[Zhongyingmei] Have you seen my cat?

In the days of Asgard, Daisy manipulated the White Witch to fiddle around, but the news was still pitiful.

First of all, the mental state of the black witch was obviously not very good, it can be said to be very anti-social, but the time point of what Odin and Gao Tianzun knew was wrong.

First of all, it is known that Gao Tianzun is a survivor of the last big bang of the universe, only he and his younger brother survived in the whole family, and such survivors are very few in the entire universe.

The universe is so big and scattered scattered, and most of them don't like to mention the things before the big bang. Even a guy like Gao Tianzun is taboo and unpredictable about the things before the big bang.

Therefore, except for a strong man like Odin, most people don't know that there is such a stubble.

Some of the survivors of the Big Bang established the Cosmic Elders, they are the most mysterious organization in the universe, little known.

One of the members, Odin, doesn't know who it is, only that Gao Tianzun and his younger brother are two of them.

This cosmic elders seems to have a nice title, and has not done any great things. Gao Tianzun is addicted to gambling, and his younger brother is addicted to collecting.The other members of the Presbyterian Church also seem to have their own affairs.

In short, there is one characteristic that is that they are not aggressive.

Obviously life is still very long, and it is obvious that relying on their abilities to rule the universe is not a dream, but they seem to be really old people, and they are peaceful.

This is obviously not normal in a world where villains want a cosmic event.

Such an enterprising spirit, even environmental protection guards have a magical universe, how could there be such a group of homeless creatures?

Could it be a genetic mutation?

It is impossible for the big bang to only let the nerds go, that is to say, they must have encountered something, so they will keep their own place.

Daisy's keen sense of what this encounter might have something to do with the former black witch.

Daisy thought of the banquet at the beginning. Apart from Gao Tianzun and the collector brothers, would there be other members of the Universe Elders at that banquet?

Why on earth did the Black Witch entertain them?

In short, Daisy slowly tried to smooth out the relationship between time and events.

First of all, the black witch was an image of a tyrant before the big bang. There is no doubt about this. Whether it is the performance of Odin or Gao Tianzun, it can be seen that the former black witch was a scary guy.

The drop of blood that Daisy got gave her memories of what happened before the big bang.

Odin is not clear about these things. Although the Asa Protoss are strong, they only appeared after the Big Bang.

Then why did that black witch do so many series of weird behaviors?

Why kill so many civilizations? If it is to rule the universe, gain power and wealth, etc., there is no such picture in my memory.

It seemed that the black witch was just killing for the sake of killing, and the bloody killing simply made her happy.

What about her stabbing herself with that dagger?

Can't figure it out, can't figure it out.

In short, after the Big Bang.

The black witch bullied the little animals by the way, and took their flesh and blood to forge a staff.

After destroying the underworld, it may also destroy other planetary civilizations, but because she is the master who does not leave any survivors, there are almost zero legends about her in the universe.

or...

Daisy thought that when Gao Tianzun was on Saka, he acted quickly to cover up the news of the black witch and block the sight of prying eyes.

She couldn't help guessing, maybe the Elders of the Universe also helped to cover up the black witch's traces?

This problem is currently unresolved.

Daisy had another question.

That is, the Black Witch already had a staff before the big bang, why make another one?

Because of this, Daisy checked her memory again, and found that although the black witch's previous staff was similar to the current one, it was actually used slightly differently.

The eyeballs on the previous staff were dark red, and the palm holding the eyeballs was long and sharp, not like eagle claws, but like human bones.

The tail of the staff is sharp and pointed, and the staff has dark patterns similar to the hideous faces seen in the swamp, only half the size of a fist, not obvious, if you don't look carefully, you will only think it is a strange pattern if you notice it .

But after careful observation, it seemed that the staff seemed to be filled with countless undead.

Although the black witch's staff looks dangerous, it is just the result of random creation in the game. The tail has a round bottom, and there are no extra patterns on the staff. Compared with the staff in memory, it looks much rougher.

Daisy no longer knew whether the black witch was her own game character or if there was such a person in this world, and she also didn't know whether this staff was a product of her game system or whether it was made by the black witch herself.

Judging from the information obtained, this was probably made by the previous black witch herself, but why did she make it exactly the same as the staff in the game?

Does the game system really exist, or is this also created by the Black Witch?

Was the former Black Witch really so strong that even the Light and Shadow Continent could create a world?

It's scary to think about it anyway.

Daisy has a thrilling feeling that she is following someone else's script.

That's pretty much what she knew about what the former black witch did. Odin said that after all the creatures in the underworld died, Hecate disappeared not long after.

According to memory, Daisy knew that she had come to the earth, and then she turned into a cloud of black mist and disappeared after stabbing her heart with a knife.

In short, Daisy's current state is at a loss.

After confirming that she couldn't get more clues here, Daisy decided to pack up and take the child back to her hometown. If she kept thinking about it like this, the white witch's thick blond hair would also fall off.

And it was the space carrier that came from Gao Tianzun's pit to send Daisy back.

Daisy dismissed the service personnel in the huge space carrier long ago. Except for the robot, there are only three living people, Daisy, Thor, and Damian who doesn't want to see his old father.

But although he didn't want to see his old father, he missed the alluring woman who had the courage to use alien weapons to stun him back then, and he missed her so much that he wished he could tear that woman into pieces now.

Thinking of this, Damian showed a little devil smile.

As a result, the white witch snorted a bear's head. "be honest."

As soon as he was taught by the White Witch, he thought of the frog warning, Hela, and the black frog. Damian immediately sat down obediently.

Thor used the shiny metal door to check his appearance, and he muttered worriedly as he touched his short golden hair.

"I don't know if Jane Xi likes me like this."

Daisy rolled her eyes on the sidelines, seeing Asgard gradually stabilized, Loki slipped away when seeing the situation, except to say goodbye to Frigg, and left some not-so-happy little gifts for Odin.

Thor hurriedly chased after Loki, if she hadn't mentioned it, how could this guy think that he still has a girlfriend.

Daisy guessed that this guy was willing to come, and finding a girlfriend was part of it, but drinking and eating meat with Tony and the others, and finding out if Loki was coming was also part of it.

The speed of the spaceship is very fast. Although it is not as convenient as a unique artifact like the Rainbow Bridge, it is still very good.

What's more, the reason why Daisy chose to come back as a space carrier has another meaning.

She used the intelligence on the spacecraft to easily crack the satellites of various countries, and then sent a group message.

"Hi, I'm an ordinary earth citizen, because I picked up a space carrier and couldn't save it, so I want to donate it to the whole earth.

Please don't attack, because you can't penetrate the walls of this aircraft carrier at all.

Compare Heart.JPG”

There is even a picture of two little hands gesturing for love at the back.

And because Daisy's instructions were not careful, the communication satellites on the earth have gradually matured, so this message was sent to most computers and mobile devices.

It was early in the morning when the message was received, and some bedridden people hadn't even woken up yet. Many people thought it was a prank. Knowing that everyone around them had received the message, they even thought it was a virus.

Some people nervously deleted the text messages.

A guy who just woke up looked at the message with a yawn, and immediately sneered, and flashed back a message with his thumb.

"Is this how much alcohol you drink to blow it up like this?

Still picking up a space carrier in space?

Eat a la carte and stop daydreaming. "

Daisy is interested.

"This is real."

As a result, it returned in seconds.

"If it's true, I'll broadcast Chixiang live!"

"It's a deal. Where are you?"

What Daisy said was directly converted into information and sent out.

Thor and Damian looked over curiously.

"Why, did you want to hit me when I told you so?"

Daisy has been in a bad mood recently, and it's rare to have fun, so she decided to have some fun.

"No, I just want to show you the space carrier."

"Heh. I'm in the Milky Way, not far from the sun, the earth next to the moon, Room 606, Building [-], Tao'an Huafu Community, Yingchun Road, Tao'an District, Tao'an District, Huaguo S City. My name is Long Batian, just come here.

Come, come, come, the big brother of society will teach you how to behave.JPG”

Obviously this is a Pippi Shrimp, the word "hu" is not enough to show sarcasm, and there is an emoji behind it, and it is much more advanced than Daisy's Bixin, this is a moving picture.

The little boy with the panda head above was beaten black and blue by the big brother of the society.

Daisy didn't reply, but turned her head and looked at Thor and Damian with a gradually bright smile.

"How about turning around to prove that we didn't lie before going back?"

At the same time, various departments and agencies in various countries are running at full speed. They want to chase after the information, but they are all blocked.

On the screen from the satellite, a space-class aircraft carrier that accommodates everyone in a small country is sailing unswervingly towards the earth.

"Sir, what should we do? Do we want to intercept?

Or do you follow their instructions? "

"How the hell do I know? Wait for me to ask the leader now!"

Such dialogues take turns in various countries, followed by the most efficient national conference.

But they spent too much time from getting the news to finding out that there was really an aircraft carrier, and then having a discussion and arguing.

Daisy, they have all entered the atmosphere.

In the end, there was only one final word.

It's too fast to stop.

Let's take a look first, if it doesn't work, then use large-scale destructive weapons.

Likely but not limited to the use of nuclear bombs.

Once used, it will inevitably cause irreversible damage to the country.

If such a disaster occurs when they are in power, their political career will naturally come to an end.

So after seeing the space carrier actually flying and stopping in the sky above Huaguo, the leaders of other countries, regardless of their appearance, had a glimmer of gratitude in their eyes.

The leader of Huaguo immediately got up when he saw the video transmitted, and the video conference could not be started, so he hurriedly ordered to go on.

At this time, the residents of City S thought they were dreaming, and a giant spaceship the size of half the city was quietly flying above them, covering the sky and blocking out the sun.

The ground is the shadow of the spaceship.People are all standing in the shadows.

Doubi can happily say in this hot summer, "It's so cool."

But more people were really frightened all of a sudden, and started conspiracy theories. A few years after the New York War, aliens attempted to invade the earth again?

And it started from their city S? !

Then I was surprised. Could it be that the information is true?

A small number of people believed the information completely, but they were immediately ridiculed by the people around them for their naivety, but it was strange that the space carrier did not seem to have any intention of launching an attack.

However, the space carrier did not solve their doubts, and the sweet female voice clearly spread throughout the area.

"My family lives in the Milky Way, the sun is not far away...Mr. Long Batian, please come out, I have brought the spaceship here for you to see as promised, and please come out and live broadcast the eating as agreed .”

All the people who heard it were in an uproar. They first laughed at why someone had such a name, and then they were filled with endless curiosity.

In fact, the name of Pippi Shrimp and the unit building and floor where he lives are not accurate, but the power of the people is huge. After finding out that the lady living in Room 606 is not Long Aotian, the general public immediately began to expand the scope of the search .

Not to mention that the country even sent professionals to look it up.

This time, a certain person just beeped, and the Pippi Shrimp, whose legs were limp when he saw the spaceship appear, ran out in fright, and was taken there with a mournful face.

Talking is useless.

"I...I didn't mean to...."

As a result, only one sentence came from the spaceship.

"I didn't lie to you, did I? So remember to eat as promised~"

Leaders of Huaguo who are paying attention in real time: Just because of this, you sent the spaceship to our country? !My heart is broken!

But then the news from the spaceship made all the Chinese people ecstatic.

Daisy, who was in a good mood, looked at the bitter face of the social elder brother and said very coolly that although it is donated to the whole world, it is not possible to dismember the spaceship and send it to each country, so there is nothing to study.

It happened that she stopped in Huaguo, so she just gave Huaguo the priority research right of the spaceship!

A certain leader, who was grinning from ear to ear, had his heart beating wildly with excitement, and it took him a while to recover, but he just wanted to say that he could do it a few more times for such a surprise!

Since then, the technological tree of Huaguo has grown rapidly, and it is the first country to fly to space and make friends with aliens.

And this incident is also known as the Long Batian Yixiang Diplomatic Incident, referred to as the Banana/Xiangjiao Incident.

The name Long Batian has since been separated from the label of vulgar male novels, and it is solemnly written in the history of China. After beautifying and adapting this incident, it entered the elementary school classroom. Everyone deeply remembered Long Batian. The name Aotian.Even though there is Mr. Long's real name behind it, everyone only remembers this name.

This name represents the supreme glory of contributing to Huaguo!

"Then teacher, did that Uncle Long really eat... poop?"

The young child blinked his big ignorant eyes, full of admiration.

The young female teacher answered very seriously.

"It's not written in the book, but I think Mr. Long must be a man of integrity, so he should eat it."

A certain Pippi Shrimp with a broken heart, don't talk nonsense!I'm not!I don't!

I just drank cat poop coffee for a month!

And don't tell me, it's delicious!

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The leaders of other countries who were particularly jealous glared at their own people: It is such a failure that the people of our country don’t even have a single person who dares to eat shit!

Everyone: Don't say that you dare to eat the same!

A reporter: May I ask Mr. Long, how do you feel about being included in elementary school textbooks?

Mr. Long tried his best to fake a smile: firstly, my surname is not Long, and secondly, my name is not Long Aotian, my real name is...

The reporter interrupted: Sir, this is not important, please tell us your feelings.

Long·felt the cruelty of society·Mr.: I feel very honored :)

[Never thought that I would have the honor of being infamous for thousands of years!

My girlfriend now only calls me Long Aotian, and she always laughs at my name for its smell QAQ]