Brother, what are you doing?"
Zhang Qiling once again stopped Wu Xie from moving around: "Don't move." He held Wu Xie's waist so that Wu Xie couldn't twist around, raised his hand and touched the base of Wu Xie's tail.
Wu Xie's tail was seamlessly connected to his body, without any trace of splicing, as if the tail should have grown there. The tail protruded from the position of the tailbone, and the part close to the skin had only thin fluff. Continue The fluff gradually becomes dense and fluffy forward, from light white to warm orange like a kitten's tail. The tail is long enough to hang from the buttocks to the ground, and the end is tilted up inertially. Unconscious swaying, swaying and swaying is quite seductive.
Zhang Qiling was not shy at all. After making sure that Wu Xie would not move, he stretched out his hand and pressed Faqiu's two fingers on the base of the tail. Wu Xie trembled in shock. His tail was far more sensitive than the skin on other parts of his body, especially the base of the tail. , its sensitivity is no less than that of the original sensitive zone on a man's body, such a sensitive base of the tail was brutally attacked, Wu Xie couldn't help but yelled, Zhang Qiling raised his head: "What's wrong?"
"It's okay, it's nothing." Wu Xie recited the Qingxin mantra frantically in his heart, trying to suppress the weird feeling caused by the attack on his tail, and forced himself to be calm: "Don't worry about me, you continue."
Zhang Qiling did not doubt that he was there, and continued to look down at Wu Xie's tail. The appearance of this tail was really unbelievable. Zhang Qiling pressed the part where the tail connects to the skin, and he could clearly feel that the tailbone was indeed connected to the tailbone Yes, it seems that it should have grown there. This is a wonderful thing. The human physiological structure has already degenerated the tail, leaving only a short tailbone as the trace of the organ that once existed. Wu How can Xie break through the physiological boundaries and grow a tail abruptly?Moreover, the type of this tail is wrong. According to the theory of evolution, humans evolved from ancient apes. Even if the tail appeared in the ancestors, it should be an ape tail. How could it be a cat tail?
There are also ears, although a pair of cat ears and a cat tail added to Wu Xie's body are really cute, but when you think about it calmly, the appearance of these two organs is really unreasonable.Thinking that Wu Xie was completely in the state of a cat before, he frowned even more. Ears and tails are still trivial matters. It is too trivial to turn a living person into a kitten, and even make him lose his memory of being a human. Outrageous, what kind of power is it that can ignore the completely different size and mass differences between cats and humans, and really make people switch freely between animal and human forms like the monsters in the story?
Zhang Qiling frowned and pressed down on the skin near the base of the tail, thinking constantly in his mind.Wu Xie's face turned redder and redder with his movements, and his tail was extremely sensitive. Zhang Qiling's every stroke seemed to press on his heart, and he was almost about to be pushed into a physiological reaction. In the end, he couldn't take it anymore. Unbearable, he snatched his tail from Zhang Qiling's hand, and he wanted to break free from Zhang Qiling's hand on his waist, but Zhang Qiling's strength was so great that he struggled to grab the opponent's hand but remained motionless, his face turned red It was so severe, the voice was hoarse to cover up the trembling of the voice: "Brother, don't press it!"
Zhang Qiling said "Huh?", with a raised ending to express doubts, Wu Xie hurriedly explained: "That place feels, feels a little bad, it's very bad! I feel very uncomfortable when you press it down, how about we stop pressing it? "
"Uncomfortable?" Zhang Qiling asked back.
Wu Xie nodded immediately: "That's right! It's very uncomfortable! Why don't you look at it from another place? Just a tail is nothing to look at, is it?"
"But your complexion doesn't look uncomfortable." Zhang Qiling was so stubborn and straight at this time, he looked at Wu Xie's flushed face seriously, "Your face is very red, are you hot?"
"No, I'm not hot at all. I blushed because I was too uncomfortable." Wu Xie forced a smile, "So why don't you check in another place?"
Zhang Qiling pointed out very straightly: "Uncomfortable will not make people blush." He carefully looked up and down Wu Xie's face, "The blush is mostly due to excitement, what are you excited about?"
"I……"
Wu Xie's face became more and more stiff. Before Wu Xie broke out, Zhang Qi Lingfu suddenly realized: "You are shy."
Wu Xie's face became even more rigid.
Zhang Qiling continued: "Not only are you shy, but you are also emotional." Zhang Qiling paused, confirmed his conclusion, and said in an affirmative tone: "You are emotional."
Wu Xie's face was completely cracked.
Damn it, Zhang Qiling, how dare you *his* mother* say the word "passionate" in such a blunt tone in front of someone who has a crush on you? !
No.30 Straight man Lao Zhang runs away with boyfriend online~
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Damn it, Zhang Qiling, how dare you *his* mother* say the word "passionate" in such a blunt tone in front of someone who has a crush on you? !
The blushing caused by the attack on the sensitive *sensitive* belt of the tail dissipated almost instantly, Wu Xie's face was very ugly, when Zhang Qiling wanted to reach out to press his tail again, he slapped his hand away fiercely, and broke free from Zhang Qiling's imprisonment The arm around his waist took two steps back: "Zhang Qiling! What on earth do you want! Do you know what you are doing?!"
Zhang Qiling was caught off guard by Wu Xie's anger, and stood up straight, with a hint of confusion on his expressionless face, he had no idea why Wu Xie was angry, did he say anything too much?No, what he said was the truth.
He forgot that sometimes, the last thing to tell is the truth, the truth.
"Zhang Qiling, what exactly do you want?" Wu Xiexie gritted his teeth fiercely, flicked his tail violently behind him, and the two cat ears on the top of his head were also raised. If he was still in the form of a cat, the hair all over his body would definitely They all exploded, "Did you do it on purpose? Did you already know what I was thinking about you, so you deliberately teased me to see myself exposed? Oh, then you succeeded, I will do what you wish I've said it all, are you satisfied? What should you do next? It's time to reject me sternly, so hurry up!"
Zhang Qiling frowned: "What did you say? What do you think of me?"
Zhang Qiling simply didn't understand what he said, but to Wu Xie, he was clearly asking out of the blue. After all this was said, he was still asking out of the blue. Could it be that he wanted to humiliate him?Wu Xie's heart became colder and colder, and all the worries and hesitation he had previously forgotten were all behind him, and he smiled coldly: "What do I think about you?"
Wu Xie stepped forward suddenly, and took two steps in front of Zhang Qiling. The close distance made Zhang Qiling feel a little uncomfortable. Before he could back away, Wu Xie reached out and clasped his waist, and stretched out his other hand to the back of his neck.The back of the neck is a fatal position, Zhang Qiling wanted to dodge subconsciously, and suddenly remembered that the person in front of him was not someone else but Wu Xie, he hesitated for a moment, but still stood still, allowing Wu Xie to grab his back neck and get closer, then I felt like something was pressing heavily on my lips.
Soft, warm, trembling with tension.
It's Wu Xie.
Zhang Qiling was stunned.Wu Xie let go of him as soon as he touched him, took two steps back, and smiled coldly: "Got it!" Wu Xie really couldn't wait any longer, he was afraid of seeing Zhang Qiling's next reaction, afraid of seeing Zhang Qiling's anger with his own eyes He didn't even give Zhang Qiling time to react to the disgusted expression, he grabbed a few clothes from the side with his hands and rushed out of the room.
"bang"
There was a loud noise, and the door was closed heavily. Zhang Qiling stood there in a daze, stretched out his hand and pressed his lips. After all, his age was there. He was very clear about what Wu Xie's actions meant, and it was precisely because of his clarity that he Will be in a daze for so long.
It turns out that Wu Xie has always thought about herself...is that the way she thinks?
Zhang Qiling is not surprised, he has lived for too long, it is not that he has not met people who admire him, both women and men, he has never responded, but he understands the feelings of those people, liking someone is not a mistake, but In his eyes, it is not an unforgivable crime for a man to like another man. He is just surprised. Is it because he is too slow, or Wu Xie is really hiding it too well. It was discovered that Wu Xie had always had such thoughts.
Zhang Qiling has no resentment or disgust in his heart, he does not hate Wu Xie, nor does he hate Wu Xie's thoughts on him, on the contrary, he is happy, unreasonably happy, like a tender green sprout sprouting from the heart, As soon as the wind blows, it covers the entire heart, and his chest is full of joy that he has never felt before. Zhang Qiling thought that he should also be happy with Wu Xie.
This is great, Wu Xie is pleasing to him, and he is also pleasing to Wu Xie.
There is nothing better in the world than this.
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However, the situation on Wu Xie's side was not so good.
He randomly dragged two pieces of clothes and went downstairs. He only remembered that he couldn’t run around outside in disheveled clothes, but he forgot that his transformation from a cat to a human being was the most serious event. Go up to Xiaohua Fatty and the blind man who are drinking tea and eating snacks downstairs.
"puff"
"puff"
"puff"
The three of them stared round in unison, and sprayed out the tea from their mouths at the same time. The fat man choked on the broken snacks and coughed violently.
"You, you, Wu Xie?" Xiaohua slammed her phone on the table, and said in shock, "You've changed back?!"
"How did you come back to your motherly innocence?! Why didn't you tell us?" The fat man was so shocked that his voice changed.
"Yo, big apprentice, you have transformed back. What is this on your head? Cat ears? Hey? And a tail? Apprentice, are you going to play a cosplay in response to the trend?" The black glasses have bad eyesight, but the eyes are extremely poisonous, Grab the point at a glance.
Wu Xie: "...!!"
Damn stuffy oil bottle!It made him forget the most important thing!It actually came out with the cat ears and cat tail directly on it!
No.30 Shortness of breath in the second festival
"So that means, you don't know what's going on, so you suddenly changed from a cat back to a human?" Xiaohua said.
Wu Xie nodded. He wore a hat on his head and a long windbreaker, which tightly covered the cat ears and cat tail that seriously damaged his manly image, and said: "The only sign is a dream, the dream The background is very similar to the dream I had when Dr. Luo hypnotized me, after waking up from the dream, I became human again."
Xiaohua was thoughtful: "From this point of view, it's Lao Luo's hypnosis.
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